Qunmei Catalog

Li Mulin immediately rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said in his heart: "As far as your scale is like being crushed by a steamroller, even if you send it to the uncle to let the uncle touch it, ahem, you still have to touch it. If you don't touch it, please don't touch it." Well, they are small, but no matter how small they are, they are still breasts." But he couldn't say that in his mouth, he curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, I won't be interested in bomb craters!"

Yang Nihong's lungs were going to explode when she heard the words, and she could bear it when people called her Princess Taiping, but that bastard Li Mulin called her a bomb crater!Those who live on the road like Bageya don’t want to live anymore!

"Okay, if you have the ability to get Yi Xiaoyue's phone number, my mother, I will be your attendant for a month!" Yang Nihong was furious.

"Deal!" Li Mulin laughed wildly in his heart. The last time he met Yi Xiaoyue, she offered to give him something, but he didn't even ask for it. Now he just asked for a phone number, so it must be no difficulty.

"Those who want to deduct credits and those who don't want to graduate, just keep blocking the classroom entrance!" Finally, Lin Xinkang used his trump card.

This trick can be described as ruthless. People who want to go to university just want a graduation certificate. When Lin Xinkang said that credits would be deducted, the wolves were reluctant to part with them, but they still moved to their seats helplessly. , Some of them turned back three times at one step, the touching scene and the funny behavior are really not enough to be planted by outsiders.

"Okay, Xiaoyue, you can come in." The crowd vacated the way, and Yi Xiaoyue finally walked to the podium. At this time, she was already disheveled by the wolves, but even if she was disheveled, everyone still felt beautiful. , This is the prerogative of beautiful women. A beautiful woman who speaks dirty words is called a hot girl, an ugly woman who speaks dirty words is called a shrew, a beautiful woman who wears stockings is called sexy, an ugly woman who wears stockings is called vomiting, even if a beautiful woman farts, it is fragrant, and ugly Even if the woman farts, it still stinks. Although this logic is fucked, if you dare to object, it is guaranteed that someone will crush your balls.

Yang Nihong looked at Li Mulin who was looking at Yi Xiaoyue wretchedly, and immediately said to Zeng Shiqing who was beside him: "Shishi, you have to be a notary for me. If this rascal loses, he You have to be my servant for two months!"

Zeng Shiqing whispered: "Then what if it's Ni Ni and you lose?"

"If you lose, I will be his servant!" Yang Nihong said through gritted teeth.

"But, what if he asks you to sit in bed?" Zeng Shiqing's personality is also more mischievous, but not as aggressive as Yang Nihong's. Made a joke.

Glancing at Li Mulin again, Yang Yang Nihong clenched his fists tightly and said every word: "If he can get a phone call, even if he asks his mother to sleep with him, my mother will go!"

Just as Yang Nihong finished speaking, Yi Xiaoyue on the podium suddenly found Li Mulin who was looking at her with a smile, and she immediately shouted excitedly: "You are Brother Li Mu!"

"Ahem, I'm your department head." Although the position of department head is useless to Li Mulin, it must be very cool to say it now. After all, the general department heads are bald old men, and Li Mulin Mu Lin is a real handsome guy.

"Ah, really? Brother Li Mu, you are too powerful. Dad said you will take care of me in the future, right?" Yi Xiaoyue looked at Li Mulin sweetly.

After hearing Yi Xiaoyue's words, all the boys spurted three liters of blood, Nima, don't you already have Snow White?

And the girls all had goosebumps, except of course Yang Nihong, who said that she would be taken care of by others, so wouldn't it be easy to get a phone number?

"Nini, what did you just say?" Zeng Shiqing looked at Yang Nihong with a funny face.

Yang Nihong froze there like a statue.

It wasn't until half a day later that he stomped his feet depressedly and cursed: "Is this rascal who grows peach trees!"

Zeng Shiqing asked with a puzzled face when she heard the words: "Nini, what does this have to do with it?"

"If his family didn't grow peach trees, how could he be as if he had fallen into a pile of peach blossoms? Wherever he went, beauties would come to him. It's really unreasonable. I'm so mad at my aunt!" Yang Nihong pouted so hard that she could hang a dozen The soy sauce bottle is gone.

"Ni Ni, what you just said..." Zeng Shiqing reminded.

"Did I say something just now? I didn't say anything, didn't I?" Yang Nihong put his hand on Zeng Shiqing's waist and said threateningly.

Zeng Shiqing had no choice but to nod quickly, "Yes, yes, you never said just now that even if he asks you to go to sleep, you have to go!"

"Shishi, I beg you, you have to tell him about this, I will only be your sister in the next life." Yang Nihong said with a bitter face.

After asking for Yi Xiaoyue's phone number without any suspense, Li Mulin waved to Yang Nihong proudly, but Yang Nihong pretended not to see it.

Then Zeng Shiqing and the others started to attend classes, and Li Mulin couldn't be bored to attend classes, so he started to visit the campus, and met Wang Xue, the head of the personnel department on the way.

Ever since the charming incident with Li Mulin, Wang Xue always had Li Mulin's appearance flashing in her mind, so she always avoided Li Mulin intentionally or unintentionally, until Li Mulin was fired, Li Mulin's shadow disappeared. It slowly faded away in her mind, but she didn't expect that after a few days, Li Mulin came back to the academy again. Seeing Li Mulin at this moment, she wanted to pretend not to see it, but the more she Trying to pretend she didn't see it made her more confused, and finally she mustered up the courage to look at Li Mulin.

"Hi, hello" Wang Xue's face was flushed, and she greeted Li Mulin with a mosquito-like voice.

Li Mulin knew that Wang Xue still cared about her, so he said, "Actually, you don't have to worry about what happened last time. Since everyone knows that it was an accident, let it go like this."

Originally, Wang Xue was already embarrassed enough, but Li Mulin didn't know which pot to turn on, which made Wang Xue at a loss for a while.

"I, I know" Finally, Wang Xue plucked up the courage and walked past Li Mulin.

Well, I have to emphasize again, Li Mulin is really a shameless bastard, it's his first time, you just say it was an accident, and then let him not take it to heart?Nima, if you were given QJ by a woman who jumped out suddenly on the road and took away the first time, would you not take it to heart? (Li Mulin: Well, if it's a beautiful woman, I really don't take it personally.)

But looking at Wang Xue's reaction, I can only say one thing, Li Mulin is the worst QJ criminal in history!

Not only did QJ not go to jail, but he also told others that this was an accident, so don't take it to heart.

Girls' shoes, you can just imagine, if one day you are walking on the road, someone suddenly jumps out and gives you XXOO. What a horrible scene.