Belle Apartment

Chapter 240 Qian Lifei's Blind Date

Wang Dabao teased Shen Yatong for a while, and went back to his bedroom on the third floor. He recalled in his mind how she looked when teasing Shen Yatong just now, and thought: Sure enough, taking advantage of others is the source of my happiness!

After taking a comfortable hot bath, Wang Dabao was ready to start practicing with a towel wrapped around him. There was a knock on the door, and now Wang Dabao had developed a good habit of closing and locking the door.

"Hurry up and open the door, it's okay for a big man to lock the door!" Chen Runnan shouted outside the door in a rough voice, carrying more than a dozen bags in both hands, and even two wrapping bags around his neck.

Wang Dabao had no choice but to open the door, and what he saw was Chen Runnan's appearance. He couldn't hold back his breath, and laughed while clutching his stomach.

"What are you laughing at? I've never seen a broken community like yours. You can only get a taxi outside the door, and you are not allowed to drive in. I bought so many things in one day, and I was exhausted when I got home!" Chen Runnan Throwing the two bags to Wang Dabao, turned around and kicked the door and walked out, "My old lady went back to sleep, I have something to burn paper, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

Wang Dabao took two bags, opened them and saw a pair of trousers and a shirt. He nodded, thinking that Chen Runnan remembered his good friend, threw the two clothes into the closet, and went back to the window to meditate without mentioning it!

Normally, Wang Dabao gets up very early every day, but he didn't expect that Qian Lifei got up earlier than him this morning. Before six o'clock, Wang Dabao received a call from Qian Lifei,

On the phone, Qian Lifei's tone was very anxious, and he even asked incoherently: "Dabao, where are you? Come help me, hurry up!"

Wang Dabao sat up from the lying state awkwardly, and asked, "What's wrong? Could it be that you have harmed someone's little daughter-in-law again and let her husband catch her in bed? Or the fairy jumped."

This time Wang Dabao is not as anxious as last time. If the fairy dances and the money does not arrive, the fat man will not suffer too much. After all, those people only ask for money. If they are really caught in bed, there is nothing they can do about it Well, even if Wang Dabao is galloping over now, when he arrives, he can still beat the fat man half to death.

"What a disaster, please hurry up and help me, my old man and his wife are coming soon!" Qian Lifei said anxiously, pleading.

"Auntie is coming? That's a good thing. What's the matter? Whether you're short of people or a car, I'll take care of it for you!" Wang Dabao quickly put on his clothes while tilting his head to answer the phone.

When Qian Lifei heard Wang Dabao say this, he immediately became excited and howled: "I didn't know that it was a good thing for my mother to come, but she called just now and said that she brought a woman!"

Only then did Wang Dabao understand that it was Qian Lifei's mother who dragged a little girl from thousands of miles to marry her son.However, this is also a great thing, why is this fat man so virtuous.

"Aren't you arguing and fishing for little girls all day long? Why is Auntie worrying about your happiness, and you still react so loudly!" Regarding this matter, Wang Dabao expressed his incomprehension, but the fat man asked for help, and Wang Dabao would do it anyway. Wanting to go and have a look, rushed into the bathroom to solve the personal hygiene problem, Wang Dabao put on his coat and ran out of the villa in a hurry.

Half an hour later, at Fatty's home, Qian Lifei's fat body, which almost covered his face, was in an emergency assembly at the moment, covering all the remaining eyes. Wang Dabao reckoned that if Qian Lifei If you want to see something now, it really takes a lot of effort!

"Hey, I'm here, don't you look like a dead daughter-in-law!" Wang Dabao kicked Qian Lifei, who was shrunk to the ground, leaning on the bed, only exhaled but not inhaled, frowning Said.

Qian Lifei snorted twice, still feeling weak. It seemed that the two hundred fifty or sixty catties of meat would have to be thrown away at any moment.

"Hey, let me say, are you still okay? Would you like to introduce someone?" Seeing that Wang Dabao kicked Qian Lifei lightly, the latter didn't respond, and was planning to give him a hard time.Wang Dabao thought of Chen Runnan at this meeting. If Miss Chen was here, she must be recruiting fat people. Take the present as an example, if Chen Runnan asked what happened to Qian Lifei, this fat person would definitely leave without saying a word. He jumped up on the ground and answered honestly.

"I did this just because I introduced someone, not to introduce someone to you, of course you don't understand my heartbroken feeling now. And I heard from my mother that the old man almost gave the bride price to that woman's family, This time, I will bring a woman to join me as my husband, no matter what I am, marry me!" Perhaps shocked by Wang Dabao's words, Qian Lifei slowly released his fat head from his hands, and his face The fat was missing from the squeezing of both hands, and the slit-like eyes were exposed. He sighed heavily, and said to Wang Dabao seriously: "Dabao, you were wrong just now. You should be happy when your wife dies. How can you be like that?" I have such a bitter face right now!"

