Need for Agent

Chapter 643 I appreciate your thinking

Chapter 643 I appreciate your thinking

"Aren't you trying to ask me if I'm still a virgin?" Luo Yu looked at Li Qin with a strange expression, "Generally, men who say they are virgins must be lying to you. Their first night is either given to the left hand or the right hand—— "

Seeing Luo Yu's tendency to chatter, Li Qin hastily interrupted him: "Don't interrupt me, I'll ask you a question, as long as you answer it, I won't pursue today's matter."

Li Qin did not have a hysterical attack after Luo Yu's big bowl of soup splashed on her body, which made Luo Yu look at her a few more times.

"Then what do you want from me?" Luo Yu slightly lowered her head and looked at Li Qin shyly.

"What expression do you have?" Li Qin frowned, her clothes were wet and uncomfortable, she just wanted to vent her anger in front of everyone.

"If you make any unreasonable demands, I would rather be broken than broken, and I will never agree to you." Luo Yu's face was full of righteousness, compared to Li Qin, it was like going to Yang Bailao's house to snatch Xi'er on New Year's Eve Huang Shiren.

Everyone in the hall looked at this play without knowing which twist it was.

"Let me ask you, if there are seven birds in a tree, and you shoot and kill one, how many are left." The question Li Qin asked almost made the people present fall down.

I thought she would ask questions like "Who sent you here", but I didn't expect this question to be completely irrelevant to today's topic.

Sun Mei's beautiful eyes turned around, she stared at Luo Yu intently, the corners of her mouth raised in a beautiful arc.

Sun Qian held hands tightly, and she didn't know why Li Qin asked this question.

Luo Yu reached out and touched his chin exaggeratedly, with a pensive look on his face: "This question is very complicated. According to the normal theory, if I shot and killed one, there should be six left."

"Pfft", upon hearing Luo Yu's answer, the water Jia Chaoquan had just drank spurted out.

Xia Zhiyuan was also choked and coughed violently.

Sun Mei opened her small mouth slightly and looked at Luo Yu in surprise.

There are seven birds in the tree, no matter how many you shoot and kill, there will always be no birds in the tree. This is a question that even elementary school students can understand, but Luo Yu actually got it wrong.

After Luo Yu finished speaking, she seemed unsure. Under Li Qin's cold gaze, she made gestures for a while, and finally scratched her crotch and said, "Well, there are six of them. What's the matter? You want to play with birds?"

Li Qin frowned and didn't pay attention to Luo Yu's wretched actions, and smiled sarcastically: "I appreciate your thinking, my nephew in kindergarten answered the same question as you, but it's a pity, the correct answer is one Nothing."

The audience was in an uproar, but in the end Li Qin just wanted to tease Luo Yu on the issue of IQ.

She compared Luo Yu's IQ to a child who just went to kindergarten.

Luo Yu seemed to be indifferent, and frowned slightly: "Miss Li, are you sure that is your nephew, not your son?"

Li Qin was stunned for a moment: "That's my nephew..." Before she finished speaking, she understood Luo Yu's meaning, and her face flushed with anger: "Do you dare to say it again!"

"Calm down, calm down, I'm joking with you, Miss Li is so chaste, and she is not someone who wants to be ### and also wants to set up an archway, so it is impossible for her to have an affair, right?" Luo Yu said He spoke so freely that even Sun Mei on the stage blushed slightly.

Although the men in the audience thought Luo Yu's words were vulgar, they felt a strange pleasure in their ears when they heard it, and they couldn't help but look at Luo Yu differently.

Seeing that Li Qin was about to erupt like a volcano, Luo Yu smiled and waved her hands: "Miss Li, then I'll ask you a question too, it's a courtesy."

Without waiting for Li Qin to speak, Luo Yu said directly: "There are three women who eat popsicles, one eats them with their mouths in their mouths, one eats them with a lick, and the other one sucks them in. May I ask which one is married?"

The whole audience was stunned, the ladies poohed a few times, and the men looked at each other and smiled strangely.

This young man really has the guts to ask Li Qin this question in public.

Li Qin didn't expect Luo Yu to ask such a question, no matter what, she was a woman.

Thinking of the hidden meaning of this question, she lowered her head shyly and remained silent for a while.

Sun Mei clenched her small fists, angry and funny, Luo Yu really could say anything, you asked Li Qin such an obscene question, isn't it obvious that you are embarrassing him.

Luo Yu looked at Li Qin with a half-smile, "Can you give me the answer?"

"I refuse to answer!" Li Qin took a breath and shouted sharply, "Your question is too vulgar. I'm not a vulgar person like you."

"This question is vulgar?" Luo Yu asked back, "It's just a question about eating popsicles. It's the same type as you just asked me about the number of birds in the tree?"

Luo Yu deliberately bit the word "bird" very hard, and a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I don't know which impure place Miss Li thought of, what a pity."

"Quickly tell me, which woman is married?" Luo Yu took a step forward and looked directly at Li Qin. The huge pressure made Li Qin feel a little out of breath.

"I, I choose to keep it in my mouth." After a while, Li Qin couldn't bear Luo Yu's scorching gaze, her face turned red as soon as she lowered her head and finished speaking.

"Oh——" Luo Yu drew a long ending, blinking her eyes non-stop, "Miss Li chose the one with popsicles, are you sure?"

Hearing Luo Yu's yin and yang voice, the men in the audience were not good birds, and all of them held back their laughter, their expressions as lewd as they wanted.

Li Qin couldn't bear Luo Yu's teasing like this, and raised her head: "I don't have the same knowledge as a person like you, tell me what the correct answer is."

Luo Yu nodded, still talking to himself: "Holding in your mouth, it's not bad, it's a very difficult movement."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll call the police immediately!" If eyes can kill, the body of Mr. Luo is probably torn apart by now.

"Oh, oh, the correct answer." Luo Yu chuckled, and the expression on his face made Li Qin feel even more bad.

Everyone in the audience also pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Luo Yu's standard answer was.

"The correct answer is the one wearing the wedding ring." Luo Yu giggled, "Miss Li, although you guessed wrong, I really appreciate your thinking."

Everyone present was stunned, and then realized that Luo Yu had played Li Qin hard.

He returned the sentence to Li Qin intact, and slapped her hard across the face. Li Qin's face turned red and then pale, not to mention how ugly it was.

"Hey, it's not interesting here at all. I'm leaving first. I'm sorry, everyone." After speaking, Luo Yu turned around and was about to slip back upstairs again.

"Stop!" A thick voice suddenly sounded from behind.