Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

7 Dreams Come True

He took out the half pack of cigarettes he had snatched, and found the last cigarette in it, Chu Yang casually left the empty pack on the side of the road, then lit the cigarette, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and slowly followed the little coquettish instructions direction, walk along the sidewalk.

Looking at the cars coming and going, Chu Yang couldn't help thinking of those online novels he had read when he was in the army.

In those online novels, it seems that there will always be a stereotyped bloody plot, that is, when the male protagonist is down and down, walking aimlessly with him, suddenly there will be a very sexy and beautiful Sister, driving a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, or even a BMW at the last time, will hit the male protagonist just right, and it will be the kind that will not hurt at all.Thus, a romantic love story between a down-and-out peasant and a rich princess happened.

Of course, the end of the story must be happy.

In the past, whenever someone from Chu saw similar plots, they would always sneer at the authors, suspecting that the authors' brains were either flooded or kicked by donkeys.

How can there be so many rich princesses who don't have long eyes in the world?Even if there are, but I have been shopping around for a while, why didn't I come across one?Is it just because you walk along the sidewalk that you don't give those chicks a chance to bump themselves?After thinking about it, Chu Yang looked at the middle of the road.

As if there was something wrong with that muscle, Chu Yang suddenly decided to take a look across the road, in order to prove whether he was the kind of down-and-out grassroots with boundless beauty and happiness.

God can testify that Chu Yang just wanted to try it, he just wanted to see if he would be rubbed by a beautiful woman who drove a Ferrari or a BMW.He just wanted to give it a try, even if this kind of gossip happened to him, he swore that he would never fall in love with that kind of rich girl!If it's just this requirement, he only needs to agree to marry that girl from the Su family, and there's no need to mess himself up to the point of looking for a job.

Really, God can testify that when Chu Yang walked down the sidewalk to the opposite side, he really just wanted to try, to see if a car driven by a beautiful woman would hit him.

I just wanted to try it... just as someone from Chu, with his hands in his pockets, sideways to avoid the car coming from the east, crossed the guardrail in the middle of the road in a very chic way, and was about to raise his head and walk across the road to the opposite side When passing by, a fiery red Ferrari blew in front of him like the wind, and after slamming the rear of the car, it made a squeaky brake sound, and then, Chu's body was like It was flying like a kite.

Damn, you really hit the jackpot!Chu Yang, who was about to raise his head, suddenly felt a gust of wind coming behind him.Before the car was firmly attached to his buttocks, he stomped his feet reflexively, rose into the air, and looked at the fiery red Ferrari convertible that stopped abruptly with his face down. At that time, he felt that he should really buy a lottery ticket...

Zhou Shuhan is really annoying, annoying, annoying today!

She was indeed annoyed when she found out that the mobile phone cash and bank cards were stolen by thieves, but when she touched the remaining coin, she was not so annoyed.After all, as long as she uses this coin to make a phone call to her family, the current embarrassing situation will be solved immediately. As for the stolen things, except for some ambiguous expression photos of herself on the phone card, she didn't even notice the money.

But what really disturbed Zhou Shuhan was that before he was about to make a phone call, he unexpectedly met such an unmannered guy, who not only did not obey the "ladies first" gentleman's rule, but also, after catching the thief, turned out to be despicable and shameless , Openly and aboveboard, I took my money away!Not to mention that, what made her feel even more ashamed was that in order to get back her mobile phone, she had to say "Thank you!" '

Let the boss of Jinan Yunshui Group Branch, the daughter of the mayor of Jinan City, say thank you to a hooligan who used despicable means to take away his money!This is such a shameful thing for her.

Therefore, what happened today was the day Zhou Shuhan wanted to go crazy the most in the past 21 years!When she took the money from the nanny who came to pick her up, she immediately let her go home first.The nanny saw that Miss Zhou's family was very unhappy, and she was afraid that something would happen to her, and wanted to go home with her, but Zhou Shuhan let her go first with an unquestionable tone.

After the helpless nanny took a taxi and drove away, Zhou Shuhan drove out of his Ferrari from the parking lot, lowered the top, and prepared to drive to the expressway on the East Outer Ring Road for a fast ride, in order to vent his dissatisfaction with that man Shame and anger.This kind of anger made her drive near Jinan East Railway Station, and she kept muttering in her mouth: "Smelly rascal, don't let me see you again! If I see you again, I will I must hit you to death! Hit me to death!! Hit... ah!"

In her mind, Zhou Shuhan, who was imagining that stinky hooligan in old sportswear in front of the car, took it for granted and drove the car faster and faster. When she found a guy crossing the road and crossing the road, it was too late to brake. !But she subconsciously slammed on the brakes amidst the exclamation, and Ferrari wagged his tail and knocked that person into the air, like a kite hitting the air.

