Wu control the world
Chapter 183 Fatty's Weight Pendant
"Linxi, it's damn good to see you survived!" Wei Suo said excitedly, narrowing his eyes.
Lin Xi broke free, walked around the fat man, laughed and cursed: "You have not lost half a catty after days of hard work, hehe, with your current body shape, I am afraid that you will directly crush a two-meter-high man." Orcs can crush that hapless bastard to death!"
"I am fat, so I am here. Fat Lord, my fat is natural. It is not so easy to lose weight. In fact, I found that being fat is not annoying. As you guessed it, this time I fought with a team of orcs. The battle was very difficult." It was intense, and in the end all my weapons were knocked out, so I had to fight hand to hand with a pig."
"You really crushed the orc to death?" Lin Xi asked in surprise.
"Yeah. This pig is tall and strong. From the very beginning, it crushed me tightly, and its claws grabbed my throat. Damn, my throat still hurts when I think about it." Fatty Wei Suo rubbed his throat and coughed A few times, and continued talking. "Just when I thought I was going to be strangled to death by this pig-like orc, hehe, an unlucky fellow next to me was stabbed to death by my comrade-in-arms, and the huge corpse just happened to hit this pig soldier body impartially. He knocked down, now my chance!"
The fat man said happily while gesticulating with his hands and feet. "I saw that I seized the opportunity in an instant, I was as light as a swallow, turned over with a kite, and immediately pressed the pig soldier under me, and then I used the jackhammer, using my weight advantage and buttocks, and sat on it straight away , It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Zhu Yibing suddenly felt bad, and tried his best to strangle me, so I kept doing it, and a more ruthless one came, I used the jackhammer continuously, and heard the sternum crack There was a loud crackling sound, and at the same time accompanied by the screams of the pig soldiers, I stopped when I felt that the animal claws stuck on my neck had no more strength. Hey, Linxi, guess what happened in the end? "
Lin Xi couldn't help laughing at this guy's exaggerated movements and expressions. With this treasure, he unconsciously felt a lot better, and his previous sad emotions disappeared immediately.
"You sat the pig soldier to death?" Lin Xi smiled.If this is the case, he can only mourn in silence for that hapless pig soldier, and he can be killed like this, which is really wronged.
"Well," Fatty Weisuo nodded heavily, with an extremely proud look in his eyes, "The pig soldiers died so badly that I took a bath three times and changed a set of clothes after the battle. I was so scared that I vomited because of the puddle of meat on my buttocks."
"It seems that this battle has taught us a lot! Alright, I'm really happy that you have mastered a brand new murder weapon!" Lin Xi said, patting the fat man on the shoulder.
Wei Suo laughed dryly, and argued, "So being fat also has its benefits. When those pretty girls who met me finally realize and recognize this, that's what I should be most grateful for, Mr. Fatty." Time! Actually, who knows how coquettish my brother is? Who has seen my bravery again? But after this incident, I decided not to lose weight in the future. With my current figure, Fatty, I believe that one day I will be the same Can there be an innocent girl running over and holding my hand, and being shy to me." The fat man straightened his body, raised his head to form a 45-degree angle with Tian Cheng and said intoxicatedly.
subsequently. "Hey, Linxi, wait a minute buddy! No matter how inferior or jealous you are after seeing Brother's incomparable temperament, you don't have to sulk and run away alone!"
Lin Xi really had the urge to kick the dead fat man away.
After arriving at the temporary station of the Northern Army, Lin Xi and Wei Suo successfully found the Heavy Knights.After greeting each other, everyone began to arrange their equipment and clothes. After the battle, they had to rush back to the northern barracks immediately. This was the iron discipline of the troops.
At this time, Linxi's horse, Heizi, had all the injuries healed, and his fur was still shiny, looking extraordinary.
All the sergeants assembled the team and set foot on the way back after saying goodbye to the Western Legion.
Soon, a group of people wearing standard military uniforms walked through the neat phalanx to the front.These people are the leaders of the Western Army Battalion, and they came here to condolences and send Lin Xi and his troops farewell.
The short but memorable battle has made the two great armies know each other and forged a friendship full of trust.On the battlefield, you cover for me and I lay an ambush for you. It is often staged on the soldiers of the two legions.At this moment, General O'Humans, the commander of the Western Legion, was dressed in military uniform, and his words of thanks came from the heart. O'Huimans didn't like empty and useless long speeches. After expressing his heartfelt thanks again, he walked among the soldiers, Shake hands cordially and farewell to several officers.
Lin Xi then wanted to take this opportunity to hand over the evidence he had to General O'Huymans.
Through the introduction of his uncle Nicholas, he knew that the bearded general in front of him was not only rigorous in running the army, but also brave in fighting, but also upright and unafraid of power. Even his uncle who rarely admired others admired him.Therefore, Lin Xi was relieved to entrust important things to him.He believed that through General O'Humans, the people of Shiliu City would surely usher in a spring soon and live a better life from then on.
