I play online games with the goddess

Shinhwa's snow-white cheek showed a trace of embarrassment, and his eyes that implied Qiushui looked at me, I nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "I'm good at resisting monsters, but I really can't command, let Brother Ah Shen be the conductor."

The best way to be targeted by a dog is not to lift your foot. If you are beaten, the dog will not only lose your memory, but will also remember you, and will definitely bite you if you have a chance.

The reason why the Hip God is hostile to me is entirely because of the water drops. I am not as knowledgeable as him. If I don’t play and stop him, I won’t forgive myself!

Shinhwa little girl's eyes were full of apology, she approached me and whispered, "I'm sorry."

I smiled slightly, nodded at her with a happy face, and said loudly: "Brother Ah Shen, you come to direct me to be the first to raise your hand in favor. If you need me to do anything, just tell me."

Myth: "Since Merry Xiongqi agrees to God's command, I have no objection, what about you, Shui Di?"

"Brother Fengliu, don't worry, I have enough milk, and I will breastfeed you well!" Shui Didi raised his eyebrows at me as he spoke, and I glanced at Hip God from the corner of my eyes, seeing his iron-blue face, gnashing his teeth, and secretly said: " Damn it, toad wanting to eat swan meat has something to do with me, bad luck!"

"It's enough to be coquettish if you don't open your mouth, but it smells so coquettish!" I glanced at the man who spoke, the mage man in the team, and I smiled when I saw his perverted look. Droplets of all ages.

He noticed that I was looking at him, and said heartily: "Merry Xiongqi is a real man, get to know him, id Yulin, an ice mage."

He is a hearty man, his style is at least decent, worthy of deep friendship, I have a deep affection for Yulin, he laughed: "Cooperate with each other and blame KO!"

The atmosphere was quite harmonious for a while, and the buttocks did not join our discussion, and said coldly: "When did the members of the Mythological Guild become lapdogs? It's a shame to beg for mercy on the enemy."

"God, you are too much, you are so romantic, people don't know as much as you, and you still put your nose on the face, so if you give it to your face, it will be a pile of shit!"

I totally agree with what Yu Lin said. This guy is indeed an idiot. When I tried my best to win him over to show he was close to the people, he ran out and poured dung on me, and he would be scolded lightly in the end. He is really a top-notch man.

"Okay, God, you should have a bit of guts as a conductor, no one will snatch your water drops, don't be too sensitive."

"President, don't drag me into the water. My Shuidi and Ah Shen are innocent. We are just ordinary friends. Don't make it look like I have something to do with Ah Shen."

I spread my hands and said with a smile: "It's fun to play the game map, I command you to give an order, there are monsters appearing fifteen yards away."

Trying to save the embarrassing situation, Hip God made me lose my temper completely with one sentence: "Let's get up and attract monsters, everyone enters a fighting state!"

I'm completely dizzy. The two long-range players in the team didn't use them and let me run over to attract monsters?amazing!

Seeing that I didn't move, the Hip God looked cold, and reprimanded me with a livid face: "Are you fucking deaf or dumb? Why are you asking the monsters to be stupefied? If you don't want to go, just say no. Do you want other members to accommodate you? "

"Ding~!"

System prompt: You were kicked out of the team by the captain Hip God.

I am completely speechless, what is going on?I hold the dragon-slaying sword in my arms with a chill face. This idiot is simply too much. He didn't do it like this. What is the difference between kicking me out of the team in front of two girls with their own characteristics, and slapping me in the face?Slapped in the face in public, he is!

"Ding~!"

System prompt: Shinhwa, the captain of the Shinhwa team, invites you to join the Shinhwa team. Do you agree?

agree!

Before I could speak, Shinhwa apologized and said, "I'm sorry to show you a joke. Butt God has already been kicked out of the Shinhwa guild by me. He is really outrageous."

Shuididi ran up to me and hugged my arm, the collision between the arm and the big chest made my little heart rise to the bottom of my throat, she blinked and said pitifully: "Maybe it's my fault that caused you to be kicked." .”

Losing face and pouring out water can’t be recovered, Shinhwa’s apology and Shui DiDi’s pitiful face are enough to soften my heart, I shrugged and said indifferently: “It doesn’t matter, it’s nothing to worry about, it’s nothing to worry about. a while!"

"Clap!"

I followed the sound and saw that there were no less than 0+ members behind Bahuang surrounded them like cockroaches.

"Did you forget the agreement between us in Mythology? If you dare to push my cousin out of the guild when your wings are hardened, does it mean that I am strong enough to destroy your Mythology guild?"

My gaze fell on Shinhwa's lonely cheek, and I saw her face struggling with clenched fists. Finally, she took a step forward and said righteously: "I promised you to take care of your cousin at the beginning, but he really It's too much.

It's too much for me to tolerate. My mythical temple is too small to accommodate your cousin's big Buddha, so please go back. "

Bahuang glanced at it contemptuously, and said mockingly: "Don't think that you can compete with me in terms of strength when you come to Moon City. I want to crush the little mythology guild easily. Don't blame me for destroying flowers with my hands. I have to destroy the mythology for me. The cousin will give an explanation."

"Then God relied on his cousin to bully people everywhere. After he fell in love with the president, he pestered me shamelessly. The president refused to obey me and started pestering me again. None of them are good people. I hate them stinky men to death. up.

The president is so pitiful, if you save the president, most people will agree to do like you. "

Shuididi rubbed against my arm while talking about the snow white on his chest, and the numbness traveled all over my body. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and smiled lightly: "That's not necessary, just let me touch it."

"Damn it, you're dead!"

I smiled, walked up to Shinhwa, grabbed her little hand, and felt that her hand was cold, and the Shinhwa girl wanted to break free, but I couldn't do it, so I whispered: "Don't worry, I'll take care of you when the sky falls. .”

After hearing this, Shinhwa was no longer struggling, his snow-white cheeks were filled with worry, and he said softly: "It's too much of a disadvantage for them to fight with so many people, I can't let you face it alone."

Even the king of the undead clan can face me alone, so what are these wild shrimp soldiers and crab generals?

There was an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and he said lightly: "Believe it or not, I can make Bahuang take people away without a single soldier?"

Shinhwa girl's eyes flashed, then quickly dimmed, she shook her head and said, "How is it possible, you still have the mood to joke around at this time."

I kneaded her little hand, which was so soft and boneless that it was very comfortable. I couldn't help but glanced at her white chest, and muttered, "No matter how you look at it, it's the big breasts of the mythical girl, and the water is still slightly dripping. worse."

I raised the dragon-slaying sword and shouted loudly: "Give me some face, how about turning things around today?"

While speaking, he sent a message to Yisanxian: "From the depths of the Crescent Forest, bring people here quickly, and destroy the arrogance of the Guild!"

Bahuang laughed, followed by another burst of howling laughter. Bahuang held his stomach and laughed non-stop, pointing at me and mockingly said: "What face do you have for being so romantic? Why should I give you face?"