country widow
Chapter 15 Home Inn
Er Gouzi thought for a long time and couldn't find a suitable word to describe his current mood. He couldn't beat Zhang Dazhu, and he couldn't scold Zhang Dazhu.
"Okay, Zhang Dazhu, your third uncle, what did you say just now, and what are you doing now?" Er Gouzi was a little anxious.
When Zhang Dazhu heard this, he felt a little hairy. If he wanted to say it, he just played with the matter of launching it to his brother. After thinking about it, he said: "Er Gouzi, you are in a hurry, Niu Niu told you Did I go play with you after drinking a bottle?"
These words calmed Er Gouzi a lot, and he turned to Niu Niu and asked, "Niu Niu, shall we go now?"
Niu Niu was confused by the two of them, and after hearing what Er Gouzi said, she understood, raised her head and said to Zhang Dazhu: "Brother Dazhu, you are a bastard!"
After speaking, Niuniu ran out.
"Hurry up and chase after him!" Zhang Dazhu slammed Er Gouzi hard.
Er Gouzi ran out as soon as he heard it. At this moment, Zhang Dazhu found a very serious problem, and secretly cursed: "Hey... Niuniu, you haven't paid the bill yet?"
As soon as he thought about chasing him, he found the boss standing in front of him, with a smile on his face and said: "Little brother, can you find a suitable reason for wanting to eat the overlord's meal?"
"What a cat, when did I say I'm going to eat the overlord's meal?" Zhang Dazhu took out a [-] and handed it to the boss while speaking.
"You're smart!" The boss shook fifty in his hand a few times before leaving.
Zhang Dazhu's heart is so distressed at the moment, this stealing chicken is not enough to lose money, it's a crime!
When they walked out of the restaurant, they found that Ergouzi and Niuniu were still standing at the door, as if arguing about something, after thinking about it, they were going to push their old Phoenix home.
"Brother Dazhu, wait a minute." Niuniu yelled when she saw Zhang Dazhu coming out, and walked over by herself.
"what happened?"
"I like you."
"what!"
"I like you." When she said the second sentence, Niuniu hugged Zhang Dazhu.
This action shocked Zhang Dazhu a lot. There were people coming and going in this town, and looking at Er Gouzi's expression, he was gnashing his teeth, and he was about to eat himself.
"Niu Niu, let go first, me! I... can't breathe anymore." Zhang Dazhu said to Niu Niu.
At this moment, Niuniu realized that she was hugging him a little tighter, and her chest was also attached to his body, she suddenly let go of her hands, her face blushed again.
Zhang Dazhu looked at Niu Niu and then at Er Gouzi, feeling a little puzzled in his heart, so he ran towards Er Gouzi after thinking about it.
"Er Gouzi, what's going on, tell me clearly?" Zhang Dazhu looked at Er Gouzi's expression, and felt a little regretful.
Er Gouzi is still in the mood to fart with Zhang Dazhu now, he scolded Zhang Dazhu's eighteenth generation ancestors in his heart, he held his mouth and asked, "What did you just say?"
"Let Niuniu launch it for you!"
"Then what happened to you later?"
"Later, later..."
"Well, you Zhang Dazhu, it's a pity that I still treat you as a brother, you fucking took the opportunity to fuck Niuniu when I was drunk, didn't you?" Er Gouzi became angry when he thought of this.
It is said that this friend's wife should not be bullied, but bullying for nothing is not bullying, no!Where is this going!
"What are you yelling about? I don't think you can handle it, so I thought about it, and I can't let someone else do it in the end, right?" Zhang Dazhu puffed up his chest and pushed it forward, feeling like he was reasonable.
Er Gouzi didn't know where to vent his anger at this time, his favorite Xiao Cui also had an affair with Zhang Dazhu, he finally caught one, and he blackmailed him again, this damn, I began to doubt Is Zhang Dazhu his own nemesis!
"Damn it, I don't know what I owed you in my last life!" Er Gouzi shook his head helplessly. It's no wonder that Zhang Dazhu is also more handsome than himself in terms of length, and he can blow off his mouth even more, and he doesn't pick up girls. The way of moral integrity, the bastard who hit it off.
"Today's incident was purely accidental. Don't take it to heart. I'll give you a summary of the matter with Niuniu later, how about it?" Zhang Dazhu punched Er Gouzi in the chest when he spoke.
"Your uncle, is it possible that you still want my Overlord to force the bow?" Er Gouzi couldn't believe Zhang Dazhu anymore.
"Hey! You're really smart." When Zhang Dazhu said this, he gently pulled Er Gouzi's arm and walked to a corner.
"I said Zhang Dazhu, what are you planning to do? Didn't you see that she ran into your arms?" Er Gouzi couldn't bear being pulled by Zhang Dazhu like this.
