In those years, my brother had mixed and loved
Chapter 0160 Dear, mine was exploded
"Hey, you haven't taken a shower yet, go down and take a shower, and come up after you take a shower." As she spoke, Song Jiajia pushed and shoved twice, but Yu Yang refused to listen. He began to untie her clothes, and said with a very cheap expression, "My lady, don't be like this, you can't bear it if you are a husband like this."
At the moment of speaking, Song Jiajia took off his coat. Just as he was about to take the next step, the door of the room was opened. Immediately afterwards, he saw Da Ya froze at the door, with a long mouth. It became an o-shape, Yu Yang was startled, turned his head and looked over, and immediately became angry, "F**k Nima, you won't knock on the door when you come in, I don't know there are people inside."
Da Ya smiled awkwardly, "Brother Yang, I'm sorry to bother you, your door is not locked at all, and I didn't know you would do that inside, please forgive me."
"Forgive your sister, get out of here quickly, you scared me to death." Yu Yang opened his mouth and cursed.
Da Ya smiled embarrassedly, nodded, closed the door and left, Yu Yang exhaled, looked at Song Jiajia who was being crushed under him, and smiled with a mean expression, "Daughter-in-law, continue. "
"Wait, aren't you afraid that they will suddenly come in again?" Song Jiajia looked at Yu Yang jokingly, "I tell you, your brothers are bigger than each other, be careful that they will rush in again later, and it will be embarrassing at that time." , you can figure it out yourself."
After hearing this, Yu Yang patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, daughter-in-law, I guarantee with my personality that those animals will definitely not come over." Just after he finished speaking, he heard a sound of "Boom", and the door was opened Yes, Yu Yang turned his head and looked over, and saw Ruan Xiansong and Wang Xudong pushed open the door, when they pushed open, the two were still fighting, one was holding a broom, the other was holding a feather duster, the two of them Holding up the weapon in his hand, he froze at the door. Ruan Xiansong took a look, and immediately reacted. He reached out and took the broom to slap Wang Xudong. "You idiot, didn't you see it? We must be sleepwalking."
Wang Xudong was not happy about being hit, and immediately took a feather duster and smacked it on Ruan Xiansong's thigh, "You idiot, sister, what did we two see? We didn't see anything, right?"
"Yes, yes, you are quite right, let us continue sleepwalking." Ruan Xiansong took the broom and sang, "Ah, ah, ah, monster, where are you going to escape? Give me a stick. "
"Fairy, I don't eat pork for my teacher, so lend me those two steamed buns on your chest." Wang Xudong sang with a feather duster in his hand.
Yu Yang looked at the two of them, his expression was particularly ugly, and he immediately yelled, "Damn it, I trust you two so much, you all let me off the hook at a critical moment, how do you want me to face me?" Daughter-in-law, how can I save face? I'll kill you all." After speaking, he stood up from the bed and rushed over after seeing the two of them.
After Yu Yang finished speaking, both Wang Xudong and Ruan Xiansong were confused. You looked at me and I looked at you. They didn't know what Yu Yang meant. When they wanted to ask, they met two The casserole-sized fist "boom" Yu Yang swung his fist and slammed it hard into the eyes of the two people. This time they were hit by the two people and took a few steps back. Wang Xudong and Ruan Xiansong covered their eyes and said "ouch". One sound.
Yu Yang looked at the two of them at the door, and scolded angrily, "You idiot, you idiot, I just told my wife that you two won't come over, who knew that you rushed in just after I finished speaking, it's too bad Give me face, fuck you uncle, stinking fool."
The two were outside the door, let go of their hands, looked at each other, followed closely, and jumped, "Brother Song, Brother Dong, your eyes?" The two spoke at the same time, pointing at each other, "My eyes?" What happened to the eyes?"
"Your eyes have turned into pandas." Wang Xudong said.
"Your too." After speaking, Ruan Xiansong turned his head and looked at Yu Yang angrily, "Brother Dong, this kid is very cheap, what do you think?"
"Cut him, what do you think?"
Ruan Xiansong nodded, "I think it will work."
"That's fine, let's go together." After finishing speaking, the two rushed up, Yu Yang didn't react at first, and then turned around and ran into the house, Wang Xudong saw it, rushed forward, and fell directly to Yu Yang On the bed, Song Jiajia hid aside when they started, looked at the two of them, shook her head helplessly, and moved a stool to watch the three of them making trouble.
"Brother Song, I hugged him and cut him quickly." Saying that, Wang Xudong was firmly pressed on the bed by Yu Yang.
