urban extreme madness
75. Paste Qin Jie's cold ass
"What's going on?" The captain glanced at it, and asked aggressively, "Want to fight?"
"Report to the government!" All the prisoners stood up immediately, puffing out their chests in unison: "We didn't fight!"
"Didn't fight? Then what's going on with you guys? Are you stupid or am I stupid?" The team leader glanced at the whole room and said in a deep voice.
"Report sir, we really didn't cause any trouble. If you don't believe me, you can ask him." The wretched man stood up straight and said loudly. He was afraid that Qin Jie would say something nonsense when he came here for the first time, so he kept going to him from time to time when he was talking. Qin Jie winked at the other side, meaning to ask Qin Jie not to say anything bad. In the past, things like this have happened many times before, but any smarter person will definitely say something according to the words of the wretched man. We did nothing but say nothing about the abuse we were being subjected to.In this way, after the duty officer left, this person may be accepted, and he will not be treated too much, and gradually he will become a member of this place.On the contrary, this person will be regarded as ignorant by everyone, and will be crazily abused by all the prisoners.
What duty officer is here.It was temporary.He won't be here watching you 24 hours a day.He has to go to sleep.He has to go to the toilet.Then you're out of luck.Those criminals won't let you die, and you will be given a heavier punishment. Although they won't let you die, they will make your life worse than death.
The captain naturally understood the meaning of this.He immediately asked Qin Jie with a serious expression, "Is that so?"
For a moment, everyone looked at Qin Jie.I'm afraid that Qin Jie said something that shouldn't be said.Qin Jie may not know it, but they have stayed here for a long time, and there are clear rules here that no fighting is allowed here.If it happens, then those great punishments will be waiting for you.Even if something happened to one of the people here, it doesn't matter here, as long as something happens, everyone in the whole cell will be punished.
So usually nothing.If someone on duty or some leader came to watch, they wouldn't say that.The person in front of him obviously belongs to the latter possibility.It's so late that this big man is still coming here, and it's obviously aimed at Qin Jie.They don't know if this is Qin Jie's visit or Qin Jie's friend.So now they are afraid that what Qin Jie said will make them punished. You know, that kind of feeling is not good.
So obviously Qin Jie became the focus here.Qin Jie is related to the life and death of this place, which makes them have to be afraid or have to worry. In their eyes, Qin Jie is still a little ass.
Qin Jie was obviously not the little ass in their eyes, he said blankly: "It's not wrong. We are fighting"
Now everyone in the whole cell could not help but pull their faces.They really want to die.They were even more cruel to Qin Jie.
Bazi was also taken aback, seeing the doubts in Qin Jie's eyes fully written on his face.
"Yes, that's fine." The team leader paused, looked around and said, "Come on, what are the punishments for those who fight according to the regulations?"
"According to the regulations, the first time offenders will be punished as a collective deprivation of a meal." The monitor on duty who came in immediately stood up and said, "Very good. Then you execute it immediately." The team leader said, "Wait a minute..." The officer on duty was He wanted to take action but was interrupted loudly by Qin Jie. This made everyone even more stupid. They couldn't understand what Qin Jie wanted to do. Could it be that he wanted to increase the punishment?Grandma would not have let him eat so much if she had known earlier, she should have beaten him all over the place to find his teeth early in the morning.So some people got a little excited thinking about this very bad idea in their hearts, even the brigand captain was stunned at this moment.He found that his head couldn't keep up with Qin Jie's thinking. "I haven't finished talking just now. Yes, we are fighting but we are not fighting. We are playing a game. We are playing cross-eyed." Qin Jie Smiled, "Is this officer also interested? If so, we don't mind playing with you."
"Cross-eyed?" The team leader asked suspiciously, hearing what he said, Qin Jie couldn't help but understand.He doesn't understand what cross-eyed is.
"Cross-eye crossing is a game played in the eastern province of Guangdong. It's a very simple game. It's a competition between us who can persist until the end without blinking." Qin Jie smiled and said, "Huh" those criminals People couldn't help but let out a big breath.They really sweated a lot for Qin Jie just now.Grandma's person is too scary.You must know that our weak minds cannot be frightened by you like this.Unknowingly, these prisoners have described themselves as a very weak existence.You must know that they usually talk loudly and loudly about how nb they are, but now they are pretending to be very angry with Qin Jie, which means that they are now like a little girl who has been angry. Same as daughter-in-law.
They couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Obediently. .They are afraid of Qin Jie now, there is no way this master is really too nb.He can play tricks on even this important person for a while, so to them, people like Qin Jie are not afraid.But now as long as Qin Jie doesn't say anything bad, it will be fine.No matter what he says.
But after hearing Qin Jie finished speaking, he couldn't help being surprised by Qin Jie, and at the same time secretly laughed at Qin Jie's words.This man is so talented.This fighting competition can also make such a big talk.What's more, he didn't blush when he said it. The most important thing is that what he said was so reasonable and well-founded that no one would suspect that there was something wrong with what he said.At this time, everyone felt that Qin Jie was too good at fooling people, and that he could fool people to such an extent, that was quite remarkable.
On the other hand, Bazi was even more secretly amused, he almost burst out laughing, but he almost didn't laugh out loud.He couldn't help looking at Qin Jie secretly from the corner of his eyes, but now he saw Qin Jie with a calm expression.It seemed that he was doing a very ordinary thing just now, and he didn't look like he was talking to a police officer than himself at all.This shocked him even more.Such a calmness at such a young age.This calmness alone has already defeated many people of this age.
This made Bazi nod slightly to Qin Jie, and kept admiring in his heart, "It's really a hero. It seems that I am old."
However, the captain's children's shoes turned green when they heard these words.Panting heavily.
this. .Isn't this obviously playing with yourself?Grandma doesn’t have someone like you, but I’m also a captain.Now being tricked by you little brat, this. .Let the news spread, put your old face there.The captain thought about how he was being played by him in order to let Qin Jie go, and now he was so angry that he was about to burst out.
The team leader couldn't help but smiled wryly, this is the legend of putting his hot face on Qin Jie's cold ass.
Vote for pk to support the author and get points and k beans
"Report to the government!" All the prisoners stood up immediately, puffing out their chests in unison: "We didn't fight!"
"Didn't fight? Then what's going on with you guys? Are you stupid or am I stupid?" The team leader glanced at the whole room and said in a deep voice.
"Report sir, we really didn't cause any trouble. If you don't believe me, you can ask him." The wretched man stood up straight and said loudly. He was afraid that Qin Jie would say something nonsense when he came here for the first time, so he kept going to him from time to time when he was talking. Qin Jie winked at the other side, meaning to ask Qin Jie not to say anything bad. In the past, things like this have happened many times before, but any smarter person will definitely say something according to the words of the wretched man. We did nothing but say nothing about the abuse we were being subjected to.In this way, after the duty officer left, this person may be accepted, and he will not be treated too much, and gradually he will become a member of this place.On the contrary, this person will be regarded as ignorant by everyone, and will be crazily abused by all the prisoners.
What duty officer is here.It was temporary.He won't be here watching you 24 hours a day.He has to go to sleep.He has to go to the toilet.Then you're out of luck.Those criminals won't let you die, and you will be given a heavier punishment. Although they won't let you die, they will make your life worse than death.
The captain naturally understood the meaning of this.He immediately asked Qin Jie with a serious expression, "Is that so?"
For a moment, everyone looked at Qin Jie.I'm afraid that Qin Jie said something that shouldn't be said.Qin Jie may not know it, but they have stayed here for a long time, and there are clear rules here that no fighting is allowed here.If it happens, then those great punishments will be waiting for you.Even if something happened to one of the people here, it doesn't matter here, as long as something happens, everyone in the whole cell will be punished.
So usually nothing.If someone on duty or some leader came to watch, they wouldn't say that.The person in front of him obviously belongs to the latter possibility.It's so late that this big man is still coming here, and it's obviously aimed at Qin Jie.They don't know if this is Qin Jie's visit or Qin Jie's friend.So now they are afraid that what Qin Jie said will make them punished. You know, that kind of feeling is not good.
So obviously Qin Jie became the focus here.Qin Jie is related to the life and death of this place, which makes them have to be afraid or have to worry. In their eyes, Qin Jie is still a little ass.
Qin Jie was obviously not the little ass in their eyes, he said blankly: "It's not wrong. We are fighting"
Now everyone in the whole cell could not help but pull their faces.They really want to die.They were even more cruel to Qin Jie.
Bazi was also taken aback, seeing the doubts in Qin Jie's eyes fully written on his face.
"Yes, that's fine." The team leader paused, looked around and said, "Come on, what are the punishments for those who fight according to the regulations?"
