country widow

A few neighbors took out a beer bottle and a pair of chopsticks, which they had already discussed when they came.

Uncle Yao was dumbfounded when he saw it, what is this for?I didn't know the bottom of my heart, but I was very happy to see the neighbors making a bridal chamber for me, and whispered to the bride, "Don't worry! I'm here."

At this time, one of the neighbors came up to them with two red cloths, and made both Uncle and Aunt's eyes go up. After doing all this, the next-door neighbor put the beer bottle between the aunt's thighs. Go in, the mouth of the bottle is facing the face of the certificate, and the requirement is to let the aunt hold it tightly so that it cannot fall off.

The other also held a chopstick and asked Uncle Yao to hold it between his thighs. After both of them finished, the two of them retreated and said to Uncle Yao, "Now walk slowly towards the bride." , Insert your chopsticks into the beer bottle on the bride's lap, if you can't insert it, you will be fined not to sleep tonight.

"Aunts, can you not play like this?" Uncle Yao also understood what they meant at this time.

"Folks of Taohua Village, do you want to let Uncle Yao insert the chopsticks?" Everyone started to boo after saying that, "It must be inserted, it must be inserted."

I don't know who said, "It must be inserted correctly, don't be crooked?"

Both Uncle Yao and Aunt Yao were helpless, but he still had to fulfill everyone’s request. Then Uncle Yao walked towards Aunt Yao slowly, his thighs began to twitch back and forth, and he couldn’t find it after searching for a long time. mouth of beer bottle.

The old man also thought this game was fun, so he asked the auntie, "Bride, have you gone in yet?"

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The aunt who entered the door was about to collapse in an instant, and she didn't know how to answer him. It's not good to say that she didn't come in, and it's even worse to say that she went in. She said in a hurry, "I hurt."

Everyone present laughed again, and the two neighbors burst into laughter, "Bride, where does it hurt?"

In fact, my aunt regretted it when she knew what she said just now, and she didn't know why, when she heard the neighbor's question, she said anxiously, "It hurts between my thighs!"

"Where does the thigh hurt? That means you haven't entered yet, you have to work hard!" The boy covered his stomach after speaking.

My aunt found that she said the wrong thing every time. This kind of game tortured herself too much. At this time, she suddenly found that the beer bottle seemed to be moving. She was excited and shouted loudly, "It's in, this time it's really in."

The bride was helpless immediately, and didn't know what to say. Every sentence she said gave them a handle, and she laughed too.

Finally, with the efforts of Uncle Yao, the long chopsticks finally got into the beer bottle.

When Uncle Yao and Aunt Yao took off the red cloth, they realized that they had made fun of them today.The expression on his face was embarrassing, but it was actually more of happiness.

If the above game is fun, then the following game will directly make you bleed...

"It's a cat, and the ambiguity is going to the next part." The boy announced loudly with a smirk.

Then, the guy brought another beer, and made a small hole in the cap of the beer, and did the same thing. This time, he asked Uncle Yao to stand on the stool and let him clamp the beer in his big- Between the legs, with the mouth of the bottle facing the front.

Another guy also brought a cup to the aunt, telling her to catch the wine in the beer bottle properly.

Even if the game started, following the boy's words, Uncle Yao began to shake the beer vigorously with his legs. Due to the foamy reaction generated during the shaking, the beer burst out from the mouth of the bottle.

The aunt also tried her best to catch it with the cup in her hand.

"A Biao, did you shoot?" the old man and Da Pao asked loudly.

"Damn it, you've been fooled again!"

At first, Uncle Yao didn't answer, but at the end he had no choice but to ask, "Cum, shoot."

The two guys had smiles on their faces, and then they asked the auntie, "Did he really ejaculate?"

Auntie replied in a broken voice, "I did, and I shot a full cup."

"Hahaha……"

After playing these two games, the faces of Uncle Yao and Aunt Yao were all red. In the end, Ajuan brought a basin of white flour. Blindfolded, said to blow out the candles together.

The two of them had no choice but to follow Ajuan's will. When they were both ready, Ajuanlu brought a plate of white flour between the two of them, making them close together. Two people face to face.

"One, two, three" when Ajuan called out to the third, Uncle Yao and Aunt Yao blew on the plate vigorously.

In the midst of everyone's laughter, both of them became white-faced people, and when they took off the red cloth, they both smiled when they looked at Fang Fa's face.

The worst thing is that one of Uncle Yao’s friends found an egg from nowhere, and then put the egg into Aunt Yao’s crotch, and asked Uncle Yao to pick it up slowly. When he was about to pick it up, that guy A small palm slapped it down.

My aunt almost wanted to bump into a wall, but she didn't expect that marrying into Taohua Village would be such a toss-up. It seems that life in Taohua Village is not easy!

If it wasn't for a highly respected old lady who came to persuade everyone to forget it, uncle and aunt would probably be tossed, and the old lady shook her head helplessly at the group of folks and elders.

In the end, A Juan covered their beds with peanuts and red dates, which also implied the early birth of a precious child. Of course, this was just a formality.

Everyone was about to make a fuss, and a few people left the room and drank for a while in the lobby. At one o'clock in the morning, everyone dispersed.

Uncle Yao and Aunt Yao also sowed their own seeds that night, and they took root and sprouted in that fertile field. Of course, this is just me talking, and under normal circumstances, Uncle Yao’s seeds basically don’t work. , unless a miracle happens.

Uncle Yao also released all his years of stock on that day, and the big brother who had been a coward for a long time also took a big bath happily.

Zhang Dazhu and Lingling were dumbfounded when they saw the last scene. They didn't expect the bridal chamber to be so terrifying. Zhang Dazhu didn't even dare to imagine how his brothers would torture him if he got married.

After bidding farewell to Uncle Yao's house, Zhang Dazhu and the others also walked towards their own house one after another.

When they got to the door, Zhang Dazhu found that the door of his house was open, which shocked Zhang Dazhu and A Juan.

"Zhang Dazhu, something happened!" A Juan subconsciously felt that something serious must have happened at home.