Belle Apartment

Chapter 960 As long as you are willing to listen to the story I tell

Chapter 960 As long as you are willing to listen to the story I tell

Wang Dabao doesn't care about all this. He was using his global phone to check the Internet, and found that the domestic Internet was full of cheers. Countless people even took to the streets to celebrate. Many places are like a festival. , The shopping mall even posted a notice of discounts. After learning that three warships of a certain country sank and thousands of people died, the whole country was in an uproar, and the incident happened in a certain sea area!

The monkeys of the island country, let you be pissed off, and you will be punished!This is the voice of the majority of people, and it also represents the wishes of the broadest masses of the people. This night, many people were drunk, and those who drank heavily drank all night!

There are also some experts and scholars who have started a long-form analysis, which is broadcast on major news channels. The one with the highest ratings is a general named Zhang Tiezui. Something happened, but in the end it was miraculously all right!

This General Zhang said: "This time the island country's many unrighteous actions are punishments from heaven and retribution. Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't mix my personal feelings*, but as a soldier, I still have to say, this It deserves it, that piece of sea area has been our country's inherent territory since ancient times. Counting forward, it belongs to the Ryukyu Islands. The Ryukyu Kingdom belonged to our country back then. It was only separated from the embrace of the motherland in modern times, but this does not On behalf of the islanders, you can get your hands on this beautiful and magnificent sea!"

"General Zhang, do you mean that this is our territory, if any country dares to touch or have ideas, the military will not agree first!" The host is obviously a novice, and asked a lot of questions. Tongueless, it took a long time before he said: "You asked a good question. If I want to make a prediction, I think the island country will learn a deeper lesson after this failure. I believe they will definitely get their hands on Zhonghua Island in the future! "

The host blinked his eyes, admiring General Zhang's powerful interrupting ability, the director's roar has already been heard in the headset, can you ask some simple questions, please, asking such profound questions, isn't it causing trouble for General Zhang? , you don't want to mess around, do you?

Of course, this is just an episode. As for General Zhang's incoherent prediction, can it be verified, uh... It will take time to verify it, but what is certain is that if Wang Dabao solves the problem of those ninjas, Xiaobai will be able to return to the hospital on the way back. If there is no fault, it should not go to Zhonghua Island again!

Flying for several hours, Wang Dabao was full. Xiaobai is a good catcher of fish and birds, because as long as he slows down and flies to the side of the birds, his huge body and body will The coercion of those small-brained astonishing birds will faint. At that time, they just need to stand on Xiaobai's back to pick them up. As for those fish, they seem to be beaten by electricity Floating on the water without moving!

So after Wang Dabao roasted a few hundred catties for Xiaobai, he couldn't eat anything else. The taste was good, but he couldn't eat it all the time, right?

At this time, Qin Keyun went to rest in her tent, Xiao Mengfei also went to sleep for beauty, only Wang Dabao and Shen Yatong were sitting on Xiaobai's neck, their legs drooped, dangling, saying Talk, chat!

In front of Qin Keyun, Wang Dabao couldn't let go, even though she knew about his relationship with other women and was not around, so that's another story, Wang Dabao took out a few fruits, as if he was blaming his uncle for seducing little loli It seemed like she was molesting Officer Shen!

"Baby, guess how many fruits I have in my hand?" Wang Dabao bumped Shen Yatong with his shoulder, and said in a low voice!

"Huh?" Shen Yatong turned his head and stared at Wang Dabao's hand. How many fruits can be hidden in one hand, but Shen Yatong didn't know how to guess. Wang Dabao's hand has a storage ring with a huge space. How could she guess it!

"Guess, if you guess right, I'll give you all three fruits!" Wang Dabao said unwillingly!

"Puchi! You told me everything, what else do I have to guess!" Shen Yatong suddenly understood that Wang Dabao was trying to make her happy, and also meant to apologize for his bad attitude before!This man wants to save face, but under certain circumstances, he is also very tender!Shen Yatong added in her heart!

"Oh, really, how did I tell you, then I'll tell you another story!" Wang Dabao put three vermilion fruits into Shen Yatong's hands, conjured another one, and stuffed it into Shen Yatong's lips Waiting for her to open her mouth to bite, and then he immediately took it away, the latter was immediately upset, so Wang Dabao put the fruit to his mouth, bit it with his teeth, and kept teasing Shen Yatong with his eyes, The meaning is obvious, if you want to eat, you have to let me feed it!

