Get rid of the wife to pick up girls
228 Maybe you are more handsome? !
228 Maybe you are more handsome? !
Niubi is a northern dialect, a daily idiom, with a little foul language, and it mostly refers to the speaker's heartfelt exclamation and appreciation.
It is a derogatory word, with the connotations of arrogance, arrogance, and excess.
Before being hit on the forehead by a beer bottle from Chu Ling, Gao Dajun had always thought that he had been having a good time recently.
In fact, Gao Dajun didn't do anything like selling arms and smuggling drugs, that would cost his head, so he wouldn't ### do it.
At most, he relied on his relationship with Wang Long, the owner of the 'Ye Laixiang' nightclub. He relied on his fists in the nightclub, leading a group of younger brothers to maintain law and order. He didn't get paid for eating in the nightclub, and he didn't pay taxes for bragging. Occasionally, he slept with a pheasant. No need to pay the bill.
Of course, if it's just these things, it's far from being 'beautiful'.What made him feel awesome was that the day before yesterday, he was lucky enough to have a drink with Wang Long and Xie Shao, who was famous in Jinghua, and let Xie Shao remember his name!
This is what made him straighten up recently.
To be able to have dinner at the same dinner table with Young Master Xie, for the buddies of the mixed society in Jinghua, that status will definitely make a qualitative leap.
Young Master Xie, his full name is Xie Fengyun, a name that is a hundred times more popular than Gao Dajun.
Apart from Xie Fengyun being the ninth son of the Jinghua political family Xie's family, it is said that he also has a very... well-known elder sister named Xie Yaotong, who is known as the number one beauty in Jinghua.
As for how beautiful Xie Yaotong is, Gao Dajun has no chance to see it. Anyway, he just heard that if ten men meet Xie Yaotong on the road, six of them will turn around and follow her back, and four One went to the hospital because he hit a utility pole.
Although this statement is a bit false, it at least shows that Xie Yaotong is beautiful.
Gao Dajun just imagined how beautiful Xie Yaotong was, and then forgot about it.
Gao Dajun is very smart, knowing that he and Xie Yaotong are not of the same class at all, and his greatest pleasure is still in his circle.
Originally, according to the plan that had been agreed a long time ago, Gao Dajun was supposed to go to the Happy Horse Villa with Wang Long and Xie Shao tonight, but who knew, at dusk, a certain company from Qilu Province came to Jinghua, Xie Shao wanted to entertain him, thus canceling the event.
Gao Dajun lost a chance to develop a relationship with Xie Shao, which made him very upset, so he brought a few younger brothers to the night market at Donghuamen to relax.
Because they are locals, Gao Dajun and others are not interested in wandering around the streets, but directly came to the North and South Barbecue stall with a purpose, planning to have a good drink or two here, and talk to a few younger brothers about the current situation International situation, study the harm of rmb appreciation to the broad masses of the people...
Gao Dajun was lucky, when the group of them arrived at the barbecue stand, there happened to be an empty table.
What made him even happier was that there were two cute chicks sitting on the table behind him!
When Gao Dajun saw a beautiful chick, no matter how many men were around the chick, he had already automatically ignored her.
Of course, Gao Dajun dare not ignore men like Xie Shao and Wang Long's boss.
Gao Dajun squinted his eyes at the younger brothers, and the younger brothers knew that Boss Gao had taken a fancy to the two chicks at the next table, and immediately began to consider which plan to use in order to attract the attention of the chicks and let them take the initiative. Throw yourself in the arms.
However, just as the younger boys bowed their heads and discussed to find an excuse to strike up a conversation with them, one of the chicks began to complain to her companion: "Cut, I would rather not come to Beijing. Under the watchful eyes of grandpa, there is no chance of falling in love... "
When Gao Dajun heard this, he didn't have time to wait for his younger brother to come up with a plan to pick up girls, so he immediately turned around and said enthusiastically: "Sister, I want to fall in love. It's very easy. Brothers are fine tonight, so I will accompany you for free "love" How about it? Ha, ha ha."
