Evil young mad dragon

Chapter 290 There is code in the film, but there is no code in heart

It is said that spreading is the most effective way to relax.Ye Qingchen and Yao Lin cuddled each other for a while, and the upset mood caused by Du Ming recovered.

"Thank you, Qingchen!" Yao Lin said suddenly.

"Thank me for what?" Ye Qingchen scratched his head inexplicably and asked.

"Of course, thank you for saving my good friend Yanran! Without you, she would have died long ago!" Yao Lin said mischievously, "For your life-saving grace, she intends to promise you with her body." .I don't know what you have in mind?"

"Cough! Cough!" Ye Qingchen said in embarrassment: "I didn't want her to marry me when I saved her. I just didn't want to see you sad and sad. Otherwise, I would beat her back The original shape? Then what she wants is not to marry me, but to kill me!"

"You dare! You are willing to destroy flowers with hot hands, but I am not willing to part with my best friend!" Yao Lin threatened: "If you dare to beat her back to her original shape, I will make you kneel on the washboard every day!"

Women, really can't reason with them.It is estimated that if Ye Qingchen replied just now, "Okay, if there is a beautiful woman who is willing to marry me, I will be happy."I'm afraid Yao Lin would have to strangle him on the spot and leave his body in the wilderness.

After Ye Qingchen sent Yao Lin home, he took a taxi back to school.Before returning to the dormitory, Ye Qingchen called Jiang Xiaoyu, Ding Dong and Ye Yurong respectively.Tell the three women that they have come back, and ask them not to worry.Ye Qingchen knew the personalities of the three girls very well, and Ye Qingchen could basically guess what kind of answer anyone had.Of course, the most stubborn person is still Ding Dong.

"Who is worried about you, shameless! Hurry up and hang up, save some phone bills." This was Ding Dong's answer, his tone was full of disdain, and he acted as if nothing had happened.In fact, among the three girls, Ye Qingchen was most worried about her.It's just that his expression is a little different.But Ye Qingchen is used to it now, and he listens to everything that comes out of Ding Dong's mouth, so that it doesn't have a taste.

After calling Jiang Xiaoyu's three daughters, Ye Qingchen naturally couldn't favor one over another. After returning to the dormitory, he called the other four daughters respectively.The three of Zhang Hao who heard it had goosebumps all over the place.

Liu Huadong said enviously: "It seems that this girl has many girlfriends, and there are also disadvantages! Originally, it was ok to make only one call a day, but now Yezi has to make at least seven calls a day. Invisibly, his phone The fee is seven times more."

As for Zhang Hao, although he didn't say any sarcasm, his behavior was extremely bad.He deliberately turned the blockbuster of the island nation he was watching to the loudest.In an instant, the entire dormitory was filled with obscene sounds, it was simply unbearable!It made Ye Qingchen feel embarrassed to talk any more, mainly because he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself!

After hanging up the phone, Ye Qingchen walked towards Zhang Hao angrily.He kicked Zhang Hao's ass with a thunderous speed.Zhang Hao had prepared himself when he turned his voice to the maximum, so Ye Qingchen's kick without internal strength didn't hit him, but was cleverly passed by him.

Knowing that Ye Qingchen would not let it go, Zhang Hao hurriedly bowed his hands to Ye Qingchen and said aggrievedly: "Yezi, to be honest, I really accidentally touched the sound just now, it's absolutely true. Your lord has a lot, just Don't be as knowledgeable as me, Ang!"

"Oh, were you really careless?" Ye Qingchen said with a nasty smile: "Well, you swear, if you intentionally turn your voice to the loudest, then you will be impotent for 20 years, and you will be a pick-up girl. Get Hualiu!"

flutter!

Liu Huadong and Shi Meng on the side were completely pissed off.Zhang Hao himself was confused.This is too vicious.If he suffers from willows and impotence, it would be better to give Zhang Hao a happy one, and let him serve the emperor, wouldn't it be more straightforward!

"Yezi, you must not be serious. You must be joking with me!" Zhang Hao said shamelessly, licking his face.At the same time, in order to show his firm determination not to do anything wrong and not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, he deliberately walked towards Ye Qingchen and put his arms around his shoulders.

"Hey!" Ye Qingchen grinned and said, "Do you think I'm joking? Let's do this. I'll give you two options, one is to swear poisonously, and the other is to take off your pants. I'll take a stool Let your legs explode!"

"Damn it! Yezi, why didn't you see me all night, your strength has increased a lot! Even Baoju knows to choose square stool legs with ribs. Did you steal a lesson? Now, Comrade Mouse's evening festival, It’s not guaranteed.” As he said that, Shi Meng took out his mobile phone that can record video: “I have to get ready and keep it in mind! If the rat dares to bully me again in the future, I will show him this video! Hehe !"

