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Gold, easy, the tools on the car, just take a wrench and it will be gold.

Water is also easy. There is a box of mineral water in the car, just take a bottle.

Wood is also easy, there are all trees around here, pick up a few branches.

The soil is also easy, just scratching the ground is mud.

Is this the fire?Persimmon leaned to Xiaopang's side: "Give me the lighter."

"Don't you have it?" Xiaopang stared at him.

Persimmon confidently reached out to take out his pocket: "Your lighter is red, and mine is black. It's almost out of gas."

"Hey, you want to say that it's convenient for you to keep smoking by yourself."

After waiting for Shi Zi to prepare these five items, he called Uncle Lingzi. [

"Uncle Zero, things are ready." Persimmon said.

The words of Uncle Lingzi came from the mobile phone: "You stand in the center of the temple, use the compass, uh, you just turn on the compass of the mobile phone, face the angle, and use these five things to form a circle in the order of mutual generation. Just bury things in the ground, bury them shallower, and put a layer of soil on top."

"Yeah, I got it."

"Call me if you have any questions." Uncle Ling hung up the phone just like that.This formation is very simple, but for ordinary ghosts, it is quite powerful.Now that he has decided to let Persimmon get in touch with these things, let's start simple and believe he can do it.

Persimmon hung up the phone and frowned as he looked at the temple.How do you know that the temple is the center?He told Xiaopang about this formation.Xiaopang also thought for a while before he thought of the positioning system in the phone.He said: "Use a positioning system. Measure the distance between the two of us. Since it is an equidistant distance, I stand in the center of the temple, you walk around, and you look at the screen. You are always equidistant from me. Think again. Degrees will do.”

"It's doable. Let's do it."

Then it took them a full hour and a half to get the formation right.Waiting for them to settle down, they drove the car a little further away from the temple, sat in the car, drank mineral water, and watched the movement over there with binoculars.

Xiaopang said: "Psimmon, do you think your formation is reliable?"

"It should work. I didn't make any mistakes. The order of the Five Elements is correct, the burial is also very shallow, and the representative objects of the Five Elements are not wrong."

"I still think it's a little unreliable. Just burying a few small things like this will work?"

"I don't know, let me tell you my opinion. In fact, the trick taught by Uncle Zero is a practical method of the five-element formation. I have seen Chen Gebu's formation. He directly uses the five-element flag to stick on the ground, and then wraps it with a red thread Passing the Five Elements Flag. It looks like that. Let Brother Chen come over to re-arrange the formation tomorrow. Otherwise, I won’t worry about it.”

"Five-element flag? The one on TV?"

"Well, the kind you see in ghost movies."

"Think about it, if the owner is not a ghost, but a living person, is he afraid of those little flags? He kicks it and he solves it. It's still good. At least he won't be seen through at first glance."

"Well, that's right. By the way, fat, what about lunch? It's too far away, no hotel will deliver food." [

Xiaopang reached out and pulled out two bags from the back seat bag of the car, and said, "Dry food, let's eat."

When the persimmon was opened, it was really dry food.Just a few steamed buns that have been cold for a long time, and he also knows that Xiaopang bought these steamed buns this morning.At that time, Persimmon thought that Fatty was going to eat it as a snack in the morning, and he didn't think about lunch at all.

Fatty looked at Persimmon's stinky face, and said, "Let me just say, just like you, being a policeman is also a small policeman in the district. Isn't it just to eat some dry food? What kind of face is this? You know that I followed my dad and was arrested. When the special forces trained like that, did I eat anything? Earthworms! Grasshoppers!"

"Okay, okay!" Persimmon took two mouthfuls of the mineral water in his hand with the steamed buns in his hand: "Don't talk about these things all day long. I know you are amazing. I also ate grasshoppers when I was a child. I still remember when I was a kid. When you and I, you and the rookie, caught small grasshoppers on the school lawn and roasted them on the candles. At that time, the rookie didn't dare to eat it, or you suppressed him, and I just stuffed it in his mouth. The rookie..."

Persimmon's words were broken just like that, and he let out a long breath.Cai said: "If we hadn't bought the rookie in advance, do you think the rookie would have become the fodder for that stone?"

Xiaopang held a dry steamed bun, chewed it and said: "Don't think about it. Aren't we just avenging the rookie now? When the revenge is over, we will smash the 'now', I don't believe that Boss Zang can be so awesome. If he refuses to save him, I will give him a rescue even if he dies. Even if the rookie can’t be brought back to life, at least let him go away.”

"The wife of the rookie, did she give birth to a boy or a girl? Let's go and express our condolences after the Chinese New Year."

"Well, let's see what his wife's plan is. We've done our best with a bigger red envelope."

"That year, the rookie got a red envelope at my house during the Chinese New Year, and then lost all bead games to me. Do you remember?"