When Gao Dajun said these words, he was still a little proud in his heart. Since he heard Xie Shao's words of "be a cultured person" last time, his conversation has also become more elegant, and basically put an end to any "madness" Spoken words such as next door and Diao Mao'.
Just when Gao Dajun felt a sense of accomplishment, an accident happened. The girl with a resentful face picked up the beer bottle and shot him in the head with a bang!
It's stupid, Gao Dajun, who always only shoots other people's headshots, was actually shot by someone else, and the other party was a pretty girl!
That's not enough, before the big guy figured out what was going on, the girl still scolded them with wide-eyed eyes: "Get lost while my aunt is in a good mood!"
After wiping the blood and wine dripping from his forehead, Gao Dajun shook his head vigorously, only then did he know what happened to him.
I have to say that as long as he is qualified to have a drink with Young Master Xie, he is definitely a hero, since Gao Dajun got his head blown and he can stand up and shout, "Brothers, put this The stinky bitch stripped off for me! 'It can be seen.
After being awakened by the boss's yell, the younger brothers stood up eagerly, and rushed towards the chick with all their teeth and claws.
Immediately, the barbecue booth full of guests became screaming because of an unexpected accident. The guests next to these two tables first stood up and ran to the side in a hurry.
No matter which city's night market it is, it is not uncommon for gangsters to fight.
The night market itself is opened for people who are used to enjoying nightlife.And fighting is an indispensable and rare repertoire in the night market.
For this point, no matter whether it is the audience watching the excitement or the owner of the stall, everyone is no stranger to it. As long as you ensure your own safety, everyone will still have the pleasure of watching a free performance.
……
Chu Yang didn't expect that his little girl, who looked like a lady, would be so tough. Before he could react as an older brother, her aunt would get her headshot first.Moreover, when the other party rushed towards her, they held a broken wine bottle in their left hand and a steel bar for skewering meat in their right hand without flinching, and they went forward without retreating.
This made Chu Yang, after taking a sip of the wine, couldn't help but sigh with emotion at Chu Ling, who showed her masculinity in front of the gangsters: "Oh, Ling'er is indeed a newcomer with all-round development of morality, intelligence and physique. Ah, you can even fight like that. This also proves why you haven't had a romantic relationship in school."
On the contrary, Zhou Shuhan, after seeing Chu Ling standing up and going down the mountain, waving the 'weapon' in his hand to fight with others, with a pale face, he kept urging Chu Yang: "Chu Yang, Chu Yang! Chu Ling is with you!" There is a fight, and you are still in the mood to drink and eat meat here, go and help her!"
"What are you panicking?" Chu Yang slowly picked up a skewer of barbecued meat, looking at the scene of the fight next to him out of the corner of his eye: "You have to learn military martial arts from Chu Ling when you have time, and if you meet bad guys, there is no danger." You can protect yourself. Oh, don’t be like that idiot Hua Manyu, learning some good-looking but useless Taekwondo, you will be pushed against the wall in a few minutes.”
Zhou Shuhan looked at Chu Ling nervously, how could he care to listen to what Chu Yang was talking about here?Just kept urging him to help.
Chu Yang grabbed Zhou Shuhan's arm with his left hand, pulled her onto the ponytail beside him, and raised his voice and said, "According to my observation of the sky last night, there will definitely be business in the outpatient service of the nearby hospital tonight, and it will make the hospital the most profitable." Kind of. Happily, it will be someone else lying on the bed. Tragically, we will have to be disciplined when we get home. Even more tragically, I may have to bear the blame for all this. Now the People, they don’t care about the real situation at all, they will come to me after the accident, but I didn’t say anything, I didn’t do anything, alas, this is a society where black and white are reversed!”
Just when Zhou Shuhan was confused by Chu Yang's nagging, the battle over there ended.
Chu Ling casually threw the bloody broken wine bottle on the ground, broke the gleaming steel bar with both hands, then slapped Bai Nen's palm twice, looked at Gao Dajun and others lying on the ground in a mess, and smiled He said: "Whoever is still not convinced, you can continue. My aunt is in a better mood now, and she will definitely fulfill your long-cherished wish of being cheap and beaten for free."
