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Widow Liu thought about it, and thought it was the same, "Oh...poor child!"

Seeing Widow Liu's acquiescence, Zhang Dazhu said while the iron was hot: "Aunt Liu, then you go back first, and I will let Er Gouzi come to your house, do you think so?"

"Sure, can I still not trust you, Zhang Dazhu?" Aunt Liu covered her face with her hands and planned to go back first, waiting for the second dog to come at home. Today, another fresh product came, which is very beautiful!

Seeing that Aunt Liu was about to leave, Zhang Dazhu had a bad idea.

"Rub..." When Widow Liu was about to leave, Zhang Dazhu grabbed her big pumpkin with his own hand and shouted, "Aunt Liu, your cat is so soft, comfortable, and so crispy! "

"Little bastard, take it easy!" Aunt Liu blushed with embarrassment at this time, and then walked towards her house with her buttocks twisted.

"I'll rub it gently." Zhang Dazhu was actually reluctant to hand over Aunt Liu to Er Gouzi alive like this, so before him, he still wanted to touch it.

"Zhang Dazhu, Aunt Liu still wants you to come!" Widow Liu was very gentle when she spoke, but she was still thinking about the stormy night between herself and Zhang Dazhu.

"Aunt Liu, isn't it going to be a long time in the future? What are you in a hurry for?" Zhang Dazhu responded to Widow Liu with a playful smile, his hand was getting harder and harder, and he wanted to crush it.

"Beast! Beast! God damn it." How could I have such an idea!

After kneading for a while, Zhang Dazhu just opened Widow Liu's pair of big pumpkins, raised his head and said, "Aunt Liu, you should teach me more, will it work?"

"Success, success." Widow Liu said Zhang Dazhu's words one day, and she couldn't wait to come right now, her stream was already too thirsty.

Looking at the leaving Widow Liu, Zhang Dazhu's small tent also swelled up, but it disappeared after a while.

"Er Gouzi, it's done! It's done." Zhang Dazhu ran towards Er Gouzi excitedly, speaking in an excited tone.

"What, it's done, did she agree?"

"Yes, I asked her to wait for you at home."

"Really?"

"When did I lie to you?"

"Oh, what a bitch!" Er Gouzi touched his little brother and added: "Give me a hard time today, don't let me down."

"What are you dawdling about? Go quickly. I'll open the back door for you. Brother, I'll wait for your triumphant return." Zhang Dazhu mischievously ordered Er Gouzi. Ban slightly.

Er Gouzi jumped out of bed like a monkey, ran to Widow Liu's house in a hurry, and turned around and said to Zhang Dazhu: "Brother, I'm going to explode."

"Come on, I'm afraid you are the same as the village chief, one, two, three, pay the bill!" Zhang Dazhu really didn't believe Er Gouzi's words, but he still wished him a good fight and came back.

Seeing that Er Gouzi had disappeared, Zhang Dazhu also felt that there was nothing else to do, and suddenly remembered the up and down, left, right, and right mentioned in the book, so he planned to start practicing.

He opened his pants, revealing the big brother. After looking at it, he didn't know what to do, so he started to study it after thinking about it.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't find the skill.

"why?"

"Isn't this meaty? It's not a retractable spring."

"It's strange, it's strange, it's strange that no bones have hardened!" Zhang Dazhu muttered a few words in his mouth, but he couldn't find where the technique was after thinking for a long time.

Forget it, and try again after the research is done, Zhang Dazhu was a little surprised to see Ergouzi come back just as Zhang Dazhu was about to put on his pants.

At this time, Widow Liu's house also heard a burst of scolding, "Your uncle, is this a human job?" Hearing this tone, she was really angry.

what's the situation……

See Er Gouzi's dejected look, and look at his whole body's expression like a wilted cucumber, as if the lady can't get paid after being fucked.

"Why are you back? It's only been less than 10 minutes?" Zhang Dazhu was a little depressed, stood up and walked towards Er Gouzi.

Er Gouzi was completely heartbroken this time, and he didn't know how to explain what happened to Zhang Dazhu just now, so he raised his head and cursed: "Damn it, I pissed when I put it in!" , Er Gouzi lay down on the bed, and now he had the urge to die.

"I peed, tell me what's going on?" Zhang Dazhu couldn't believe what Er Gouzi said just now, it was too unbelievable.

How could Er Gouzi be in the mood to say these things? Later, Widow Liu bragged about him for a long time, but she didn't see her again, so she ran back in shame.

"Brother, you killed me!" Er Gouzi yelled at Zhang Dazhu.

"It's a cat, your uncle! I have worked so hard to let you try something new, but you still talk about me. Are you too heartless?" Zhang Dazhu was also a little puzzled, how did this happen? whats the matter?

When Er Gouzi heard this, his heart became angry, and he asked Zhang Dazhu, "Tell me, why did I pee when I put it in? Aunt Liu blew it on me for a long time, but I didn't see him again." , what is going on here?"

"Hahaha... Er Gouzi, today I finally understood that you are really a fucking softie!" After listening to Er Gouzi's description, Zhang Dazhu finally understood. Zhang Dazhu was so underwhelmed that he couldn't breathe when he laughed.

But looking back, this Widow Liu is probably going crazy today, alas... a crime!

Er Gouzi can be regarded as a mess this time, but his little brother is too lacking in energy. Not only did Widow Liu scold him and go out, but he also made his good brother laugh upside down. What's the matter?

"Zhang Dazhu, tell me, what is going on? Is this the first time?" Er Gouzi is still entangled in one problem, that is, why did he pee as soon as he put it in? logic.

Seeing Er Gouzi getting serious, and looking at the innocent expression on his face, Zhang Dazhu also put away his smile, looked at Er Gouzi and said: "Brother, it's always like this the first time Don't blame yourself, maybe it's because you're too nervous."

Seeing Zhang Dazhu give himself such an analysis, Er Gouzi also laughed. After thinking about it, he thought it was right. No one had the first time, and this kind of situation did not happen to him alone. Thinking about it this way, he felt much more at ease up.

"Why do you think Aunt Liu's cat is so big? I couldn't hold it with both hands just now, and it was so comfortable to rub!" Er Gouzi suddenly remembered Aunt Liu's cat, and said excitedly to Zhang Dazhu.

Zhang Dazhu pretended to think deeply, and said in a moment: "It is estimated that he has been touched a lot and has been tempered."

"I see it too!"

"Like your head."

"Is that why?"

"It grew naturally. Does it have anything to do with post-production?" Zhang Dazhu was a little speechless to Er Gouzi.