country widow
Chapter 17 The Conspiracy of Two Men
Niuniu who was at the side heard it, but she was so happy that she covered her stomach and burst out laughing.
"Brother Dazhu, you are really humorous!"
Er Gouzi was blessed by Zhang Dazhu, and he scratched the back of his head shyly and said: "The girls in this village will be spared! I'm not ready yet!"
I'll go to you, second uncle, you, just you...
Zhang Dazhu almost spit out what he ate just now!Looking at Er Gouzi's chopping face, I wanted to laugh a little.
"Er Gouzi, I wish you a happy birthday." Zhang Dazhu bumped into Er Gouzi with a beer. What he didn't expect was that Niuniu also wanted to have a few drinks with Er Gouzi.
"Brother Ergou, I wish you a happy birthday too." Niuniu chuckled.
"Niu Niu, you haven't given me a birthday present yet?" Er Gouzi asked with the courage he didn't know, but he really had his own account in his heart.
Niu Niu thought about it, this is really a problem, she was taken upstairs by Zhang Dazhu just now, and she forgot to buy a gift.
"Then tell me, what do you want? I'll sell it to you." Niu put down the bottle and asked.
Er Gouzi's cutting board face was dumbfounded, and when Niuniu said this, he was happy, and said to Niuniu: "Niuniu, I don't buy anything, you can just accompany me."
……
When Zhang Dazhu heard it, his heart turned cold. To be precise, he couldn't listen anymore. How could he coax a girl like this!
Niu Niu didn't understand what Er Gouzi meant, so she thought about it and asked, "How can I accompany you?"
As soon as the words fell, Er Gouzi felt a little uncomfortable. Sitting on the bed, he twisted his buttocks and wanted to get closer to Niu Niu. Then he looked at Zhang Dazhu's face and sat down quietly.
At this time, Zhang Dazhu had lost his former style, and his whole body was like a wilted cucumber. It was a little uncertain where to rest one hand, but three fingers stretched out again.
"Oh, that's right! My sister-in-law asked me to buy insecticide. I almost forgot. I'll buy it now." Zhang Dazhu found an excuse and ran out, not caring about the voice behind him.
Er Gouzi saw that Zhang Dazhu had left, and Niu Niu was the only one left in the room. This was an excellent opportunity, so he turned around and said to Niu Niu: "Niu Niu, let's drink."
Er Gouzi has only one thought in his mind now, that is to get Niuniu drunk, and he often hears from people in the village that if women don't get drunk, men have no chance.Just for this sentence, Er Gouzi tried every means to get Niu Niu drunk.
"En!" Niu Niu agreed after thinking about it. After all, today is Er Gouzi's birthday, so it's hard to refuse.
Er Gouzi picked up the beer and bumped into Niu Niu. While drinking, he looked at Niu Niu's chest.The obscene smile on his face is also faintly visible.
"Niu Niu, you haven't given me a gift yet?" Er Gouzi asked suddenly.
"Then what do you want?" Niuniu also felt that it would be shameful not to have a gift for her birthday. Although she just met her, it was also a favor for her.
At this time, Ergouzi moved his body over, sat up next to Niuniu, touched Niuniu lightly with his arm, and then said, "I want to touch your cat?"
When Niuniu heard this, she blushed first, then she tightened her hands on her chest and said shyly, "Why do you like to touch this?"
Er Gouzi also became shy. Although he didn't have Zhang Dazhu's mouth to speak, it was time for the dog to jump over the wall. After thinking about it, he replied: "Because your cat is beautiful."
Niuniu's answer is a bit ridiculous, this woman doesn't all look the same, even though she is a bit older, but it doesn't make them all want to touch her!
"Just one touch." In fact, Niu Niu felt that it's okay to let her touch it. She was touched by Zhang Dazhu for a long time just now, and...
Seeing that Niuniu agreed, Er Gouzi's heart is like a peach blossom, and a hundred flowers bloom!
"Then I touched it!" Er Gouzi stretched out his hand while talking.
When he was almost on the gourd, he suddenly heard a voice.
"Wait a minute, what are you in a hurry for?" Niuniu was a little shy.
"What?"
"Wait until I turn my head, can you touch it again?"
"What?"
"I am ashamed."
"OK then!"
Niuniu shyly replied and turned her head away, her heart was beating extremely fast, and she didn't know what would happen next?
Er Gouzi has no experience, and he has a half-knowledge of how to grasp the strength. After scratching his head for a long time, he didn't know how to start, so he bit the bullet and grabbed it.
"what……!"
The original dry wrinkles were rough, coupled with his brute force, Niu Niu only felt a strong bear's paw hitting her, and Chen Chen's pain made her a little dizzy.
