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Chapter [-] Peed My Pants

"Shoot, slap, slap..." Zhang Dazhu hit the two dogs on the head several times in a row, and cursed: "You're a cat, aren't you still a man?"

"Zhang Dazhu, stop beating, stop beating!" Er Gouzi said while running towards the door, and ran into Tiedan within a few steps.

Zhang Dazhu got a little annoyed, and chased Er Gouzi for half a street, until Er Gouzi couldn't run anymore, Zhang Dazhu was done.

"Zhang Dazhu, are you okay? I'm so worried." Seeing that Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi had nothing to do, Tie Dan felt a big stone in his heart fall to the ground.

"It's okay, but the bastard's softie really pissed me off, and I peed out of fear after being yelled at by the police!" Zhang Dazhu didn't want to say these things at first, but when Tie Dan asked him, he said it casually.

"What! Er Gouzi peed his pants!" Tie Dan was also a little puzzled, the police caught him as soon as he caught him, why did he pee his pants?

"Er Gouzi, tell me, what happened?" Tie Dan walked up to Er Gouzi and asked, with a bright smile on his face.

"Don't mention it, it's really embarrassing this time!" Er Gouzi replied when he stood up, and then ignored Tie Dan.

"Damn it, what do you think you are useful for? You are such a big man, and you still pee your pants, you are useless." Tie Dan also felt that Er Gouzi was a bit too useless, and then ignored it he.

"Go, just know there's nothing wrong with it. If there's anything wrong, I'll ask my dad to settle it for you." Tie Dan was very arrogant when he spoke, as if there was nothing he couldn't do in Xishui Town.

Zhang Dazhu felt a little strange when he saw Tie Dan say this, so he asked Tie Dan, "Tie Dan, why don't you ask me to go, but why did you ask me to come to this kind of place? Look now before the accident, if I hadn't been smart, I guess I would have spent the night in the bureau today!"

What Zhang Dazhu said is also reasonable, but such words are a bit normal for Tie Dan. He brought his younger brother here several times before and was arrested several times. Now, it seems that this ghost place is really not allowed to come.

"Let's go, brother, I'll calm you down." Tie Dan patted Zhang Dazhu's shoulder and said.

"Brother, let me invite you today. Where do you want to go?" Zhang Dazhu is also a generous person, and he is more loyal to his buddies. The incident just now has long since disappeared.

"Hey, Zhang Dazhu, did you get rich, didn't you, you just started raising rabbits yesterday and you are rich today?" Tie Dan laughed and teased Zhang Dazhu.

"Er Gouzi and I dug up the loach just now, so I have money. Don't be too wordy. I invite you today, and you call Li San as well." Zhang Dazhu also hugged Tie Dan's shoulders, several people walked towards a restaurant in a mighty way.

"Zhang Dazhu, wait for me!" Seeing Zhang Dazhu and Tie Dan leaving, Er Gouzi quickly stood up and ran over. He also heard about Zhang Dazhu's situation today. Are still hungry.

A few people walked in to a restaurant. Zhang Dazhu saw a box inside, and walked in without saying a word.

When several people sat down, Tie Dan turned around and said to a guy: "Go to the square to see if Li San is there, and if he is, call him."

As soon as the boy heard this, he nodded and ran towards the square without any muddling.

"Tie Dan, you are awesome!" Er Gouzi praised while holding up his thumb.

Seeing that Er Gouzi was talking, Tie Dan rolled his eyes at him, and then said to Zhang Dazhu: "Today we brothers have enough to drink, how about it?"

"Must." Zhang Dazhu waved to the waiter when he agreed to come down.

"Tie Dan, you can order whatever you want. Rolling Eyes saves me money. I eat you when I was in school. Let me be your host today, so don't be too polite." Zhang Dazhu laughed after he finished speaking.

Seeing that Zhang Dazhu seemed to be really rich today, Tiedan nodded and started ordering from the menu.

"This Chinese sturgeon, this soft-shelled turtle, and this signature dish..." Tiedan told the menu about several of the most expensive dishes, which made Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi a little panicked. They are all the best. I only have such a small amount of money, can I afford it? Even if I sell the two of myself, I can't pay the bill.

The waiter saw that Tie Dan was ordering so richly, and he came to see a rich man here today, so he was very happy.

Suddenly, Tie Dan raised his head and handed the menu back to the waiter, as if he had ordered everything, and then said softly: "Don't want what I just said."

"..."

"What!"

"What!"

"What!"

Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi were stunned. To be precise, a stone in their hearts finally fell. It turned out that Tie Dan didn't order these dishes, "I'm scared to death!"

"You don't want any of these, so why don't you order something?" The waiter was upset by Tie Dan, and then asked.

"Let them order." Tie Dan said very naturally, and then Shou Yihui added: "Let's have ten beers first, let's keep them cold."

After Zhang Dazhu took the menu, he looked at it for a long time before ordering three dishes. After thinking about it, he handed it to Er Gouzi, asking him to order some dishes, otherwise these few dishes would not be suitable.

Er Gouzi was really rude. He ordered five dishes in a row and added a soup to the menu, but Zhang Dazhu didn't say anything about Er Gouzi. After all, he wanted to invite Tie Dan and the others to dinner today. , can't be so neat.

After the waiter left, Tie Dan laughed out loud, very happy, feeling like he was going crazy.

"Tie Dan, what are you laughing at?" Zhang Dazhu was a little excited seeing Tie Dan's smile, and asked him.

"When Er Gouzi pissed his pants, I wanted to laugh. Damn it, I laughed so hard!" Tie Dan wanted to laugh more and more, and his loud laughter spread throughout the restaurant.

As soon as Er Gouzi heard this, he lowered his head and said nothing, feeling aggrieved in his heart!

"Er Gouzi, go to the next door to buy jumping pants and change it. Let's see how good you are!" Zhang Dazhu thought for a while and then told Er Gouzi. It's true, everyone is eating, you Er Gouzi can't just be like this Eat with everyone while your pants are wet.

Er Gouzi stood up slowly, a little aggrieved and wanted to go to a nearby clothing store.

Zhang Dazhu and Tie Dan were a little worried about Er Gouzi, afraid that the idiot would be slaughtered, so they said to a younger brother behind him: "Follow and have a look, don't let others get slaughtered."

The young man also laughed when he heard it, but seeing what Tie Dan and Zhang Dazhu meant, he suppressed his smile and walked out.

Note to readers:

Brothers, I am on the 3th to the [-]th every day, can you give me some strength, please give me a reward and a monthly ticket, if your phone is not working, please go to the [-]G station to give me a reward, please, please, I am so hard