Enchanter

No.13 Funeral Parlor

From the second hand, Yin Hui could see that Tang Yan's level of playing poker was really not good.Except for one of her cards that was really good and one of his cards that was really bad, the other eight out of ten were all lost.

"What's going on? I used to win in poker." Tang Yan refused to admit defeat.

"In the past, others were giving way to you." Yin Hun said with a smile.

"No, come again."

"Ok!"

After ten fights, Tang Yan only won one.

"Forget it, I'm not coming, I'm getting more and more angry." Tang Yan put down the cards and leaned on the sofa.

"Hahahahaha." Yin Hun laughed and said, "Otherwise, I'll give you two?"

"I don't want it!" Tang Yan crossed her arms and let out a sigh, her expression a bit frustrated.

Seeing this, Yin Hui smiled and comforted him and said, "Miss, it's just playing cards. Winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs."

"Although the words are true, but the heart is still very unhappy." Tang Yan said, "Unless you tell me my story now, see if I will be happy?"

"Ah? Telling stories. I'm not good at it!" Yin Hui was a little embarrassed.

"Tell me about it!" Tang Yan still insisted.

"But I only know two horror stories." Yin Hui said.

"Scary story? Scary or not?"

"I don't know. How about you listen to it?"

Hearing what Yin Hui said, Tang Yan seemed to be interested too.

"Then listen to what you say, it doesn't count if it doesn't sound good."

"Then let me give it a try." Yin Hui cleared his throat, "There was a taxi driver who drove home after getting off work after eleven o'clock at night. Because he lived in the suburbs, he had to pass a road with few people and cars every day." Mountain road. That night, he was driving on this mountain road when he suddenly saw someone waving to him not far ahead. When he drove closer, he saw a young lady wearing sunglasses. The woman in sunglasses told him, Her home is not far in front of this road, and I hope he can give her a ride. The driver saw her lonely, so he agreed."

At this point, Yin Hui paused.

At this moment, Tang Yan interrupted and asked, "Is this woman a female ghost?"

Yin Hui did not answer, and continued: "Actually, this story has come to this point, and there are several versions of its development in the future. I don't know which type you like to hear?"

"Really?" Tang Yan became more interested, "Then tell me one by one."

Yin Hui said: "Okay. Let me talk about the first one: the driver opened the door, and the woman sat in the passenger seat. After driving for 15 minutes, the woman pointed to a house on the left side of the road and said that her home was here. The driver So I turned the car to the right and stopped. The woman opened the car door, stepped out, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. The driver was startled, and suddenly remembered that he had heard people say that this road was not clean. Thinking of this, the driver only He wanted to leave quickly. Just as he was about to start the car, a pale hand stretched out from the front of the car, "

Hearing this, Tang Yan let out a soft "ah".

"At this moment, the driver's face turned pale with fright. Immediately afterwards, he saw a face with disheveled hair and weeds poking out from the front of the car."

Tang Yan put her feet on the sofa unconsciously, and hugged her knees with her hands.

"The driver gasped and almost passed out. Just then, the face in front of the car spoke."

Tang Yan's eyes widened.

"I only heard her say: Master, you parked too far to the side, there is a ditch here."

Tang Yan was stunned for three seconds when she heard this, and then she laughed "haha...".

Seeing Yin Hui smiled, Yin Hui asked, "How about this story?"

"The ending is very funny, but I thought it would be scary just listening to the beginning!"

Tang Yan stopped laughing.

"Aren't there other versions? Let's talk about it."

Yin Hui saw that she was very interested, so he continued: "It's the same beginning, the second version is: the driver stopped the car, and the woman sat in the back seat. Only then did the driver realize that the woman had a big bag with her. Chocolate, and from the moment I got in the car, I started to eat it non-stop, one piece, one piece, another piece, and I ate it non-stop.”

Tang Yan interjected, "Let me guess first, she must be a female ghost. I heard that ghosts like to eat sweet things."

Yin Hui was noncommittal, and continued: "What you said is a bit off-putting. At this time, the driver said to her: Eat less, chocolate is easy to make people fat. The woman nodded, and said while eating: I know. But there is no way!" I have liked to eat chocolate since I was a child, but my parents and husband didn’t let me eat it. But well, I can finally eat it now, and I must eat enough.”

"Yeah! I guessed right. She's a female ghost."

"Wrong." Yin Hui said, "You haven't listened to the second half of her sentence. She said later: Master, don't be nervous. When I said before life, I mean before giving birth, not before life."

