country widow

"In school, you must listen to the teacher and have a good relationship with your classmates, you know?" When Uncle Yao said this, he was quite serious, like an order from an elder or a junior, but the next sentence The words made everyone want to spurt blood a little bit.

"Zhang Dazhu, it's okay to find a girlfriend at school, but don't do that kind of thing with the teacher, you know?" Uncle Yao laughed himself after he finished speaking.

"Heaven! Oh earth! Is this what an elder said to a younger generation?" A Juan was a little dizzy, and thinking about what Uncle Yao said just now, she was getting to know Uncle Yao again.

"Let's eat, let's go on, the food is cold." A Juan said to everyone, and she picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

Uncle Yao was a little unruly at this time, he moved the stool and let A Juan sit next to him, with a smirk on his face.

"Ajuan, come, sit here." Uncle Yao patted the stool he had moved away and smiled.

"Go! Go! Go!" A Juan said and sat beside Zhang Dazhu, not even looking at Uncle Yao.

Er Gouzi also picked up the cup in his hand at this time, and said to Zhang Dazhu and Uncle Yao: "In the future, Zhang Dazhu and I must study hard and live up to your expectations."

When Er Gouzi was about to pick it up to drink, Ajuan said, "Er Gouzi, what's the matter? Don't you want me, your sister-in-law, to have a few drinks too?"

"Oh, why did I forget, sister-in-law, I respect you." Er Gouzi smiled at A Juan.

All four of them drank it in one gulp, and when they finished, Uncle Yao was the first to say, "The wine made by Ajuan is delicious!"

"It's delicious, and I won't give it to you!" But Ajuan's voice this time was much gentler than before, and she was a little moved by Uncle Yao's actions just now.

"Sister-in-law, there are no more." Zhang Dazhu looked at the chicken in the bowl and asked when he turned around.

"There's still plenty in the pot, I'll bring you another big bowl." A Juan walked towards the kitchen after she finished speaking.

Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi saw that the sister-in-law had left, and asked Uncle Yao, "Uncle Yao, do you know our school?"

"Why do you ask this?" Uncle Yao felt a little strange when asked by the two of them.

Zhang Dazhu tilted his head and saw that his sister-in-law hadn't come yet, so he stretched his head over and said to Uncle Yao: "I heard that there are many beautiful girls in the school, is it true?"

Er Gouzi and Zhang Dazhu have heard from the children who go to school in the village that there are many beautiful girls in the school, and many of them come from other villages to go to school here, so when they saw Uncle Yao, they wanted to ask if it was true. of.

Uncle Yao laughed as soon as he heard it, squinted his eyes and lost a sentence: "Where is the teacher called beautiful!"

"What? Teacher!" Zhang Dazhu backed away, almost not frightened, he can touch any woman, no matter how beautiful the teacher is, he probably has the heart but not the guts.

Seeing that both Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi had their mouths open, Uncle Yao was overjoyed. After taking a sip of wine, he continued, "What's wrong with the teacher, the teacher is also a woman, what are you afraid of?"

"Uncle Yao, you drank too much!" Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi said at the same time, their mouths opened even wider at this time, it is estimated that it would be no problem to stuff an apple into it.

"Little bastards, you are still young, you will know when you grow up." Uncle Yao said inscrutablely, and squinted at the wine, which can be described as drunk.

"Zhang Dazhu, your Uncle Yao is really drunk!" Er Gouzi looked at Zhang Dazhu and said, feeling depressed in his heart. He wanted to hear something from Uncle Yao, but he didn't expect him to mention the teacher. .

"I don't think so. He must have a reason for saying that." Zhang Dazhu said what he meant, but he still didn't look at Er Gouzi. He kept looking at Uncle Yao, but he was thinking about something in his heart. .

When Er Gouzi heard Zhang Dazhu's words, he became stupid, grabbed Zhang Dazhu's hand and asked, "Zhang Dazhu, you don't really believe your Uncle Yao's words, do you?"

"Why don't you believe it?"

"He was talking about wine."

"He's not drunk!"

"Can you say that without being drunk?"

"He wouldn't say such things when he was drunk." Zhang Dazhu ignored Er Gouzi after saying this, and slowly came to Uncle Yao and continued to ask: "Uncle Yao, do you think the teacher's growth is not for nothing? ?”

"Wow... meaty, tender, and smooth!"

"Have you been there?"

"No?"

"Then do you think the teacher cat is big?"

"Wow...it's like a big pumpkin, a big golden melon!"

"Really!"

"Of course it's true." Just as Uncle Yao said this, he realized that he had lost his composure, thinking about Zhang Dazhu's question so carefully, subconsciously looked at Zhang Dazhu with a little surprise in his eyes.

"Let me tell you, don't make such an important point. If the principal finds out, he will definitely fire you, little bastard." Uncle Yao said this seriously, without ambiguity at all.

Er Gouzi saw Zhang Dazhu's expression, his actions, and his way of asking, and he had mixed feelings, and he sighed silently in his heart, "This guy Zhang Dazhu is too evil!"

At this moment, A Juan came over from the kitchen, and seeing Zhang Dazhu talking to Uncle Yao, she hit him with a chopstick, and said, "Hurry up and eat yours, don't learn the good ones, just try to learn crooked ways." !"

A Juan didn't need to guess to know what kind of good things Uncle Yao could say. The word "woman" never left his mouth. If Zhang Dazhu stayed with him more, it would definitely turn bad.

Zhang Dazhu rubbed his head and sat down obediently, picked up a piece of meat, and when he was about to put it in his mouth, he realized it was a chicken butt.

"Ah! Chicken butt." Zhang Dazhu threw him on the table as he spoke, with the depression remaining on his face.

"Damn it, did Ge Laozi waste it like you?" Uncle Yao scolded Zhang Dazhu, got up and picked up the chicken butt on the table and put it in his mouth.

Ajuan was amused by Uncle Yao, looked at Uncle Yao and said, "Why, do you still like to eat chicken butts? I'm afraid that you will grow sharp butts after eating it. It hurts you to death, you pervert."

"Ajuan, as long as you are here, everything I eat tastes good, and I'm not afraid of growing it." Uncle Yao also said half-jokingly and half-seriously, the sinister smile on his face fluctuated from layer to layer.

"Bah...you one-eyed wolf!" The sister-in-law scolded Uncle Yao unceremoniously.

Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi were not surprised by such a scene. The sister-in-law did not do this to Uncle Yao once or twice. , Whether he should say it or not, he said it anyway.

Er Gouzi looked outside the door and found that it was already dark. What should I do? I have to walk at night again when I go back, and I am most afraid of walking at night.

"Zhang Dazhu, it's getting dark, I can't go back." Er Gouzi felt aggrieved when he spoke.

Zhang Dazhu also looked at the door, and smiled at Er Gouzi: "You won't go back today, and sleep with me tonight."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true."

When Er Gouzi heard that he could sleep here today, he was also very happy. In fact, Er Gouzi didn't sleep at Zhang Dazhu's house once or twice. As long as it was too late at night, he must sleep here, and The family members are also very relieved.