The personal landlord of the beautiful president

Yu Piaopiao was afraid that she could not help crying, so she ran to help with the cooking. With the help of the second daughter, Shen Shisan quickly made a table of meals.

Yu Piaopiao took another bottle of wine for his father, but said: "I didn't let you drink it before because you had to drive. You can drink it in the future, but you still have to drink less."

Yu Hemin nodded like a child, watched the glass fill up, and then chatted and laughed with Shen Shisan to fight for wine.

But after he ate two mouthfuls of food, he didn't care about anything, didn't talk to Shen Shisan, and buried himself in eating, too, after a day of hunger, and with Shen Shisan's extraordinary cooking skills, he didn't even have a plate attached It's not bad to hold it up.

Yu Hemin was obviously too happy today. After eating enough, he drank a lot of wine. He was so drunk that he went to bed first.

Yu Piaopiao and Xiao Na were busy tidying up the dinner table, Shen Shisan still had principles on this point, he was in charge of food, not food.

Tonight is New Year's Eve. After Shen Shisan finished eating, he went to the second floor to watch TV. Yu Hemin lived on the first floor because his legs and feet were inconvenient after the accident. There are two bedrooms on the second floor for Shen Shisan and the others to sleep in. .

Shen Shisan was watching TV in the living room, and he could switch things up and down. Apart from the Spring Festival Gala, it was the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala of CCTV and the Spring Festival Gala of various satellite TVs competed to live broadcast live.

Shen Shisan really can't wait to see this broken Spring Festival Gala that has already deteriorated; in the eyes of the common people, it looks like a chicken rib.

I remember that during the Spring Festival Gala one year, Sister Fei's song "Legend" was not broadcast live, so I don't know why she wanted this show.I still remember a time when a group of children rehearsed a chorus for two months, but when it came to the Spring Festival Gala, some shooting leaders even ordered people to lip-sync, that is, let the children lip-sync and not make any noise.

I don't know why those leaders who have gone through the years do this?What are they afraid of affecting?What are they trying to embody, embody perfection?Is there perfection in the world?Even if the children's chorus is not perfect, isn't that the perfect place?A group of children rehearsed hard for two months, and in the end they listened to false voice lip-syncing on the stage like a piece of wood. Who will understand the damage to their young hearts, and their future outlook on life is destined to be filled with big shit in their heads. The idiots are alive and twisted.

"Hey, the Spring Festival Gala I used to talk about is now as embarrassing as a movie in my childhood. I feel aggrieved and urgent to urinate." Shen Shisan changed a lot of channels, and finally he could only throw the remote control aside depressed.

Yu Piaopiao walked over, took the remote control in his hand, and said with a smile: "Then let's find some programs to play by ourselves?"

"That's a good idea." Xiao Na agreed.

"What are you playing for?" Shen Shisan wondered, it's winter now, and it's unrealistic to play off-clothes, I can't stand it, and you can't stand it even more.

"You wait, I'll get the chessboard." Yu Piaopiao smiled and went into her bedroom, rummaged for a while, and took out one of the few toys she had as a child.

"Flying chess?" Shen Shisan opened his eyes wide. He had heard of Nian playing cards and mahjong to cheat gold flowers, but he had never heard of playing flying chess.

"Hehe, if we lose one step, we will be punished with a drink. If you want to lose ```" Yu Piaopiao smiled with her lips pursed.

"How?" Shen Shisan asked in a cold sweat.

"Kneel on the remote control!" Yu Piaopiao laughed and placed the remote control at Shen Shisan's feet.

"Okay, I totally agree. Now it's Hunan Satellite TV. If you change the channel, you're dead." Xiao Na laughed.

Seeing that Shen Shisan hesitated, Xiao Na leaned into Shen Shisan's ear and said, "Have you heard the true meaning of ape dung?"

"You mean fate?" Shen Shisan became serious.

Xiao Na nodded and said with a smile: "The true meaning is to get yourself drunk and give others a chance. Do you want to play?"

"Play!" Shen Shisan nodded fiercely.

