The Three Kingdoms are invincible

Gao Shun finally decided to obediently follow Guo Jia to participate in Nalaoshizi's Yingchuan Cultural Association. The reason is very simple. If Guo Jia wants to punish himself, he really doesn't know how embarrassing he will be.

Just like when Guo Jia and Guo Cuifu met just now, he took out a jar of liquid made of unknown substance from his pocket and handed it to Guo Cui, and then said to her: "Let your husband drink a spoonful of it every night before going to bed. , I guarantee that sister, you will be pregnant within a month."

Guo Cui has no doubts in Guo Jia, what she hopes most at this time is to be pregnant with Gao Shun's child as soon as possible, and she is overjoyed when she hears this.And Gao Shun was in a cold sweat, what the hell was that?Take it from Guo Cui and taste it slightly, oh my god, it’s so bitter!Coptis chinensis and the like are simply weak!It can't be compared with the can of liquid in front of you at all!

"Feng Xiao, what the hell is this?" Gao Shun pulled Guo Jia aside and asked angrily.

"Oh, it's not a big deal, it's just a bitter juice squeezed from the gall of various animals."

"Is this stuff really helpful for getting pregnant?"

Guo Jia ignored him, with a "who knows" expression.Now Guo Cui is excited, and he didn't see this expression on his face.

Damn it, didn't I just turn down a literary meeting, why are you messing with me like this!This thing is so bitter that I almost want to vomit after just a small sip, and I have to drink a spoonful every night?Gao Shun could no longer imagine the miserable feeling.

What's even more hateful is that Guo Jia actually carried this can of things with him. It seems that he has made a decision since the beginning that as long as he refuses to participate in the literary meeting, he will take care of himself.

"Xiao Cui'er believes in you deeply. If it doesn't work, she will die of grief!" Gao Shun said in a voice that Guo Cui could hear deliberately, with a heartbroken look on his face.

Expose you!I'm going to expose you now!

However, between her elder brother and her husband, Guo Cui unreservedly chose to trust her elder brother.

"What are you talking about! Since it is a gift from the eldest brother, how can there be no reason for it to be invalid!" Guo Cui stared at Gao Shun fiercely, and the meaning in his eyes was self-evident: You have to drink this bitter juice every night , don't try to escape!

Gao Shun wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears, he didn't bully others with his brothers and sisters.

"Hehe, what Chang Gong said is also reasonable." I never thought that Guo Jia would actually help Gao Shun speak at this time.However, before Gao Shun could be happy for a moment, what he said next was like hitting Gao Shun's head with a sap, and he couldn't help shouting in his heart that he was not careful in making friends.

"If this thing doesn't work, I have other formulas, and I'll bring them to my little sister next month."

After finishing speaking, Guo Jia lowered his voice and whispered to Gao Shun's ear: "I can assure you that the stuff I will bring next month will be ten times more bitter than this bottle of bitter juice, and the portion will be doubled, enough for you to drink two spoonfuls every night." of."

Guo Jia, Guo Jia, you are a ghost, not a poisoner!How can you use such despicable means!

However, Gao Shun still held Guo Jia's sleeves, and said with a smile: "I have admired the famous people all over the world for a long time, so I will definitely attend the Yingchuan Cultural Association."

Hmm, Guo Jia looked relieved when he heard the words, which made Gao Shun want to punch him hard in the face.

————————————————————————————————————— April 25, the sun is shining brightly, the warm wind is sultry, and it is really poetry and poetry great season.

High-ranking celebrities have always been flocking to such arty things and are quite interested.It's just that since the Yellow Turban Uprising, there has been more and more violence.In troubled times, even the noble families can hardly save their lives, so where is the time and effort to compete in poetry and prose?But today, although the world is far from being stable, it is much better than the riots during the Yellow Turban and Dong Zhuo periods.Although for ordinary people, whether it is the Yellow Turban Rebellion or now, it is an era of "the bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no chicken crowing for thousands of miles".But for these well-known high-ranking celebrities, under Cao Cao's relatively stable rule, they finally have time to hold a pretentious gathering.

The Wenhui was held on a hill on the outskirts of Yingchuan. This hill has streams and forests, green and lush, and the scenery is quite beautiful and pleasant. It is quite suitable as the venue for the Wenhui.

Of course, not everyone can participate in this Yingchuan literary fair. To enter the venue, two conditions must be met.One is that there must be a literary talent. There is a special person at the foot of the mountain to welcome the guests. If you want to go up the mountain, you must recite a poem related to spring at will.The second is that you must have a certain status. If you are a beggar, no matter how amazing the poems he recites, he will not be let go.

Gao Shun and Guo Jia had also arrived at the foot of the mountain at this time, and naturally they had to chant a poem before they were let go.Although Guo Jia's poetic talent is not considered excellent, it is still no problem to recite a poem in response to the question, and he passed the test easily.

Then it was Gao Shun's turn, and between opening and closing his lips, he stole another famous poem from later generations:

"I don't feel dawn when I sleep in spring, I hear birds singing everywhere. The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and you know how many flowers fall."

Although the poem is short, its artistic conception is far-reaching.After reading the four lines of the poem, Gao Shun immediately attracted the attention of many literati around him.

"Dare to ask the name of the master." The young man in charge of the reception seemed very talented, and he knew that this poem was a top-notch work, and he didn't dare to neglect it at the moment, and asked respectfully.At this time, Gao Shun was also dressed as a scholar in blue shirt. If people didn't know him, no one would think that he was a general.

"Gao Shun, Gao Changgong."

"It turned out that Mr. Chang Gong was in front of him. I have no eyes and no eyes. It's really presumptuous." When the young man heard Gao Shun's name, he immediately bowed again.

And all the literati around, hearing Gao Shun's name, bowed in his direction one after another, busy Gao Shun returned the salute repeatedly.

I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect that Lao Tzu is so famous.Mr. Chang Gong?This is really a good name, it sounds very comfortable!After all, people are vain. Seeing so many scribes saluting to him, Gao Shun felt very happy in his heart, but he just tried not to let himself laugh at this moment.

Guo Jia, on the other hand, felt sore in his heart. Gao Shun would steal the limelight as soon as he appeared. If he had known that he would not have told that old man Xun Yue to bring this guy here, he would not let others mess around!

After entering the mountain, Gao Shun walked more than ten steps, and found a familiar figure.

Um?Xun Nian?Isn't this his competitor Xun Nian?

At this time, Xun Nian also found Gao Shun and smiled at him.

Although he was the loser in the literary talent competition, Xun Nian didn't care too much about it.Although it was said at the time that it was Biwen recruiting relatives, I had never met Miss Cao's family at all, and I didn't feel much about her. If you lose, you lose, what's the big deal.Besides, in Xun Nian's eyes, Gao Shun was a person with real talents and learning, so Xun Nian had great admiration for Gao Shun, and when they met at this time, a sense of joy immediately rose in his heart.