Gao Dajun and others are completely stupid now.
Don't look at the blood on their bodies, but the injuries are actually not too serious.However, their psychological trauma is very heavy: the brothers who have always been invincible in a certain street are beaten down by a little sister who is in college. How embarrassing is this?Ah?
"Brother Dajun, let's go first, I didn't expect her to be able to fight like this... Anyway, I already know that she is from Jinghua University, and I will find a chance to get back the place I lost today." The clever little brother secretly persuaded Gao Dajun like this.
Gao Dajun glared, raised his leg and kicked the guy who couldn't get up on the ground after scratching his body, and shouted angrily: "The next door is numb, buddy lost so much face today, you actually say forget it! Get out, get out of here!"
As he spoke, Gao Dajun struggled to sit up, took out his phone and pointed at Chu Ling. Just when he was about to say something, he saw the steel bar in Chu Ling's hand shake, and he immediately pointed his finger at the Chu Yang didn't stand up anymore: "Boy, you have the guts! If you have the guts, don't run away, and see how I deal with you!"
Chu Yang looked at Zhou Shuhan in astonishment: "Tangtang, I didn't do anything, did I?"
"No, I can prove it." Zhou Shuhan nodded seriously.
"Then why did others point at me to show their power after being beaten?"
Zhou Shuhan tilted his head to look at Chu Ling, then at Chu Yang, and then said shyly, "Maybe you are more handsome?"
"Cough cough cough..." To Zhou Shuhan's answer, Chu Yang coughed several times and nodded: "Well, that's the reason."
Zhou Shuhan looked at Gao Dajun who was talking to the phone, and said guiltyly, "Chu Yang, let's hurry up? He seems to be calling for someone."
At this time, Chu Ling also sat back to the original place, on the surface proud, but in his heart he was afraid of being known by his family and said, "Third brother, are you full? If you are full, let's go and take you to another place for shopping." visit."
Niubi is a northern dialect, a daily idiom, with a little foul language, and it mostly refers to the speaker's heartfelt exclamation and appreciation.
It is a derogatory word, with the connotations of arrogance, arrogance, and excess.
Before being hit on the forehead by a beer bottle from Chu Ling, Gao Dajun had always thought that he had been having a good time recently.
In fact, Gao Dajun didn't do anything like selling arms and smuggling drugs, that would cost his head, so he wouldn't ### do it.
At most, he relied on his relationship with Wang Long, the owner of the 'Ye Laixiang' nightclub. He relied on his fists in the nightclub, leading a group of younger brothers to maintain law and order. He didn't get paid for eating in the nightclub, and he didn't pay taxes for bragging. Occasionally, he slept with a pheasant. No need to pay the bill.
Of course, if it's just these things, it's far from being 'beautiful'.What made him feel awesome was that the day before yesterday, he was lucky enough to have a drink with Wang Long and Xie Shao, who was famous in Jinghua, and let Xie Shao remember his name!
This is what made him straighten up recently.
To be able to have dinner at the same dinner table with Young Master Xie, for the buddies of the mixed society in Jinghua, that status will definitely make a qualitative leap.
Young Master Xie, his full name is Xie Fengyun, a name that is a hundred times more popular than Gao Dajun.
Apart from Xie Fengyun being the ninth son of the Jinghua political family Xie's family, it is said that he also has a very... well-known elder sister named Xie Yaotong, who is known as the number one beauty in Jinghua.
As for how beautiful Xie Yaotong is, Gao Dajun has no chance to see it. Anyway, he just heard that if ten men meet Xie Yaotong on the road, six of them will turn around and follow her back, and four One went to the hospital because he hit a utility pole.
Although this statement is a bit false, it at least shows that Xie Yaotong is beautiful.
Gao Dajun just imagined how beautiful Xie Yaotong was, and then forgot about it.