Flying chess, speaking of it, few people know how to play it anymore. In this era and in this society, everyone is taking the high-end route. Those who can still remember flying chess are considered good.

Three people surrounded the chessboard, each holding a small handjob, Yu Piaopiao threw the dice first, 3 o'clock, yes, three moves.

Then Xiao Na threw a 5.

"Hehe, it's great." Xiao Na jumped up happily, and she threw 5 points just after she set off. Take three more steps.

"Even if you throw a 6, you are two steps behind me, just wait for the remote control." Xiao Na proudly said when she took the handy machine to the eighth step.

"God, let me throw a 5 o'clock too." Shen Shisan worshiped God.

"You might as well worship Brother Chun, look, Hunan Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala called Brother Chun." Xiao Na pointed to the TV and said.

"Damn, what is 'it', for the rest of my life I can't figure out whether it is a man or a woman, how do I worship it?" Shen Shisan worried.

When it's over, I firmly don't believe in Brother Chun, believe in God, no, God and Zhao Benshan are in the same group, and it's not reliable to believe in him, let's believe in Tathagata, how can he take pictures of the old grandson with a single palm.Shen Shisan chanted about Tathagata and threw out the plug.

"...Damn, a little??" Shen Shisan looked at the dice that settled after a few laps, as if he couldn't believe his eyes, I am a sincere person, Tathagata, don't you understand the thoughts in my heart? ?

He forgot that the Tathagata was a monk and an old ancestor who was jealous, so how could he have the opportunity to get drunk with a lot of beautiful women.

Shen Shisan pitifully took the little handjob one step away.

"Kneel!" The two beauties almost laughed, and pointed to the remote control under their feet.

"This is not good, so many book fans are watching, making me kneel on the remote control will cause public outrage." Shen Shisan said dryly.

"Don't play anymore, men are the most dishonest." Xiao Na pouted, wrapping her hands around her towering chest, trying to get angry.

"Okay, can I kneel?" Shen Shisan gritted his teeth angrily, and stuffed the remote control under his knees, but he was sitting cross-legged, and the second daughter was also sitting cross-legged, as if the three hadn't grown up yet. Teeth children around the chess game.

"You are irregular, your butt is off the ground." Yu Piaopiao pointed to Shen Shisan's cross-legged posture and corrected it.

"Damn girl, you don't give your husband face at all, do you?" Shen Shisan can't wait to have her executed on the spot.

"```" Yu Piaopiao stuck out her little tongue in fright, and stopped being serious with Shen Shisan.

However, Xiao Na stretched out her hand and slapped Shen Shisan's ass hard. Shen Shisan raised her butt in pain and pressed her knee on the remote control.After that, Hunan Satellite TV transferred to Jiangsu Satellite TV, and Hunan Spring Festival Gala became Jiangsu Spring Festival Gala.

"I fucked him as an immortal, instead of Brother Chun, why did Gong Lingna come out again?" Shen Shisan was stunned. Gong Daxian in the Jiangsu Spring Festival Gala was performing her song that made everyone panic.

"I'm really nervous." Shen Shisan was a little bit dumbfounded, and didn't dare to move his knees to change channels, otherwise, he might have replaced the fucking kid surnamed Li to sing military songs.

Next, Yu Piaopiao, who was sitting cross-legged, lost the dice again.

"Haha, it's 2 o'clock, not bad." Yu Piaopiao said happily, although it was only [-] o'clock, he walked two steps, but he also entered the acceleration station, walked three more steps, and caught up with Xiao Na.

But then it was Xiao Na's turn to lose the dice, she lost her confidence, 4 o'clock, not bad, shen Shen Shisan fell by a large margin.

"It's your turn." The second daughter Qi looked at Shen Shisan.

Shen Shisan doesn't worship anyone this time, who can he worship while kneeling on the remote control?Nima go you!With a loud roar, he threw the dice out.

Note to readers:

Along the way, I have loved ones who have continued to give rewards, I am very comforted, one word: thank you!I also wish my subscription can slowly get better