"Brother Ergou, take it easy, take it easy!" Niu Niu yelled loudly, if she guessed correctly, she was probably almost red and swollen.
Er Gouzi was also frightened by the screaming, and with a groan, he stretched out his hand for a while, and looked at Niuniu blankly, wondering what happened?
"What's the matter, girl?"
"You hurt me!"
"What! Did I hurt you?"
"Why do I feel like you are kneading dough?"
When Er Gouzi heard this, his face became embarrassed, and the big brother who had just got up also languished, with only one thought in his mind 'only success is allowed, no failure is allowed!
"Then can I be lighter?" Er Gouzi saw that the first plan failed, so he promoted the second plan.
"No, you really hurt me just now!" Niu Niu felt a little wronged when she spoke, if Er Gouzi was not the case, she probably would have to take it off and take a closer look, is it really swollen?
Like a child who has done something wrong, Er Gouzi pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "This time I will be gentle, okay?"
While going downstairs, Zhang Dazhu scolded Er Gouzi, a bastard, why he woke up on time in the restaurant, which made him have nowhere to vent his anger now!
Sudden……
He found a few middle-aged people approaching him, all of them were holding poles and hoes in their hands, walking towards him with an angry face.
Hearing their conversation again, I was startled.
"If you catch those two bastards, you must beat me severely."
"These children, how old are they, they go to open a hotel, it's too shameful!"
"Hey! Isn't this talking about myself and Er Gouzi?" When Zhang Dazhu thought of this, cold sweat broke out on his face, and he felt like drinking a cup of iced sauerkraut soup, refreshing himself!
run!Zhang Dazhu got up and ran into the store, took a few breaths, and opened the door with one hand to see if those middle-aged people had entered the hotel just now.
No, Er Gouzi is still upstairs? "Damn it! It's over, it's over!"
Zhang Dazhu only had one thought at the moment, and that was four words: What a cat!
He took a stick from the side and planned to go up to rescue Er Gouzi. If the hoe went down, it would really kill Er Gouzi!When thinking of this, Zhang Dazhu tightened his belt and planned to fight it out.
After taking a few steps, he retreated. Thinking about the attitudes of those people and the guy in his hand, Zhang Dazhu felt weak for a while.
Looking up at the location of the hotel again, Zhang Dazhu said harshly: "Thought, I'm sorry!"
Note to readers:
Brothers and sisters--have you stood up, just wait for a word from you.
"Brother Dazhu, you are really humorous!"
Er Gouzi was blessed by Zhang Dazhu, and he scratched the back of his head shyly and said: "The girls in this village will be spared! I'm not ready yet!"
I'll go to you, second uncle, you, just you...
Zhang Dazhu almost spit out what he ate just now!Looking at Er Gouzi's chopping face, I wanted to laugh a little.
"Er Gouzi, I wish you a happy birthday." Zhang Dazhu bumped into Er Gouzi with a beer. What he didn't expect was that Niuniu also wanted to have a few drinks with Er Gouzi.
"Brother Ergou, I wish you a happy birthday too." Niuniu chuckled.
"Niu Niu, you haven't given me a birthday present yet?" Er Gouzi asked with the courage he didn't know, but he really had his own account in his heart.
Niu Niu thought about it, this is really a problem, she was taken upstairs by Zhang Dazhu just now, and she forgot to buy a gift.
"Then tell me, what do you want? I'll sell it to you." Niu put down the bottle and asked.
Er Gouzi's cutting board face was dumbfounded, and when Niuniu said this, he was happy, and said to Niuniu: "Niuniu, I don't buy anything, you can just accompany me."
……
When Zhang Dazhu heard it, his heart turned cold. To be precise, he couldn't listen anymore. How could he coax a girl like this!
Niu Niu didn't understand what Er Gouzi meant, so she thought about it and asked, "How can I accompany you?"
As soon as the words fell, Er Gouzi felt a little uncomfortable. Sitting on the bed, he twisted his buttocks and wanted to get closer to Niu Niu. Then he looked at Zhang Dazhu's face and sat down quietly.
At this time, Zhang Dazhu had lost his former style, and his whole body was like a wilted cucumber. It was a little uncertain where to rest one hand, but three fingers stretched out again.
"Oh, that's right! My sister-in-law asked me to buy insecticide. I almost forgot. I'll buy it now." Zhang Dazhu found an excuse and ran out, not caring about the voice behind him.
Er Gouzi saw that Zhang Dazhu had left, and Niu Niu was the only one left in the room. This was an excellent opportunity, so he turned around and said to Niu Niu: "Niu Niu, let's drink."
