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1459 The Henpecked Hu Mie Tang ([-])!

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In his whole life, Hu Mietang had two hobbies.

First, murder.

Second, smoking.

When Hu Mietang decided to kill someone, there were not many people in the world who could persuade him, at most there were only a few people like Lao Longteng.

But even if the birdmen from Old Longteng came, it would be impossible to persuade him to quit smoking.

It can be seen from this that the status of cigarettes in Hu Mietang's heart is so high that it is even more important than human life, so much so that he swore to show his determination with this.

"This is what you said yourself, you are not allowed to return."

After hearing what Hu Mietang said, Hu Xiaotang nodded in satisfaction, retracted the knife, turned around and shouted to the door: "Brother Chu, come out!"

Brother Chu, where did Brother Chu come from... After Hu destroyed Tang Yileng, he saw Chu Yang with a wicked smile on his face, showing himself from outside the door.

"Ouch!"

After seeing Chu Yang, Hu Mietang's very beautiful old white face would immediately become coquettish like a big red cloth, and he shouted: "You, aren't you still at the gate of the manor? Come in!?"

Thinking that someone from Chu didn't know when he came here, and probably peeked at the scene where the couple kissed just now, Hu Mietang felt ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in: I'm his teacher Ah, not only was he seen kissing his wife, but he also saw me being cowardly in the hands of my daughter. This time my dignity was completely swept away!

After seeing Hu Mietang blushing and Aliena hastily turning around, someone from Chu knew what the two couples were feeling, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Hello teacher, hello teacher, I didn't see anything just now, I didn't hear anything. Originally, I planned to wait at the gate of the manor, but two enthusiastic junior sisters went to pick me up, so I followed, but I swear, I really didn't..."

After all, Hu Mietang is a man, and his skin is much thicker than Aliena. After being seen by the students, he quickly adjusted his mentality, and said with a straight face without waving his hands: "Okay, okay , don’t explain anything to me, as if I don’t know that you are taking care of the teacher’s face? This kind of thing can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words, I have received your filial piety, come in.”

"It's the teacher who understands the students' difficulties." Chu Yang flattered the twins and walked into the living room after wiping the twins' bodies.

Hu Xiaotang and Hu Xiaona naturally hugged one of his arms and walked in together.

Hu Mietang, who was just about to turn around and say something to Aliena, glanced behind this scene from the corner of his eyes, as if stung by a scorpion, jumped over, stretched out his hand and pulled a pair of baby girls behind his back, with a smile on his face He explained: "Good little Tang, good Xiaona, you brother Chu just got off the plane, and you haven't washed away the dust all the way. You'd better stay away from him, so as not to be infected with bird flu or something."

"What bird flu, how could I provoke that disease?"

Someone from Chu looked at Hu Mietang in a confused way, and immediately understood: Oh, this is because I am afraid that I will have ill intentions against these two children!

Chu Yang gave a helpless wry smile, walked up to Aliena, bowed respectfully and said hello: "Student Chu Yang, I have met Mrs. Mistress."

Aliena looked at Chu Yang with a smile on her face, and said again and again: "Oh, don't be so polite... Chu Yang, don't worry about your teacher's small belly, he is just like this, following Qin Yuguan I learned some thieves who are suspicious and suspicious, and I said that he is not the same, but he can't change it, in fact, as long as he is taught, he can still change his appearance."

Hu Mietang didn't care about Aliena's sarcasm at all, but just snorted coldly and said: "Hmph, although this kid is my student, he is a playboy like Qin Laoqi, and he can't deal with people who don't know the world. The girls here are very good at it, and I have two baby bumps, Xiao Tang and Xiao Na, in my family, so I have to be wary of him, this is the duty of a father, what is wrong with being a thief?"

Chu Yang said dumbfoundedly: "Yes, yes, teacher, you are right. I promise I won't look at the two junior sisters in the future. You should feel at ease now, right?"

Before Hu Mietang could say anything, his pair of precious daughters pushed him aside together, and protested in unison: "Old Hu, what do you mean, we are all higher than you, and we have already If you don't have the ability to independently distinguish between traitors and loyalties, why do you still need to use Laibo? Bo? Our affection with brother Chu is just a brother-sister relationship, how can it be as dirty as you think?"

After scolding Lao Hu shamelessly, the two girls said to Chu Yang again: "Brother Chu, when you were at the door just now, you promised us to become honorary citizens of Maya New City, not because of my dad's nonsense. Ba Dao, why don’t you change your mind? Then we will all despise you and sabotage your purpose of coming here!”

Seeing that the pair of precious daughters had run over the two big men, Hu Mietang and Chu Yang, to such an embarrassing condition, Aliena stopped smiling, frowned and scolded in a low voice: "Xiaotang, Xiaona, both of you Go back to the study to practice calligraphy, no one can come out without my permission! Go, go!"