Zhang Dazhu looked at the silly brother in front of him, and said seriously, "Do you want to fuck Niuniu?"
"Nonsense? This isn't it!"
"Then listen to me?"
"Forget it!" Er Gouzi wanted to leave after finishing speaking, and kept scolding Zhang Dazhu, a goddamn bastard in his heart.
Zhang Dazhu pulled him back and hurriedly said, "Did you see that hotel upstairs?"
Er Gouzi followed Zhang Dazhu's finger and looked towards the upper left corner, only to find that there were four big characters written on several big signs: Home Inn.
"Did you see it?" Zhang Dazhu asked with a wink at Er Gouzi.
"I'd better go back!" Er Gouzi also understood Zhang Dazhu's meaning, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, if he was hacked by him again, he would definitely cry for his father and mother.
"Er Gouzi, how about following my command this time and guaranteeing you a successful launch?" Zhang Dazhu also felt that if Er Gouzi didn't do this, he would hate himself for the rest of his life.
Hearing what Zhang Dazhu said, Er Gouzi was also moved, and the small camp below slowly rose up, looked at Niuniu in the distance and said: "Why don't we change places, there are too many people here, I'm afraid... .”
"What a cat, didn't you see the name of the hotel? How nice it sounds, your home, my home, why not - Home Inn!" Zhang Dazhu coughed a few times and explained.
Being persuaded by Zhang Dazhu, Er Gouzi himself became interested, held back his mouth and said fiercely: "I believe you again, if you fail this time, I will definitely put pesticides in your pigpen .”
Seeing that Er Gouzi agreed, Zhang Dazhu ran over to his grandma, turned around and said to Er Gouzi: "Just wait for the launch!"
hey-hey……
"Brother Dazhu, what are you talking about?" Niuniu was a little curious seeing Zhang Dazhu chatting with Er Gouzi for so long.
"Oh, that girl, just now I told you Er Gouge that this hotel is very nice. Er Gouzi celebrates his birthday today, so I plan to invite him to stay for a day today. What do you think?" Zhang Dazhu asked Niu Niu Woke up, I also wanted to test her meaning.
Niuniu thought about it for a long time and still felt bad, what are you doing in the hotel in broad daylight? "I still won't go. If my parents know that I go to that kind of place, they will scold me to death!"
Seeing the expression on Niu Niu's face, Zhang Dazhu felt confident, and after thinking about it, he said to Niu Niu: "Well, let's go down to celebrate Er Gouzi's birthday, don't worry, nothing will happen. "
"Okay, Zhang Dazhu, your third uncle, what did you say just now, and what are you doing now?" Er Gouzi was a little anxious.
When Zhang Dazhu heard this, he felt a little hairy. If he wanted to say it, he just played with the matter of launching it to his brother. After thinking about it, he said: "Er Gouzi, you are in a hurry, Niu Niu told you Did I go play with you after drinking a bottle?"
These words calmed Er Gouzi a lot, and he turned to Niu Niu and asked, "Niu Niu, shall we go now?"
Niu Niu was confused by the two of them, and after hearing what Er Gouzi said, she understood, raised her head and said to Zhang Dazhu: "Brother Dazhu, you are a bastard!"
After speaking, Niuniu ran out.
"Hurry up and chase after him!" Zhang Dazhu slammed Er Gouzi hard.
Er Gouzi ran out as soon as he heard it. At this moment, Zhang Dazhu found a very serious problem, and secretly cursed: "Hey... Niuniu, you haven't paid the bill yet?"
As soon as he thought about chasing him, he found the boss standing in front of him, with a smile on his face and said: "Little brother, can you find a suitable reason for wanting to eat the overlord's meal?"
"What a cat, when did I say I'm going to eat the overlord's meal?" Zhang Dazhu took out a [-] and handed it to the boss while speaking.
"You're smart!" The boss shook fifty in his hand a few times before leaving.
Zhang Dazhu's heart is so distressed at the moment, this stealing chicken is not enough to lose money, it's a crime!
When they walked out of the restaurant, they found that Ergouzi and Niuniu were still standing at the door, as if arguing about something, after thinking about it, they were going to push their old Phoenix home.
"Brother Dazhu, wait a minute." Niuniu yelled when she saw Zhang Dazhu coming out, and walked over by herself.
"what happened?"
"I like you."
"what!"
"I like you." When she said the second sentence, Niuniu hugged Zhang Dazhu.
This action shocked Zhang Dazhu a lot. There were people coming and going in this town, and looking at Er Gouzi's expression, he was gnashing his teeth, and he was about to eat himself.
"Niu Niu, let go first, me! I... can't breathe anymore." Zhang Dazhu said to Niu Niu.
At this moment, Niuniu realized that she was hugging him a little tighter, and her chest was also attached to his body, she suddenly let go of her hands, her face blushed again.