Ruan Xiansong nodded, picked up Wang Xudong's feather duster from the ground, and pointed at Yu Yang's big butt, "slap, snap, snap." He began to twitch, "Aww, aww, flax, flax. Take back the Diaoyu Island, capture Sora Aoi alive! Flax, flax." Ruan Xiansong sang directly, and Song Jiajia was overjoyed when she heard it, and she laughed very happily.
Yu Yang was suffering down there, not to mention being sat on the back by Wang Xudong, and his big buttocks were being smacked by Ruan Xiansong. I'm about to be knocked out, save me."
"It's okay, playing is healthier." Song Jiajia crossed her legs, as if I didn't care.
At this moment, Da Ya rushed in, seeing Yu Yang being bullied like this by the two of them, without saying a word, he swung the rolling pin on the wall, "Flax." With a roar, he swung the rolling pin directly, saying yes Ruan Xiansong rushed towards Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum, Ruan Xiansong was enjoying the beating, when he looked back, he saw Big Tooth stabbing his chrysanthemum with a rolling stick. Yu Yang hugged his legs, and this time, the rolling pin in Da Ya's hand really stuck into Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum.
"Ahhhh" Ruan Xiansong's legs tightened, and he looked at Da Ya with a particularly painful expression. He was speechless, but Da Ya, looking at the rolling pin on Ruan Xiansong's buttocks, fell into deep thought, "Hey, It shouldn’t be, the rolling pin is only as thick as a banana, why is Brother Song’s chrysanthemum so big? It’s inserted right now? No, the chrysanthemum must have been exploded, otherwise why is it so big?”
After finishing speaking, Da Ya opened his mouth, looked at the rolling pin inserted on Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum, stretched out his hand and pulled it out, and then looked at the section wrapped by the chrysanthemum, and saw some yellow and white things mixed on it, Da Ya After looking at it, I put my nose up to smell it, and immediately, Da Ya stood in place and stopped moving.
Yu Yang, Wang Xudong and the two also stood up at this time, and they stopped arguing. They looked at Da Ya, and then at Ruan Xiansong who had been maintaining the same posture just now. Both of them became quiet, and Song Jiajia also opened his eyes wide. Looking at them, he looked incredible.
"Ah, it stinks." Da Ya roared, followed closely, turned around, covered his mouth and ran towards the toilet.Ruan Xiansong was also full of tears at this time, looking at Yu Yang and Wang Xudong pitifully, "Dear, my chrysanthemum burst."
At the moment of speaking, Song Jiajia took off his coat. Just as he was about to take the next step, the door of the room was opened. Immediately afterwards, he saw Da Ya froze at the door, with a long mouth. It became an o-shape, Yu Yang was startled, turned his head and looked over, and immediately became angry, "F**k Nima, you won't knock on the door when you come in, I don't know there are people inside."
Da Ya smiled awkwardly, "Brother Yang, I'm sorry to bother you, your door is not locked at all, and I didn't know you would do that inside, please forgive me."
"Forgive your sister, get out of here quickly, you scared me to death." Yu Yang opened his mouth and cursed.
Da Ya smiled embarrassedly, nodded, closed the door and left, Yu Yang exhaled, looked at Song Jiajia who was being crushed under him, and smiled with a mean expression, "Daughter-in-law, continue. "
"Wait, aren't you afraid that they will suddenly come in again?" Song Jiajia looked at Yu Yang jokingly, "I tell you, your brothers are bigger than each other, be careful that they will rush in again later, and it will be embarrassing at that time." , you can figure it out yourself."
After hearing this, Yu Yang patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, daughter-in-law, I guarantee with my personality that those animals will definitely not come over." Just after he finished speaking, he heard a sound of "Boom", and the door was opened Yes, Yu Yang turned his head and looked over, and saw Ruan Xiansong and Wang Xudong pushed open the door, when they pushed open, the two were still fighting, one was holding a broom, the other was holding a feather duster, the two of them Holding up the weapon in his hand, he froze at the door. Ruan Xiansong took a look, and immediately reacted. He reached out and took the broom to slap Wang Xudong. "You idiot, didn't you see it? We must be sleepwalking."
Wang Xudong was not happy about being hit, and immediately took a feather duster and smacked it on Ruan Xiansong's thigh, "You idiot, sister, what did we two see? We didn't see anything, right?"
"Yes, yes, you are quite right, let us continue sleepwalking." Ruan Xiansong took the broom and sang, "Ah, ah, ah, monster, where are you going to escape? Give me a stick. "
"Fairy, I don't eat pork for my teacher, so lend me those two steamed buns on your chest." Wang Xudong sang with a feather duster in his hand.