Gao Dajun is very smart, knowing that he and Xie Yaotong are not of the same class at all, and his greatest pleasure is still in his circle.
Originally, according to the plan that had been agreed a long time ago, Gao Dajun was supposed to go to the Happy Horse Villa with Wang Long and Xie Shao tonight, but who knew, at dusk, a certain company from Qilu Province came to Jinghua, Xie Shao wanted to entertain him, thus canceling the event.
Gao Dajun lost a chance to develop a relationship with Xie Shao, which made him very upset, so he brought a few younger brothers to the night market at Donghuamen to relax.
Because they are locals, Gao Dajun and others are not interested in wandering around the streets, but directly came to the North and South Barbecue stall with a purpose, planning to have a good drink or two here, and talk to a few younger brothers about the current situation International situation, study the harm of rmb appreciation to the broad masses of the people...
Gao Dajun was lucky, when the group of them arrived at the barbecue stand, there happened to be an empty table.
What made him even happier was that there were two cute chicks sitting on the table behind him!
When Gao Dajun saw a beautiful chick, no matter how many men were around the chick, he had already automatically ignored her.
Of course, Gao Dajun dare not ignore men like Xie Shao and Wang Long's boss.
Gao Dajun squinted his eyes at the younger brothers, and the younger brothers knew that Boss Gao had taken a fancy to the two chicks at the next table, and immediately began to consider which plan to use in order to attract the attention of the chicks and let them take the initiative. Throw yourself in the arms.
However, just as the younger boys bowed their heads and discussed to find an excuse to strike up a conversation with them, one of the chicks began to complain to her companion: "Cut, I would rather not come to Beijing. Under the watchful eyes of grandpa, there is no chance of falling in love... "
When Gao Dajun heard this, he didn't have time to wait for his younger brother to come up with a plan to pick up girls, so he immediately turned around and said enthusiastically: "Sister, I want to fall in love. It's very easy. Brothers are fine tonight, so I will accompany you for free "love" How about it? Ha, ha ha."
When Gao Dajun said these words, he was still a little proud in his heart. Since he heard Xie Shao's words of "be a cultured person" last time, his conversation has also become more elegant, and basically put an end to any "madness" Spoken words such as next door and Diao Mao'.
Just when Gao Dajun felt a sense of accomplishment, an accident happened. The girl with a resentful face picked up the beer bottle and shot him in the head with a bang!
It's stupid, Gao Dajun, who always only shoots other people's headshots, was actually shot by someone else, and the other party was a pretty girl!
That's not enough, before the big guy figured out what was going on, the girl still scolded them with wide-eyed eyes: "Get lost while my aunt is in a good mood!"
After wiping the blood and wine dripping from his forehead, Gao Dajun shook his head vigorously, only then did he know what happened to him.
I have to say that as long as he is qualified to have a drink with Young Master Xie, he is definitely a hero, since Gao Dajun got his head blown and he can stand up and shout, "Brothers, put this The stinky bitch stripped off for me! 'It can be seen.
After being awakened by the boss's yell, the younger brothers stood up eagerly, and rushed towards the chick with all their teeth and claws.
Immediately, the barbecue booth full of guests became screaming because of an unexpected accident. The guests next to these two tables first stood up and ran to the side in a hurry.
No matter which city's night market it is, it is not uncommon for gangsters to fight.
The night market itself is opened for people who are used to enjoying nightlife.And fighting is an indispensable and rare repertoire in the night market.
For this point, no matter whether it is the audience watching the excitement or the owner of the stall, everyone is no stranger to it. As long as you ensure your own safety, everyone will still have the pleasure of watching a free performance.
……
Chu Yang didn't expect that his little girl, who looked like a lady, would be so tough. Before he could react as an older brother, her aunt would get her headshot first.Moreover, when the other party rushed towards her, they held a broken wine bottle in their left hand and a steel bar for skewering meat in their right hand without flinching, and they went forward without retreating.