So when O'Huymans finished shaking hands and was about to leave, Lin Xi dismounted and ran to his side and shouted loudly: "General O'Huymans!"
O'Huimans first stopped in his tracks, looked at the imposing young soldier in military uniform with a smile on his face, and then laughed heartily.
"Isn't this Lin Xi from Chulin College?" Amidst the surprise of the crowd, the general walked towards Lin Xi.
Lin Xi was taken aback for a moment, not understanding how the general who commanded millions of troops in the west knew him, but this was the best way, and Lin Xi felt more at ease when the things were handed over to him.
"It really is you, I knew you had joined the Northern Legion, but I didn't expect to become an official cavalry soldier of the Iron-Blooded Ace Legion and come to us with the big army! Well, it really is a brave boy, I didn't miss it at the time!" Ouhuimansi I am in a good mood, and my love for Linxi is beyond words.
"The general has seen my game in the academy?" After a short thought, Lin Xi thought that only this experience could allow General O'Humans to know himself.
"Not only have you seen it!" General O'Humans whispered, "You even know that you were expelled and recognized as an apprentice by God of War Miller!" A boy of seventeen or eighteen was talking so happily.
Lin Xi smiled, knowing that this was not the time to exchange pleasantries, so she took out the interspatial ring.The ring belonged to Patch. In addition to the original gold bricks, Linxi put two notebooks and a large number of gold coins into it.Now he has also dismantled his affiliation with the ring.
After briefly explaining the matter, Lin Xi expressed her plan.
General O'Humans kept his face calm, but he had been listening carefully, and the fluctuations in his heart were actually very large.When he heard Lin Xi's request, he agreed without saying a word. "Don't worry, since this happened on our western border, I will hand over the evidence and return the gold coins embezzled by Patch to the people. I believe that Stone Flow City will be rejuvenated."
Since he was in front of all the soldiers, Ouhuimans didn't move too much, just took the ring covertly, and then said softly, "Thank you, Linxi!"
Lin Xi also replied in a low voice: "This is what I should do, and the rest will be troublesome to the general."
Then Lin Xi walked back to the team, and O'Huimans also formally bid farewell to the army.From the perspective of others, they would only think that Lin Xi and General O'Humans seemed to be old acquaintances, and their relationship was very unusual, but they didn't see anything else.
Lin Xi broke free, walked around the fat man, laughed and cursed: "You have not lost half a catty after days of hard work, hehe, with your current body shape, I am afraid that you will directly crush a two-meter-high man." Orcs can crush that hapless bastard to death!"
"I am fat, so I am here. Fat Lord, my fat is natural. It is not so easy to lose weight. In fact, I found that being fat is not annoying. As you guessed it, this time I fought with a team of orcs. The battle was very difficult." It was intense, and in the end all my weapons were knocked out, so I had to fight hand to hand with a pig."
"You really crushed the orc to death?" Lin Xi asked in surprise.
"Yeah. This pig is tall and strong. From the very beginning, it crushed me tightly, and its claws grabbed my throat. Damn, my throat still hurts when I think about it." Fatty Wei Suo rubbed his throat and coughed A few times, and continued talking. "Just when I thought I was going to be strangled to death by this pig-like orc, hehe, an unlucky fellow next to me was stabbed to death by my comrade-in-arms, and the huge corpse just happened to hit this pig soldier body impartially. He knocked down, now my chance!"
The fat man said happily while gesticulating with his hands and feet. "I saw that I seized the opportunity in an instant, I was as light as a swallow, turned over with a kite, and immediately pressed the pig soldier under me, and then I used the jackhammer, using my weight advantage and buttocks, and sat on it straight away , It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Zhu Yibing suddenly felt bad, and tried his best to strangle me, so I kept doing it, and a more ruthless one came, I used the jackhammer continuously, and heard the sternum crack There was a loud crackling sound, and at the same time accompanied by the screams of the pig soldiers, I stopped when I felt that the animal claws stuck on my neck had no more strength. Hey, Linxi, guess what happened in the end? "
Lin Xi couldn't help laughing at this guy's exaggerated movements and expressions. With this treasure, he unconsciously felt a lot better, and his previous sad emotions disappeared immediately.
"You sat the pig soldier to death?" Lin Xi smiled.If this is the case, he can only mourn in silence for that hapless pig soldier, and he can be killed like this, which is really wronged.
"Well," Fatty Weisuo nodded heavily, with an extremely proud look in his eyes, "The pig soldiers died so badly that I took a bath three times and changed a set of clothes after the battle. I was so scared that I vomited because of the puddle of meat on my buttocks."
