The personal landlord of the beautiful president

"Thirteen, if you don't pay the electricity bill, my mother will cut off your switch at night."

"Thirteen, it's time to pay the water bill. Don't think that the old lady who hides in the room doesn't know, you wretched little otaku."

Early in the morning, Aunt Zhang and Aunt Wang, who collect electricity and water bills, were shaking at the door of Shen Shisan's house.

Shen Shisan had no choice but to throw a pair of stinky socks out of the window, which he couldn't bear to part with, and smoked away the two dedicated aunts.

I am ashamed to say that I am a third-rate university graduate, but I still do as the four-eyed old professors wished, saying that once I graduate, I will not be accepted for street sweeping.

Sure enough, the staff of the street sanitation office exceeded the standard. Shen Shisan plucked up the courage to ask for a job, but was beaten out by more than a dozen aunts with brooms.

"Damn it, college graduates are swollen and worthless?" Shen Shisan turned over from the bed, held his breath, pointed his middle finger upwards, and uttered the word 'fuck'.

After getting up, I washed and brushed, went out and bought two deep-fried dough sticks, ate one in my mouth, pinched one in my hand, took all my belongings to pay the water and electricity bills, and then counted the money in my pocket. The money is enough for a month's living expenses.

In the past, a few hundred yuan was enough for two months of living expenses, but now the shallots are so expensive, even if you mix tofu with shallots all day long, you can’t sustain it.

But Shen Shisan didn't complain much, because he was quite lucky compared to most people. His parents who disappeared inexplicably finally left him a two and a half-story independent small building, and there was still a sum of money just enough for him to finish college. money.

Now that I have finished my university studies, I have to spend that sum of money. At least I still have a place to live, and the only thing I need is to make money to convince myself.

"It's hard to find a job, what should I do?" Shen Shisan squatted on the side of the road in a daze, holding the remaining few hundred dollars.

Just at this time, a beautiful woman stopped in front of him on a bicycle and said, "Hello, are you a resident here?"

Shen Shisan thought she was asking for directions, so he nodded.

The beauty said happily: "Great, then you should be very familiar with this place, can you tell me which one has a house for rent, preferably a single room with a kitchen and bathroom."

"Rent a house? There are people coming to rent a house in a remote community like ours?" Shen Shisan thought to himself, and couldn't help but look at that beautiful woman, with a protruding bulge and a curvy back. She seems to be a student, a student? ? ?

By the way, our neighborhood is not far away...

It turned out that their community was close to the outskirts of the city, with a remote location and inconvenient transportation. Therefore, the residents here had never encountered any renters.

However, with the development of the urban area, the open space in the suburbs has been fully utilized. A large-scale school was built in a certain open space half a year ago. It is said that it is a branch of the famous Tianhua Academy.

After the school was completed, there was no reaction from the community for a while, because the new school has not opened, and there is no one.

But now that August is low, hundreds of teachers and thousands of students rushed to the new school at once.

Because Shen Shisan stayed at home and played computer every day during this time, so he didn't know about it.

Thinking of this, Shen Shisan was stunned, but unexpectedly the beauty shook her head and sighed: "It's pretty pleasing to the eye, but it's a pity that she's a fool." Afterwards, she rode away on a bicycle and went to ask someone else.

"Damn, you have big breasts and no brains." Shen Shisan was depressed for a while, thinking back, he just nodded without saying a word, and with his sloppy appearance, it's no wonder people misunderstood .

Rent a house?By the way, there are so many vacant rooms in my house, hey, beauty, wait a minute, my house, come to my house.

Shen Shisan ran after the beauty, only to see that guy Wang Ergou actually welcomed the beauty into his house for viewing.

"Ergou, you can't, people will come to me first." Shen Shisan couldn't beat Wang Ergou, so he could only stand downstairs in his house mourning without tears.

After a few minutes, the beauty came out again, and Wang Ergou chased after her, staring at the beauty's upturned buttocks and trying to persuade her to stay.

"I'm sorry, the light in that ``` house is too dark, I'd better find another house." Even though Wang Ergou tried to persuade him to stay at a low price, he still pedaled away on his bicycle.

When the beautiful woman passed by Shen Shisan, Shen Shisan didn't stop her, because the house in his house was more sloppy than Wang Ergou's.

Shen Shisan may not be good at reading and raising pigs, but it doesn't mean he's stupid. On the contrary, this guy has a very bright head. The beauty said that the room is not well lit, but it was just a tactful compliment, but she actually thought the house was too old. .

To be precise, the houses here are not old, but because this is not an urban area, residents do not pay attention to the appearance and interior of the houses. To put it bluntly, as long as they can live in people.

However, those students who can enter Tianhua Academy and have the money to rent a house to live in, naturally want to find a clean and comfortable nest.

Shen Shisan returned to his home, turned on the computer, found Brother Du, and searched for the materials and tools needed to paint the wall...

After more than ten minutes, he ran down excitedly, rode on his Phoenix brand bicycle, and rushed to the city.

"San Shisan, what are you doing? Doesn't the director of the neighborhood committee hire you to sweep the streets, and you want to change your career to be a painter?" Wang Ergou looked at the tools and materials Shen Shisan brought back, and laughed.

"Fuck, I'm going to be a charterer soon, so I don't have time to fuck you." Shen Shisan twisted his tools and carried Shuangfei fans into his small courtyard.

The land in the suburbs is worthless, and Shen Shisan's small independent building has a small courtyard built around it.

