"I won't talk nonsense, everyone can figure it out, whoever wants to resist, just come over, if one comes, I will kill one, if two come, I will kill one pair,"

After Tieniu finished speaking, these people really didn't dare to speak anymore. They looked at each other, and some horse boys directly threw away their knives and squatted down with their heads in their arms. This kind of thing is afraid that someone will take the lead. Like the waves, one wave after another, soon all the boys were thrown into the knife, and they all squatted down with their heads in their arms.

Tieniu nodded in satisfaction, and waved his hand, "Go up and smash it for me, smash everything you can, we will make Hu Yilin, an old man, have no place to live,"

"Yes, Brother Tieniu," everyone roared, Yu Yang took the lead, took the stick, and rushed in directly. The first floor was already bombed, and then the second floor was full of singing boxes. Yu Yang is good at houses, because he has done this kind of thing before, so he smashed them up with ease, and the boys behind him did the same, three or five people divided into a box, and then a dozen people smashed the corridor.

In this way, the four floors of Tangyue Bar were all divided up by Ma Zai. Walking on the street, you could hear the sound of "Ding Ling's palms" being smashed inside, and the glass on the windows "Boom, Boom, Boom," all of them were separated from each other. The horse boy was smashed, followed by the TV in the box, and the stereo, none of these things can be avoided, and then the sofa air conditioner, all valuable things were smashed, the wallpaper on the wall is the same, Yu Yang thugs waved "Tear it up, if it doesn't work, burn it with fire, if it doesn't work, then piss on me,"

In short, all kinds of tricks are used, and the tricks are all kinds of strange. Some horses squat down to defecate, and then use sofa cloth to paint their buttocks, and then use a fruit plate to stick the yellow and white things on the ground to the wallpaper. I found some toothpicks with candied haws on them, made fabrics on them, used yellow orange shit as paint, drew animals and women on the wall, first drew a letter (w), and then put two s on the side of the letter w, In this way, it becomes a woman's waist, and the w becomes a woman's weapon.

What are the remaining peach blossoms, black holes, these horses are wonderful, they are well-painted, with a fairy-like appearance, I really think I am a master like Qi Baishi, or Beethoven, Yu Yang They are all fucking stupid, who did these horse boys learn from.

Tangyue Bar, the upper three floors are like this, not to mention being smashed, the room is smelly, if you don't wear a mask, you can fucking kill a cow, of course this is a joke, anyway, it is very smelly, very Pungent is right.

After half an hour or so, these horse boys came down and chatted with each other happily.

"Hey, buddy, you did a good job just now, that old sow can ride on the boar, it's so fucking amazing," said one horse boy, and looked at the other horse boy next to him with admiration.

Hearing this, the young man said modestly, "Brother, look at what you said, your drawing is not bad, just now Elizabeth's picture of spring chrysanthemum is really awesome, one man controls twelve women, fuck it, aren't you afraid of impotence? "

"Khan, I'm just messing around," said the horse boy who drew Elizabeth.

Yu Yang was right behind the two of them, looking at them with a surprised face, this kid looks so much like Da Ya, could it be his apprentice, or maybe he knew Da Ya? Feihong KTV, right?”

The two buddies in the front were bragging and flattering each other, they were slapped by Yu Yang, they were taken aback, they turned their heads to look behind, and were taken aback, "Yang...Brother Yang, when are you behind us? "

Yu Yang smiled, "I've been here a long time ago, to be honest, you guys are awesome, by the way, do you know Da Ya?"

"Yeah, we know each other," said the horse boy who drew a sow; "Brother Ya is our idol, fuck it, Brother Yang, you know, the last time I saw Da Ya smashing Robin's car, he looked so real Awesome, like a thunderbolt descending to the earth, the big hammer in his hand is really fucking powerful, and what happened to Brother Li, we Feihong KTV, who doesn't know, Brother Ya is definitely my idol, what kind of king, Luo Bin is all floating clouds, in my eyes, Ya Ge is the most awesome, "

This horse boy who painted a pig looked adoring, as if Da Ya was like the Western Tathagata Buddha, shining all over his body.

That’s not enough, the horse boy who drew the picture of spring chrysanthemums said, “Brother Yang, you don’t know, we learned it from Brother Ya. Last time we were playing mahjong in the backyard, Brother Ya also came over and said yes. Boring to play with us, Brother Ya opened his mouth, and we immediately agreed, so we chatted while playing mahjong, and finally succeeded in being convinced by his set of philosophies, "

"What philosophy?" Yu Yang was stunned, "What did he tell you?"

Ma Zai, who drew the picture, thought for a while, "Brother Yang, don't worry, I'll tell you,"

The camera goes back to a few days ago, when the group of horse boys played mahjong, Da Ya came over and started playing with them. For the convenience of narration, one of the two horse boys is called Jutu and the other is called Zhuzai.

"Brother Ya, what do you mean by the picture of a male dog?" Ju Tu asked.

Da Ya has an awesome face, with a cigarette in his mouth, and touching mahjong, "Finish this game with me, and when you're done, bring me the yellow dog next door, remember it's a male dog, not a bitch, and I'll show you later What is a male dog picture?"

Ju Tu nodded, with a confused look on his face, frustrating mahjong, and a distracted look, as did Piggy, the two of them looked very confused, at this moment Da Ya suddenly yelled, "I'm confused, I'm confused, give me the money quickly , "

"What, I'm confused," Piggy Jutu yelled. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, indescribably confused. We were clearly going to win, so why did our teeth get blurred, but they just now They didn't see how Da Ya got confused, they didn't see how Da Ya got confused, anyway, it's right, this is Da Ya's consistent style, it was the same when he was in County G back then, playing mahjong with Yu Yang and the others, he got confused at every turn, messed up No one in Yang dared to play with him anymore.

Zhuzhu Jutu took out his wallet helplessly, counted a few red fish, and handed it to Da Ya reluctantly. Although Brother Ya is their idol, they have no sin against the money, so they just gave it to the idol. In my heart, hey, I sighed, who let them be distracted.

"Okay, don't be so hard, hurry up and bring that yellow dog to me, the show will start in a while, remember, it's a male dog with a yellow mane, not a bitch," said Da Ya He specially asked them to leave, and then waved his hand to let them leave.

After Zhu Zai Ju Tu left, Da Ya returned to his seat and took out a few tubes from under the stool.

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