Crazy Dragon in Huadu

Chapter 1 I am soy sauce

He is an orphan, and he was brought up by his three masters since he was a child. He has always lived in the deep mountains, in a paradise isolated from the outside world.His master told him that his surname was Li and his name was Jin Kee. According to his master's words, he hoped that he would live a prosperous and prosperous life, and the word 'Ji' was used in the end.It should be hoped that he will keep in mind what every master said, in short, one thing will not change, he is an orphan.

"Master, am I really an orphan?" Jin Ji asked again.

"Yes, how could your master lie to you? 19 years ago, your master picked you up in a garbage dump when you went out to go to the doctor. At that time, you were just a five-month-old baby. Your master found out You were dying of cold when you were young, and if it wasn’t for your master doctor’s shrewdness, you would have frozen to death in the garbage dump!” He has been asking this question for 19 years, since he was a little over one year old until now, But the second master of Lee Kum Kee still answered his question.

"It's over, apprentice, don't think about those unhappy things, come on, take this!" Lee Kum Kee's master chef put a silver chain on his hand and said.

"This..." Lee Kum Kee asked while looking at the necklace in his hand.

"Oh, I found this on you back then. It should have been left by your parents. Take it with you! Your third master has already packed the things for you, and your third master will send you down the mountain in a while! "Lee Kum Kee's master chef said to him.

"What about you?" Lee Kum Kee asked.

"We, we are used to living a quiet life. If there is anything you can't solve outside, you can call this number!" The master said as he stuffed a phone number into his hand.

"Well, I see, I will come back to see you when I have time!"

As for the outside world, Lee Kum Kee wanted to see the outside world when he was sensible, but his three masters required him to learn the skills before he could go out.It is said that the outside world is very dark and there are many bad people, so Lee Kum Kee has been obediently following them to learn skills and knowledge.

Over the years, he has been studying very hard, studying 15 hours a day, and the remaining four hours are just sitting in meditation. In the words of their master, the blue is better than the blue.At the age of [-], he had already defeated two masters, so he should be able to go outside, but they said that Tang Yan was underage and would be abducted by bad guys when he went out, so they let him stay inside for more than three years, until today he was not allowed to leave .

The third master of Lee Kum Kee was holding a wooden box in his hand, it should be called a suitcase, like the plum boxes in the late Qing Dynasty, with simple patterns carved on it, and thin patterned gold plates on the corners of the octagonal box.

"This is your mobile phone, Apple 4th generation! I put all your clothes in the box." The third master held an Apple 4th generation mobile phone and said in Lee Kum Kee's hand.

"Apple 4th generation? Counterfeit product?" Lee Kum Kee held it in his hand and looked at it.

"Hehe, yes, your master is very poor, and can only buy you four hundred yuan of counterfeit goods!" The third master said to Lee Kum Kee.

"I know, you are all so poor that only gold and precious stones are left!" Lee Kum Kee looked at the small thatched hut where he had lived for 19 years. Those golden tokens used in the ancient palaces also have...

"Those things are also counterfeit goods, just for viewing. Okay, let me take you down the mountain. Remember, if there is any danger to your life, call us three old immortals!" The third master sent him with a wooden box. Go down the mountain and talk.

"understood!"

Soon, one teacher and one apprentice drove the mountain road for a day and a night, and came to a highway, watching a small number of cars, trucks, trucks, and long-distance buses coming and going.Lee Kum Kee was very excited. Usually he could only see these vehicles from books, but now seeing the real ones is another matter.

"Teacher, I can only send you here, here is a hundred yuan, you take it for self-defense!" The third master took out a crumpled red-headed banknote from his body and stuffed it in Li Jinji's hand and said.

"One hundred yuan? The book says that a piece of underwear costs several million yuan! Do you have to give me more?" Lee Kum Kee said thinking of a magazine he usually read.

"Look, it's diamond underwear. One hundred yuan is a lot. When I went down the mountain, my master only gave me ten coins. How about this, I'll give you another one hundred yuan!" A crumpled hundred-dollar bill was stuffed in his hand and said.

In this way, the third master of Lee Kum Kee stuffed him with one hundred yuan, then threw him beside the highway, and went back to the mountain by himself. Of course, the wooden box in the hands of the third master was also stuffed into Lee Kum Kee's hands.It seemed that they were not at all worried that this apprentice would be abducted by bad guys, let alone that he would starve to death outside. If he really starved to death, they would have been training him in vain all these years.

When the three masters left, Lee Kum Kee took out a palm-sized gold medal from his bosom, on one side he smelted a coiling dragon, and on the other side was printed the word 'free'.In Lee Kum Kee's memory, his master told him that this is the gold medal for avoiding death, but they didn't tell him how it came about.But Lee Kum Kee thought that they should have stolen or robbed them.Because his master said that their second and third masters are not good people.

Whether he is a good person or not, Lee Kum Kee doesn't know, only that they treat him like their own son, the only difference is that they beat him half to death every time during special training.Then he was thrown into the medicine barrel prepared by the master and soaked for several days and nights, and sometimes his master pricked his whole body with gold needles.

