My Beauty Artifact

As night falls, it is time for every household to hold a lantern dinner.

"What did I say? That's right? Go to bed after eating, what else does he do besides eating and sleeping? It's a pig!" A short, fat and dark middle-aged woman sat at the dining table in the living room angrily. , said angrily.

"Slow down, let the children hear..."

"A child? Or a child? He's nineteen, look at him, what can he do? The college entrance examination is just a few days away, and other people's children are studying hard at this time! What about him? He's not heartless someday Sleeping at the desk. That's it, still taking the college entrance examination? What a fart!"

"Sleeping all day, I know I'm sleeping. In my dream, I met his dead ghost parents? Why don't we take him away together? We'll be clean!" the woman gritted her teeth meanly.

The man sitting beside him was smoking a cigarette: "This kid is... just a little lazy and doesn't like to study. Then... you are an aunt, how can you talk like that, right?"

"What am I talking about? How many years? Don't you know how much money you earn for him to go to school? Nana is about to go to college, have you saved a penny? Just like him, why do you let him study? Book, quickly find him a job and let him go out to live by himself! Sleep, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and look at it and get angry!" The woman muttered indignantly, and glared at her husband.

The smoking man lowered his head and remained silent.

"Mom, don't talk about it! My eldest brother may be marrying a beautiful and charming wife in his dream, and he is getting married in the bridal chamber!" A seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl sitting on one side had a look of disdain and ridicule on her face. joked.

"With him like this, how can he still marry a wife? Whoever is blind can give him a disabled girl? It would be great! Why can't you do anything, eat what kind of waste that doesn't have enough, marry a wife? Hmph..."

"That's not sure! Maybe the elder brother is in the dream with which beautiful woman is flirting with me. In the dream, he played chess with Zhou Gong. Zhou Gong gave him a beautiful woman and found me a beautiful sister-in-law. Hehe, how happy!" The girl said. Said loudly, with a mocking smile on his face.

The woman turned her head and glanced in the direction of the bedroom, and spat: "Let's play chess, shall we play chess with Duke Zhou? Just sleep to death! Be with Duke Zhou. I don't believe it. Sleeping all day can make you money." Come on? Just dream in your dreams all day. Useless things, don’t know how to make progress!”

"You can't say that either... Isn't this child under a lot of pressure! After so many years, it's not like you don't know this child's character. "

The woman turned her head aside angrily, and snorted coldly.

"Dreaming! Spring and Autumn Dreams! If Duke Zhou had this ability, there would be no bachelors or poor people in the world! If sleeping can make a fortune, there would be a statue of Duke Zhou in the temple!" The woman snorted and snorted coldly.

The family of three sat in the living room and talked sarcastically. The poor Zhou Gong who was thousands of years ago was also pulled in to ridicule and ridicule. How sad.

However, the person being discussed is lying on the desk in the bedroom at this moment, falling asleep naively...

There was a feeling of lightness, Zhang Chao, who was half asleep and half awake, seemed to feel that his body was slowly floating off the ground and rising slowly...

where is this?Zhang Chao turned his head and looked around in a daze. The surrounding fog was filled, as if he was in a steaming bathroom, and the fairy fog was misty.Turning around in a circle, Zhang Chao vaguely seemed to see an old man in the mist?

"Come...young man, come over here!" The old man waved to Zhang Chao lovingly.

Uh... Zhang Chao walked over and saw the old man's attire, but he was startled.What kind of dress is this?The linen gown was tied with a long belt around the waist, and a handkerchief was placed on top of the bun on the top of the head. Zhang Chao looked at it with dazed eyes, unable to recover.

"Come here and talk... what are you looking at stupidly!" The old man greeted again with some displeasure.

"Old man, who are you? Where are you from? Are you filming?" Zhang Chao asked in bewilderment as he turned his head and searched around in a daze.

"Old man Zhou Gongdan, the world calls me Duke Zhou. Hey, I am really angry with you, and I am so angry!" Duke Zhou said loudly with a heartbroken look on his face.

What?Zhou Gong... Zhang Chao blinked again and again, and for a while, his mind couldn't turn around.This is... a dream?In a dream?

"The woman was talking and mocking you and me in the front hall just now. The old man just came back from a game with Ziya. He was in a good mood, but he didn't want to be so humiliated by a mortal woman! When I met my Duke Zhou in a dream, she said So unbearable! So what about sleep? It is the transformation and sublimation of spiritual consciousness..."

"Stop, that, old man, who do you think you are?" Zhang Chao swallowed violently, stopped the old man's words, and asked stammeringly.

"That's right... old man Zhou Gongdan!"

I go!Zhang Chao grinned, his face covered with cold sweat.Damn, I dreamed of a ghost!

"Nonsense... the old man is a god! Although he is ranked slightly lower in the fairy class, he is still a little fairy. You... you actually said that the old man is a ghost!"

I wipe... He knows what I think!Zhang Chao's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Duke Zhou dumbfounded.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... What are you bringing me here for? Take me to immortality? That's not okay... I'm only nineteen this year, so it's fine to go to heaven and become a god!" Zhang Chao repeated. Said.

"Who is going to take you to heaven to become a god! A mortal who has no power to support you, what kind of god are you? I summoned you here just to show those mortals who are blindfolded. Xiaoxian, don't let others slander you! Kid, I want to accept you as my apprentice and pass on the mantle, are you willing!" Zhou Zheng asked stroking his beard.

Take apprentices?Zhang Chao was stunned for half a second, then quickly nodded with joy on his face: "Okay... this is okay! The key is, what can I learn? Can turning stone into gold? Flying clouds and fog?" Zhang Chao licked his lips with a happy face asked.

Zhou Gong glared: "It's beautiful to think...it's not that easy! I, Zhou Gongdan, is the originator of the fantasy school. What I taught you is naturally the art of creating dreams, controlling dreams, and urging dreams! Once you learn it, you To carry forward this sect, to justify the name of the teacher, you know!"

I rely on rely on!WTF?A fucking hypnotist!Carrying a broken watch, dangling in front of people's eyes while muttering, this kind of hypnosis, I watched too much on TV... I thought Zhou Gong was some kind of amazing person, what amazing spells could he learn? !Zhang Chao couldn't help curling his lips secretly, thinking angrily.