Get rid of the wife to pick up girls
Chapter 1550 Half asleep and half awake !
Chapter 1550 Half asleep and half awake (1)!
Common people often say: hitting is kissing, scolding is love.
I don't know who said this sentence, and there is no way to verify it, but since the day this sentence was circulated, it has been hailed by men as the golden rule of love between men and women.
In the past, Chu Yang also thought that this sentence was true: Chai Daguan used her eccentricity to interpret this sentence vividly.
But now, Chu Yang suspects that this sentence is probably a fart, because King Zeus bit his shoulder, it hurts too much, it doesn't mean a little ### at all, it's like treating suffering A vengeful enemy, or a woman from a good family resists a perverted stick to the death, she will use as much force as her teeth bite!
If King Zeus was from Huaxia, then she bit Chu Yang just like Chai Murong bit him, at most he bit him, and there were bloody teeth marks on his shoulders.
The reason for saying this is because Chinese people usually eat very cooked food, and when they open their mouths to bite raw meat, at most they will bleed.
But King Zeus, his children are the kind of masters who are used to eating half-cooked steaks. After a long time, the bite force of the teeth is quite strong.
So, when she bit down on Chu Yang's shoulder, the destructive power produced was not what Chai Murong's small white teeth could match. The ruthlessness of tearing off a piece of meat.
This time, Chu was in complete pain (the flesh on his body was so hard to be bitten off, who would not be in pain?), and was completely annoyed, he shrank his shoulders suddenly with a yell, and it was too late After doing the following things, he grabbed her long golden hair with his left hand, and with his right hand hung the wind, and slapped King Zeus's white and tender left cheek.
The reason why "bang" is used here instead of the adjective "slap" to describe Chu Yang's slap in the face of King Zeus is because he slapped King Zeus so hard.
If it was just a 'snap', King Zeus would at most have blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.
But now, there was a 'bang'... If King Zeus hadn't really supported the beating, she would have spit out all her teeth, not just bleeding.
However, even though King Zeus did endure the beating and didn't spit out her teeth, after being beaten, she was immediately stunned, like a rag doll thrown away by a child. The child was lying on the side of the sofa.
So, as King Zeus' body was knocked down on the side of the sofa, she assumed a very hot pose: the body parts above her buttocks protruded out of the side of the sofa, and the back of her head almost touched the floor.But her lower body, because of the burden in the middle of her body, was lifted up naturally, exposing her most mysterious part... the red fungus, just like that, to Chu's eyes.
Under the severe pain, Chu turned his head and glanced at the bloody (almost bitten off, white) shoulder, he became even more furious when he hissed, and raised his hand to slap her, but stopped.
"Okay, you dare to bite me, okay!"
Chu said with gritted teeth, and pressed her right hand on King Zeus's chest, so that she had no chance to stand up, and cursed in a low voice: "Stinky bastard, people in our hometown always say 'bitch! Don’t poot buttocks, male dogs don’t have upper body’. You were clearly flirting just now, but you still pretended to be a chaste lady, I’m stupid, if I didn’t kill you today, I would count it as your birth!!”
Under the rage, Chu not only uttered a series of obscene words, but also lost the most basic sense: no matter how powerful a man is, how can he kill a woman on the bed?
What's more, this woman is King Zeus, whose height, weight, and kung fu are no longer under Chu Yang, so he wants to use the most manly way###her, this is definitely a dream, when he said this sentence, he just Destined to be someone else's son, alas, what a pity.
However, Chu, who has lost his mind now, doesn't seem to mind being the son of King Zeus at all, he just ruthlessly ### is like standing on the sofa with one foot and the ground with the other , Facing the red and bright red fungus of King Zeus, he stood up suddenly...
"Ah! Ah... Ah!!"
Following the long scream of King Zeus, Chu, who was not prepared for the slightest prelude, stabbed the longest part of his body into the deepest part of her.
When all the people from Chu entered the body of King Zeus, King Zeus, who had been struggling desperately, suddenly seemed to have lost his life, and he didn't move anymore. His eyes were staring at the ceiling, his face was as pale as the ceiling. s color.
……
To be honest, before King Zeus brought Chu Yang into Mount Olympus, he still felt that rescuing Huang Dongdong and Kawashima Yoshiko during the "revisiting the old place" was not a piece of cake, but it shouldn't be too difficult.
King Zeus can have such great confidence, mostly because she used to (in her subconscious, and now she is) once the owner of Mount Olympus.
It shouldn't be a problem for the owner to find someone or something on its own territory.
However, in fact, it made the owner of King Zeus very frustrated, because in these two days, apart from being able to roam freely among the 'folk', she couldn't get close to the most important places on the mountain, especially the Temple of the Gods, guarding the There are at least several hundred guards over there.
