In those years, my brother had mixed and loved

A group of people played cards in the middle of the night, Da Ya didn't have a dime left after losing, so they insisted on yelling at Yu Yang and the others for cheating.

Brother Dong kept nagging about being aggrieved at night, Ruan Xiansong was lying on the bed alone, not knowing what to think, his expression was always gloomy, and then everyone washed up and fell asleep

"Linglingling! It's over, it's over, I'm late." Yang Wei stood up from the bed. "Huh? Why is it so soft, eh! It's still a little thin."

"Oh, fuck your mother, you're stepping on my dick." Big Tooth covered his baby and howled.

Yang Wei was taken aback, and moved his foot over at once, "I said, why is it so soft, oops! No, I'm going to be late, get up, everyone, the teacher said to be at school at two o'clock in the afternoon, so hurry up." After finishing speaking, Yang Wei made a fuss Putting on a pair of stinky socks, Da Ya squinted his eyes and didn't know the big pants, they were so big, he turned around and put on the pants and tied the waistband.

"Damn it, damn it, I'm underpants." Wang Wei muttered.

"Fuck, I said why the underpants are so big, I put them on wrongly, wait a minute and I'll take them off for you now." After finishing speaking, Da Ya ran to the bed.

Wang Wei glanced at him.Then he went up and pressed Da Ya on the bed, and took off his hands with his trousers and underpants. Da Ya had a sad face, as if he had been raped.

"Because you guys are really ink marks, hurry up. Today the principal is supervising outside the school. If you are late, you will write down a name. Afterwards, you will be taken away by the class teacher. You wait to be criticized." After finishing speaking, Yu Yang hurriedly dressed He put on his underwear, washed up casually, then turned around and left.When they reached the door, they heard Liang Xing and Wang Xudong arguing over toothbrushes.

Outside the hotel, Yu Yang hailed a taxi and went to the school. Ten minutes later, he arrived at the school gate. Yu Yang got off the car and took a look inside the school gate. Look, a group of students are squatting and don't know what to write, and they have to be taken away by the head teacher when they are done.

Yu Yang had a cold sweat on his face, "No way, that's right, go over the wall." After finishing speaking, Yu Yang walked around the school, and then went to the direction of the toilet. With his back against the road, he could climb up without kicking his legs too high. Yu Yang looked around and saw that there was no one there, so he jumped down with one kick, and then returned to the class in a big way.

In less than a minute, the head teacher also entered the class, and Li Yong glanced at it, "Yu Yang, Liu Tao, come out, you two, see who is not in the class, go to the school gate and bring me the ones who haven't." Come to the office." After speaking, Li Yong shook his hands and left.

"Fools, you guys had a great time yesterday. Fortunately, I didn't go, or I would be late today." Liu Tao followed from behind. "By the way, there are so many teachers and principals outside, how did you get in?"

Yu Yang raised his head, his expression quite proud, "You don't understand, so I won't tell you, go and meet those idiots, and let them wait for the storm from the old class." After finishing speaking, Yu Yang was very strange He walked to the school gate in a chic way, "Hi, principal, I am the monitor of Class [-] of Senior Secondary School, and the head teacher asked me to take away these students who are late."

The principal adjusted his glasses, glanced at him, and then scooped up a notebook, "Liang Xing, Yang Wei, Ke Liangpeng, Wang Xudong, you guys come here."

Brother Dong, Da Ya and the others looked at Yu Yang in surprise, as if they didn't believe this was the truth.Yu Yang looked at them proudly.

"Come here and see what you look like. Each of you is either bald or yellow-haired. This school is a holy place for learning. Do you look like a student? Learn from your monitor and see how good he is." The principal said As if hating iron for being weak, they just scolded Dong Ge and the others.

At this time, Yang Wei was clenching his fists, staring at his big eyes, with yellow buck teeth, and howling "嗤嗤" from his throat from time to time.

"What's wrong with my classmate?" The principal looked at him, "Is it sick? You should have told me earlier if you were sick. Look at you, you are so skinny. How many days have you not eaten meat? And how many days have you not brushed your teeth? , Why are you so yellow, you child is not particular, why are you clenching your fists? Are you cramping?" The principal said something to Yang Wei like a Tang monk.

Da Ya, Brother Dong and the others blushed from the suffocation, covering their mouths and giggling.

Yang Wei's face turned blue and then turned pale, "Ah! Why are you talking so much nonsense, are you a Bodhisattva descending to earth? Are you going to save all living beings? Are you going to save me to become a Buddha? Stop talking, okay? I'm thin and I'm sad You can count ribs in time! My teeth are yellow because I smoke too much! Dear, please let me go, stop chanting your magic spells, I am not Monkey King, and you are not Tang Seng." Yang Wei stood on tiptoe and howled, yes Talk to the principal.

The headmaster was taken aback by Hu, then stretched out his hand and pointed, "Are you talking about me again?"

Yang Wei looked at the principal and nodded, "Master, yes, I'm talking about you again. I want a golden cudgel. I'll eliminate harm for the people."

"Haha, haha." Yu Yang, Da Ya and the late students couldn't bear it anymore, and the audience laughed up and down.

The headmaster adjusted his glasses, unexpectedly calm, Yang Wei looked at the headmaster furiously from the side.

"Show off! Crack." The headmaster slapped him and flicked away.

Yang Wei was stunned by the slap, then fell silent for a while, and then exploded, "Do I owe you? You slapped me in the face too, and the girls in the class also slapped me in the face, ah, slap!" Then he slapped me. To the principal's head.

The audience fell silent, the headmaster clenched his fists and blushed, "Yangwei, I'll kill you." After finishing speaking, he scooped up a dog-beating stick and chased after Yangwei to hit him. There was a howl of "Aww" from the playground.

Yu Yang shrugged his shoulders, "Everyone is liberated." After speaking, he took the latecomers to the office, Li Yong stopped, and followed everyone back to the class. The whole campus can always hear Yang Wei's sexy howl Voice.

After school in the afternoon, there was such a spectacle in the school. Yang Wei held up a sign, which said that the prisoner, Yang Wei, was 18 years old, and was sentenced to a sentence of [-] times for not respecting the teacher. Watching Yang Wei, Yang Wei became a celebrity in the school after this incident.

Brother Yu Yang bought a few chicken legs in the cafeteria, walked to the playground and said, "Oh, it smells so delicious." Da Ya dangled the chicken legs in front of Yang Wei's eyes.

"Yangwei, are you swollen? Where's your roar?" Liang Xing laughed while holding his stomach.

Yang Wei looked at them, staring at them with two big eyes, "Sister staring at you, be more honest, let me recite the Three Character Classic and I will listen to it, and I will give you the chicken drumstick when I recite it." Da Ya's face was full of comfort.

"Aww! Bow woof!" Yang Wei jumped on the dog again, riding on Da Ya's body, and snatched the chicken leg.

A group of people laughed loudly in the playground.