Standing by the side of the expressway, Lee Kum Kee watched a car passing by, but none of them was his favorite, although there were many long-distance buses for his destination: Yunhai City.However, Lee Kum Kee did not stop him, even though many buses passed by him slowly, the driver still asked him where he was going, whether he wanted to take a bus, and other topics.Lee Kum Kee still stood there ignoring him, his eyes just looking at the small cars coming and going on the road, and the horses and gallops on those magazines...

"The world's limited edition Bolanghini sports car? It's you!" Lee Kum Kee saw a small red sports car coming from a distance, driving at a speed of 190 kilometers per hour. Looking at the red sports car in front.

"Squeak, Chi, Chi..." There was a long sound of brakes!

After the sound of braking, there was a scream in the car, and after the scream, another voice sounded: "I, I hit someone, I hit someone!"

After that, she tried her best to calm down again, and said in a self-comforting manner: "It's none of my business, it's none of my business, he jumped out to stop the car, it's none of my business!"

That is to say, according to the law, no matter who is right or who is wrong, it is the responsibility to send the injured to the hospital, otherwise you will be charged with malicious murder.So, in the end, she obediently got out of the car to see how the injured were doing, which made her even more frightened. There were no dead bodies or bloodstains in front of the car, nor under the car, nor behind the car.

"It can't be so fierce, can it?" She clearly saw that she hit someone, but there was no one in the front, back, left, right, and right.

Hehe, being a driver is afraid that you will hit some unclean things, especially those drivers who run long distances, otherwise they wouldn't hang some safety symbols on the front of the car or something.Of course, that's just talking. After all, there is no scientific proof that this kind of thing exists, it's just a folklore.

The woman who couldn't find the corpse was not as scared as before. Hitting a ghost is like killing a person, and you should be responsible for killing someone. Just go to a temple to hit a ghost and you'll be fine.But she didn't expect that when she returned to the car, she found a young man sitting on the passenger seat of the car, holding an old wooden box.She was so scared that she screamed again, jumped out of the car, pointed at the ordinary boy inside and cursed: "Are you a human or a ghost, when did you get into my car?"

"I'm a human, not a ghost. How did I get in your car? Oh, you opened the door just now, and I got in. Beautiful lady, can you drive me to Yunhai City?" Lee Kum Kee looked at this elegantly dressed, Said the elegant and dignified woman.

"Why don't you take a long-distance bus, or another car, do you think my car is a taxi?" the fairy girl cursed upon hearing Lee Kum Kee's words.But I was thinking in my heart: "The box in his hand can't be an antique?"

"The grade of the long-distance bus is too low. There are BMWs and Mercedes-Benz everywhere. It would be demeaning to sit on it!" Lee Kum Kee, who was sitting inside, answered her question.

"What do you think you are, come down quickly, or I will call the police!" The woman pointed to Lee Kum Kee in the car.

"You can try it. I've read some newspapers. On the highway, homicides often occur, and robbery of money and sex!" Lee Kum Kee kept looking at the things in the car, looking left, right, left, and then again. Touch, twisted his buttocks and said.

"You... what do you want?" When he mentioned it, the woman became afraid.

"I just want to go to Yunhai City!" Lee Kum Kee answered her.

"Is it really just going to Yunhai City?" the woman asked again.

"Really, I never lie to women!" Lee Kum Kee answered her seriously, thinking in his heart: "There is no chance to lie. Except for the three masters, there are no women in the mountains. It is impossible to lie to women." No object."

After two trials and one answer, and another half an hour of questioning, the woman finally felt relieved when she was sure that he had no malicious intentions and was just riding a ride.As the other party said, if he really wanted to mess with her, he would have robbed her a long time ago, so why talk for so long?When asked his name, the woman laughed for a while, but Lee Kum Kee didn't think anything of it, because his second master and third master usually called him that.In China, apart from Haitian brand soy sauce, Lee Kum Kee soy sauce is the most famous.

"Laugh, it's okay, the third master usually calls me: the one who makes soy sauce!" Lee Kum Kee replied.

"I said you really know how to play soy sauce. There are so many cars that you don't rush to sit in, but you want to take my car!" The woman who was driving said to Lee Kum Kee.

"My master also said the same, even if you are making soy sauce, you should make some tasteful soy sauce!" Lee Kum Kee said arrogantly.

"So you hit me with soy sauce, right? Forget it, I'm going back to Yunhai City anyway." The woman who was driving looked at Lee Kum Kee, and found that he looked very ordinary, wearing a set of street clothes and a pair of worn-out clothes. The leather shoes, the big toes are exposed, making people feel that he came out of the mountains.

But she didn't know that Lee Kum Kee's eyes were staring at the middle of her legs from time to time, because this beauty was wearing a short mini skirt and was driving in the driver's seat, so she didn't know that the middle of her slender white legs was gone.It's not that Lee Kum Kee is lustful, but he is curious about the difference between men and women.But what he saw was a pair of black underpants, fat and protruding like a triangular hill, which appeared and disappeared whenever her legs moved.

"Sure enough, it's the same as the female stars in the magazine brought back by the third master. I don't know what it would be like to take it off?" Lee Kum Kee was thinking about this strange question in his heart.