"Damn, Wang 83, I told you to call me Ergou, don't call me Er`pu." Wang Ergou cursed, and went back to his home, still thinking about the 7-point goddess in the first place.

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Shen Shisan started to get busy, and spent a few hours moving all the things in the house except the bed and other large objects to the yard. Then, according to the boss's instructions, first swept away the spiders and dust on the wall, and then Start painting, so that the painted wall will be white and will not fall off.

In his house, the layout of the first floor is divided into living room, dining room, warehouse, kitchen and bathroom, and a master bedroom.

There are three bedrooms on the second floor, a study room, a bright and bright living room, equipped with toilet and bathroom, plus a small balcony.

The third floor has a European-style half-floor roof and a half-roof. The overall design is very ingenious, and it can be regarded as a small apartment.

Shen Shisan served instant noodles every day, and it took four full days to paint every corner of the room, and now there is only the outer wall left.

The outer wall was covered with ceramic tiles, but since it had not been cleaned for many years, it was covered with a thick layer of dust.Shen Shisan bought a water pipe, connected it from the faucet in the house, went to the roof on the third floor, washed it next to the wall, and then tied a long bamboo pole to a mop, rubbed it next to it, and finally used it again. Rinse with clean water...

"Haha, it's almost as good as new." Shen Shisan looked at the result of his labor, and felt that eating instant noodles for a few more days was worth it.

The inside and outside of the house were brand new, and Shen Shisan scrubbed and washed all the small objects in the yard, including pots, pans, lampshades, benches, and even the gas stove.

While washing these large and small objects, Shen Shisan accidentally found a dragon pattern ring in a small wooden box. It looked a bit simple, and he liked it, so he put it on the ring finger of his right hand.

It's just that I can't take it off after I put it on, and I didn't care about it at the time, and continued to clean and wash those objects.

After Shen Shisan finished all these tasks, he still felt that something was missing.So, at night, I quietly rushed to another cultivation field on the outskirts of the city, stole dozens of flowers and plants, and used the last remaining money to buy dozens of cheap plastic pots, and planted them in soil.

Half a day later, in the yard and on the balcony, the flowers and plants in the pots seemed to be very satisfied with the hard work of the new owner, and they were in full bloom.

"Now I'm waiting for the beautiful school girls to come to the door automatically." Shen Shisan stood outside the house that belonged to him as his only property, drooling from his smile.

Wang Ergou has been watching the changes in his house for the past few days, and now he shouted with admiration: "Brother Thirteen, is this still your house? Are you getting married or what, please let me in and sit down. "

"Fuck off, from now on, except for the pretty girls, everyone in our family will be beaten to death if they dare to get close." Shen Shisan kicked Wang Ergou into the air and fled into his own yard.

After waiting for a long time, but did not wait for a beautiful tenant to come to the door.

This is swollen, if no one comes to rent a house, I will starve to death.Shen Shisan stood on the balcony, anxiously looking at the small road in front of the house with more and more people.

During these busy days, more and more students came to Tianhua branch to report, which led to a large number of obscene men and women renting houses in the community, but no one knocked on the door of Shen Shisan's small courtyard.

It turned out that people really regarded his small building as a villa, thinking that his family was so rich that it was not rare to rent it out.

In addition, that wicked ghost Wang Ergou stayed on the road and took students who rented houses to his home when he encountered them. He also falsely accused Shen Shisan's family that someone had just died.

"Nimma's family will suffer a terrible death, you target ghost." Shen Shisan finally heard what Wang Ergou said, and was furious, but he couldn't beat him. Afraid of his revenge.

"Damn, I'm still a third-rate college student, so I forgot to type in the advertisement." Shen Shisan cursed secretly, quickly found a pen and paper, wrote a rental advertisement, quietly went downstairs, opened the courtyard door, and hung the advertisement on the door superior.

After that, he went back to the second floor in a hurry and lay down on the balcony.

The view from the balcony is excellent. If you are a couple, the door will not be opened, and if you are not a goddess above eight, the door will not be opened.

Right after Shen Shisan put up the rental advertisement, the gate of his small courtyard became very popular. Couples, beauties, and boys gathered around one after another.

"Open your eyes, my hard work has not been in vain." Shen Shisan stood on the balcony watching all this, his mouth crooked.

"Hey, are you the landlord? Come down and open the door. I'll take care of all your house." A boy who looked like a rich second generation finally caught sight of that wretched guy lying on the balcony.

"Damn, don't you have eyes? My rental advertisement is very clear, and I don't want tricky tenants." Shen Shisan yelled loudly.

"This is so awesome, I can't find a tenant with a handle even if I want to." Wang Ergou stood at the door of his house angrily, but all the students who have seen his house, except for leaving a bubble, have nothing else to do. Didn't stay either.

"I'm me, I'm still single, is the interior of your home as beautiful as the exterior?" A fat school girl stepped on her heels and shouted at Shen Shisan.

"The interior of my house is absolutely clean and comfortable, but the door is a bit small. I'm afraid you won't be able to squeeze in, so you'd better save it." Shen Shisan said unhappily.

"Screw your father." The school girl cursed and left, Gao Fushuai also left, and slowly, the students who understood the purpose of this wretched guy like Shen Shisan all left.

But Shen Shisan smiled, because what should come always comes, a little beauty stood at the door, after reading the content of the rental advertisement, she was still banging on the courtyard door.

"Come on." Shen Shisan ran down quickly.