"According to the regulations, the first time offenders will be punished as a collective deprivation of a meal." The monitor on duty who came in immediately stood up and said, "Very good. Then you execute it immediately." The team leader said, "Wait a minute..." The officer on duty was He wanted to take action but was interrupted loudly by Qin Jie. This made everyone even more stupid. They couldn't understand what Qin Jie wanted to do. Could it be that he wanted to increase the punishment?Grandma would not have let him eat so much if she had known earlier, she should have beaten him all over the place to find his teeth early in the morning.So some people got a little excited thinking about this very bad idea in their hearts, even the brigand captain was stunned at this moment.He found that his head couldn't keep up with Qin Jie's thinking. "I haven't finished talking just now. Yes, we are fighting but we are not fighting. We are playing a game. We are playing cross-eyed." Qin Jie Smiled, "Is this officer also interested? If so, we don't mind playing with you."
"Cross-eyed?" The team leader asked suspiciously, hearing what he said, Qin Jie couldn't help but understand.He doesn't understand what cross-eyed is.
"Cross-eye crossing is a game played in the eastern province of Guangdong. It's a very simple game. It's a competition between us who can persist until the end without blinking." Qin Jie smiled and said, "Huh" those criminals People couldn't help but let out a big breath.They really sweated a lot for Qin Jie just now.Grandma's person is too scary.You must know that our weak minds cannot be frightened by you like this.Unknowingly, these prisoners have described themselves as a very weak existence.You must know that they usually talk loudly and loudly about how nb they are, but now they are pretending to be very angry with Qin Jie, which means that they are now like a little girl who has been angry. Same as daughter-in-law.
They couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.Obediently. .They are afraid of Qin Jie now, there is no way this master is really too nb.He can play tricks on even this important person for a while, so to them, people like Qin Jie are not afraid.But now as long as Qin Jie doesn't say anything bad, it will be fine.No matter what he says.
But after hearing Qin Jie finished speaking, he couldn't help being surprised by Qin Jie, and at the same time secretly laughed at Qin Jie's words.This man is so talented.This fighting competition can also make such a big talk.What's more, he didn't blush when he said it. The most important thing is that what he said was so reasonable and well-founded that no one would suspect that there was something wrong with what he said.At this time, everyone felt that Qin Jie was too good at fooling people, and that he could fool people to such an extent, that was quite remarkable.
On the other hand, Bazi was even more secretly amused, he almost burst out laughing, but he almost didn't laugh out loud.He couldn't help looking at Qin Jie secretly from the corner of his eyes, but now he saw Qin Jie with a calm expression.It seemed that he was doing a very ordinary thing just now, and he didn't look like he was talking to a police officer than himself at all.This shocked him even more.Such a calmness at such a young age.This calmness alone has already defeated many people of this age.
This made Bazi nod slightly to Qin Jie, and kept admiring in his heart, "It's really a hero. It seems that I am old."
However, the captain's children's shoes turned green when they heard these words.Panting heavily.
this. .Isn't this obviously playing with yourself?Grandma doesn’t have someone like you, but I’m also a captain.Now being tricked by you little brat, this. .Let the news spread, put your old face there.The captain thought about how he was being played by him in order to let Qin Jie go, and now he was so angry that he was about to burst out.
The team leader couldn't help but smiled wryly, this is the legend of putting his hot face on Qin Jie's cold ass.
Vote for pk to support the author and get points and k beans
You'll Also Like
-
Female supremacy: After the beauty counterattack, the senior sister regretted it
Chapter 192 7 hours ago -
Pokémon: Start as a Pirate!
Chapter 387 7 hours ago -
At the beginning, take down the protagonist's mother and get a double pupil as a reward
Chapter 138 7 hours ago -
Start with full cooking skills, make money and become a lord
Chapter 453 7 hours ago -
After breaking off the relationship, I plundered the fake young master's talent
Chapter 438 7 hours ago -
Weird Taoism: I became a god in a strange world
Chapter 1089 7 hours ago -
Football: I got off to a lucky start and I scored a lot of goals
Chapter 192 7 hours ago -
In Honkai Star Rail: I'm invincible with cheats.
Chapter 176 17 hours ago -
Cultivators in Honkai: Star Rail, join the chat group.
Chapter 281 17 hours ago -
Broadcast of the original amazing plot of Honkai: Star Rail: Starting from Pino Cone
Chapter 290 17 hours ago