"Hey, hahaha..." Tang Yan laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, "Interesting, interesting."

"That's interesting, and the interesting part is yet to come."

Hearing this, Tang Yan became even more interested, "Anything else? Tell me quickly."

"I still don't want it, the next one won't sound good." Yin Hui regretted it again.

At this time, Tang Yan was not willing to agree, and Yin Hui insisted on talking.

"You asked me to tell you this, so don't blame me then." Yin Hui couldn't resist her, so he said so.

"Okay, I don't blame you." Tang Yan said firmly.

"Then let me explain to you. The reason why the woman wears sunglasses is because her eyes are red. In fact, when the driver looked into the room through the cat's eyes twice, after a short distance Only two centimeters inside the door, the woman who had been dead for half a year was also looking out through the cat's eye. The two of them looked at each other twice through the cat's eye. The dark red that the driver saw was actually the woman's eyes."

Hearing Yin Hui's explanation, Tang Yan was obviously shocked.

"Ah, it's scary." She put her hands on her knees and curled up.

Seeing her like this, Yin Hui asked with a smile, "Is this a good story?"

"It's too scary." Tang Yan still said the same thing.

Yin Hui wanted to scare Tang Yan again, so he said, "If you think about it carefully, it's only two centimeters. He and a female ghost have eye contact, or twice."

"Ah...don't say it, you still say it." Tang Yan said loudly.

"What's the matter, isn't it just eye-to-eye with a female ghost."

"You still say, you still say," Tang Yan yelled and covered her ears, "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen."

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Yin Hui didn't want to scare her too much, so he comforted Tang Yan: "Okay, miss. I won't say anything."

Tang Yan put down her hands and looked at Yin Hui angrily, "You are really bad, you keep repeating such scary things."

"I didn't talk about it at first, but you have to let me talk about it." Yin Hui said with an aggrieved face.

"Then I told you to stop just now, why are you still talking?"

Yin Hui smiled "haha" and stood up suddenly.

"What are you going to do?" Tang Yan asked.

Yin Hui said: "I'll go to the bathroom and look out through the cat's eye to see if there is a female ghost."

"You still say?" Tang Yan got up and was about to hit Yin Hui.

"Hahaha……"

That night, Tang Yan kept pestering Yin Hui until after eleven o'clock.She was frightened by this story and became nervous, as if there were female ghosts everywhere.It wasn't until her eyelids began to fight that she decided to go back to her room and sleep.

"It's you, telling such a horrible story."

"Okay, okay, okay, I was wrong, okay? Go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow."

"Ah."

"Actually, I still know a good story. I'll tell you about it next time."

"you……"

The matter is not over yet.

Until the next morning, Tang Yan still said to Yin Hui: "You are necrotic. I was so scared that I turned on the light all night last night. I finally fell asleep and had a nightmare. I will never listen to your stories again. gone."

Yin Hui thought to himself: It seems that this is really a good story.No matter what kind of girl she is, she won't be able to fall asleep after listening to it.

Like many office workers, the two squeezed into the bus in the urban and rural development zone and started a new day.The crematorium is still the same crematorium, the funeral home is still the same funeral home, not a single plant or tree has changed much, the only thing that changes is the crowds that change every day, the funeral vehicles, and the graveyard, where black and white are becoming more and more day by day photo.Sometimes, Yin Hui felt that this person is so fucking boring to live, and he has been running around all his life, but he got nothing except that small urn.

The place where the two work is on the third floor. When they passed the personnel department, the door was ajar, and there seemed to be a quarrel inside. Yin Hui and Tang Yan were a little strange, so they subconsciously stopped.

"Ma Gobi, you ungrateful guy, don't forget who brought you into this business, and now that you're the director, have you forgotten your roots?" A shrill voice came from inside, the voice was somewhat familiar.

"Hey! Master! It's not up to me to make decisions. It's up to the leaders above, so don't pester me!" Ma Gobi's voice had a hint of begging.

"Don't use the superiors to pressure me. I've been working here for decades. I'm an old bone. I just asked you to arrange a job for my daughter. You just push back and forth like this! It's outrageous!" That voice Said without hesitation.

While the two were arguing, a gust of wind suddenly blew open the half-covered door, startling the two arguing inside, and Yin Hui was also exposed to their sight.

"Sorry, the door was blown by the wind!" Yin Hui smiled faintly and pointed to the corridor.