And every time Chai Fangxiang travels, a large number of guards have to clear the "road ahead" for him in advance, and the scale is no less than the US President's tour.
Originally, according to Chu Yang's intention, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity when Chai Fangxiang was out on patrol, and just kill him abruptly like this: according to the force value of the two of them, if they want to restrain the guards around Chai Fangxiang after clearing them away , even if it is difficult, it is not that there is no chance at all.
But King Zeus disagreed with Chu Yang's proposal.
No one else, because King Zeus cared about these citizens on Mount Olympus very much, and didn't want to kill innocent people in order to save two people. Although these people had betrayed her long ago under the stimulation of money and beautiful women, she was still stubborn. Thinking: I will be their master again one day, and I don't want my people to be mortally struck again because of this!
For King Zeus's stubbornness, Chu was very helpless, so he had no choice but to make fun of "I am not the kind of person who kills innocent people indiscriminately" and reluctantly agreed with her opinion.
Just because King Zeus didn't want to kill innocent people indiscriminately, she and Chu Yang stayed here for two days before achieving any results, which made her very depressed.
Tonight, after returning from a day of doing nothing, not only Chu Yang was in a bad mood, but King Zeus was also upset because of his guilt towards him. After saying a few words, he lay on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest, thinking about tomorrow plan of.
However, when King Zeus was lying on the sofa (two nights, both of them have been resting on the sofa like this), thinking about things with closed eyes, thinking for a long time, his head hurts, but he couldn't think of anything At that time, he heard a movement from Chu Yang behind him, so he turned around in surprise.
King Zeus saw: Chu Yang, who opened his eyes, stood up from the sofa!
Chu Yang stood up from the sofa with his eyes open. This is a very normal thing, just like a person who is out of breath while alive, and a woman who has to wear clothes when she goes to the street.
But what made King Zeus feel abnormal was that Chu Yang, who stood up with his eyes open, did not have the usual agility in his eyes at all, like a person who lost his soul, or was sleepwalking, so he stood up straight, his eyes straight Googo looked at her, her heavy breathing could be heard even from outside the door.
What happened to him... King Zeus was taken aback by Chu Yang in front of him, and quickly stood up from the sofa. He naturally gathered the hair that blocked his eyes with his left hand, and asked loudly in surprise: " Chu Yang, what are you looking at me for?"
King Zeus can swear to God: when she said this, her voice was absolutely high enough for the deaf to hear.
But Chu Yang, who was obviously not deaf, turned a deaf ear to her words, and walked towards her with his eyes fixed.
After seeing something wrong with Chu Yang, King Zeus subconsciously grabbed his clothes (generally speaking, when a woman perceives danger from a man, she should grab her clothes first, even if She is the proud and great King Zeus), just when she was about to back away from this guy, she saw him rushing towards him like a wolf!
"Don't come here, don't! Don't do this, don't!"
King Zeus, who had no time to retreat, was thrown down on the sofa by Chu Yang, and grabbed his shoulders, screaming and asking him what he was going to do.
At this time, the God that Westerners believe in stood in mid-air and smiled and said: "Hey, silly boy, when a man pushes you, a woman, to the bed, besides asking for a strong woman ###, my old man really can't find it." Give a second reason to explain why he did this. Alas, you are so stupid, you can’t even figure out this thing, and you still have the face to call yourself King Zeus. I think you still believe in it in the future. My old man got it, at least I can tell you clearly how to deal with this situation now. Come on, follow the steps I said: [-], split your legs. [-], look shy and intoxicated. [-], He hummed happily. Four..."
It's a pity that King Zeus is King Zeus. She thought she was the only creator in the world, and she would never believe in a certain great god. She still shouted a series of articles while Chu Yangke was undressing him vigorously. Nonsense: "Chu Yang, you bastard, are you crazy? Hurry up, let go of me, let go of me!"
When a man is an asshole, and the asshole is crazy, do you think he will listen to others and obediently let go of some prey that is about to get his hands?
"No, he won't, he will go forward bravely, like my old man."
At this time, the God standing among the clouds shook his head with a kind smile on his face, so he put his right hand into his crotch and began to squirm ahead of time.
Maybe King Zeus's aura is too great to feel God's advice, but at this moment, Chu, who seems to be crazy, was undoubtedly "enthusiastically lured" by his old man, and he tore them apart three times I took off King Zeus's pants, and then took out that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Common people often say: hitting is kissing, scolding is love.
I don't know who said this sentence, and there is no way to verify it, but since the day this sentence was circulated, it has been hailed by men as the golden rule of love between men and women.
In the past, Chu Yang also thought that this sentence was true: Chai Daguan used her eccentricity to interpret this sentence vividly.
