The first dish ever

Chapter 1 History's First Chaos

The first dish in history (beauty studio)

Author: Wang Xiaobu

Volume 1 History's Most Lucky Chapter [-] History's Most Chaos

A little disclaimer before writing this novel, this is the first time for me to write online game novels. I used to write novels about history, time travel, and martial arts. Room", it turned out that there is already a book with this name, and it is still relatively famous, so I just pass it!After that, I planned to use the name "Beauty Studio". The reason for using the current name in the end is purely because the original name is the same name, so please try not to try to connect the article with the title, because there is no connection in the first place!Thank you for your cooperation!

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"Oh! It's all your fault! If you hadn't browsed the adult website in the middle of the night and forgot to set the alarm clock, we wouldn't have lined up so far. Did you see it? You couldn't see the gate!" the protagonist of our book complained .

"Ah! It hurts! Boss! Don't hit people on the head. My mother and my grandma said that if you always get hit on the head, you will become stupid!" said the protagonist's best friend Xiaodouzi in pain.

"Oh! my! God!! Did you make a mistake! God! The earth! My god! I have been waiting here for so long! Why is it not yet time for distribution!" A young man also Complained aside.

"What is this? I didn't even have time to eat breakfast, so I ran here in a hurry, brother! You are still eating a roujiamo! Look at me again, I even lost my shoes One!" Another young man who was reluctant to leave interjected.

"Boss! How about I call my girlfriend, she has a great figure, maybe with her sexy figure, I can squeeze forward and help us get the account!" Xiaodouzi suddenly suggested.

As soon as Xiaodouzi mentioned his girlfriend's figure, a figure with protruding front and back appeared in front of our protagonist's eyes. I really have to admit that Xiaodouzi's girlfriend's figure is absolutely hot, which is very motivating for men, but, When our protagonist thinks of her appearance, the lust that was just ignited is extinguished in an instant, because Xiaodouzi's girlfriend's appearance is really......

Another blow to Xiaodouzi, Xiaodouzi hugged his head and yelled, but our protagonist smiled and said: "Forget it! Your girlfriend's figure is indeed superb, but her appearance..."

"Alas! Baby Kiss killed people!" Xiaodouzi had to admit.

Xiaodouzi is my roommate and best friend. His real name is Yao Ming, a very domineering name, but he is too short, only 1.6 meters tall. Even his girlfriend is a head taller than him, so He has the nickname of Little Douzi!

We have known each other since we were very young. Although we didn’t grow up naked, Xiaodouzi’s house lives across from mine. Our two families are separated by a street. We are in the same class in elementary school, junior high school, and high school. Here, we were in the same class again, and we were assigned to the same dormitory by coincidence—fate!

We have been playing games together since elementary school. I still remember that the game was called Legend, yes!It's called Legend of Blood!At that time, the game room next to Xiaodouzi's house was our favorite!oh!No!At that time it was called Internet Square, and later it was called Internet Cafe!Now it is called the Internet Leisure and Entertainment Game Room!

Now that I have entered the classroom of the university, Xiaodouzi and I live in a three-person room. The main reason is that I like to be quiet, and I am not used to living in a dormitory with seven or eight people. Besides, I have almost no friends except Xiaodouzi!The more important reason is that the single rooms for the two of us have been taken up by the rich and powerful, so we can only live in this three-person room. Another roommate of Xiaodouzi and I has a problematic orientation, and he doesn't like to get close to win. I really like being with us two old men, especially if I don’t have a girlfriend, alas!The sorrow of not having a girlfriend!He won't think I'm gay too!

Now that we are freshmen in college, they call us Hina!It's just the end of the summer vacation. Anyway, I came early and there will be a long time before the regular class. I just use this time to play new games in the dormitory, hehe!It is also a good choice!

Xiaodouzi's family is very rich, and his father is the deputy chief of the police station, which is a fat job!His mother is the vice president of the procuratorate, which is not a small official!However, I don't know how much money his family has, because talking about money between friends is very sad!Anyway, I knew that his family was definitely richer than mine, and it was dozens of times, even hundreds of times richer!

My parents were both laid-off workers. The original state-owned unit was in a downturn, so they were both deceived by the unit and bought out. As a result, they were both laid off and returned home. Now they are all working outside, and their lives are quite miserable. But our family is very happy and harmonious-are you happy!

My family is relatively poor and I don’t have much money. It’s really hard to make friends. It’s not that I’m talking about how people are today, but that’s how society is today. Making sincere friends is not only based on friendship, but also It depends on the family background, status and money in the pocket!