"remember."

……

They just chatted like this, chatting all day, until the sky was gray, and they drove away.It is not they who guard at night, but the Five Elements Array.Although they also knew that their plan had too many loopholes, but if the monitoring was too strict, then there would be no clue if the master didn't show up.

They chatted for a day, and Brother Chen also had a day of pain.

Brother Chen went out to buy a bed in the morning.In the furniture city, those little sisters who bought beds had wicked eyes.As soon as he saw Brother Chen appearing, he immediately introduced various double beds.Also overpriced beds.That budget is much higher than Brother Chen's plan.

Brother Chen is rich, but he has no habit of spending money.So I was not satisfied with introducing the luxurious big bed to those little sisters.His excuse was: "My room is too small to fit such a big bed."

"It's okay, this bed has a bedside table, you can clear out the desk in the room."

"My home is a residential area, and the doors of the suite are very small, so I can't get in this bed."

"Our bed can be disassembled, and everything can be carried to your room for you to assemble again."

"I'm a high-rise, and I take the elevator. Even if it is demolished, it will be difficult to enter the elevator at this length."

"Our workers can take the stairs, or hang from the balcony on the machine."

In the end, Brother Chen bought a bed for more than 7 yuan.When people got into the small room, they realized that it was a situation of going to bed as soon as the door was opened.But the beds are all bought back, so they can’t be returned, right?That's all.

Brother Chen called Shizi, and Shizi said happily: "Brother Chen, thank you, thank you. Thank you for sacrificing your appearance to help me invite my master. Well, tonight we will have dinner at the xx hotel to celebrate Miss Xingfu joined us."

Brother Chen was puzzled, it seemed that Happiness had invited them to join the party before.But they usually eat out a lot, so he just doesn't care.

This meal of wine is still the food ordered by Happiness.Because when Xiaopang and Persimmon came back from that county, it was already eight o'clock.Xingfu and Brother Chen arrived at the hotel after six o'clock, ordered food, and waited for others.Dinner was not served until eight o'clock.

At the dinner table, Persimmon offered tea to Sister Xingfu very formally, and said, "Sister Xingfu, I will rely on you to teach me how to defend myself in the future."

"I'm not qualified to accept apprentices." Happiness said.He was a little surprised by Persimmon's formal appearance.Although she had also heard what Uncle Zero meant, but if it was so formal, it wouldn't be easy to fool around.

"No matter what, I will learn from you. Sister Xingfu, you can teach me a few more tricks to save my life." Afterwards, Shi Zi talked about today's five-element formation again, and asked Sister Xingfu's opinion.

Happiness said: "As long as you count the grids of the compass correctly. Basically, there is no problem." After finishing speaking, Happiness hesitated for a while before saying: "I heard, that is to say, your grandfather still has the old Cen There are many treasures picked up in the village. You go home that day to see if there is a compass. Or other treasures. If you can find it, it will be yours."

Persimmon responded, and said, "I'll look for it tomorrow. Let Xiaopang and Brother Chen guard it tomorrow. But I guess the owner of that stone is a ghost, and it won't pass by during the day at all."

"My instinct is too!" Xiaopang said.Or they have been waiting for two days, and there is no suspicious person?

Brother Chen said: "I also agree with this view."

Happiness also expressed his opinion: "I feel the same way. In fact, my intuition is that it is Gui Yi himself. Otherwise, there are so many powerful people in this world."

Waiting for them to return home, Brother Chen opened the door very embarrassedly, allowing happiness to enter the room.But Xingfu stood in front of the door, looked at the big bed that occupied most of the room, and said distressedly: "Brother Chen, why did you buy such a big bed?"

Originally, when it was time to replace it, Happiness thought, at best, it would be to replace Qu Censhi’s original 1.2m by 1.8m crib when he was a child, and a 1.8m by [-]m bed would be enough.But looking at such a big bed now, it is still a leather bed, which is beyond imagination.

Persimmon, who was also standing by the door, said, "It's great, our family picked up Xiaopang's water bed, and now we can pick up Brother Chen's leather bed."

Xiaopang's mouth was relatively cheap, and he grabbed Brother Chen's shoulder with one hand and said, "Brother Chen, don't make such a loud noise tonight. Brother is still guarding the empty room alone. Tsk tsk, with such a big bed, the most suitable thing to do is It's been three hundred rounds."

After taking a bath at night and calming down, and only Brother Chen and Xingfu were in the room, Xingfu in pajamas asked, "How much is this bed?"

"More than 7."

"Brother Chen, are you going to buy a bed worth [-] yuan for our wedding bed?"

Happiness is just saying that casually, but what he didn't expect was that Brother Chen really bought an expensive bed when she was waiting for her to get married.Although there are not 8, there are more than [-].