But now, Chu Yang suspects that this sentence is probably a fart, because King Zeus bit his shoulder, it hurts too much, it doesn't mean a little ### at all, it's like treating suffering A vengeful enemy, or a woman from a good family resists a perverted stick to the death, she will use as much force as her teeth bite!
If King Zeus was from Huaxia, then she bit Chu Yang just like Chai Murong bit him, at most he bit him, and there were bloody teeth marks on his shoulders.
The reason for saying this is because Chinese people usually eat very cooked food, and when they open their mouths to bite raw meat, at most they will bleed.
But King Zeus, his children are the kind of masters who are used to eating half-cooked steaks. After a long time, the bite force of the teeth is quite strong.
So, when she bit down on Chu Yang's shoulder, the destructive power produced was not what Chai Murong's small white teeth could match. The ruthlessness of tearing off a piece of meat.
This time, Chu was in complete pain (the flesh on his body was so hard to be bitten off, who would not be in pain?), and was completely annoyed, he shrank his shoulders suddenly with a yell, and it was too late After doing the following things, he grabbed her long golden hair with his left hand, and with his right hand hung the wind, and slapped King Zeus's white and tender left cheek.
The reason why "bang" is used here instead of the adjective "slap" to describe Chu Yang's slap in the face of King Zeus is because he slapped King Zeus so hard.
If it was just a 'snap', King Zeus would at most have blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.
But now, there was a 'bang'... If King Zeus hadn't really supported the beating, she would have spit out all her teeth, not just bleeding.
However, even though King Zeus did endure the beating and didn't spit out her teeth, after being beaten, she was immediately stunned, like a rag doll thrown away by a child. The child was lying on the side of the sofa.
So, as King Zeus' body was knocked down on the side of the sofa, she assumed a very hot pose: the body parts above her buttocks protruded out of the side of the sofa, and the back of her head almost touched the floor.But her lower body, because of the burden in the middle of her body, was lifted up naturally, exposing her most mysterious part... the red fungus, just like that, to Chu's eyes.
Under the severe pain, Chu turned his head and glanced at the bloody (almost bitten off, white) shoulder, he became even more furious when he hissed, and raised his hand to slap her, but stopped.
"Okay, you dare to bite me, okay!"
Chu said with gritted teeth, and pressed her right hand on King Zeus's chest, so that she had no chance to stand up, and cursed in a low voice: "Stinky bastard, people in our hometown always say 'bitch! Don’t poot buttocks, male dogs don’t have upper body’. You were clearly flirting just now, but you still pretended to be a chaste lady, I’m stupid, if I didn’t kill you today, I would count it as your birth!!”
Under the rage, Chu not only uttered a series of obscene words, but also lost the most basic sense: no matter how powerful a man is, how can he kill a woman on the bed?
What's more, this woman is King Zeus, whose height, weight, and kung fu are no longer under Chu Yang, so he wants to use the most manly way###her, this is definitely a dream, when he said this sentence, he just Destined to be someone else's son, alas, what a pity.
However, Chu, who has lost his mind now, doesn't seem to mind being the son of King Zeus at all, he just ruthlessly ### is like standing on the sofa with one foot and the ground with the other , Facing the red and bright red fungus of King Zeus, he stood up suddenly...
"Ah! Ah... Ah!!"
Following the long scream of King Zeus, Chu, who was not prepared for the slightest prelude, stabbed the longest part of his body into the deepest part of her.
When all the people from Chu entered the body of King Zeus, King Zeus, who had been struggling desperately, suddenly seemed to have lost his life, and he didn't move anymore. His eyes were staring at the ceiling, his face was as pale as the ceiling. s color.
……
To be honest, before King Zeus brought Chu Yang into Mount Olympus, he still felt that rescuing Huang Dongdong and Kawashima Yoshiko during the "revisiting the old place" was not a piece of cake, but it shouldn't be too difficult.
King Zeus can have such great confidence, mostly because she used to (in her subconscious, and now she is) once the owner of Mount Olympus.
It shouldn't be a problem for the owner to find someone or something on its own territory.
However, in fact, it made the owner of King Zeus very frustrated, because in these two days, apart from being able to roam freely among the 'folk', she couldn't get close to the most important places on the mountain, especially the Temple of the Gods, guarding the There are at least several hundred guards over there.
And every time Chai Fangxiang travels, a large number of guards have to clear the "road ahead" for him in advance, and the scale is no less than the US President's tour.
Originally, according to Chu Yang's intention, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity when Chai Fangxiang was out on patrol, and just kill him abruptly like this: according to the force value of the two of them, if they want to restrain the guards around Chai Fangxiang after clearing them away , even if it is difficult, it is not that there is no chance at all.
But King Zeus disagreed with Chu Yang's proposal.