Zhang Dazhu looked at Niu Niu and then at Er Gouzi, feeling a little puzzled in his heart, so he ran towards Er Gouzi after thinking about it.
"Er Gouzi, what's going on, tell me clearly?" Zhang Dazhu looked at Er Gouzi's expression, and felt a little regretful.
Er Gouzi is still in the mood to fart with Zhang Dazhu now, he scolded Zhang Dazhu's eighteenth generation ancestors in his heart, he held his mouth and asked, "What did you just say?"
"Let Niuniu launch it for you!"
"Then what happened to you later?"
"Later, later..."
"Well, you Zhang Dazhu, it's a pity that I still treat you as a brother, you fucking took the opportunity to fuck Niuniu when I was drunk, didn't you?" Er Gouzi became angry when he thought of this.
It is said that this friend's wife should not be bullied, but bullying for nothing is not bullying, no!Where is this going!
"What are you yelling about? I don't think you can handle it, so I thought about it, and I can't let someone else do it in the end, right?" Zhang Dazhu puffed up his chest and pushed it forward, feeling like he was reasonable.
Er Gouzi didn't know where to vent his anger at this time, his favorite Xiao Cui also had an affair with Zhang Dazhu, he finally caught one, and he blackmailed him again, this damn, I began to doubt Is Zhang Dazhu his own nemesis!
"Damn it, I don't know what I owed you in my last life!" Er Gouzi shook his head helplessly. It's no wonder that Zhang Dazhu is also more handsome than himself in terms of length, and he can blow off his mouth even more, and he doesn't pick up girls. The way of moral integrity, the bastard who hit it off.
"Today's incident was purely accidental. Don't take it to heart. I'll give you a summary of the matter with Niuniu later, how about it?" Zhang Dazhu punched Er Gouzi in the chest when he spoke.
"Your uncle, is it possible that you still want my Overlord to force the bow?" Er Gouzi couldn't believe Zhang Dazhu anymore.
"Hey! You're really smart." When Zhang Dazhu said this, he gently pulled Er Gouzi's arm and walked to a corner.
"I said Zhang Dazhu, what are you planning to do? Didn't you see that she ran into your arms?" Er Gouzi couldn't bear being pulled by Zhang Dazhu like this.
Zhang Dazhu looked at the silly brother in front of him, and said seriously, "Do you want to fuck Niuniu?"
"Nonsense? This isn't it!"
"Then listen to me?"
"Forget it!" Er Gouzi wanted to leave after finishing speaking, and kept scolding Zhang Dazhu, a goddamn bastard in his heart.
Zhang Dazhu pulled him back and hurriedly said, "Did you see that hotel upstairs?"
Er Gouzi followed Zhang Dazhu's finger and looked towards the upper left corner, only to find that there were four big characters written on several big signs: Home Inn.
"Did you see it?" Zhang Dazhu asked with a wink at Er Gouzi.
"I'd better go back!" Er Gouzi also understood Zhang Dazhu's meaning, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, if he was hacked by him again, he would definitely cry for his father and mother.
"Er Gouzi, how about following my command this time and guaranteeing you a successful launch?" Zhang Dazhu also felt that if Er Gouzi didn't do this, he would hate himself for the rest of his life.
Hearing what Zhang Dazhu said, Er Gouzi was also moved, and the small camp below slowly rose up, looked at Niuniu in the distance and said: "Why don't we change places, there are too many people here, I'm afraid... .”
"What a cat, didn't you see the name of the hotel? How nice it sounds, your home, my home, why not - Home Inn!" Zhang Dazhu coughed a few times and explained.
Being persuaded by Zhang Dazhu, Er Gouzi himself became interested, held back his mouth and said fiercely: "I believe you again, if you fail this time, I will definitely put pesticides in your pigpen .”
Seeing that Er Gouzi agreed, Zhang Dazhu ran over to his grandma, turned around and said to Er Gouzi: "Just wait for the launch!"
hey-hey……
"Brother Dazhu, what are you talking about?" Niuniu was a little curious seeing Zhang Dazhu chatting with Er Gouzi for so long.
"Oh, that girl, just now I told you Er Gouge that this hotel is very nice. Er Gouzi celebrates his birthday today, so I plan to invite him to stay for a day today. What do you think?" Zhang Dazhu asked Niu Niu Woke up, I also wanted to test her meaning.
Niuniu thought about it for a long time and still felt bad, what are you doing in the hotel in broad daylight? "I still won't go. If my parents know that I go to that kind of place, they will scold me to death!"
Seeing the expression on Niu Niu's face, Zhang Dazhu felt confident, and after thinking about it, he said to Niu Niu: "Well, let's go down to celebrate Er Gouzi's birthday, don't worry, nothing will happen. "
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