country widow

When it was almost noon, the three of them had sold all their garlic. This was the result of the three helping each other. If it wasn't for this, Er Gouzi probably wouldn't be able to sell all of them today. That guy is sometimes silly Yes, when someone comes to buy garlic, he always smiles foolishly there, making the little girl feel impulsive to buy garlic when she sees his expression.

"Brother Dazhu, let's go eat." Niuniu asked Zhang Dazhu, her mouth pouting mischievously.

Zhang Dazhu guessed in his heart that it must be Er Gouzi's bad idea, he looked at Er Gouzi and said, "Er Gouzi, did you ask Niuniu to treat you?"

"No, it was Niuniu who said she wanted to invite us to dinner. She said that she originally invited us last time, but she didn't invite us later, so she insisted on making up for it today." Er Gouzi was depressed as soon as he finished speaking. Why do you keep pointing at yourself and talking about things like this?

"Your uncle! Zhang Dazhu, why are you relying on me for everything?" Er Gouzi didn't have a good face when he said this.

"Who else but you!" Zhang Dazhu thought to himself, he was going to bleed heavily again today, and after thinking about it, he said softly to Er Gouzi: "You should come to invite me today, and I will pay for it later." Get some speed."

When Er Gouzi heard this, he was a little dumbfounded. Isn’t this Niu Niu who wants to invite him? Why did he have to pay for it by himself again?

"Damn it, are you a man? Do you want a girl to pay? Do you still mean?" Zhang Dazhu has a problem, that is, he never lets a girl invite him, and he doesn't know if it counts. Machismo.

Although I am also a poor person, I have never had the habit of letting girls invite me since I was a child.

"I won't do it, why?"

"Did you say you invited Niuniu to dinner?"

"I do not have."

As soon as Zhang Dazhu heard that Er Gouzi didn't admit it, he turned around and wanted to ask Niuniu, but before he could speak, Er Gouzi pulled her back, pulled him aside and said, "Zhang Dazhu, your uncle!"

"Admit it, I know what you're going to say even if you fart." He smiled and pointed a finger at Er Gouzijiu.

Er Gouzi lowered his head, thought for a while and said, "If I fuck Niu Niu today, I'll pay, how about it?"

"It's a cat, I won't go, you two go play, you are a bit manly, okay, we are a little poor, but we can't let a girl treat us, it's not embarrassing to say it out!"

Hearing Zhang Dazhu's words, Er Gouzi couldn't steal the chicken, but he smelled like chicken all over his body, raised his head and said seriously: "Please, please, but I have agreed with you, you don't want to participate in the affairs of the two of us today. , give me a chance, I will definitely take her down, okay?"

"When did I participate? It wasn't because of you idiot last time!" Zhang Dazhu said helplessly, then walked back to his old Phoenix, put away the things and said to Niuniu: "Let's go."

The three bouncing into the restaurant last time, Niuniu ordered a few dishes and also ordered two bottles of beer.But today, I am a bit smarter, so I ordered two bottles of beer.

Just as the waiter was about to turn around, Er Gouzi stopped him: "Add another bottle of beer."

When Niuniu heard Er Gouzi's words, she understood what he meant, and added to the waiter: "I don't want it anymore, just two bottles."

Er Gouzi stopped being embarrassing now, and sat obediently in a daze, thinking about what happened to Niu Niu today. Seeing the situation, she wouldn't drink anymore, so she had to think of a way.

"Brother Dazhu, I heard that you will go to school in a few days?" Niuniu asked after looking at Zhang Dazhu.

"Yeah! How did you know?" Zhang Dazhu turned his head and looked at Er Gouzi fiercely. Only the sister-in-law and Er Gouzi knew about this matter, and who else could it be except him.

"Your second uncle, why are you talking about everything!" Zhang Dazhu gritted his teeth and said fiercely.

Er Gouzi stretched out his little finger to Zhang Dazhu, expressing his speechlessness.

After coughing a few times, Zhang Dazhu replied to Niuniu: "Yes! Are you also studying in the high school in the town?"

"En!" Niuniu jumped up, seemed very happy, and smiled at Zhang Dazhu.

"Hey, it's okay, the three of us can be together every day." It was Niuniu who said this.

Zhang Dazhu himself didn't expect to be able to go to school this time, if his sister-in-law didn't force him, he really wouldn't have gone.

That's okay, before I went to school, I met a girl from the same school, the girl who matched up with my buddies last time.

"A sin..."

"That's good. From now on, we can meet every day." Zhang Dazhu was also very happy. After thinking about it, he thought it was a good thing.

At this time, Er Gouzi was a little helpless, and his eyes were fixed on this big pillar.

"why?"

"Didn't you just tell him not to get involved with Niu Niu?"

After a while, the waiter brought some dishes and put two bottles of beer on the table.

"Come on, Niuniu, let's drink to the fact that we all go to the same school." Er Gouzi deliberately said such words, and poured a glass of beer for Niu Niu, and a thief thought in his heart.

When Niu Niu heard what Er Gouzi said, she was also happy, picked up the wine glass and bumped into the two of them.

After the three of them had a drink, Niuniu asked, "By the way, do you two also live on campus?"

"Live in school! What kind of school do you live in?" Zhang Dazhu didn't understand what it meant to live in school. Could it be that he had to live in school?

Seeing that Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi were a little confused, Niu Niu giggled, covered her mouth and said, "You two don't even know about the school?"

Both of them fell silent at the same time, touched the sweat on their foreheads, Zhang Dazhu also lowered his head, who told his mother that he can't afford to go to school, and he doesn't even know what it means to live in school, so embarrassing this time.

"Niu Niu, does living in school mean being locked up and unable to get out?" Er Gouzi explained his meaning of the word living in school.

At this time, Niu Niu laughed even more outrageously, she almost fell to the ground, she nodded vigorously at Er Gouzi and said, "You are going to school, not jail!"

When Er Gouzi heard this, he almost didn't hit the wall to death. He also lowered his head, picked up the cup on the table after thinking about it, touched Zhang Dazhu aggrievedly and said, "Brother, don't think too much, let's touch one." .”

"Oh, what a pity!" The two drank the wine in their glasses in one gulp.

"Okay, living on campus means living in the dormitory of the school for a week, and only going back on weekends. This is what it means to live on campus." Seeing that the two of them were silent, Niuniu stopped smiling and began to explain .

"It turned out to be like this, hey! This is pretty good." Er Gouzi turned his head and started to make calculations. If this is the case, won't he have time to do a lot of things?There is no need to cut pigweed and do farm work.

When Zhang Dazhu heard this, he felt different. If he lived on campus, then his sister-in-law would have to do a lot of work.Besides, isn't the old Phoenix here?

"Zhang Dazhu, what do you think, do you want to live on campus?" Er Gouzi was a little moved after hearing Niuniu's words.