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Qu Censhi let out a long breath, he knew in his heart that he shouldn't blame Xiaopang.After all, Xiaopang's words are just a joke in the homes of ordinary people.Parents will not care at all if they hear a few words about their children at most.But it's different here with his parents.The things inside have been concealed for so many years, so he doesn't know.If he had known, he would never have said so.

After he figured it out, he looked at Xiaopang next to him. He blocked part of the stove to make him look bigger.Qu Censhi pushed him, let him sit down, and said: "I don't blame you, I didn't tell you. Fatty, I'm a devil, but my parents love me very much. They hoped that I could Like an ordinary child. Live a good life, stay away from these supernatural things, and then get married and have children. Everything is the most ordinary. Even, I will live with Uncle Zero every year as a godson. But They have never taught me these things. The tricks I know are all stolen from Uncle Zero. This time I checked something, and they were actually very upset. But since they have fallen into it Now, what else can I do?"

"So, your parents won't like it, you have two goblin girlfriends." Xiaopang said, he paused, and then said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't think of this."

"Forget it, I don't know what's going on with Jingjing and Tiansi. We can't just assume that they are fairies. We have to figure out a way to prove it. Hey, aren't you afraid? I mean, I Is it the devil's business?"

Xiaopang stared at Qu Censhi and was stunned for a moment, before he slapped him on the back: "***, tell me this? Even if you are the Jade Emperor, in my eyes you are still the one who compares me to peeing, You little brat who always loses."

"Hey! What are you talking nonsense about? When did I ever lose? It was you who lost, okay? In kindergarten, you were the one who lost. Later in high school, you still lost."

"You said it the other way around. How about we compete now?"

"It's better than that. Uh, go over there!" Qu Censhi looked around, then pointed to a dark corner farther away, and passed by with a flashlight.After all, I drank beer just now, and it's time to put water on it now.

When girls go to the toilet together, they will gossip.When boys go to pee together, they will shoot higher and farther than anyone else.Beside the mud pile where the house had collapsed, the two compared each other and joked a few words before Qu Censhi suddenly said: "You said that if I die suddenly, my grandparents will be very sad."

"Why do you say this?"

"Isn't the Buddha beads in my hand? It shouldn't be long before ghosts or monsters will come looking for them. By the way, little fat, if I die, you must ask Uncle Zero to look at my body. Burnt. Make him pay attention to the bracelet on my wrist."

"What frustrating words are you talking about?" Xiaopang couldn't listen anymore.

"I'm serious. Also, from tomorrow onwards, you've been following me. If there's anything wrong with me, you've got to bring it up. Make a note of what's special about me every day. If something really happens to me, just Give these to Uncle Zero."

"Let him avenge you?"

"Maybe. But he's more likely to get me back. That's why my dad gave me this bracelet. It's my last resort. If it doesn't work, at least I won't die."

On this night in **, they faced a problem.Small tent, just enough for two people to lie down side by side.In the past, when Qu Censhi came here, it was always summer, and there was only one blanket in summer.And this time, he was obviously not prepared for winter, so he brought two woolen blankets.In this kind of winter, wool blankets are really not good at keeping warm.

In the small tent, Qu Censhi huddled under the woolen blanket, and the ground was covered with a firm and moisture-proof blanket, but it was still cold. "Little Fatty," he said, "Are you cold? I was negligent. I used to come here in summer, and only one blanket was enough. Now I realize that I should have bought two sleeping bags."

Xiaopang huddled on the other side, and the sound of chattering teeth could be heard.He usually wears less clothes than Xiaopang, and now his ability to keep out the cold is even lower. "Okay, isn't it just for one night? I used to follow my dad, and it was colder than here."

After being silent for a while, Qu Censhi still sat up, dragged the smokeless stove over a bit, and turned up the heat to make it warmer.But put the stove over, there is no place to sleep.

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Xiaopang also sat up.

Qu Censhi wrapped the blanket tightly around himself, and said, "Sit for one night. I have to think about it, tidy up the room behind the ancestral hall and put a quilt on it. It can be used later."

"Is this the place? Put your quilt for a year, and when you come back next year, there will be bugs and mold. It's a waste of money." When he said these words, Xiaopang had already leaned over and pulled Qu Censhi away. The blanket on his body, under his suspicious eyes, put two blankets on the two of them together, and the two of them were so close, leaning on each other, the blanket wrapped their bodies.

"It should be warmer this way." Xiaopang said, "Actually, people keep warm like burning charcoal. A piece of charcoal will not be hot no matter how you burn it. But when two pieces are put together, it will be much more prosperous." Talking At the time, he stretched out his hand and climbed onto Qu Censhi's shoulder, bringing the two closer.

Qu Censhi looked away.Suddenly, he remembered what his mother said just now, telling him not to learn from Uncle Lingzi.It's just that in what age, same-sex marriage has been recognized by law.In his opinion, apart from the fact that Uncle Ling and Uncle Mo have no children of their own, there is nothing wrong with them.

They are all brothers, and they hugged Xiaopang before, but they didn't think of it at that time.He gave his mother such a reminder today, and he felt that the posture of the two of them is too ambiguous now.

Xiaopang leaned his head next to his head, and the two heads leaned against each other like this, so Xiaopang fell asleep.Squinting his eyes, he saw that Xiaopang had closed his eyes.

Qu Censhi smiled wryly, it seemed that he was thinking too much.He also slowly closed his eyes.Anyway, in this village, there is no danger.There are no animals, no people, and occasionally a ghost appears, and his parents guard them.

After the two fell asleep, the two ghosts on the hillside over there became uneasy seeing the faint light here.

Cen Zuhang was wearing a thick coat his son burned for him last year, and holding a brush in his hand, he was drawing yellow symbols on a big rock.

Sitting beside him is Wang Keren.She was wearing the same style of jacket as Cen Zuhang.This was also burned by her son.In fact, what Qu Censhi burned to them was a couple outfit.She didn't look at her husband's talisman, but instead looked at the bright light over there.

Cen Zuhang didn't take his eyes off the yellow talisman, but said in his mouth: "If you want to see your son, go and have a look. At worst, let him go to bed tomorrow morning and go back in the afternoon."

"This...isn't convenient."

"Why is it inconvenient?"

"When Lingzi came, didn't he say that he married Master Mo? Same-sex marriage, this... Persimmon and Xiaopang..."

"Didn't they say it? They didn't. Just now Xiaopang said that our son has a girlfriend."

"But……"

"Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, dear, don't think too much about it. You will send these to your son in a while. If he falls asleep, please leave a note in the tent. This is what I remember. A spell against demons. Demons and ghosts are different."

"Well, oh~ what if that's the case? What if our son finds a man, or a goblin in this life?"

"What else? It's good for him to be happy." Cen Zuhang finished writing the talisman, stood up, looked at the dark Cenjia Village, and said: "The Cen family, on the night I died more than 60 years ago, already The family is exterminated. The remaining ones don’t count. Persimmon is a gift I never dared to think about. It is the best gift you gave me. Whatever the family does, he is happy."

Wang Keren looked at her husband for a long time before bursting out with a smile: "It seems like I don't love our children so much. Well, he just needs to be happy."