Killer Pretty Queen

Chapter 122 Island Legend

This is really a novel story.All of a sudden, in the entire hall of Tianshou Palace, many civil and military ministers could not help but crane their necks, all of them were looking forward to listening to Xiao Li's continuation.

What's more, even the emperor on the high platform couldn't hold back: "Oh? According to Xiao Aiqing, not only did the man named Wu Dalang not die, but he also encountered some unexpected things?" When the emperor said this, he couldn't help urging her again and again: "Little Aiqing, you might as well speak up quickly, and let me come to open my eyes."

Xiao Li smiled and nodded at the emperor: "At that time, after Wu Dalang drank a few sips of water in the East China Sea, he fell asleep, but he didn't expect that he would be swept up to several islands by the sea during this journey. After the local fishermen saw him, they quickly salvaged him and found that he was still breathing, so they hurriedly asked someone to treat him, and it turned out that the dying Wu Dalang was actually saved."

"Woo..." Hearing what she said, everyone in the hall secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Li went on to say: "Seeing that Wu Dalang came back alive, the local fishermen couldn't help being overjoyed, and rushed to tell each other—it turns out that the people living on these islands were born very short and ugly for generations. There is such a tall, heroic, and mighty man coming up, and everyone can't help but feel happy."

"Coax hahaha..." Hearing this, there was finally a roar of laughter from the hall.

Xiao Li held back her laughter, and continued to speak solemnly: "The locals naturally have their own considerations. What they think in their hearts is that if they can use this man's height advantage to improve their own race, then their future Wouldn't the descendants be like Wu Dalang, and gradually become tall and mighty?"

"Hahaha..." Suddenly, the laughter in the hall became louder and louder.Someone even shouted loudly: "Little general, tell me quickly, what happened after that?"

"Afterwards..." Xiao Li put on a trick for a while: "Why don't you all guess what happened afterwards?"

"Little Aiqing, don't be a fool." At this time, even the empress couldn't help it anymore, she giggled and said to Xiao Li, "Hurry up and tell everyone the answer."

But Xiao Li said with a smile: "If you don't say it, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future benefits. Wu Dalang really complied with this sentence, and left those two people who were determined to put him to death, and came to this ignorant place. The island country in a state of ignorance was actually regarded as a god-man by the local residents, and they unanimously elected him as the king. Since then, Sangong Liuyuan and 72 concubines have really tried their best to make everyone happy. And not long after, these The woman also gave birth to a large group of princes for him. Afterwards, these princes were scattered among the people and married with commoner women, so since then, the height of the local residents has really improved significantly.”

Hearing Xiao Li's talk up to this point, all the officials in the hall also nodded in satisfaction: "It seems that he really got a blessing in disguise, and he even became the lord of a country."

Xiao Li nodded and said, "That's right, after Wu Dalang became the lord of the country, he can be regarded as a wise monarch. At the beginning, he was very diligent in handling state affairs. , leave the court early without anything to do.' But after a few days, he felt bored. Because he can't do the trivial things of the officials, and he will waste half a day. Isn't it in vain like this? Wasting a lot of his good time?"

Hearing this, someone suddenly interrupted: "Wouldn't he let the officials write important things in a memorial?"

Xiao Li smiled at him after hearing this: "This lord is right. Wu Dalang did think of this at the time. It's a pity that after he said this idea, those local officials were very surprised. It turned out that they didn't I know what 'writing' is, but it turns out that they don't have words there."

"So that's how it is." After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized.

I only heard Xiao Li continue to talk: "Wu Dalang was very helpless when he heard it at the time, but fortunately he was a person from a civilized country. So he decided to use his limited knowledge to hold a school in the island country to teach everyone to learn characters. But after all, Wu Dalang is just a baker who sells sesame seed cakes, and he knows very limited characters. Many characters can only remember some radicals. And when the officials learned it and spread it to the outside world, they forgot some parts of some characters, so it became Some 'fake' characters, but fortunately they still have the characters, and gradually formed their own culture."

After hearing this, all the ministers in the hall couldn't help but shook their heads and sighed, deeply feeling that Wu Dalang is really not a simple person.But the story wasn't over yet, so everyone listened carefully to Xiao Li's narration.

"After Wu Dalang implemented this reform, he got more support. Until one day, when he was reading the memorial, he discovered another problem. But it turned out that none of the memorials handed over by the ministers were signed. Until At this time, Wu Dalang discovered that his subjects didn't even have names."

