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Chapter 82 Su Xiaoxiao, a Famous Prostitute in a Brothel

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Author: Wang Xiaobu

Volume 82 History's Most Sturdy Chapter [-] Prostitute Su Xiaoxiao in Brothel

Xiaodouzi was the first to walk out of the room, and at a glance he saw that the five big bags were gone, but he kept his composure, giggling and sitting next to Wang Huai, slapping Wang Huai's shoulder and saying, "Hey! Boss! You are offline so early?!"

"What? Isn't it good to go offline early?" Wang Huai asked with some doubts.

"It's okay to go offline early?! But what?!" Su Xiaoxiao also walked out of the room, sat on the sofa beside him and said, "As the saying goes: if something goes wrong, you will be a demon! We have only seen the game where you forget to eat and sleep , but I have never seen you go offline so early, there must be something strange in it!"

Wang Huai didn't know that Bawang Yinshang made a world announcement, and he didn't take Bawang Yinshang's matter seriously, so he didn't know what Xiaodouzi and Su Xiaoxiao meant. The more Wang Huai didn't say anything, the more they thought Wang Huai was offending The Overlord Yin Shang of the Overlord Palace went offline early, which proved this point even more, Wang Huai is avoiding trouble now!

At this time, Liu Erhu also went offline. As soon as he walked out of his bedroom, he asked Wang Huai, "Boss! Why did you become that overlord Yin Shang?! What kind of arrest warrant did that Overlord Yin Shang issue, saying that as long as he kills you, he will have money?" Take, 100 gold coins! At least 2000 federal coins!"

As soon as Liu Erhu said this, Wang Huai finally realized that Xiaodouzi and Su Xiaoxiao meant that if something abnormal happened in their mouths, they must be demons. It turned out that they thought they had caused trouble and went offline to take refuge!Therefore, Wang Huai told the story of the incident, and after the lecture, the three of them burst into laughter, and they were still talking about how sloppy the overlord and wealthy businessman was!

After laughing and laughing, Wang Huai went straight to the topic and said, "What are the names of the three of you? What are your professions? See where I don't have your equipment, so I can save it for you." Go!"

"Hey!" Xiaodouzi shook his head and said, "Boss! I am a pure orc warrior. I call me fat so I am strong! Hey! How is it? What is the name like?! Ordinary people can't think of it! "

"Hey!" Liu Erhu scratched his head and said with a naive smile, "Don't laugh at me! I don't have any questions. I named myself Dream Hero. I originally wanted to choose the human race, but I made a wrong choice. The undead tribe, making people inhuman and ghost inhuman, very depressing!"

When Wang Huai saw that Su Xiaoxiao hadn't spoken for a long time, he got really upset, and said with a smile, "I said Xiaoxiao! You can't name Su Xiaoxiao, right?! Xiao is the little one!"

"Famous prostitute!" Xiaodouzi also said with a smirk.

"You..." Su Xiaoxiao's face was flushed, it was not because she was shy, but because she was provoked by the words of Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi, and she was so angry that she was a little out of breath, her chest was panting together. I was angry, but I just pointed at Wang Huai and couldn't speak. I could only repeat you all the time, but there was no second half of the sentence.

"I know this person. She was the No.1 prostitute in Qiantang during the Southern Qi Dynasty, a talented woman in a brothel. After her death, she was buried by the Xiling Bridge. We all like to watch this play, playing the famous role of Su Xiaoxiao is really good-looking!" Liu Erhu looked yearning.

Xiaodouzi smirked at the side and said, "The one who plays Su Xiaoxiao is a man, Erhu! You can't be attracted to him, are you?!"

"Ah?!" Liu Erhu's eyes widened, and he said incredulously, "What?! It's a man? Isn't that a transvestite?! Oh! I've been in love with him for so long! Woohoo! I'm pure Mind! It’s just so devastated!”

"Ai! Ai! Ai! It's a bit far away!" Wang Huai saw that it was a bit far away, and quickly returned to the topic: "Xiaoxiao! Don't be angry, aren't we just joking? Don't take it seriously! Just kidding! Otherwise, if you compare us to brothel prostitutes, we will never be angry, so you should be happy!"

"Puchi!" Su Xiaoxiao laughed through tears suddenly, "There are no men in the brothel!"

"Yes! Why not!" Liu Erhu interjected, "There was a play in our village. There was a man in the brothel called... called... What was his name? Why can't I remember?" Liu Erhu asked Looks like he's thinking hard.

"It's Mr. Turtle!" Xiaodouzi burst out.

"Yes!" Liu Erhu said abruptly, "It's called Mr. Turtle!!!"

"Ah!" Xiaodouzi covered his head and uttered an extremely miserable cry. Wang Huai withdrew his hand and said angrily, "I'll let you be a turtle! If you know it, I'll make you a turtle!"

"Haha! Wow! Boss is going to open a brothel!" Xiaodouzi said, fearing that Wang Huai's plan would blow him away again, so he ran a long way.

"Okay! Stop making trouble, Xiaoxiao! What name did you choose, what race and occupation did you choose?" Wang Huai asked Su Xiaoxiao instead of talking to Xiaodouzi.