Fortunately, the vehicle behind Zhou Shuhan was far enough away from her to cause a vicious rear-end collision.

It's over, I hit someone!

After seeing a person flying up in front of the car, Zhou Shuhan, who had never trampled to death an ant since she was a child, is now stepping on the brakes, looking at the front like a fool, staring blankly at the one that landed in front of her car, The man who rolled along the front of the car to the ground again lay on the steering wheel with a buzzing sound in his head: It's over, I hit someone, I hit someone, why did I hit someone?

The neighbor next door is numb, fortunately, I was very alert, otherwise Xiao Ming would have to stay here today.After rolling off the front of the Ferrari, Chu Yang took advantage of the opportunity and rolled towards the guardrail a few times, then raised his feet to support the guardrail, and breathed a long sigh of relief. Looking at the bright sun in the west, he felt that today’s sun Very kind.

If there are no special circumstances, you will not be able to cross the guardrail in the future. This is a lesson.

Chu Yang closed his eyes and rested for a while, then sat up amidst the sound of brakes from several cars, shaking his neck, and looked in many directions, "Why are you not dead?" ! ', stood up and walked in front of the fiery red Ferrari, beat the back with one hand and pressed the front of the car with the other, and said to the female driver lying on the steering wheel inside, "Hey, are you okay? This time it's me I was wrong, I shouldn't have crossed the guardrail. I'm sorry, I surprised you, I was 'infected'... Well, how could it be you?"

Um?Why is someone apologizing to me?How is this going?In a daze, Zhou Shuhan raised his head from the steering wheel, and saw Chu Yang who was sincerely apologizing to him at a glance. He was taken aback for a moment, then looked at his old sportswear, and then screamed: "Ah! I didn't kill you on purpose, I just thought about it when I was driving, but I really didn't intend to kill you! Don't come to me, okay? Just disappear first! Disappear! Every year in the future One day, I will burn paper money for you!"

"Fuck! You, what are you screaming, woman? Don't tell me you just wanted to kill me when you were driving?" I found out that the one sitting in the car was the one who had cost her more than 3000 yuan more than an hour ago. When she was a silly girl, Chu Yang was taken aback for a moment, but then she heard what she was saying clearly, and couldn't help but cursed with a wry smile: "Damn, curse me to death? You should keep those paper money for yourself! Disappear, disappear, I'm going to disappear now, I don't bother to look at you again."

As he spoke, Chu Yang pinched his eyelids with his ten fingers, stretched out his tongue and yelled "Ah" at Zhou Shuhan, and seeing her cover her face with her hand and screamed, she patted her ass contentedly, turned around and left .

"Don't scare me, don't scare me, I will definitely burn a lot of paper money for you, please hurry up, okay? I keep my word, really!" Zhou Shuhan covered her eyes and kept mumbling these things She said nothing until the car behind impatiently honked her horn, and then she peeked out from between her fingers.

After not seeing the man with his tongue sticking out and his eyes wide open, Zhou Shuhan slowly took his hands away, looked at the empty car, and was dumbfounded: Where is the man?

"Hey, that Ferrari in front, you always stand on the line, are you walking or not? Don't just think it's a Ferrari, so you can park it casually!" A buddy from Capsang at the back saw that guy who didn't know if it was a god or a ghost. , But it is definitely not a human guy who patted his butt and left as if nothing had happened for a long time. The Ferrari still stopped there without moving, and he was a little annoyed.

"Ah!" After being awakened by someone else's voice, Zhou Shuhan finally came to her senses, and turned her head to the impatient buddy and asked weakly, "Where's the person I bumped into just now?"

"Let's go," Capsang's buddy didn't expect Zhou Shuhan, who was driving a Ferrari, to be so beautiful. The impatient expression on his face just now changed into a courteous smile: "Hey, everyone has been gone for a while, my lady, You, you weren't frightened by him, were you?"

"Boss has been away for a while? Then, why is there no blood on the ground?" Zhou Shuhan looked at the ground in a daze, but did not see the red liquid that frightened her.

"Yeah, that guy was really crazy just now, he was bumped up so high by you, and he just walked away without a thing. He really went out of his way."

"He, he can't be a ghost, right? Otherwise, why didn't he be killed, and there was no blood on the ground, what's going on?" Zhou Shuhan asked again in a proving tone before restarting the car that had been turned off. Poussin' brother.

"It must be, no, you haven't seen such a bright sun, how dare the ghost show up in the sun?" Capsang's buddies feel that it is also a good enjoyment to chat with a beautiful woman here.It's just that he just had this feeling a little bit, when he saw that Ferrari beauty cursed a 'smelly rascal' bitterly, and then didn't even look at him again, and ran away in gear.

And at this time, a police motorcycle whizzed and drove over from behind...