Someone heard this, and couldn't help but ask again: "No name, how can this work?"

Xiao Li smiled and said: "That's right. Wu Dalang thought the same way. This is not acceptable. After all, everyone has to have a name and surname. However, what names should we give them?" How about Zhao Qian, Sun Li? It feels too vulgar, so let’s just let anyone live with their surname. So since then, there have been surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita, and Yamaguchi.”

"As for the names, let's go one, two, three, and four. But the boss can't be called Dalang, because it violates his taboo, so he can only be called Taro, and ### can't be called Erlang, because Wu Dalang is still There is a younger brother named Takejiro, so I can only be called Jiro, as for the others, I don’t have to worry about it. So there are names like Yamaguchi Taro, Tanaka Jiro and so on.”

But at this time, I saw the envoy of the Fusang Kingdom just now standing up from the seat with a "huo" again: "Your Majesty, your female general keeps saying that she doesn't know our emperor." Your Majesty, but now, why does she insult my Majesty the Emperor by uttering rude words again and again!"

After Xiao Li heard this, her eyes widened even more, she looked at the messenger and said with a smile: "Ah? Isn't it? This story was just made up by the general. Could it really have something to do with your emperor?"

"Why not?" The envoy was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick: "Although most of what you said is the real experience of my emperor, you still don't take my father seriously." Oh, you actually took a mouthful of Wu Ah Lang, you are clearly insulting my emperor, His Majesty the Emperor!"

Xiao Li almost stopped laughing when she heard it, and thought to herself, where does this come from, this is just a joke she read on the Internet in her previous life, how did it all become true when she got here?

But what did this man just say?

"Uh, this emissary, just now you said Wu... ah, it is your Emperor, why did this general hear that you called him Emperor Father again? Could it be that you are really..."

I saw the short fat man sticking out his chest, and replied: "That's right, I am the eldest son of His Majesty Your Concubine Youfei, so is Taro Aoi! Come to celebrate His Majesty's birthday, and there is one more thing, I hope that with the help of His Majesty, I can bring the original wife who my father left here back to my Fusang country."

When Xiao Li heard this, she had a funny look on her face: "I heard the general right, right? His Majesty's original wife, are you sure she's still alive?"

"That's why I asked His Majesty the Emperor to promise another marriage." nnd, it turned out that this fellow was so cunning that he was here waiting to block her words.

However, Xiao Li is not afraid of him.

I saw Xiao Li smiling at him in a leisurely manner: "Excuse me, Taro Aoi, why does His Majesty the Emperor already have so many concubines and is still not satisfied, and even sent you to my Daling Country to propose marriage?" ?”

"This..." Taro Aoi couldn't help hesitating when he heard the words, but after that, he gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his final decision: "That's because, although His Majesty the Emperor has countless beauties, in his In my heart, I still can't forget my original wife who is far away in my hometown. It is said that she is a stunning beauty who can overwhelm the city..."

Speaking of this, Taro Aoi's eyes were filled with confusion: "According to my father, she is a stunning beauty in the world. Back then, in his hometown, I don't know how many men They're all obsessed with him."

"I see." After hearing his words, the people in the hall couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing: "It seems that your Majesty the Emperor has never let go of that woman in his heart."

Xiao Li burst out laughing when she heard it: "Actually, from the point of view of this general, Your Excellency, you don't have to be so discouraged. Because according to this general's calculation, in a few years, the women in your Fusang country will become more and more beautiful." The more beautiful and gentle you are, the more bold and unrestrained your style will be. Especially your lineage, if this general does his calculations well, after thousands of years, your Aoi family will definitely produce a stunner who is famous all over the world."

"What General Xiao said, is it true?" Hearing this, Taro Aoi's face suddenly became extremely excited: "According to your opinion, can I, Aoi's lineage, really produce a stunning beauty?"

But I didn't want Xiao Li to purse her lips and laugh suddenly when she heard the words: "There is a saying in Buddhism, I don't know if you have heard it - the so-called form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. That's all!"

"Oh..." After hearing her words, Aoi Dalang couldn't help but ponder, but Xiao Li can be sure that he absolutely didn't understand.

But, alas!Xiao Li felt that she was really shameless, did this seem like something a talented woman did?This is simply a female hooligan, okay?But, Nima... all of this is too much of a coincidence, right?The Japanese people in this archipelago are really descendants of Wu Dalang? !Nima, what the hell is going on like that!