Concubine Mad Queen

"Ah! Stomach hurts! What did you feed me, stomach!" Xiaobing yelled in pain, his face twitched, it was very scary.

"Hurry up, the effect of the medicine is coming." The two people ignored him, and hurriedly supported him to the grass on the side of the road.

"Gollum!"

"Puff puff!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, ah!" While walking, the little soldier's fart was like a bomb, it kept making noises, and the smell was particularly stinky. with.

But Xiaobing's face was full of pain, and there was a twisting pain in his stomach, which made him twitch in pain, his face turned pale, and he was sweating profusely.

"Quick..." Xiao Bing yelled weakly, his eyes were a little straightened, and he felt that he was not far away, but the distance between them was like heaven and earth, and he couldn't walk no matter what.

"It's here, hurry up."

"Well, the medicine prescribed by the military doctor is for excretion. If you take it a few times, the disease will be cured."

The two threw people there, turned and moved away.

Xiaobing couldn't care about anything else, and started to untie his pants with trembling hands.

"puff!"

Ouch, the sound was so loud, Xiao Bing felt his stomach hurt more and more, the pain made him wish he could die immediately, and with the sound of that sound, he really had the idea that he might as well die.

They are all rough and sweaty from the military camp, and it's okay to have some bad habits, but it's too embarrassing to vent out like him, the voice is earth-shattering.

There is no joy in the barracks. Usually a joke, or someone making a fool of himself, is enough to make people laugh for a few days. Today, such a scandal, he felt that the future in the barracks would be dark, and he bit his regretful lips. , It's about to bite.

"Puff puff……"

Then his body was not strong at all, the more he thought about it, his body seemed to be playing against him, he opened his eyes with some difficulty, and looked forward, the two who were not far away, now unconsciously took a few steps back. She looked directly at him, but her lips were tightly pressed, and her shoulders trembled a little. This was obviously a joke. If he didn't laugh, he wouldn't know it!

He was not blind, he saw everything!

Xiao Bing regretted it, if he hadn't been impulsive, how could he be so ashamed, he regretted it to death!

However, his stomach had been vented for a long time, and he didn't feel any good at all, so he wanted to cry, the pain in his stomach was wrenching, and his teeth were about to be crushed!

It wasn't until his squatting feet became numb that his stomach healed slightly, and then another problem arose, as for the paper, he didn't take the paper!

Those two also seemed to see that he was difficult to get out, and they all spread their hands, expressing their helplessness, and the little soldier's face turned greener.

Finally, look at the surrounding grass. The weeds around the trees have not been taken care of all year round. They grow very tall and the leaves are wider than a little place. It is a good thing.

Grit your teeth, this is it!

As soon as it was cleaned up, Xiaobing stood up, his legs trembled, and he almost didn't kneel down on the pile of things he vented just now. Scared, he hurriedly walked a few steps, and walked towards the two of them again.

at this time.

"Gollum, Gollum!"

"Puff puff!"

"Ah!" Xiao Bing yelled in pain while clutching his stomach, and ran back quickly. There was a distance from the beginning, and it came again. Is it over?

After a while, his stomach felt better, and he got up after finishing his work, without taking a few steps.

"Gollum, Gollum!"

"Puff puff!"

"Damn! It's not over yet!"

With a "whoosh" he ran back.

The little soldier's face was completely black, and his eyes were a little blue. He showed his extraordinary leg strength even though his stomach was hurting well. He walked around, and the two people sent by Heiyu looked at the little soldier. Back and forth, expressionless.

This little soldier is not sick at all, not to mention Yun Cang's medical skills, but Hei Cheng, the leader of the hidden guards who followed, is also the best medical skill in the organization. He knew that the military doctor was also a sensible person, and the medicine he prescribed had no effect at all, and there was no side effect on the body if he took it once in a while, so he gave them a message.

They removed [-]% of the medicines from the medicine list just now that were really medicinal, leaving a lot of Coptis chinensis, and, huh, croton powder...

Didn't you pretend to be sick? You fell down if you didn't pull me this time. Do you really think that the prince is someone you can control? You are simply a group of people who don't know how to live or die.

Xiaobing stretched for a long time, but he couldn't let out anything at all, and he couldn't stop his stomach pain. Later, his whole body was weak, and his legs were so soft that he was kneeling on the ground. He felt 120 regrets in his heart.

Fuck, those who received thousands of dollars, why did they tell him about that, they thought to themselves, why not do it, but let him, who was only going to listen, suffer, now he wants to die.

It's fine to pretend to be sick, but now he feels like he's going to collapse. If he looks like he's going to die, at this point, he's an ordinary person, how can he not be afraid of death? .

Fortunately, the two of them acted appropriately, and after venting for a long time, the little soldier's stomach is healed.

Then the two were very friendly and made porridge for Xiaobing. Xiaobing had a grateful expression on his face. When people are weak and fragile, they especially need comfort and care. At this time, sending warmth is ten times more useful than usual.

"You are really pitiful. Looking at you, you have lost a lot of weight in just half a day. Drink more porridge, and you will have to drink two medicines next!" A certain sigh explained.

"What!" Xiao Bing's pale face turned green with fright, and then turned black again, his face was full of panic!

He didn't doubt the military doctor or anything, after all, he was healthy, he knew best, but he wanted to pretend to have a stomachache, which is the best method of venting, but if things go on like this, he hasn't gone to the battlefield yet, but his life will be here , he doesn't want to die!

"No, I won't drink!"

The other said with a dark face: "It's okay if you don't drink, you are a patient, you have no right to refuse, don't you want to be so sick all the time, so as to drag everyone else down, you have to have a sense of collective honor. You are so disobedient , Don’t throw up the medicine when you drink the medicine, I don’t think there will be two pictures, but three or four pictures, you have to get rid of your roots!”

"Pfft!"

"Ouch, what's wrong with you, get up!"

"Woooooo, I don't want to drink medicine anymore, I don't want to die, I don't want to die!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Drinking medicine is to make the disease better, how could it be possible to die!" One of them went out, and when he came in again, he was holding a bowl of medicine again.

The little soldier really wanted to bump his head to death: "No, I won't drink, I won't drink, I'm not sick!"

"How can it be possible that you are not sick? Your stomach hurt so much before, so don't avoid medical treatment. When you recover, you will thank us!"

"I beg you, let me go!"

"We are helping you!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Please, please let me go. I don't want to die. I will die if I take medicine now. I'm pretending to be sick. I'm not sick at all. I don't want to take medicine!"

"What! You're pretending to be sick!" When one of them heard this, his face darkened immediately: "Bold, you actually lied to someone at this critical moment of the march, not to mention the delay in the march, and dare to lie to the prince, you want to die!"

The little soldier was startled, and his liver trembled with fright!