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"Yeah, what's the matter, Uncle Yao?" Zhang Dazhu asked curiously after picking up his chopsticks.

"No wonder it has a weird taste, but it's really fragrant!" After finishing speaking, he continued to drink a few sips of wine, with an expression like a sommelier, with endless aftertaste.

Zhang Dazhu was depressed by what Uncle Yao said, and after thinking about it, he asked: "Uncle Yao, what does it smell like?"

"Hahaha, it's the smell!" Uncle Yao said it very easily, and he drank it happily, feeling very happy in his heart.

Zhang Dazhu laughed as soon as he heard it. This wine can make a bad taste. It's the first time he heard of it. He scratched the back of his head and continued to ask: "Uncle Yao, you've been wandering around all day. Shouldn't you also find a daughter-in-law to live with? There is no woman to pour you bath water in summer, and no woman to warm your bed in winter, what a shame!"

When he said this, Uncle Yao put down his chopsticks and said to Zhang Dazhu: "Women are disasters! I can't afford to hurt you."

"Oh, go! It's a disaster, you still spend your time thinking about this matter like a cat looking for fish, really?" Zhang Dazhu didn't want to talk to Uncle Yao any more when he heard it, he just sighed... ... Poor people have something to hate!

Seeing that Zhang Dazhu didn't speak, Uncle Yao stretched his head over and said, "How about another bowl for Uncle Yao?"

After thinking about it, Zhang Dazhu got up and shook another bowl for Uncle Yao. When he got to the table, he put the wine away and reminded: "This is the last bowl, but there will be no more. If my sister-in-law finds out, I will be scolded to death." No."

After taking a sip of wine, Uncle Yao smiled, and suddenly asked Zhang Dazhu, "Zhang Dazhu, did you peek at your sister-in-law taking a bath?"

Being asked by Uncle Yao, Zhang Dazhu felt a little uncomfortable, and replied with a straight face: "No, really not." But he was still a little trembling in his heart. Could it be that Uncle Yao knew about this, it's not right!

"You have to take a good look at it when you have time. Your sister-in-law's tender skin, white body, and plump buttocks, ouch, just a few glances will be a feast for your eyes!" Uncle Yao said with gusto, and he also Entering a dreamlike realm, there was still a creaking sound in his mouth.

Zhang Dazhu was a little amused when he heard it, he had sex with his sister-in-law yesterday, did he still use Uncle Yao in front of him to remind him?Picking his nose, he asked, "Uncle Yao, how do you feel seeing Zi?"

"Little bastard, the question you asked is really a question!" Uncle Yao shook his head to express his helplessness.

Originally, I thought I could learn something from Uncle Yao, who has been in the wind and cloud for many years, but it seems that seeing Zi still needs to be experienced personally.

"But..." Uncle Yao frowned, and said these two words thoughtfully.

"But what?" Zhang Dazhu's eyes widened, his mouth opened slightly, and he was waiting for Uncle Yao to say something.

"Remember, when you see Zi, you must pay attention to the speed, scale, speed and heat." Uncle Yao seemed to understand this matter very well, and said four degrees lightly.

"Wait, Uncle Yao, can you teach me?" Zhang Dazhu was a little attracted, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and put his hands on the table like a student listening to a teacher lecturing on a project.

"Take off your pants with all your strength, and you can't leave her body a foot away, and then go straight to the main action to gain speed, and then there will be heat." Uncle Yao laughed after finishing speaking.

"It's a cat, it turns out that Uncle Yao is an expert in the world! After listening to his words, let yourself be taught!" But when Zhang Dazhu thought about it again, it was wrong, this whole set of actions and procedures How come the more I think about it, the more it looks like something a rapist did.

"Uncle Yao, what did you teach wrong?"

"What's wrong?"

"That's what rapists do."

"I didn't say this is the process of normal people!"

"Sit down for a while, I'll go to the yard to eat too!" After speaking, Zhang Dazhu got up and walked to the yard, disheartened!If he really stayed here, he probably wouldn't be able to get a wife at his age.

sorrow!It's just sad!

After eating, Zhang Dazhu also sent Uncle Yao away, and then he patted himself on the head with an ouch and said, "I was so busy learning from Uncle Yao, why did I forget about my date with Xiaocui!"

"Sister-in-law, let me go and see the dealer," Zhang Dazhu picked up the hoe and turned to Ajuan and said.

"I'll come soon, you know?" A Juan ordered Zhang Dazhu.

"Understood." While responding to the sister-in-law, she ran towards the wild hillside.

As soon as I walked out of the house, I found out that it was broken. Today is Xiaocui's birthday, so I should prepare a gift for myself, right?You can't just pass by empty-handed like this, it's too inappropriate, don't you understand hitting yourself in the face?

"No, I have to go back!" Zhang Dazhu retreated home while talking to himself.

"Hey! Why are you back?" A Juan asked strangely.

"Oh, I forgot to take something." After speaking, he walked directly to his room.

After spending a long time, I couldn't find a decent gift for Xiao Cui, so what should I do!

Suddenly a thought appeared in Zhang Dazhu's mind, "Didn't you see some new bras in sister-in-law's room last night? It would be so romantic if you gave her to Xiaocui!"

"hey-hey……"

After Zhang Dazhu thought about it again, he felt that it was still wrong. If his sister-in-law found out, he would definitely be beaten to death.

but……

"Sister-in-law, don't blame me. For the sake of happiness and Xiaocui, there is nothing I can do. Just one, just the pink one! When I have money, I will definitely buy you a hundred. Sister-in-law, please forgive me this time! "Zhang Dazhu was standing in the sister-in-law's room, his heart was agitated.

With a "crack", I took it over, found a wedding candy box and put it in, and sneaked out of the house.

When he arrived at Yeshanpo, Zhang Dazhu found that there was no one there.

"It's a cat, why are you so anxious?" Zhang Dazhu kicked a piece of mud, and after thinking about it, he should go to his own wheat field to see how the wheat has grown recently. ?

A golden sea of ​​wheat appeared in Zhang Dazhu's eyes, and he was very happy. It seems that this year's harvest should be good.

Zhang Dazhu put the hoe down, and sat on the handle of the hoe himself. Zhang Dazhu brought himself a cigarette, and took a few puffs leisurely, feeling anxiously waiting in his heart.

Zhang Dazhu felt that today's meeting with Zi should be properly arranged, and he should not be too hasty. He also stood up as if looking from the hillside, and then looked back at his own wheat field, and he had an idea in his heart.

"Didn't the village chief and Widow Liu do business here that day? Then let's forget about it in this feng shui treasure today. Anyway, the wheat that was crushed is useless. I can see Xiaocui in my own wheat field." Zi, it's a good explanation for myself." Zhang Dazhu looked at the wheat field while nodding and giggling.