country widow

After eating the white rice porridge and pickles cooked by his sister-in-law, Zhang Dazhu wiped his mouth with his sleeve and walked out the door.

"Sister-in-law, I'm going to town. If I don't come back by noon, you won't wait for me." After Zhang Dazhu finished speaking, he got on his bicycle with a large bag of garlic tied on the back seat. This is because my sister-in-law was busy yesterday. Pulled from the ground one day.

The sister-in-law also came out while wiping her hands, and walked towards Zhang Dazhu: "You must pay attention when you go to the town, you know? If you meet a strange woman and talk to you, please don't talk to her."

"I know, sister-in-law, don't worry!" After saying that, Zhang Dazhu rode on the old phoenix and drove towards the town.

I was tired of listening to my sister-in-law's orders, and I thought to myself: "You say this sister-in-law is true, why do you always tell yourself not to deal with other women when you go to town? Are women really like what she said?" Is it a tiger?"

The road was full of bumps and bumps, but fortunately, Zhang Dazhu's bicycle riding skills were not bad, and the big bag of garlic on the back seat jumped like a jumping god.

Xishui Town is a very beautiful town, with a faint thin smog hanging over the town, and the simple buildings with white walls and black tiles are like undressed girls, standing gracefully by the river.

The pale ink-colored sky is blended with the uneven stone arch bridges, and the slightly turbid river water with slight ripples is gently rippling. Not to mention anything else, there are only beautiful women everywhere, The peach blossoms are in full bloom.

This really corresponds to the old saying: one side of the water and soil nourishes the other side's people.

Just talking about the people in my own Xishui Town, that is a man who would go to take a second look, let's put aside the facial features first, and say that the watery skin is enough to make you kneel down and sing her conquest.

"I was conquered by you like this. It feels so comfortable to look at you. I think I am lonely, and your skin interprets it for me." Zhang Dazhu didn't know where he learned such a song, and he hummed on the country road sang.

Thinking of the humming with Aunt Liu yesterday—haha, I still can’t calm down for a long time, that unfathomable dense black forest made me lose the essence of many years without looking back, like a bun beating a dog Can't go back.

At this moment, Zhang Dazhu is also very depressed in his heart. He is exhausted, but why is Aunt Liu so excited? Do women like this?Looks like I'll be tougher next time.

Along the way, Zhang Dazhu's heart was blossoming, and he finally had an explanation to his elder brother, but when he thought of the agreement with Xiaocui, he felt a little dizzy.

"Damn it, there's no mark on this thing, so it's okay if you don't talk about it?" When Zhang Dazhu thought of this, his heart became much more relaxed.

Isn't there Er Gouzi in front of this?

Zhang Dazhu stepped on his feet vigorously and chased after him.

"Hey, Er Gouzi, your uncle, why didn't you wait for me to come with you today?" Zhang Dazhu kicked Er Gouzi's bicycle, almost not kicking Er Gouzi into the field hook.

When Er Gouzi saw that it was Zhang Dazhu, he felt terrified in his heart, and he didn't know what was wrong with this guy, he always liked to kick his bicycle.

"Can you stop getting mad at my bicycle?" Er Gouzi said helplessly.

Zhang Dazhu was amused when he heard it, "Who told you that your car is better than mine?" After speaking, he drove towards Xishui Town as fast as he could.

Er Gouzi also chased after him, because every time he went to the town with Zhang Dazhu, the business would definitely be good that day. As for this question, until now, I still haven't figured out why?

"Zhang Dazhu, wait for me." When he spoke, he knew that he stepped on a few times hard.

"Er Gouzi, can I ask you something?"

"whats the matter."

"Have you ever played with a woman?"

"No, why are you asking this?"

"It's okay, just ask." After speaking, Zhang Dazhu smirked at Er Gouzi.

Being asked by Zhang Dazhu inexplicably, I was also dumbfounded, and after thinking about it, I asked him: "Zhang Dazhu, have you ever done it?"

In fact, Er Gouzi still thinks there is a possibility for the problem he just mentioned. How come his brother for many years, and his understanding of Zhang Dazhu, this guy is very evil, very lewd, and very slutty!

"I, who's girl would fall in love with a poor guy like us, who wants nothing, what's the use of a good arm!" Zhang Dazhu said nonchalantly, and whistled.

But I was thinking in my heart; I must know that the village chief had promised himself that he would betroth Xiaocui to him.

Er Gouzi heard it, thought about it, and said with a helpless expression: "This Taohua Village will never find anyone poorer than the two of us. Look at the people in the village who are as old as us. Let's go, just the two of us..."

Speaking of which, Er Gouzi shook his head and said nothing more!

Zhang Dazhu felt a little sad when he heard it, this **** even the cripple next door has a wife, why?I have money at home,

Thinking about myself and Er Gouzi didn't even have a legitimate girlfriend, and after finding a few, they were blocked by the other party's parents!

"Er Gouzi, do you want to play for a while?" Zhang Dazhu stopped the bicycle with his hands clenched, and stretched his head to Er Gouzi's side.

"play what?"

"Playing with women."

"How to play?"

"Your uncle, I'm serious." Zhang Dazhu straightened his body and said seriously.

Er Gouzi looked up at the blue sky and smiled, "My smile! Are you still dreaming in broad daylight?"

Hearing that Er Gouzi didn't believe him, Dazhu became a little impatient, and kicked his bicycle again: "Ge, what's the matter?"

"Zhang Dazhu, I'm sitting in the toilet now, and I really don't dare to think about going into the wine tank!" At this moment, Er Gouzi was very helpless. In his own words, he and the woman were insulators.

"Your second uncle, you're really useless!" Zhang Dazhu scolded Er Gouzi.

"Why am I hopeless?" Er Gouzi became anxious when he heard what Zhang Dazhu said. He blushed and became arrogant when he spoke. He also hated others saying that he was worthless!

"Hey, hey, look at you, if you are promising, go take a peek with me today?" Zhang Dazhu felt that his provocative method really came in handy.

"Look and see, who is afraid of whom?" Er Gouzi replied after raising his spirits.

Seeing that Er Gouzi agreed, Zhang Dazhu was very happy. He had discussed this matter with him several times, but he never agreed to it. Today is the wife of that family who is going to get married?

"Brother, let's start now." Zhang Dazhu quickly got on his bicycle and drove towards Xishui Town, Er Gouzi followed closely behind.

When we arrived at Xishui Town, it was already nine o'clock, and the commercial street was already full of people and traffic. If I had to use one more word, it would be;

The sound of hawking, yelling, and barking of dogs...

and many more!

There were also two shrews scolding each other.

"You bitch."

"You shameless little bastard"

"Who are you talking about? Shameless."

"What about you, shameless bitch."

"The card party smelly bitch, wait for my old lady."

I go!The two old ladies wrestled together.

Zhang Dazhu and Er Gouzi stopped at the entrance of a store. This is also the place where they usually sell garlic, and they have never changed.

No reason, it's just because Zhang Dazhu said that there are a few women on the opposite side who are very plump, so Er Gouzi has no choice but to stay fast, but...

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