No one else, because King Zeus cared about these citizens on Mount Olympus very much, and didn't want to kill innocent people in order to save two people. Although these people had betrayed her long ago under the stimulation of money and beautiful women, she was still stubborn. Thinking: I will be their master again one day, and I don't want my people to be mortally struck again because of this!
For King Zeus's stubbornness, Chu was very helpless, so he had no choice but to make fun of "I am not the kind of person who kills innocent people indiscriminately" and reluctantly agreed with her opinion.
Just because King Zeus didn't want to kill innocent people indiscriminately, she and Chu Yang stayed here for two days before achieving any results, which made her very depressed.
Tonight, after returning from a day of doing nothing, not only Chu Yang was in a bad mood, but King Zeus was also upset because of his guilt towards him. After saying a few words, he lay on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest, thinking about tomorrow plan of.
However, when King Zeus was lying on the sofa (two nights, both of them have been resting on the sofa like this), thinking about things with closed eyes, thinking for a long time, his head hurts, but he couldn't think of anything At that time, he heard a movement from Chu Yang behind him, so he turned around in surprise.
King Zeus saw: Chu Yang, who opened his eyes, stood up from the sofa!
Chu Yang stood up from the sofa with his eyes open. This is a very normal thing, just like a person who is out of breath while alive, and a woman who has to wear clothes when she goes to the street.
But what made King Zeus feel abnormal was that Chu Yang, who stood up with his eyes open, did not have the usual agility in his eyes at all, like a person who lost his soul, or was sleepwalking, so he stood up straight, his eyes straight Googo looked at her, her heavy breathing could be heard even from outside the door.
What happened to him... King Zeus was taken aback by Chu Yang in front of him, and quickly stood up from the sofa. He naturally gathered the hair that blocked his eyes with his left hand, and asked loudly in surprise: " Chu Yang, what are you looking at me for?"
King Zeus can swear to God: when she said this, her voice was absolutely high enough for the deaf to hear.
But Chu Yang, who was obviously not deaf, turned a deaf ear to her words, and walked towards her with his eyes fixed.
After seeing something wrong with Chu Yang, King Zeus subconsciously grabbed his clothes (generally speaking, when a woman perceives danger from a man, she should grab her clothes first, even if She is the proud and great King Zeus), just when she was about to back away from this guy, she saw him rushing towards him like a wolf!
"Don't come here, don't! Don't do this, don't!"
King Zeus, who had no time to retreat, was thrown down on the sofa by Chu Yang, and grabbed his shoulders, screaming and asking him what he was going to do.
At this time, the God that Westerners believe in stood in mid-air and smiled and said: "Hey, silly boy, when a man pushes you, a woman, to the bed, besides asking for a strong woman ###, my old man really can't find it." Give a second reason to explain why he did this. Alas, you are so stupid, you can’t even figure out this thing, and you still have the face to call yourself King Zeus. I think you still believe in it in the future. My old man got it, at least I can tell you clearly how to deal with this situation now. Come on, follow the steps I said: [-], split your legs. [-], look shy and intoxicated. [-], He hummed happily. Four..."
It's a pity that King Zeus is King Zeus. She thought she was the only creator in the world, and she would never believe in a certain great god. She still shouted a series of articles while Chu Yangke was undressing him vigorously. Nonsense: "Chu Yang, you bastard, are you crazy? Hurry up, let go of me, let go of me!"
When a man is an asshole, and the asshole is crazy, do you think he will listen to others and obediently let go of some prey that is about to get his hands?
"No, he won't, he will go forward bravely, like my old man."
At this time, the God standing among the clouds shook his head with a kind smile on his face, so he put his right hand into his crotch and began to squirm ahead of time.
Maybe King Zeus's aura is too great to feel God's advice, but at this moment, Chu, who seems to be crazy, was undoubtedly "enthusiastically lured" by his old man, and he tore them apart three times I took off King Zeus's pants, and then took out that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
You'll Also Like
-
One person controls one prison. After entering the world, I am invincible.
Chapter 2568 8 hours ago -
I stack buffs in a weird world!
Chapter 622 8 hours ago -
You, a druid, go to practice Taoism?
Chapter 206 20 hours ago -
The magician of the fairy tale world
Chapter 183 20 hours ago -
What if I become a beast?
Chapter 567 20 hours ago -
I am the best in Xiuxian cheating, you guys will bear all the damage
Chapter 170 21 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortality: Taking on the cause and taking over the result, fellow Taoists, help me!
Chapter 99 21 hours ago -
Immortal cultivation starts with copying
Chapter 302 22 hours ago -
Primordial Era: Even the Three Purities Must Call Me Second Uncle
Chapter 246 22 hours ago -
This is what a fairy should be like
Chapter 45 22 hours ago