close to death

"You stinking men," Liu Yifei was also stunned by the bloody scene in front of her, she came to her senses, took off her high heels and threw them at the big electronic screen.

"Beauty, this is a live broadcast, please calm down," Zhu Yiqun got down from the table.

"The more I look at it, the more angry I get, can I calm down?" Liu Yifei slammed the microphone on the table.

After this absolutely shocking match, according to preliminary statistics from the media, more than [-]% of the couples watching the match that night were beaten by the woman, and [-]% of them broke up because of the match.

Ding, the game is over, the XS team won.

"Yeah, I won." At this moment, Tian Linger suddenly ran forward, hugged Ling Yun, and rubbed his small mouth against his face.

"Ding Ding, Ding Ding, this is a live broadcast," Ling Yun pretended to be nonchalant, "If you want to kiss, we can find a small hotel, or a park lawn, and study it carefully,"

Tian Linger jumped off him in a hurry, but she was so excited that she didn't notice her gaffe. She didn't refute Ling Yun's teasing words, and smiled slightly, "Ling Yun, you did a good job just now."

"Then how should you reward me?" Ling Yun pressed his face forward.

"Go to hell," he was greeted with a Hong Kong kick.

. . . . . .

After leaving the competition room, I saw a large group of girls surrounding them.

Ling Yun straightened her hair and clothes, and said to Tian Linger and the others next to her, "Don't stop me, I'll go say hello to those fans,"

Before the words were finished, there were countless mineral water bottles, slippers, masks, and sanitary napkins. ． ． ． ． ．The darkness covered a large area, covering the sky and covering the earth.

"Smelly man, smash you to death, stinky man,"

"Didn't you have a great fight just now, I want to avenge my female compatriots,"

"You're not a man,"

. . . . . .

"Fuck, I don't know until I'm a man in bed... ah..." Ling Yun ran away with his head in his arms.

After hundreds of police officers came to maintain order, Ling Yun finally returned to the dormitory safely.

Just when the door of the dormitory was pushed open, there were bursts of ping-pong-pong sounds, and the glass on the window sill was shattered.

"Boss, lift up the bed, we can't stop it,"

Fatty and Xiaobao had washbasins on top of their heads, and countless pebbles were still flying from outside the window.

I saw that the anger of the group of girls actually burned to the downstairs of the dormitory, so much so that the glass of many boys' dormitories was shattered.

"You bunch of female hooligans," Ling Yun cursed secretly, but there was nothing he could do about it, who let himself do something that caused a national sensation today.

"Boss, you are injured," the fat man said, pointing at Ling Yun's face.

Ling Yun felt something strange on the top of his head, a piece of bright red Anerle had stuck to his head at some point, and pink juice was flowing down his nose.

"Fuck, I never thought I'd be lucky tonight,"

The fat man and the two laughed directly.

The group of girls tossed and tossed until the middle of the night before they gradually dispersed. Ling Yun looked out of the window with lingering fear, "It is said that menopausal women are difficult to control, but when I look at menstruating women, they are even crazier."

Tian Linger and other beauties sent countless voice messages.

"Lingyun, did you die? I ordered a Liuzhou coffin for you online to ensure the quality," Tian Linger laughed.

"Brother Lingyun, Amen," that girl Tian Xin'er also came to laugh at herself.

"The people's heroes are immortal," looked at the message, and it was actually sent by the goddess Wang Mengting.

. . . . . .

The fat man walked out of the dormitory with a basin full of stones. Ling Yun lay on the bed and said to Xiao Bao beside him, "You and the fat man will take turns keeping vigil tonight. I don't want to be gang-raped to death by a female hooligan while sleeping in the middle of the night."

"Don't worry, Boss, I'd rather give up my pure body than let a female hooligan come in here," Xiaobao said on the bed in his briefs.

"There's no more Durex, I need to prepare more in the future..." After Ling Yun finished speaking, he opened the game ring and entered the game. Tomorrow's final is at night, so I have some free time tonight.

The light flashed, Ling Yun opened the backpack, and saw the Barrett sniper rifle lying quietly in the backpack. At this moment, he felt like a fire was simmering in his heart, like countless kittens scratching and scratching in his heart. like.

Say hello to the brothers in the guild, and go straight to the airport of Devil City, where there is a charter flight to Angel City, which is very convenient, but the price is a bit expensive.

In fact, the Advanced Appraisal Office in the City of Angels is also easy to identify. Ling Yun only paid [-] silver coins to take a taxi to get there.

The circular dome and the Islamic-style tower building give people a solemn feeling. This is the advanced appraisal office of the City of Angels, but there are almost no players around, mainly because there are too few things that require special appraisal in the fantasy world. up.

Ling Yun walked into the hall, and saw all kinds of instruments beside him, ranging from small magnifying convex lenses, microscopes, to large spectroscopic instruments. He wondered if he came to the wrong place. Could it be that this place is for gynecological examinations.

Anyway, there was no business, and an old woman was dozing off on the table.

"Hi, excuse me, may I ask if this is an appraiser for high-level items?" Ling Yun stepped forward and couldn't help asking.

Helping the reading glasses on the bridge of the nose, the old woman opened her eyes, "Young man, you are so rude, it is not a good behavior to disturb others' nap,"

"Excuse me, ma'am, I have two things here for you to take a look at," Ling Yun pouted.

"Ma'am, I'm so young," the old woman actually took out a mirror from her pocket, and kept looking at it, "Oh, why are there more crow's feet?"

Ling Yun was so shocked that he didn't say anything for a long time, but his brain really turned quickly, "Beauty, I have two things that need to be appraised here, please help me to look at them."

After saying this, Ling Yun felt very disgusted.

Hearing the word "beauty", the old woman immediately beamed with joy, "You can't call me a beauty, just call me Sharna, something, let me have a look, it seems like I haven't seen the best thing here for a long time ,"

Ling Yun put the jade token, pink ball, and Barrett in his backpack on the table, but he felt chills in his heart. The difference between a beautiful woman and a aunt directly depends on the NPC's attitude towards others, so he must pay attention to it in the future.

The first thing Sharna picked up was the jade tablet, and looked up and down at the jade tablet with a magnifying glass. Sometimes he closed his eyes, and sometimes he placed it under various spectroscopic instruments to study it carefully. , It really is not ordinary goods.

"Assessment fee, [-] gold coins," Scharna raised his head slightly and said casually.