"Humph!" Su Xiaoxiao snorted lightly and said, "My name! I definitely won't be like the three of you, who are so low-level. Why am I fat so I am strong? You are a dead fat man, and you are still strong! With you, what kind of dream hero, you silly people, why don’t you call it silly Guo Jing, this name is more suitable for you, and you! You still have the nerve to laugh there, and name it Wang Xiaobu, you Don’t be afraid that the author who wrote the Three Kingdoms Overlord will sue you for copyright infringement!” Su Xiaoxiao didn’t care about anything, and counted Wang Huai, Xiaodouzi, and Liu Erhu all over to relieve the sullen feeling in her heart.

"Like me, a natural beauty, a lotus flower, versatile, lively and cute, with both beauty and wisdom, the stunner that all men yearn for, of course, the name is the best in the universe. You all pricked up your ears to make it clear, Ben The race chosen by the beauties is naturally the beautiful race elves - the night elves! The name is beautiful without discount!" Su Xiaoxiao stood on the sofa and put on the most beautiful pose.

Wang Huai ignored the almost crazy woman, but asked the three of them: "How many levels are you all, and what occupations are you?"

"Of course, the orcs will attack the tank fighters at a high level. They can also go berserk after the mid-term, and their attack power and defense will be doubled. For me, a person who likes PK, it is definitely the best choice. I am already level 8. You will be able to reach level 9 soon!" Xiaodouzi had a smug expression on his face.

"Well, not bad!" Wang Huai nodded in satisfaction.

Liu Erhu scratched his head honestly and said: "I chose to be a dark mage, but I did some missions and directly changed my job to become a necromancer. Now I'm level 10!"

"What?! You reached level 10 in one afternoon? How did you level up? Although I told you about the distribution of monsters, it can't be so fast?! Even Xiaodouzi is only level 8, and you are a rookie in the game. Level 10?!" Wang Huai asked Liu Erhu in disbelief while grabbing him.

Liu Erhu scratched his head, and told the story of why he was promoted to level 10. Feeling Liu Erhu did a hidden uniqueness task. There was a beggar in Xinshou Village. I have completed this task, but also completed this task, 200 chickens, killing 200 chickens, this kind of low-level task, but any player who has some experience in the game will not do it, not to mention a waste of time, and the rewards are also pitiful However, the game "Doomsday War" violated the norm, and Liu Erhu, a lethal rookie, got this luck!

After posing, Su Xiaoxiao remained silent for a long time, so Wang Huai could only cough lightly and said, "We are naturally beautiful, talented, versatile, lively and cute, beautiful and intelligent, all men yearn for, how old are you? ? What occupation?!"

"What did you say?! Ah! Oh! Hey! That! Look! The weather is so nice today! It's sunny and sunny, should we go out for dinner! Hey!" Su Xiaoxiao said incoherently.

"Su Xiaoxiao! I didn't come here to be a weather forecaster because of you. How many levels are you?!" Wang Huai saw that this Su Xiaoxiao definitely didn't get a few levels up, but for a rookie, it doesn't matter if you level up slowly, let alone It is someone who has never been in contact with virtual online games, so Wang Huai is not angry at all, but tentatively asked: "Have you reached level 5 yet?"

Su Xiaoxiao didn't speak, Wang Huai helplessly stretched out three fingers and said, "Should we be at the third level?" Su Xiaoxiao still didn't speak, but lowered his head even lower, Wang Huai was a little angry this time, even if you are stupid , You can't even reach the third level in one afternoon!

"Level 2, right?!" Wang Huai shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it! Who asked me to hire you! Two levels are two! Come back at night and work hard to get to level 8!"

"I didn't make it to level 2 either." Su Xiaoxiao's voice almost reached the pitch of a mosquito.

Wang Huai was really angry, and he didn't want to ask Su Xiaoxiao how many levels, because Wang Huai could think that if he didn't even reach level 2, he would be level 1, so Wang Huai didn't want to pursue this issue any longer , so he waved his hand and said: "Let's go! Go to dinner! Xiaoxiao! There is one thing you need to remember, I am your boss!" Wang Huai got up first and walked out, followed by Xiaodouzi, Su Xiaoxiao didn't want to go, but was dragged away by Liu Erhu.

In fact, Su Xiaoxiao is still at level 0 now, because when she created her character, she had a situation similar to that of Wang Huai. Wang Huai's name was repeated, but Su Xiaoxiao was thinking of a name that could reflect herself, and this name is two together. It took Su Xiaoxiao two and a half hours to show up in Xinshou Village after setting up the character within an hour.

Su Xiaoxiao, who appeared in Xinshou Village, was stunned by what she saw. She wandered around Xinshou Village for more than an hour, and then she bumped into a little boy, because Su Xiaoxiao raised her figure and appearance by 20%, so Su Xiaoxiao in the game is extremely eye-catching.

In this way, Su Xiaoxiao and Xiaobailian have been downgraded for a long time, so Su Xiaoxiao didn't fight the monster at all, not to mention not fighting, and didn't even see what the monster looked like, just wearing three-point underwear and a same-only The boy who was wearing a pair of briefs chatted for a long time until the last log off.

Therefore, when Wang Huai asked about the levels of the three of them, Su Xiaoxiao was like a frightened little rabbit. In fact, Su Xiaoxiao would not be like this, but just because of Wang Huai's words, remember, I am your boss!These words really touched Su Xiaoxiao's heart and made her straighten her position!

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