country widow

Chapter 280 VII Drink Too Much

Everyone laughed when they heard it. Uncle Yao is such an old man, and he even gave birth to a baby. Isn't this a joke? It would be nice for the two of them to live a good life.

Uncle Yao also felt embarrassed when he heard it, scratched his head and gave Er Gouzi a punch, and then said: "What are you thinking, kid, I am already this old, and you want me to have a baby, you go back Asking your parents to give you a younger brother is really a no-brainer!"

Xiaohu, Tie Dan, and Li San were almost dying holding their stomachs. They thought Zhang Dazhu's Uncle Yao was really cute, and there was nothing wrong with coming here today.

"Er Gouzi, if your parents can give you a younger brother, then your uncle can definitely give birth to one too. You can go back tonight and discuss with your parents to see if it's okay?" Tie Dan laughed at Er Gouzi, Then he hugged his stomach and laughed again.

"Just say it. I'll ask them when I get back. If my parents are really born, Uncle Yao, you can't deny it." Er Gouzi really took this matter seriously. A woman can definitely give birth to a child, but he doesn't know that women have menopause.

"You little bastard, if your parents can have another one, I'll give you a litter." Uncle Yao was also a little drunk, to be exact, he was a little too happy, and there was a rare smile on his face at the moment , This is a happy smile.

Zhang Dazhu saw all this in his eyes, and he was very comforted in his heart, because Uncle Yao was about to cheer up, which was a good thing for Zhang Dazhu, and he was about to have an extra aunt soon.

"Come on, let's drink." Uncle Yao stood up with a limp, the wine glass in his hand was full, and then drank it down in one gulp.

At this time, everyone was having a good time drinking. Anyway, you and I drank one by one. The wild pork on the table also ate two large plates, and everyone's mouths were full of oil.

When Uncle Yao was talking nonsense, everyone couldn't understand, and then they all walked out to the door.

"Uncle Yao, stop drinking. If you drink any more, you won't be able to go home." Zhang Dazhu said to Uncle Yao, and slowly began to feel a little worried.

"What's the matter, are you still afraid that I will come to your house today? Don't worry, even if you are willing, then your sister-in-law is still unwilling." Uncle Yao said to Zhang Dazhu unsteadily, his face was also flushed One piece, with a few grains of rice on the corner of the mouth.

"I didn't mean that, I was afraid that you would bump into something again when you go home later, and that would be troublesome." Zhang Dazhu was also helpless. Every time his Uncle Yao drank, he couldn't find the north, south, east, and west. Very headache.

At this time, A Juan came out, seeing that Uncle Yao was still there, still talking nonsense, she shouted at Uncle Yao: "Have you had enough to drink, go back when you have had enough, what time is it now. "

"Oh, Ajuan, why are you so excited, I won't sleep with you at night, what are you doing?" Uncle Yao said to Ajuan with a red face while grinning.

"You old bastard, even if there are no men in Taohua Village, I won't sleep with someone like you, so go ahead and dream!" Ajuan spit on the ground after she finished speaking.

"Okay, okay, okay, you are so beautiful, how could you sleep with an old man like me!" While speaking, Uncle Yao walked out towards the gate, and then walked towards Xiaohu and the others.

"Uncle Yao, you drink quite a lot. It's getting dark soon. Are you going home or to the town?" Seeing Uncle Yao coming out, Xiaohu followed suit with the smell of alcohol on his face. The opportunity teased him.

"Little bastard, if you go next time, you don't want to rob me, you know, or I'll break your dog's leg." Seeing Xiaohu making fun of him, Uncle Yao replied with a smile, Then he staggered towards his home, with a pipe in his mouth, and one hand thrust back, looking decent.

"Don't pay attention to him, just let him fall into the pit." Er Gouzi saw that Uncle Yao drank too much, and his walking posture was a bit like a break dance. It was funny.

Seeing Uncle Yao like this, Zhang Dazhu hurried over and said to Uncle Yao, "Let me take you home."

"No need, don't you worry about Uncle Yao? Is this the first time you've been drinking and walking? Go back quickly." Uncle Yao seemed a little impatient and Zhang Dazhu said to send him back.

Zhang Dazhu saw that Uncle Yao was very persistent, so he had no choice but to see that Uncle Yao was gone, and then slowly turned his head and walked towards everyone.

"Zhang Dazhu, your Uncle Yao is really funny." Seeing that Zhang Dazhu was coming, Xiaohu smiled at him, and Xiaohu didn't just meet him this time, he had already learned from him when he was in town. Uncle's funny, if it wasn't for the fact that he is an old man last time, he would have been beaten by Xiaohu.

"Xiao Hu, what happened to Uncle Yao and you last time?" Er Gouzi felt a little strange when he saw what Xiao Hu said, so he asked Xiao Hu.

Xiaohu laughed as soon as he heard it, and then replied to Er Gouzi: "I won't mention that time, today is really Zhang Dazhu's Uncle Yao, we can't talk about it anymore, if we are brothers, we will see each other in the future If Zhang Dazhu and Uncle Yao go, then he must arrange for someone of the highest quality."

Zhang Dazhu, Tie Dan, and Li San couldn't stop laughing when they heard this, and it was after A Juan came that everyone stopped laughing.

"Do you want tea, I'll pour it for you now." A Juan asked everyone present.

"Sister-in-law, no need, you've been busy all day, you should hurry up and eat." Tie Dan saw that A Juan wanted to pour tea for himself, so how could this trouble her any longer.

Zhang Dazhu thought for a while and said to everyone: "Why don't I take you to the wild mountain slope to see how beautiful our rural scenery is."

"Zhang Dazhu, don't be ashamed anymore, this wild hillside is not so beautiful, you are not afraid of others laughing at you." Er Gouzi felt something was wrong when he heard Zhang Dazhu's words, Zhang Dazhu was really good at tossing, bringing It's not good for everyone to go, but to go to Yesanpo, isn't it easy to find work?

Tie Dan and Li San heard that Er Gouzi was a bit out of his mind. Zhang Dazhu said that the place he was going to must be a good place, and everyone would gain something if they went to see it. They would hate Er Gouzi later. Going over: "Er Gouzi, while you go, the place Zhang Dazhu said to go to must be a good place, you are really a fart."

"Then let's go, maybe we will open a business and have a wild rabbit or something to eat." Zhang Dazhu said to everyone with a smile.