Blind wife

Chapter 240: Jujube Flower Trick

Ergou made fun of her and said, "You don't even understand this, you still want to get married? Wait until you figure things out, then tell me this in the future."

Zaohua was forced into a corner, so she could only say: "Then I told you, you are not allowed to laugh at me, a man and a woman get married, and they have to do that kind of thing together, after that, a woman can have a baby."

Ergou smiled and said, "I thought you didn't know?"

Zaohua said: "Even melon seeds (fools) know about this, how can I not know?"

Ergou said: "I know that there are two melon seeds, but I don't know about it after marriage. At night, they sleep together and do nothing. Finally, the parents of the male melon seeds are a little anxious, so they come up with a way." , and finally let them do it."

Zaohua hurriedly asked: "What can I do, tell me quickly."

Er Gou deliberately kept things secret and said, "I can't tell you about this, it's not good for you to know."

Zaohua threatened him and said, "Will you say it? If you don't say it, I'll screw you."

Ergou said: "Okay, let me tell you, his parents took off the clothes of the two of them, tied them together with a rope facing each other, then took a needle and pricked the man's buttocks, and the man pushed forward , I pricked it several times in a row, and the melon seeds were pushed up a few times, but finally stopped, and the man knew he was going forward."

Zaohua laughed a few times after hearing this, and said: "I don't think you are even as good as that melon seed. That melon seed knows how to hold it a few times, but you just can't."

Ergou said with a smile, "If we get married in the future, you will know whether I am inferior to Guazi."

Zaohua said: "You are wrong, I will punish you."

Ergou said puzzledly, "Where did I say something wrong?"

Zaohua said: "We will definitely get married in the future, how can you say if? Are you clearly not wanting to marry me? Did you say something wrong? Should I punish you?"

Ergou thought for a while, he didn't want to marry Zaohua, so he said it casually, judging from Zaohua's view, he was indeed wrong, smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I accept the punishment, how do you want to punish?" I?"

Zaohua tilted her head and thought for a while, then said: "I'm going to punish you, lie down and don't move, let me kiss you, don't resist."

Er Gou wanted to laugh, but held back, and said, "This is a punishment for me, it's a reward for me, let's punish me in another way."

Zaohua said: "I know you don't want to kiss me, the more you don't want to kiss me, the more I want to kiss you, this is the most enjoyable way to punish you, that's all."

After Zaohua finished speaking, she hugged Ergou's head, turned over and rode on Ergou's lap, and kissed Ergou on the mouth.

Er Gou let him kiss passively, with his mouth closed all the time, Zaohua was a little anxious, but still squeezed persistently, and finally squeezed Er Gou's mouth open, and then stuck it into Er Gou's mouth, stirring for a while .

Ergou felt that he was slowly reacting. Like a hibernating snake, it smelled the breath of spring and gradually woke up. The snake head moved a few times, and it was about to stand up.He secretly said to himself: "Don't get up, if Zaohua finds out, she doesn't know what she wants to do next, hurry up!"

Zaohua left Ergou with her mouth, and said with a smile: "Ergou, what's under you, it's for me."

Ergou said: "Come down quickly, I feel very uncomfortable when you sit on me."

Zaohua said: "I just like this, tell me, why is that thing under you like that?"

Ergou said, "I don't know either."

Zaohua smiled and said, "You're too embarrassed to say it, so I'll tell it for you. Your thing misses me, doesn't it? If you miss me, just say it, and I'll take care of it when I'm happy."

Ergou had already reacted and said, "I didn't think about it, come down quickly, as long as you come down, that thing will be gone."

Zaohua twirled on Ergou's thing with her buttocks, and said, "I won't come down, I just want to see your foolishness."

Ergou said: "Zaohua, come down quickly, if you don't come down, don't blame me for being rude."

Zaohua still moved up and down like riding a horse, and said with a smile: "I won't come down, let me see how you are rude to me."

Ergou hugged Zaohua with both hands, flipped her onto the kang, and then got off the kang by himself. Zaohua thought that Ergou would do what she wanted, be more violent with her, or make other actions, She was already mentally prepared, but she didn't expect Ergou to get off the kang, and then everything calmed down.

Zaohua was disappointed, sat up and said unhappily, "Ergou, what are you doing?"

Ergou thought that Zaohua was angry with him because he pushed her, and said, "Who told you not to come down, didn't it hurt you?"

After hearing this, Zaohua woke up suddenly, pretended to be in pain and said, "You just hurt me, one of my ribs is about to be broken, ouch, it hurts me to death .”

Er Gou said in disbelief: "Zaohua, no way? I just put in that little effort, how could I break your ribs?"

Zaohua groaned in pain, and said, "If you don't believe it, just come and take a look and you'll know. Oops, it hurts me to death, Ergou, come and see if your rib is broken."

Ergou came to her side and said with concern: "Don't lie to me, come, let me see."

Zaohua had already unbuttoned her short sleeves in the dark, and touched his ribs with his hand.

Ergou's hands touched her breast ribs one by one. Unexpectedly, when Zaohua turned around, Ergou touched the soft thing, as if being electrocuted, his whole body trembled ...

Ergou wanted to withdraw his hand eagerly, but that hand was held tightly by Zaohua.

Ergou hurriedly said: "Zaohua, let go of your hand, I can't do this, I can't bully you anymore."

Zaohua's chest rose and fell sharply, panting and said: "Ergou, I am willing."

Ergou stood there dumbfounded, as if the hand was not his own, and Zaohua held it in his hand, Zaohua barked softly as if intoxicated.

Seeing that Ergou was still the same, Zaohua shook off his hand angrily, and said, "Ergou, I am already like this, you can still hold your breath, are you a human or a log?"

Ergou said: "Just treat me like a piece of wood, okay? I'm just a piece of wood. I'm really not good at this. You know this too. Don't pester me in the future."

Zaohua said angrily: "You..., good you two dogs, you are sick, I will cure you, I still don't believe that your illness can't be cured, Guazi knows this, you are better than Guazi, right? I don't believe cats don't eat berries."

Zaohua stretched her hand forward, trying to grab Ergou, but Ergou retreated to the door.

Ergou said: "Zaohua, you have been with me for so long, it's time to go back."

Zaohua said: "It's up to me whether I go back or not, you don't care."

Ergou said: "If you go back late, your mother will worry about you. Be obedient, go back, let's go, I will see you off."