In most families, most of them are strict fathers and loving mothers: the father sings black faces to offend others, and the wife plays white faces to win people's hearts.

But here at Hu Mietang, it's just the opposite. A typical strict mother and loving father, Hu Xiaotang and the sisters don't treat Lao Hu as a dish at all, but they are very jealous of Alena, otherwise they wouldn't immediately He lowered his head and looked at Lao Hu pretending to be pitiful.

In the past, whenever Aliena lost her temper with the sisters, it was Lao Hu who came forward to say good things. This has become an inherent pattern in this family.

As for Hu Mietang, he is also used to being the "protector god" for the two daughters. After seeing their pitiful appearance, he had long forgotten the scene of being held up by the knife just now, and coughed and just wanted to say " Why don't they just let them go out to play and don't need to practice calligraphy? ’, but saw Alena glaring at him fiercely, and quickly changed her words: “Cough… well, you should go to practice calligraphy. When other children are this old, they have already gone to school. Where? Is it comfortable to have you two studying at home? Alright, alright, good boy, go quickly, or else when your mother really gets angry, there is nothing I can do about it.”

"Old Hu, you have no manliness at all, I despise you!"

"Hmph, you deserve to be crushed by a woman for the rest of your life!"

When the Hu Xiaotang sisters saw that Lao Hu was actually helping their mother to control them, they yelled twice angrily, and jumped out of the door before Aliena opened her eyes and wanted to come over.

"The waywardness of the two children is caused by your teacher's pampering, Chu Yang, don't laugh at me."

Aliena said "blame herself" with a somewhat embarrassing expression, and then warmly invited Chu Yang to sit down: "Sit down, you can't come here easily, if you want to drink something, I'll get it for you, coffee? Or beer ,Cola?"

"Okay, don't be courteous and pretend to be a good person here, let's make tea." Lao Hu felt very humiliated by being ridiculed by his wife, so he puffed out his stomach and waved to Aliena , beckoning her to make tea.

"Yo, you're still in good spirits... OK, I'll make tea, you two will chat first." Aliena just wanted to pinch her waist with her hands to show her femininity, but she felt that if she guarded Chu Yang, she would have to give to Lao Hu no matter what. She only needs to save face, otherwise she will be mistaken for a ferocious tigress.

While Aliena was making tea, Hu Mietang sat on the sofa opposite Chu Yang, spread his hands helplessly, smiled wryly and said in a low voice: "Oh, you have seen it, I have no status at home. No, being a man like this is considered a failure. Chu Yang, since you are here today, I will simply teach you one more trick, which can be regarded as the final teaching of everything!"

Chu Yang quickly straightened his back, put his hands on his knees, and said seriously: "Teacher, please tell me, I will definitely keep it in my heart!"

"Don't be so serious, take it easy."

Hu Mietang waved his hand, threw Chu Yang a cigarette, and said in a low voice, "Actually, this trick is not a big deal, it can be regarded as advice. When you treat your women in the future, you must not coddle or indulge them. Show off the aura of a man and make them obey you, or else my today will be your tomorrow!"

Chu Yang really didn't expect that the last trick Hu Mietang said was to teach him to suppress the women in his family. It was a bit ironic, and he just wanted to say, "Teacher, don't worry about this. I'm at home as a student." But the Supreme Emperor, those women dare not take me as a dish, and I will serve them in the family." At the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Aliena listening with her ears upright, so she said seriously: "Teacher, I'm sorry I can't do what you said."

Hu Mietang, whose back was facing Aliena, was taken aback for a moment: "Why?"

Chu Yang said awe-inspiringly: "Someone once said that there are thousands of reasons for unhappy families in the world, but there is only one reason for all happy families!"

"Who said this?" Hu Mietang asked very interestedly: "Then why are all the happy families in the world happy?"

Chu Yang also pretended to be mysterious and replied: "Who said this sentence, I can't remember, but I know that the reason why all happy families are happy is because the husband is afraid of his wife. Men are all standard wives who are strictly controlled..."

Before Chu Yang could finish speaking, Hu Mietang jumped up from the sofa and shouted angrily, "Fart, shit, shit! Who said this? Why don't you tell me, I have to twist it!" Break his neck! Let me tell you, Chu Yang, if a man wants to be happy, he must... There is something wrong with your eyes, why are you blinking here?"

Aliena's voice came from behind Hu Mietang coldly: "Hu Mietang, keep talking, if a man wants to be happy, do he have to marry more wives, or do he have to suppress his wife to live? Hurry up! If what you say makes sense, I will do it!"

At this time, Hu Mietang remembered that when he lost his temper just now, he had forgotten that Aliena was behind him. At the same time, he also understood why Chu Yang had said that just now. After the guy snickering in his stomach, he turned around and said with a smile on his face, "Hey, Aliena, you misunderstood me."