Er Gouzi has only one thought in his mind now, that is to get Niuniu drunk, and he often hears from people in the village that if women don't get drunk, men have no chance.Just for this sentence, Er Gouzi tried every means to get Niu Niu drunk.
"En!" Niu Niu agreed after thinking about it. After all, today is Er Gouzi's birthday, so it's hard to refuse.
Er Gouzi picked up the beer and bumped into Niu Niu. While drinking, he looked at Niu Niu's chest.The obscene smile on his face is also faintly visible.
"Niu Niu, you haven't given me a gift yet?" Er Gouzi asked suddenly.
"Then what do you want?" Niuniu also felt that it would be shameful not to have a gift for her birthday. Although she just met her, it was also a favor for her.
At this time, Ergouzi moved his body over, sat up next to Niuniu, touched Niuniu lightly with his arm, and then said, "I want to touch your cat?"
When Niuniu heard this, she blushed first, then she tightened her hands on her chest and said shyly, "Why do you like to touch this?"
Er Gouzi also became shy. Although he didn't have Zhang Dazhu's mouth to speak, it was time for the dog to jump over the wall. After thinking about it, he replied: "Because your cat is beautiful."
Niuniu's answer is a bit ridiculous, this woman doesn't all look the same, even though she is a bit older, but it doesn't make them all want to touch her!
"Just one touch." In fact, Niu Niu felt that it's okay to let her touch it. She was touched by Zhang Dazhu for a long time just now, and...
Seeing that Niuniu agreed, Er Gouzi's heart is like a peach blossom, and a hundred flowers bloom!
"Then I touched it!" Er Gouzi stretched out his hand while talking.
When he was almost on the gourd, he suddenly heard a voice.
"Wait a minute, what are you in a hurry for?" Niuniu was a little shy.
"What?"
"Wait until I turn my head, can you touch it again?"
"What?"
"I am ashamed."
"OK then!"
Niuniu shyly replied and turned her head away, her heart was beating extremely fast, and she didn't know what would happen next?
Er Gouzi has no experience, and he has a half-knowledge of how to grasp the strength. After scratching his head for a long time, he didn't know how to start, so he bit the bullet and grabbed it.
"what……!"
The original dry wrinkles were rough, coupled with his brute force, Niu Niu only felt a strong bear's paw hitting her, and Chen Chen's pain made her a little dizzy.
"Brother Ergou, take it easy, take it easy!" Niu Niu yelled loudly, if she guessed correctly, she was probably almost red and swollen.
Er Gouzi was also frightened by the screaming, and with a groan, he stretched out his hand for a while, and looked at Niuniu blankly, wondering what happened?
"What's the matter, girl?"
"You hurt me!"
"What! Did I hurt you?"
"Why do I feel like you are kneading dough?"
When Er Gouzi heard this, his face became embarrassed, and the big brother who had just got up also languished, with only one thought in his mind 'only success is allowed, no failure is allowed!
"Then can I be lighter?" Er Gouzi saw that the first plan failed, so he promoted the second plan.
"No, you really hurt me just now!" Niu Niu felt a little wronged when she spoke, if Er Gouzi was not the case, she probably would have to take it off and take a closer look, is it really swollen?
Like a child who has done something wrong, Er Gouzi pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "This time I will be gentle, okay?"
While going downstairs, Zhang Dazhu scolded Er Gouzi, a bastard, why he woke up on time in the restaurant, which made him have nowhere to vent his anger now!
Sudden……
He found a few middle-aged people approaching him, all of them were holding poles and hoes in their hands, walking towards him with an angry face.
Hearing their conversation again, I was startled.
"If you catch those two bastards, you must beat me severely."
"These children, how old are they, they go to open a hotel, it's too shameful!"
"Hey! Isn't this talking about myself and Er Gouzi?" When Zhang Dazhu thought of this, cold sweat broke out on his face, and he felt like drinking a cup of iced sauerkraut soup, refreshing himself!
run!Zhang Dazhu got up and ran into the store, took a few breaths, and opened the door with one hand to see if those middle-aged people had entered the hotel just now.
No, Er Gouzi is still upstairs? "Damn it! It's over, it's over!"
Zhang Dazhu only had one thought at the moment, and that was four words: What a cat!
He took a stick from the side and planned to go up to rescue Er Gouzi. If the hoe went down, it would really kill Er Gouzi!When thinking of this, Zhang Dazhu tightened his belt and planned to fight it out.
After taking a few steps, he retreated. Thinking about the attitudes of those people and the guy in his hand, Zhang Dazhu felt weak for a while.
Looking up at the location of the hotel again, Zhang Dazhu said harshly: "Thought, I'm sorry!"
Note to readers:
Brothers and sisters--have you stood up, just wait for a word from you.
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