Hearing Fatty's unreasonable reasoning, Wang Dabao felt relieved, at least this guy knew how to joke around, so this time it wasn't a big problem, but for a blind date phobic patient, one can't really overestimate his courage.

Qian Lifei is willing to play ###, he likes little lolitas, and mature women are also his favorite. Over the years, it can be said that he has seen some scenes, such a fat body jumped down from the third floor when he was caught raped. The little girl who goes to school has given people delicious food every day, but she has lived for 25 years, and she is afraid of blind dates. Every time this kind of thing happens, she basically takes Wang Dabao to accompany her. He simply pushed Wang Dabao to the right position, and he exchanged names with Wang Dabao, tried and tested repeatedly.Not only can he complete the tasks assigned to him by his family, but also let his brother enjoy the addiction of meeting various beauties!

Qian Lifei suddenly got up from the ground with his eyes bulging, hugged Wang Dabao and said excitedly: "Why don't you come and help me!"

Wang Dabao looked at the affectionate Qian Lifei, quickly shook his head like a rattle, and refused: "You can forgive me this time, brother, I won't talk about this matter for many years, besides, this time, Auntie personally Sitting in town, do you want me to be strangled to death by your mother?"

Qian Lifei let out a cry, and with a mournful face, he sat back on the ground again. This was definitely the saddest moment in Qian Lifei's 25 years of life, and Wang Dabao couldn't bear to watch it.

"You don't even know, my mother sent me the photo of that girl to my phone in advance." Qian Lifei is sitting on the ground like a puddle of mud, which is enough to know how much this incident has hit him. up.

"Well, keep talking!" Wang Dabao was listening enthusiastically, with an expression of gossiping and seeking truth, he asked with a smile on his arms.

"What are you talking about? Do you want me to describe your appearance?" Qian Lifei patted his chubby belly with his fat hand, and raised his voice.

Wang Dabao chuckled, and said in a low voice, "Is that a girl with a good face? 1.7 meters tall, tall and mighty, walking like a dragon and a tiger, and there is a slap on the chest to protect the heart?"

"If that's okay! When did my fat man care about that? When the lights are turned off, everyone is Concubine Yang, and everyone is Sai Diaochan! Then I am so scared!" Qian Lifei The fat on his face trembled, and he said distressedly.

"Hey, then I don't understand. Since you can accept even Brother Chun, why are you so afraid of the woman brought by your aunt this time? Could it be that Auntie introduced you to an aunt? Or a little loli?" Wang Dabao knew Qian Lifei very well. When encountering this incident before, he was afraid because he was afraid, and he was crazy because he was crazy, but everything was normal. Why did he look so dead this time.

"My mother hasn't reached fifty yet, and she's not stupid, how could she introduce someone so old to me!" Qian Lifei released his eyes from the fat, cast a glance at Wang Dabao, and said angrily.

"No, fat man, are you playing with me? You called me early in the morning and came to your house to comfort you, but the person my aunt introduced to you was neither Brother Chun nor Sister Furong. You Are you still crying with me?" Wang Dabao ran over thinking that he hadn't eaten breakfast, but he couldn't find anything after asking for a long time, and Qian Lifei still looked like this.

Seeing that Wang Dabao was angry, Qian Lifei tried his best to lift his buttocks, stretched out his hand to dig under it, and finally took out his mobile phone, handed it to Wang Dabao, and said: "Here, you can see for yourself!"

Wang Dabao took the phone, and blew it in disgust. The quality of this thing is really good, and it’s okay to press it under the fat man’s buttocks. He opened the phone with one finger, found the MMS interface, clicked on it, and a picture came into view.

After Wang Dabao glanced at it, he uttered an obscenity: "I x!"

Looking at the photo, this girl is already considered stunning, it really is Brother Buchun or Sister Furong, the problem is exactly as the fat man said, this guy is Sister Feng at all!

In the photo, the girl has a big mouth that doesn't match the shape of her face, revealing her uneven buck teeth like the Great Wall, her huge nose has two small nostrils, and two thick and twisted nostrils. Big black eyebrows, like two strangely shaped caterpillars, small pointed head, broad chin, sparse hair, invisible figure, there is an international standard three-shot gesture beside this face, index finger It took Wang Dabao a long time to recognize the standing upright position with the middle finger. These are two fingers, but they are a little darker and thicker, and the forked part of the fingers is not so obvious.

This is clearly the character who walked out of the hip-hop mirror, a childhood toy.

Wang Dabao looked at it for a long time, barely resisted the feeling of vomiting, gritted his teeth and spit out two words: "It hurts the sky!"