However, Xiaodouzi and I are different, because we have a good relationship between our parents. My father and Xiaodouzi’s father were college classmates, and their relationship was very good at that time, and Xiaodouzi’s mother was also introduced to Xiaodouzi’s father by my father. Yes, if you want to talk about it, Xiaodouzi and I are still related, because if you talk about Xiaodouzi's mother, she is still my distant cousin, the kind that is far away!It's almost too far away, it's much farther than Huang Feihong's Thirteenth Aunt!

It’s just that our parents have lost contact a long time ago. If Xiaodouzi hadn’t been bullied once, I would fight with a group of people who besieged Xiaodouzi with the chivalrous idea of ​​seeing injustice and helping each other. The result was obvious. !Xiaodouzi and I were given a hard lesson by someone, but there were more than 20 people in total. Later, I realized that I was overwhelmed!However, because of my move, Xiaodouzi and I became good friends-best friends!

Xiaodouzi is very interesting, he doesn't like the way others look at him—the second generation of officials!So Xiaodouzi tried his best to let himself have a growth environment similar to that of ordinary people, and not let himself feel that he is a privileged class!So I chose to go to primary school with me, and we are really destined to go to school together all the time!

But Xiaodouzi is also very horny, he always said that his girlfriend's body is so good, but the appearance is not good, if he finds a ### in the future, it's really hard to find!How can there be such a hot figure!In fact, I think he usually reacts as long as he is a woman!Ha ha! ! !

Today, Xiaodouzi and I are waiting, waiting for the latest online game, which is also the most awesome online game in history, because this game combines Chinese, Russian, American, British, German, French, Italian, Korean, Swiss, Developed with the technology and background of more than 30 countries, including Denmark, Austria, Belgium, and second-class citizens of China's affiliated countries (formerly Japan), this game is called "Doomsday War"!Is the world's first virtual game!

January 2012, 1 is the first release of this game, which is today (this game is real, and it was released on that day, but it was jointly produced by the United States, Britain, France, and South Korea), the first 1 There are special rewards for thousands of accounts received, and the prizes are virtual electronic high-end helmets dedicated to "Doomsday War" and random hidden rewards obtained in the game!

In fact, this virtual electronic high-end helmet is nothing. It is now in 2012. The market price of this kind of helmet is only 800rmb, which is not so precious. However, for our protagonist, this price is his monthly living expenses, which is a Astronomical figures!And the random hidden rewards in the game are even more attractive!

Now this game "Doomsday War" is jointly represented by a number of Chinese enterprise trade groups. According to gossip, this game is released simultaneously all over the world, and each country has agents. However, the agent in China is likely to be the country. , but our protagonist doesn't care so much, any game that can make money, our protagonist will go back and try it, so our protagonist appears here!

I almost forgot, let me introduce myself, my name is Wang Huai, and I am from Harbin City, Heilongjiang Province. I need a brief explanation here. In July 2011, a large-scale armed conflict occurred between China and Japan because of the maritime border issue. The conflict later escalated into a Sino-Japanese war.

Japan fired poisonous gas missiles at China on a large scale, with more than 300 missiles. As a result, all of them were stopped and planted. Only one fish slipped through the net and hit the border between China and Russia. Four times the total number during the Japanese War is simply astronomical!

In retaliation for Japan's inhumane behavior, Russia and China jointly dropped a newly developed atomic bomb (multiplied by four times) on Japan's Honshu Island. The result is unknown, but it did not explode. However, it may be It is God who thinks that Japan's behavior is extremely bad and punishes it!It even brought earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis to Japan!As a result, Honshu Island, one of Japan's four islands, was directly sent into the Pacific Ocean (now there are three main islands left in Japan), and the tsunami also seriously affected neighboring countries. For this reason, Japan also paid 99 yuan to South Korea and North Korea. 99 yen, and Russia only lost one person, so Japan only lost 100 yen, and finally became a subsidiary country of China, and the people are second-class citizens!

"Boss! Look quickly! People are still walking around, the door seems to be open!" Xiaodouzi pulled Wang Huai back from his fugue to reality.

"Little Douzi! Come with me!" I yelled.

ps: (I am a novice on the road, and my writing skills still need to be improved, so the current work may be limited and the speed is not fast enough, but I will work hard, please support, vote, and collect more, thank you! Different online games, A more realistic online game!)