"It seems that this battle has taught us a lot! Alright, I'm really happy that you have mastered a brand new murder weapon!" Lin Xi said, patting the fat man on the shoulder.
Wei Suo laughed dryly, and argued, "So being fat also has its benefits. When those pretty girls who met me finally realize and recognize this, that's what I should be most grateful for, Mr. Fatty." Time! Actually, who knows how coquettish my brother is? Who has seen my bravery again? But after this incident, I decided not to lose weight in the future. With my current figure, Fatty, I believe that one day I will be the same Can there be an innocent girl running over and holding my hand, and being shy to me." The fat man straightened his body, raised his head to form a 45-degree angle with Tian Cheng and said intoxicatedly.
subsequently. "Hey, Linxi, wait a minute buddy! No matter how inferior or jealous you are after seeing Brother's incomparable temperament, you don't have to sulk and run away alone!"
Lin Xi really had the urge to kick the dead fat man away.
After arriving at the temporary station of the Northern Army, Lin Xi and Wei Suo successfully found the Heavy Knights.After greeting each other, everyone began to arrange their equipment and clothes. After the battle, they had to rush back to the northern barracks immediately. This was the iron discipline of the troops.
At this time, Linxi's horse, Heizi, had all the injuries healed, and his fur was still shiny, looking extraordinary.
All the sergeants assembled the team and set foot on the way back after saying goodbye to the Western Legion.
Soon, a group of people wearing standard military uniforms walked through the neat phalanx to the front.These people are the leaders of the Western Army Battalion, and they came here to condolences and send Lin Xi and his troops farewell.
The short but memorable battle has made the two great armies know each other and forged a friendship full of trust.On the battlefield, you cover for me and I lay an ambush for you. It is often staged on the soldiers of the two legions.At this moment, General O'Humans, the commander of the Western Legion, was dressed in military uniform, and his words of thanks came from the heart. O'Huimans didn't like empty and useless long speeches. After expressing his heartfelt thanks again, he walked among the soldiers, Shake hands cordially and farewell to several officers.
Lin Xi then wanted to take this opportunity to hand over the evidence he had to General O'Huymans.
Through the introduction of his uncle Nicholas, he knew that the bearded general in front of him was not only rigorous in running the army, but also brave in fighting, but also upright and unafraid of power. Even his uncle who rarely admired others admired him.Therefore, Lin Xi was relieved to entrust important things to him.He believed that through General O'Humans, the people of Shiliu City would surely usher in a spring soon and live a better life from then on.
So when O'Huymans finished shaking hands and was about to leave, Lin Xi dismounted and ran to his side and shouted loudly: "General O'Huymans!"
O'Huimans first stopped in his tracks, looked at the imposing young soldier in military uniform with a smile on his face, and then laughed heartily.
"Isn't this Lin Xi from Chulin College?" Amidst the surprise of the crowd, the general walked towards Lin Xi.
Lin Xi was taken aback for a moment, not understanding how the general who commanded millions of troops in the west knew him, but this was the best way, and Lin Xi felt more at ease when the things were handed over to him.
"It really is you, I knew you had joined the Northern Legion, but I didn't expect to become an official cavalry soldier of the Iron-Blooded Ace Legion and come to us with the big army! Well, it really is a brave boy, I didn't miss it at the time!" Ouhuimansi I am in a good mood, and my love for Linxi is beyond words.
"The general has seen my game in the academy?" After a short thought, Lin Xi thought that only this experience could allow General O'Humans to know himself.
"Not only have you seen it!" General O'Humans whispered, "You even know that you were expelled and recognized as an apprentice by God of War Miller!" A boy of seventeen or eighteen was talking so happily.
Lin Xi smiled, knowing that this was not the time to exchange pleasantries, so she took out the interspatial ring.The ring belonged to Patch. In addition to the original gold bricks, Linxi put two notebooks and a large number of gold coins into it.Now he has also dismantled his affiliation with the ring.
After briefly explaining the matter, Lin Xi expressed her plan.
General O'Humans kept his face calm, but he had been listening carefully, and the fluctuations in his heart were actually very large.When he heard Lin Xi's request, he agreed without saying a word. "Don't worry, since this happened on our western border, I will hand over the evidence and return the gold coins embezzled by Patch to the people. I believe that Stone Flow City will be rejuvenated."
Since he was in front of all the soldiers, Ouhuimans didn't move too much, just took the ring covertly, and then said softly, "Thank you, Linxi!"
Lin Xi also replied in a low voice: "This is what I should do, and the rest will be troublesome to the general."
Then Lin Xi walked back to the team, and O'Huimans also formally bid farewell to the army.From the perspective of others, they would only think that Lin Xi and General O'Humans seemed to be old acquaintances, and their relationship was very unusual, but they didn't see anything else.
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