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"Uh... alright" Li Mulin said a little embarrassed.Originally, he wanted to abuse the electric pole next to him, and pretend to be B by the way, but he didn't expect Snow White to say that if he lost, he would raise her, which made Li Mulin very entangled.If he wins, Snow White will definitely be very happy, maybe he will offer a kiss or something, but if he loses, he will raise Snow White, which is simply a great thing for Li Mulin, raising her?Ahem, Li Mulin remembered the scenes that were often shown on TV:

The hero and heroine embrace each other affectionately.

The heroine said: "Then you have to support me"

Then the actor replied: "I will support you forever"

And then... there is no more, what are you bastards thinking!

"Haha, Shishi, where did you find the bean sprouts? You still want to compete with Wang Kai. Don't you know that Wang Kai is the little Bolt of our college? Obediently hand over your meal card." Yang Ni Hong hugged her breasts which were obviously malnourished but seemed to be slightly curved, and said with a giggle.

"Take it! Hmph!" Zeng Shiqing pouted, took out a meal card from his jeans, threw it to Yang Nihong, then turned around and left.

"Hey, I'm talking about Shishi, don't say I'm not righteous, the rule of our college is that girls can't help girls." Yang Nihong smiled proudly while holding Zeng Shiqing's meal card.

Although this rule is completely unreasonable, it is agreed by the majority. Therefore, in this society where the minority obeys the majority, what is unreasonable has become reasonable.

Seeing Snow White leaving in a huff, Li Mulin chased after him dumbfounded, but he didn't care about Yang Nihong's ridicule at all, only that kind of idiot would want to prove himself crazily after being ridiculed by others, He is also a god at any rate, it would be too disrespectful to meet ordinary people.

"Hey, beauty, didn't you say you wanted me to raise you? Why did you leave?" Li Mulin caught up with Snow White and walked side by side with her.

Zeng Shiqing suddenly turned her head, turned her baby face, and cursed: "Go to hell!" She punched Li Mulin twice in the chest, then turned her head and left.

"Shishi, let me treat you to dinner for the next two weeks." Little Bolt Wang Kai caught up with Zeng Shiqing who had gone away in just a few steps, with a charming smile on his handsome face.

Wang Kai is not only tall, but also handsome. There are not only thousands of girls who are attracted by him, but he is still single. The reason is very simple, because he likes Zeng Shiqing, but Zeng Shiqing is Notoriously fond of flirting, just don't be your girlfriend's master.

Wang Kai who came running suddenly made Li Mulin unhappy, and he actually wanted to get a stick in front of his brother's face, pao brother's sister, it's not obvious!

Li Mulin stepped in front of Zeng Shiqing and coughed, "Hey, little friend, do you understand that first come, first come?"

Seeing Li Mulin and Wang Kai standing in front of him, who was a head shorter than him, he was suddenly happy. He clenched his fists jokingly and said, "Old friend, do you know what a fist is the size of a casserole?"

Wang Kai, who is 1.8 meters tall, has fists as big as a baby's head. It is no exaggeration to say that his fists are the size of a casserole. On the other hand, Li Mulin, although 1.7 meters three is not short, but when he met Wang Kai, he immediately fell in love with him. It is set off incomparably small.

Li Mulin suddenly showed a stunned expression, Nima, you are an ordinary person, you dare to show the size of your fist with the brother who is a god, isn't that the old birthday star hanged himself, looking for death!

Just when Li Mulin was thinking about whether to use a left hook, a right hook, or a trick of monkey stealing peaches to teach this ignorant telegraph pole, Zeng Shiqing suddenly shouted coquettishly: "Go away if you want to fight, don't fight!" Get in the way of my old lady!" After speaking, he pushed the two of them away, walked through the gap formed by them, and never looked at them again, leaving only a flowing white hair dangling behind his head, Li Mulin was in a trance for a while, and couldn't help admiring secretly. He expressed his satisfaction with this goal.

Now that Snow White is gone, Li Mulin is naturally not interested in going to the telegraph poles, he shook his head helplessly, and left too. He didn't go after Zeng Shiqing. Today is the worst luck in eight lifetimes. I think he is handsome, unrestrained and romantic Li Mulin, the suave beauty terminator, actually offended Snow White as soon as he made a move.Li Mulin said that the memories passed down from those seven prostitutes are not enough.

"Old friend, don't think about old cows eating tender grass, be careful of stuffing your teeth!" Wang Kai whispered behind Li Mulin.