"Shi Meng, you are still a brother! I don't expect you to say anything nice, but don't add fuel to the flames and add insult to injury, okay? You also know that we are the two big men who are also known as the financial men's bed. We have to work together a bit , Awakening with the same adversity!" Zhang Hao played the emotional card to Shi Meng.However, this emotion card seemed to have no effect on Shi Meng.

"Rat, don't be disgusting with me, okay? You seem to be the one who started the two whores in the financial men's dormitory! I don't have such a bullshit name. You asked the lady to get out of bed, and you got all slutty, and you want to drag me down I think it would be too light for Yezi to blow your ass with the legs of a stool. If you want me, you have to get a trident### to make a vicious and lewd person like you feel so miserable!" Shi Meng fiercely He said that the title of the two prostitutes not only failed to move him, but made him even more angry.It turned out that the stone that fell into the well weighed only ten catties, but now it weighs at least a hundred catties.

"Ah! God! Oh earth! Is my Zhang Hao's first life reputation going to be ruined like this? I don't want to! I don't want to!" Zhang Hao knelt down on the ground as if acting in a play, and bowed to the starry sky outside the window. stand up.

At this moment, the bedroom door was pushed open.The three male teachers who checked the dormitory were stunned at the door.They didn't even know which play the students in dormitory 106 were singing.There is a blockbuster of island country literature and art in the computer, and the sound is turned up to the maximum.Among them was a student who knelt on the ground and prayed to God!

"What are you doing?" a teacher shouted.

Ye Qingchen had an idea, and said to the three teachers: "Teacher, student Zhang Hao became obsessed with watching the pornographic video. Then he knelt there. It scared us enough at first, but we finally heard what he said clearly. He is praying to God to give him an AV actress from an island country!"

"Look at you, what you look like. If this gets out, it will have a great impact on the reputation of our Yanda University. I have to mark you off for watching pornographic videos in the boys' dormitory." Another male teacher reprimanded .

"Don't, teacher." Shi Meng quickly took out his soft people from his pocket and ordered them respectively for the three teachers, and then explained: "Teacher, although we are students of Yan University, we are also normal men. I think you can understand the feeling of scratching your head. Although watching pornographic videos is harmful to your physical and mental health, it is also a way to solve your spiritual needs! You don’t want Yanda to have a few ### criminals!”

"I don't like to hear these words anymore." The last teacher also said: "How can we understand the feeling of scratching your ears and cheeks? I think you got it wrong."

"Yes, I got it wrong. I'm sorry, teacher, if you adults have a lot, please spare us this time!" Shi Meng seriously despised this teacher in his heart, you really think you are a saint!Wearing the title of a teacher means nothing, hypocrisy!

"Well, because of the opportunity for you to sincerely repent, forget it this time, and pay attention next time. Even if you watch it, you should watch it in a low voice, so as not to affect other students!" The first teacher who spoke was tolerant. .

"Yes, teacher! We will definitely pay attention next time." Ye Qingchen, Liu Huadong and Shi Meng promised at the same time.As for Zhang Hao, he has no face to speak anymore.Only when others are talking, he listens.Others stand, he kneels.Since it's acting!Then there must be a beginning and an end, otherwise the three teachers will see the clues, and the four of them will be given a demerit, and the gain will not be worth the loss.

The sincere expressions of Ye Qingchen and the others satisfied the three teachers, so the three teachers left Ye Qingchen and their dormitory.

But just when Zhang Hao was about to stand up, take a deep breath, and relax, the teacher who spoke first turned back by himself.Zhang Hao's half-bent legs quickly knelt down again, which was very beneficial. Zhang Hao almost called his mother out in pain.

"The literary films you show are the latest ones, right?" The teacher asked Shi Meng very wretchedly.

"Yes, it was just updated today!" Shi Meng replied truthfully.

Afterwards, the teacher did something that surprised Ye Qingchen and the others.The teacher actually took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, and said to Shi Meng: "My USB flash drive is 8G, you can help me get some latest Asian and European ones, if there are beasts, it is best It’s good to get two of them.”

"Okay." Shi Meng replied very mechanically.Because his mind has gone blank, it is not easy to be able to pop out the word 'OK'.

The male teacher waved lewdly to Ye Qingchen and the others, then turned around and got rid of Room 106.

"Scum!" "Shameless!" "Scum!" "Beast!"

After the male teacher left the dormitory, four aggrieved voices sounded at the same time.Of course, it was the description of Ye Qingchen and the others to the teacher who wanted a blockbuster literary film just now.

The task of downloading artistic films for the computer is usually done by Zhang Hao.This task may seem easy, but it is actually really difficult.There are so many such pornographic sites on the Internet now, and it is very easy to find bed literary movies, but it is very difficult to find the latest and most classic ones.This requires a certain amount of experience in film reading, and it is best to achieve a state where there are codes in the film but no codes in mind.

Of course, Zhang Hao is the only one in dormitory 106 who meets these requirements.He has now reached the state where he can conjure up an uncensored literary blockbuster in his mind without watching or listening.