Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

Chapter 1740 End of the testimonial!

Ladies and gentlemen, up to now, the [-]-month-long "Let's Get Away From My Wife and Pick Up Girls" has been completed!

The full text is more than 560 million words. In nearly two years, the brothers have put a lot of effort into this book.

Of course, too much has been gained.

In addition to a large amount of money, the most important thing is to get the approval of many buddies and sisters!

Here, the brothers bow to everyone with gratitude!

If you still kowtow...you can avoid it.

This is too hypocritical, huh, huh.

Really, regardless of the performance of this book for the time being, if it is not for the support of brothers and sisters, this book will never come to where it is today.

Of course, in addition to the brothers and sisters, I have to give special thanks to editors (Autumn Rain and Fallen Leaves), Guan Shuwen, Ge Ge, Brother Ping and others. It is their constant guidance and care that keeps the brothers from losing their way. thank you very much!

To be honest, when I finished writing the last three words (the whole book), my heart was still very heavy, as if I lost some important things: Chu Yang, Chai Murong...

But there is a saying, it seems that you can only gain if you give up. If you always hold on to something, you may lose more and better things, so brother is still absolutely, forgetting about that A touch of sadness, wipe off the sweat, and move on...

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"Ditch Your Wife and Pick Up Girls" has been finished, and the new book "Professional Unscrupulous Man" has been uploaded!

Here, Sunshine, with incomparable reverence and despicable thoughts, urges everyone to pay attention to the new book, and prays for you here: I wish you and your family good health, all the best, and all your wishes come true in the days to come!

Amen!

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Overview of the first chapter of the new book:

Section [-]: Whose is bigger!

"Men like a woman with a big top, and women like a man with a big bottom. What does this sentence mean?"

Qin Lang stood in front of the big mirror in the bathroom, thinking about what Guan Hu told him. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally understood: Damn, it turned out to be a man's little brother and a woman's little mi. Man, this kind of talk can't be finished without saying it, and it has to be made mysterious.

"I don't know if the guy below me is big or not?"

As soon as he finished scolding Guan Hu, Qin Lang untied his belt, and was going to take the opportunity of releasing water to see if he was considered big.

Qin Lang, who was a little drunk, forgot that he was not in the sinking valley where he could urinate anywhere, but in the bathroom of 2046. In front of him was not the latrine, but the washroom of the bathroom.

2046 is the name of a first-class disco in Dongfang City. Qin Lang visited this kind of place for the first time in his life. Because of the influence of the surrounding atmosphere, he accidentally got drunk.

Qin Lang took out the guy in his crotch and looked at it for a while. Since there was no other reference, he didn't know his own size, so he simply didn't care about it, so he started peeing under the mirror.

When Qin Lang was filling half of the water intermittently, he found in the mirror that a small door had opened behind him, and a person came out of it, and came to him with his head down, ready to wash his hands.

"Ugh!" Qin Lang gulped down after burping, and subconsciously looked sideways at the person next to him, thinking: let's compare and see whose dick is bigger ...

And the person who was about to wash his hands also looked up at him at this time.

When the eyes of the two people met...the two of them were stunned for a moment.

"Huh, why is there a woman here!?" Although Qin Lang said that he had drunk too much and his eyes were not working well, he could still tell that this person was a woman, and a beautiful girl at that.

This girl was wearing a white suspender dress. Because of Qin Lang's height, she could easily see the [-] centimeters below her chin.

"It's expected, I really didn't see it." Qin Lang, whose eyes were straight, murmured this sentence.

When Qin Lang was staring at his tender breasts, the girl also saw that the person who was peeing in the mirror... was actually a man!

Completely subconsciously, the dazed girl looked down at Qin Lang.

"what!"

The girl only glanced at Qin Lang's bottom, and then let out an earth-shattering scream, then raised her right hand, and slapped him on the left cheek: "Rogue!"

Qin Lang dared to swear that if he hadn't been attracted to a certain part of a girl, he would never have been slapped.

Snapped!

With a crisp slap, Qin Lang's body turned more than half a circle on the spot.

Before Qin Lang was whipped, the guy below was still running water.

Although the body was no longer released when turning around, the urine that had already been released was spilled on the girl due to inertia, and it happened to be on the lower abdomen.

As a result, the girl who was already angry became even more angry. She raised her right hand again and drew it towards Qin Lang.

"I'm stupid, why are you beating me!?"

Qin Lang, who was stunned by the slap, came to his senses at this moment, and didn't care about taking care of the guy below, so he quickly raised his arm to block it.

If Qin Lang hadn't considered that the other party was a girl, he would have returned the slap no matter what he said, instead of scolding her with staring eyes.

"I beat you? I want, want to..."

The girl gritted her teeth and said, but when she was about to pounce up again, she saw Qin Lang's bottom again. Before she finished speaking, she quickly covered her eyes, stomped her feet and shouted, "Come here and catch the hooligans. The hooligans are in the women's bathroom!"

"Women, women's restroom, is this the women's restroom?"

The girl's words poured over Qin Lang's head like a basin of cold water, dousing most of his anger and alcoholism.

I'm in the women's bathroom?

Damn, how is it possible! ?

Qin Lang's eyes were wide open, he shook his head to look at the indoor facilities, and finally realized that this was indeed a women's toilet, because there was no urinal by the wall for men to urinate.

"Ouch, I'm sorry, I, I went to the wrong bathroom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

After realizing that he was in the wrong place, Qin Lang hurriedly bowed down to apologize to the girl.

That girl probably didn't expect that Qin Lang would give him such a serious apology, so she subconsciously stopped shouting, and just when she put down her hands and was about to say something, she saw the thing he was showing, and hurriedly used it. Covering his eyes with his left hand again, he raised his right hand and shouted in a low voice, "Get out!"

"Yes, yes, I'm going to get out, oh, it's going out."

Qin Lang nodded repeatedly, fastened his belt in a hurry, turned around and ran towards the door.

When Qin Lang ran out of the women's bathroom, his heart was still pounding, but his spirit was no longer as tense as before.

"Is this the women's bathroom?"

After touching his cheek with his right hand and exhaling, Qin Lang raised his head and looked up at the big mirror, and after looking at it for a while, he cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, it's really like this, this dog day disco, the dog day boss, you directly Isn’t it enough to write men’s and women’s restrooms here? Why do you want to draw a little man wearing a skirt and a villain without a skirt as a sign, and I will be beaten and shamed.”

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