Yu Yang looked at the two of them, his expression was particularly ugly, and he immediately yelled, "Damn it, I trust you two so much, you all let me off the hook at a critical moment, how do you want me to face me?" Daughter-in-law, how can I save face? I'll kill you all." After speaking, he stood up from the bed and rushed over after seeing the two of them.
After Yu Yang finished speaking, both Wang Xudong and Ruan Xiansong were confused. You looked at me and I looked at you. They didn't know what Yu Yang meant. When they wanted to ask, they met two The casserole-sized fist "boom" Yu Yang swung his fist and slammed it hard into the eyes of the two people. This time they were hit by the two people and took a few steps back. Wang Xudong and Ruan Xiansong covered their eyes and said "ouch". One sound.
Yu Yang looked at the two of them at the door, and scolded angrily, "You idiot, you idiot, I just told my wife that you two won't come over, who knew that you rushed in just after I finished speaking, it's too bad Give me face, fuck you uncle, stinking fool."
The two were outside the door, let go of their hands, looked at each other, followed closely, and jumped, "Brother Song, Brother Dong, your eyes?" The two spoke at the same time, pointing at each other, "My eyes?" What happened to the eyes?"
"Your eyes have turned into pandas." Wang Xudong said.
"Your too." After speaking, Ruan Xiansong turned his head and looked at Yu Yang angrily, "Brother Dong, this kid is very cheap, what do you think?"
"Cut him, what do you think?"
Ruan Xiansong nodded, "I think it will work."
"That's fine, let's go together." After finishing speaking, the two rushed up, Yu Yang didn't react at first, and then turned around and ran into the house, Wang Xudong saw it, rushed forward, and fell directly to Yu Yang On the bed, Song Jiajia hid aside when they started, looked at the two of them, shook her head helplessly, and moved a stool to watch the three of them making trouble.
"Brother Song, I hugged him and cut him quickly." Saying that, Wang Xudong was firmly pressed on the bed by Yu Yang.
Ruan Xiansong nodded, picked up Wang Xudong's feather duster from the ground, and pointed at Yu Yang's big butt, "slap, snap, snap." He began to twitch, "Aww, aww, flax, flax. Take back the Diaoyu Island, capture Sora Aoi alive! Flax, flax." Ruan Xiansong sang directly, and Song Jiajia was overjoyed when she heard it, and she laughed very happily.
Yu Yang was suffering down there, not to mention being sat on the back by Wang Xudong, and his big buttocks were being smacked by Ruan Xiansong. I'm about to be knocked out, save me."
"It's okay, playing is healthier." Song Jiajia crossed her legs, as if I didn't care.
At this moment, Da Ya rushed in, seeing Yu Yang being bullied like this by the two of them, without saying a word, he swung the rolling pin on the wall, "Flax." With a roar, he swung the rolling pin directly, saying yes Ruan Xiansong rushed towards Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum, Ruan Xiansong was enjoying the beating, when he looked back, he saw Big Tooth stabbing his chrysanthemum with a rolling stick. Yu Yang hugged his legs, and this time, the rolling pin in Da Ya's hand really stuck into Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum.
"Ahhhh" Ruan Xiansong's legs tightened, and he looked at Da Ya with a particularly painful expression. He was speechless, but Da Ya, looking at the rolling pin on Ruan Xiansong's buttocks, fell into deep thought, "Hey, It shouldn’t be, the rolling pin is only as thick as a banana, why is Brother Song’s chrysanthemum so big? It’s inserted right now? No, the chrysanthemum must have been exploded, otherwise why is it so big?”
After finishing speaking, Da Ya opened his mouth, looked at the rolling pin inserted on Ruan Xiansong's chrysanthemum, stretched out his hand and pulled it out, and then looked at the section wrapped by the chrysanthemum, and saw some yellow and white things mixed on it, Da Ya After looking at it, I put my nose up to smell it, and immediately, Da Ya stood in place and stopped moving.
Yu Yang, Wang Xudong and the two also stood up at this time, and they stopped arguing. They looked at Da Ya, and then at Ruan Xiansong who had been maintaining the same posture just now. Both of them became quiet, and Song Jiajia also opened his eyes wide. Looking at them, he looked incredible.
"Ah, it stinks." Da Ya roared, followed closely, turned around, covered his mouth and ran towards the toilet.Ruan Xiansong was also full of tears at this time, looking at Yu Yang and Wang Xudong pitifully, "Dear, my chrysanthemum burst."
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