The small vermilion fruit tastes really good, not only sweet, but also able to replenish the true energy in the body, but unfortunately it can only be replenished, not absorbed. The fruit picked in Wang Dabao's ring has already eaten almost half, so it is not very good at ordinary times. Take it out, Shen Yatong has eaten it, so he wants to eat it now!

Soon, she compromised, kissed Wang Dabao passionately, and ate the fruit successfully, but only ate half of it, and gave the other half back to Wang Dabao, who couldn't stop chewing Move, and squeeze your eyes!

"Ahem, the story is about to begin. Well, this is a joke!" Wang Dabao said solemnly: "Once upon a time, I don't know how long ago, anyway, a long, long, long time ago, there were three little turtles. A big tortoise, a medium tortoise, and a small tortoise. Well, are you sure you're listening to my joke?"

Shen Yatong leaned on Wang Dabao's shoulder, closed his eyes slowly, and gradually breathed evenly!

"Of course I'll listen again, or what do you think?" Shen Yatong opened his eyes, annoyed at Wang Dabao for destroying this warmth!

"Uh, okay, then I'll continue talking, what did I say? Oh, it's three little turtles!" Wang Dabao gently pushed Shen Yatong's head back on his shoulder, and continued: "These three little turtles The tortoise was very boring one day, so boring that it counted its own hair, ah bah, the tortoise/head has no hair, just like my little treasure children's shoes, the head should be bald, so their behavior of counting hair is wrong Yes, ok, ok, I’ll talk about it! Well, the three turtles also found it boring to count their hairs, so they decided to go out and drink coffee in the coffee shop. Don’t ask me why the tortoises drink coffee, I don’t know about that either! "

"They walked and walked, walked and walked, and finally arrived at the coffee shop. They slapped a hundred turtle coins on the table in one breath, then ordered three cups of coffee, and drank slowly, but the weather was not good. They were just about to drink coffee. , it’s cloudy outside! It stands to reason that tortoises are not afraid of rain, but these three tortoises are rather strange. They are afraid that they will be caught in the rain, so after making a decision, the big tortoise directed the little tortoise and said, little boy, You go back and fetch us umbrellas. If you dare to say no, be careful that we bully you! The little turtle had no choice but to agree wrongedly. He just made a request. I can go back and fetch umbrellas for you, but you don’t You can drink my coffee! If you drink my coffee, I won't go!"

"When the big tortoise and the middle tortoise heard this, they immediately agreed to the little tortoise's request, a cup of coffee, nothing to worry about! So the little tortoise left, the one wringing its buttocks, still on all fours! The other two tortoises waited. Waiting and waiting, after a long time, the middle tortoise looked at the big tortoise and said, the big tortoise, the little tortoise may not come back, let's drink his coffee, and then go home and count his hair! The big tortoise thought for a while, and then nodded in agreement, but at this moment, an angry voice was heard from a distance, if you dare to drink my coffee, I won't go back to get you umbrellas! "Wang Dabao slapped his thigh and laughed, showing that this joke is very, very funny!

"Hey, why don't you laugh?" Wang Dabao smiled for a while, looked at Shen Yatong with a calm face, and asked incomprehension!

"You think it's funny?" Shen Yatong raised his eyebrows and hooked the corners of his mouth, full of inquiry!

"Uh, isn't it funny?" Wang Dabao asked again!

"Actually, it's a little funny, but your joke is a little too cold!" Shen Yatong said seriously!

"Oh, that's not funny!" Wang Dabao was shocked. In fact, this story is really not funny, but he has seen it before. It is said that it is a couple. Girls are not very good at telling jokes, while boys are even worse. Can’t tell, not at all, when two people are together, the girl will tell jokes to the boy all day long, it’s all the same joke, that is, the story of the three little turtles, this joke doesn’t make sense the first time you hear it It's funny, but every time a girl tells it, the boy will laugh for a long time, as if this joke is really funny!

In fact, both girls and boys know that this joke is really not funny, but what is funny is the feeling between two people, the pure love, even if it is the most boring thing in the world, It is also a kind of happiness, even if it is telling the same story every day, listening to the same story every day is also a unique kind of happiness. After all, there are not many people in this world who are willing to tell you this story, or Other stories, after all, there are not too many people in this world who are willing to listen to a story that is not funny or meaningful!

This is a small happiness. Wang Dabao was touched for a long time at that time. Today, taking the opportunity, he also told Shen Yatong. The latter noticed Wang Dabao's loss and quickly laughed. He really laughed. Not pretending!

"Will you tell me in the future?" Shen Yatong asked softly.

"As long as you are willing to listen!" Wang Dabao replied affirmatively!