Li Mulin, who is old and mature, still doesn't know the meaning of the telephone pole, which is to keep him away from Snow White. To this kind of threat, Li Mulin just smiled back. When you die old, maybe I can still control the seventh daughter overnight Instead of falling.

Having nothing to do in the morning, Li Mulin walked around the campus to see all kinds of beauties in the campus, which is also an extremely joyful thing.

Einstein once said that when you sit on the stove, one second feels too long, and if you are riding on a beautiful woman, one day feels short (cough cough, the premise is that you can stand strong for a day, as for you It’s okay, it’s not okay to be a little bad anyway).

So, before you know it, it's afternoon.

At this time, a bald little old man was sitting in an inconspicuous corner of the college garden, holding a burning sweet eye between his index finger and middle finger, and his two small eyes kept looking at the flowers, looking like It looks extremely obscene.

Li Mulin followed the eyes of the little old man, and saw a pair of lovers hiding behind the flowers and fighting in the wild (KISS, don't think about it).

The little old man's eyes were shining, he didn't even realize that the smoke was burnt to the end, he didn't shake the cigarette until the sound of grilling meat was heard between his fingers, and he threw the cigarette away in pain. During this process, his eyes never left flowers.

No wonder they are already old, but they can only be a counselor. Seeing the pursuit of this little old man, Li Mulin immediately understood.

"Ahem, brother, borrow a fire." Li Mulin patted the little old man on the shoulder and said.

The sudden sound made the little old man jump, he quickly wiped the puff from the corner of his mouth, and then turned his face with a calm expression.

When he saw Li Mulin's 22-year-old face, he immediately felt relieved: "This classmate, what's the matter?"

"Borrow a fire?" Li Mulin said to the little old man with a cigarette coming out of nowhere in his hand.

The little old man frowned immediately when he heard the words, and said solemnly: "Student, don't you know that smoking is not allowed in our college?"

"The teacher is not allowed?" Li Mulin asked doubtfully.

"Teacher is not allowed!" The little old man said sharply.

Li Mulin laughed immediately when he heard the words, he shook his head pretending to be helpless, and then casually inserted the cigarette in his hand into the little old man's somewhat yellowed shirt pocket. Li Mulin took this cigarette from the little old man's pocket while he was not paying attention.

"Since smoking is not allowed, let's discuss something." Li Mulin waved his hands.

"What's the matter?" The little old man was a little guilty. After all, he was caught for lying just now, but seeing that Li Mulin didn't mean to expose him, he just pretended not to know.

Seeing the little old man's cooperation, Li Mulin said, "Please take a leave of absence or something."

"Why should I ask for leave?" The little old man was a little puzzled.

"Because you're sick and going to the hospital"

The little old man suddenly said angrily: "Where am I sick? Even if I am sick, I don't need to be hospitalized. I see you are a good-looking young man who is neurotic when talking. Go to study hard. Don't look around here for nothing." !” After finishing speaking, the little old man straightened his clothes and left in a decent manner.

But he had just walked less than two meters when he felt a sudden sharp pain in his ankle. He turned his face away angrily, but only saw Li Mulin's back, which was tens of meters away from him.

The little old man originally thought it was Li Mulin who attacked him, but Li Mulin was obviously far away from him. Although he suspected, there was no evidence. The little old man had to turn his head angrily and wanted to continue walking, but found that his ankle was so painful that he couldn't touch the ground at all. Yes, he stepped on the ground tentatively, sweating from the pain, and screaming.

In desperation, the little old man had no choice but to call 120 first, then the principal, and then sat down where he was, waiting for the ambulance.

Less than 10 minutes after Li Mulin walked out, he received a call from an unknown person. He smiled and took out his mobile phone to answer it.

An old but hale and hearty voice came from the phone: "Hello, are you the new counselor Li Mulin? I'm the director of the Academic Affairs Department of University D."

"I am" Li Mulin said.

"Oh, Mr. Lin Xinkang, the counselor of the third class of the accounting department, is sick and needs to be hospitalized. From today until Mr. Lin Xinkang is discharged from the hospital, you will act as the counselor of the third class of the accounting department."

"OK" Li Mulin happily hung up the phone, and then threw a few small stones in his hand into the flowers beside him.

Unexpectedly, a man and a woman shouted and scolded suddenly from among the flowers.

Male: "Fuck, who hit my eggs"

Woman: "Honey, are you okay"

Li Mulin touched his nose in a sudden sweat, and fled in despair.