country widow

"There's something wrong, isn't it just that the body is hot?" Er Gouzi was a little confused when he heard it, and after thinking about it carefully, he really felt a little reaction. Just now he felt that his little brother was not good, as if he was very energetic .

"You kid still pretended to me, and I already reacted. Don't tell me you didn't, is it really not good?" Zhang Dazhu smirked complacently after finishing speaking.

Er Gouzi scratched his hair, feeling a little embarrassed, raised his head and asked, "If you really drink too much, you really can't vent it."

"Peng..." Zhang Dazhu slapped Er Gouzi on the head, and then scolded: "You idiot, isn't the one next door here? I didn't succeed last time. Today I will give your little brother a boost. It is said that where you fall, you will get up again, why did you fail like a human being!"

The more Zhang Dazhu talked, the angrier he became, he wished he could drink his own bowl, and with a long shotgun, he went straight to Widow Liu's house to let him know how mighty and great we men are.

When Er Gouzi heard the words Widow Liu, his scalp was almost numb. After thinking about what Zhang Dazhu said, it still made sense. When he was about to answer, he saw that Zhang Dazhu had already touched him with a bowl. come over.

"Brother, today I wish you great success and a triumphant return." After Zhang Dazhu finished speaking, he drank it in one gulp.

"Good brother, I'm going to fight it out today." Seeing Zhang Dazhu's pride, Er Gouzi couldn't embarrass him, so he yelled loudly after thinking about it.

Just like that, the two of them drank down a bowl of wine, and walked towards the room until they blushed again and their necks were thick.

When he got to the room, Zhang Dazhu fell asleep and fell asleep. It was probably because the wine was too strong, so he had to take a rest in a while.

"Zhang Dazhu, go and see if Widow Liu is at home." Er Gouzi ordered Zhang Dazhu after a long time.

"Don't ask, you can go directly. If you are lucky, she is at home alone. If you are unlucky, there is probably a man at home. You can just line up first, etc. You can figure it out " Zhang Dazhu said listlessly, he felt a little uncomfortable at the moment, and the yurt in his crotch was also bulging, but his head was a little dizzy.

"Okay Zhang Dazhu, you told me to drink just now, just leave me alone, right? Look at my little brother, he's almost dying!" Er Gouzi shook his hand as he said My little brother found that the swelling was about to burst.

When Zhang Dazhu heard this, he also felt a little embarrassed. After all, this matter was arranged by himself. After thinking about it, a person must have a beginning and an end.

"You son of a bitch, how did I know you as a soft bastard? Wait, I'll call you." Zhang Dazhu got up as he said that, feeling depressed in his heart. Zhang Dazhu shook his head and left to go to Widow Liu's house to see the situation.

When Zhang Dazhu walked to the back, Er Gouzi shouted: "Wait."

"What's the matter!" Zhang Dazhu was a little speechless. There must be too many things about these two dogs. If there is any request, he will simply ignore him.

Er Gouzi walked up to Zhang Dazhu leisurely, with a lewd smile on his face, and said softly to Zhang Dazhu: "When you go, tell Widow Liu that you can wash it up, please?"

"Brother, you should go by yourself. You are asking too much. Even if I agree, I am afraid that Widow Liu will not agree." Zhang Dazhu covered his face with his hands, turned back to the bed, and fell over. There is an urge to die.

"I didn't mean that, it's just that Widow Liu has sex with men every day. What if she gets some kind of disease?" Er Gouzi was quite thoughtful. Took his life.

"Brother, just let it go. This is a rural area, and the conditions are not as good as yours. If you ask like this again, I think the cucumber dishes will be cold!" Zhang Dazhu really didn't dare to look at Er Gouzi directly. Damn this guy does more than piss.

Er Gouzi thought about it and thought it was the same, if he continued to consume it, he would urinate before taking it in like last time, which would really embarrass the man.

"Zhang Dazhu, I'm ready." Er Gouzi said to Zhang Dazhu seriously.

"What's ready?" Zhang Dazhu was a little dizzy when he heard that, what was this kid thinking about.

Er Gouzi leaned in front of Zhang Dazhu, and continued with a smile: "Then I'll make it up today, and see if she's at home."

Er Gouzi kept grabbing his little brother, and found that he couldn't stop at this moment, and he couldn't control it anymore. If he continued like this, he would probably go crazy.

"Are you really ready?" When Zhang Dazhu spoke, he also stood up, without turning his head, and ran towards Widow Liu's house without dragging his feet.

"Oh, I can finally be cool today. Zhang Dazhu's house is really a treasured place of geomantic omen. It has everything, chickens to eat, and women to flirt with. No, it's a widow. I have to make good use of it at one o'clock tonight, and I want to get back to the last time. I can't let Widow Liu look down on me." Er Gouzi covered his fist with one hand and began to swear to himself.

When Zhang Dazhu came back, his face was full of sadness, and he walked in a daze, like a wilted cucumber, with no strength at all, and the expression on his face was even listless.

Er Gouzi saw it, and felt guilty in his heart. If he didn't guess wrong, it is estimated that today's show is over, so he held his mouth and asked Zhang Dazhu: "Brother, what's the matter, is it because Widow Liu refuses to agree?"

Zhang Dazhu raised his head, smiled at Er Gouzi, then turned dark again, and sat down on his own bed with his head down, a little helpless.

"Brother, what did you say, do you want to kill me?" Er Gouzi was almost jumping because of Zhang Dazhu's expression.

Zhang Dazhu sighed deeply, and then said: "Brother, you go, she is waiting for you at home."

"Really!"

"It's true!" Zhang Dazhu raised his head after finishing speaking and wanted to say something, but found that Er Gouzi had disappeared.

"It's a cat, come on, kid, if you screw up this time, Widow Liu will definitely not let you go!" Zhang Dazhu ordered Er Gouzi who was going away, feeling extremely sad in his heart.

"why?"

"Just now Widow Liu insisted on keeping Zhang Dazhu, but Zhang Dazhu was a righteous person, and if he agreed to let Er Gouzi go, then he must let Er Gouzi go, but he was also a person who drank the wine. The stick has become like a rock, and I can't get it off!"