This made Chu Yang, after taking a sip of the wine, couldn't help but sigh with emotion at Chu Ling, who showed her masculinity in front of the gangsters: "Oh, Ling'er is indeed a newcomer with all-round development of morality, intelligence and physique. Ah, you can even fight like that. This also proves why you haven't had a romantic relationship in school."
On the contrary, Zhou Shuhan, after seeing Chu Ling standing up and going down the mountain, waving the 'weapon' in his hand to fight with others, with a pale face, he kept urging Chu Yang: "Chu Yang, Chu Yang! Chu Ling is with you!" There is a fight, and you are still in the mood to drink and eat meat here, go and help her!"
"What are you panicking?" Chu Yang slowly picked up a skewer of barbecued meat, looking at the scene of the fight next to him out of the corner of his eye: "You have to learn military martial arts from Chu Ling when you have time, and if you meet bad guys, there is no danger." You can protect yourself. Oh, don’t be like that idiot Hua Manyu, learning some good-looking but useless Taekwondo, you will be pushed against the wall in a few minutes.”
Zhou Shuhan looked at Chu Ling nervously, how could he care to listen to what Chu Yang was talking about here?Just kept urging him to help.
Chu Yang grabbed Zhou Shuhan's arm with his left hand, pulled her onto the ponytail beside him, and raised his voice and said, "According to my observation of the sky last night, there will definitely be business in the outpatient service of the nearby hospital tonight, and it will make the hospital the most profitable." Kind of. Happily, it will be someone else lying on the bed. Tragically, we will have to be disciplined when we get home. Even more tragically, I may have to bear the blame for all this. Now the People, they don’t care about the real situation at all, they will come to me after the accident, but I didn’t say anything, I didn’t do anything, alas, this is a society where black and white are reversed!”
Just when Zhou Shuhan was confused by Chu Yang's nagging, the battle over there ended.
Chu Ling casually threw the bloody broken wine bottle on the ground, broke the gleaming steel bar with both hands, then slapped Bai Nen's palm twice, looked at Gao Dajun and others lying on the ground in a mess, and smiled He said: "Whoever is still not convinced, you can continue. My aunt is in a better mood now, and she will definitely fulfill your long-cherished wish of being cheap and beaten for free."
Gao Dajun and others are completely stupid now.
Don't look at the blood on their bodies, but the injuries are actually not too serious.However, their psychological trauma is very heavy: the brothers who have always been invincible in a certain street are beaten down by a little sister who is in college. How embarrassing is this?Ah?
"Brother Dajun, let's go first, I didn't expect her to be able to fight like this... Anyway, I already know that she is from Jinghua University, and I will find a chance to get back the place I lost today." The clever little brother secretly persuaded Gao Dajun like this.
Gao Dajun glared, raised his leg and kicked the guy who couldn't get up on the ground after scratching his body, and shouted angrily: "The next door is numb, buddy lost so much face today, you actually say forget it! Get out, get out of here!"
As he spoke, Gao Dajun struggled to sit up, took out his phone and pointed at Chu Ling. Just when he was about to say something, he saw the steel bar in Chu Ling's hand shake, and he immediately pointed his finger at the Chu Yang didn't stand up anymore: "Boy, you have the guts! If you have the guts, don't run away, and see how I deal with you!"
Chu Yang looked at Zhou Shuhan in astonishment: "Tangtang, I didn't do anything, did I?"
"No, I can prove it." Zhou Shuhan nodded seriously.
"Then why did others point at me to show their power after being beaten?"
Zhou Shuhan tilted his head to look at Chu Ling, then at Chu Yang, and then said shyly, "Maybe you are more handsome?"
"Cough cough cough..." To Zhou Shuhan's answer, Chu Yang coughed several times and nodded: "Well, that's the reason."
Zhou Shuhan looked at Gao Dajun who was talking to the phone, and said guiltyly, "Chu Yang, let's hurry up? He seems to be calling for someone."
At this time, Chu Ling also sat back to the original place, on the surface proud, but in his heart he was afraid of being known by his family and said, "Third brother, are you full? If you are full, let's go and take you to another place for shopping." visit."
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