Yin-yang ghost hand gynecology male nurse

Guan Hua looked up at the thin middle-aged man, and smiled: "Master Death, don't worry, I will die soon, right away."

"In such a rush to die, do you know what will happen after death?" The man in black shook his head with a smile and asked.

"Isn't it just becoming the same as those figures just now, sitting on the blue light to reincarnate?" Guan Hua continued to fan the wind with his hands, and asked in puzzlement.

"Who told you that they are going to reincarnate?" The man in black simply sat on a corpse and looked at Guan Hua with a smile.

Guan Hua was confused, and sat on his buttocks, and asked in puzzlement: "What do people do after death and not reincarnated?" After speaking, he pointed to the top of his head, as if the blue beam of light was still there.

"Among them, some of them died in vain, and some died in vain. Those who had their yangspan were sent to the underworld to be judged. They either reincarnated directly or were reincarnated after being punished. Those who died in vain would go to the eighteenth level of hell to accept 500 Years of torture, and then dragged back to the Yin Division for trial..." The mysterious man looked at Guan Hua and raised his eyebrows after finishing speaking.

Guan Hua stopped flapping his hands, and asked weakly, "Is my death in vain?"

"Suicide is of course considered death in vain." The man in black laughed. "Just imagine, although you are ugly now, you will be ugly for decades, and you can reincarnate after you die normally. Maybe you will be a handsome guy in your next life. However, if you commit suicide, you will be 500 times ugly in the [-]th floor of hell." Nian! Hehe, young man, you have to be clear, ghosts are people who live after death, and the younger sister ghosts below will not like ugly brother ghosts, can they be settled once they die?"

Guan Hua suddenly felt that someone had poured a bucket of ice water on top of his head, from top to bottom, inside and outside, everything was frozen into a piece of ice. "Another 500 years of being ugly, another 500 years of being blindsided, is there anything worse than this?" Guan Hua shuddered.

"Mr. Death, what should I do? Can I not die?" Guan Hua looked at the mysterious man in black in front of him and asked awkwardly.

"Yes. But..." The man in black jumped off a corpse, walked slowly in front of Guan Hua, took off his glasses and stared at Guan Hua's face face to face.

Guan Hua saw a pair of eyes full of spirituality, shining with light that made the soul surrender.

"You said, if I can do it, even if I die—even if I live, I will not hesitate." Guan Hua swallowed, patted his chest and promised.

"Come into my sect and be an intern reincarnation." The man in black said with a strange arc of mouth.

Guan Hua thought about it for a second, and asked weakly: "What benefits do I have? What do I need to do?"

The man in black was slightly surprised by Guan Hua's rhetorical question, and then he nodded approvingly. "Your cautious character is very good, which will be very helpful for your future practice. Promise me that you can continue to live, this is the first. Second, you will reap a different life and become a death-like figure in the eyes of mortals .”

Guan Hua fell into deep thought. Guan Hua, who was in a soul state, folded his arms and considered what the mysterious man in black said in front of him.There is no pie in the sky, even if the pie falls, it is impossible to hit him on the head.

"Can you cure the strange sores on my face and body?" During the three years of medical school, Guan Hua sought many doctors, but none of them could cure the strange sores on his body.These strange sores that have followed him for more than ten years are the root of Guan Hua's tragic life.If the man in black can cure it, it will really give Guan Hua a different life.

The man in black put on his sunglasses and laughed out loud. "I thought it was some reason, hahahaha, young man, come here." The man in black waved at Guan Hua, and then explained: "Everything has a spirit, and all things can be cultivated. There is a kind of unconscious spirit, as small as Dust, floating in the sky and the earth, gathered together by chance and began to absorb spiritual power to grow. The spiritual dust that has been contaminated with evil spirits and is growing, we call it a waste spirit. The sores on your body are all formed by the waste spirit , I will teach you the exercises, and within three days, I will help you get rid of your insidiousness."

After finishing speaking, the man in black tapped his left and right hands respectively, and two dots of aura, one black and one white, swished into the palms of Guan Hua's hands.Guan Hua, who was in a soul state, felt two electric currents go straight to his heart, and the red light on his chest jumped twice suddenly. Immediately, Guan Hua glowed red like a boiled crab.

"Master, please accept my apprentice's bow." Guan Hua knelt down on the ground, clutching his chest.Intuition told him that the man in black in front of him was really the noble person in his life.

"Teacher Guan Hua, remember the name of this deity, Li A. Go back to your body and change your life." With a wave of Li A's hand, Guan Hua flew high and fell towards the ceiling. His own physical body.

"Dharma name, Li A? Master, how can I find you in the future?" Guan Hua shouted loudly when he fell into the flesh.

Li A turned around and walked into the blue light behind him, and answered that Guan Hua's voice came from the blue light, which sounded very far away. "Find Uncle Gen, the gatekeeper, and tell me my name, and he will arrange everything for you. Don't talk nonsense about the exercises I taught you. This exercise has infinite uses, go explore it..."

Guan Hua's soul struggled to sit up, but he felt so sleepy that he couldn't lift his eyelids. "Master, master, Li A..."

Just when Guan Hua was about to fall asleep, a chill passed through his body into his soul, and he sneezed three times. Guan Hua, who was about to freeze into a popsicle, sat up and jumped out of the hospital bed tremblingly. , moved to the big iron gate of the morgue.

"I'm not dreaming, I'm not dreaming..." The trembling Guan Hua looked at the still locked iron door, and happily scratched his hair.It didn't matter if he grasped it, the frozen wound was torn open again, Guan Hua, grinning in pain, clutched his head, opened the door and rushed out of the morgue.

After simply bandaging his head, Guan Hua lay curiously in the ten-square-meter low-rent apartment, carefully looking at his palms.Li A said that the exercises passed on to him can cure insidiousness, but why didn't he see any difference in his own hands?

Guan Hua got up suddenly, faced the mirror and began to grope.First, I put my left hand on my face. After 10 minutes, I felt nothing but dryness.Not reconciled, Guan Hua put his right hand on his face again, waited for 10 minutes, and then took it away.Still nothing, and the strange sores on the face still didn't increase or decrease.

"It doesn't make sense. Li A said that he can cure his illness, so there is no need to lie to me." Guan Hua was puzzled. Just when he wanted to press his hands on his face at the same time, the door of the next room was slammed. It was opened, and then it was closed tightly with a bang. The sound insulation effect of this kind of cubicle with a monthly rent of about [-] yuan is equivalent to the effect of sound amplification.so……

Then the sound of undressing came to Guan Hua's ears through the dilapidated red brick wall. "Damn ghost, don't worry..." a woman said coquettishly.

"Damn it! Butterfly?!?!" Guan Hua stopped groping resolutely, leaned on the wall with a tent on his lower body and listened carefully, and couldn't help muttering in his heart: "The world is going down, a hundred days of prostitution, live Erotica, little movie..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~!!"

As the woman next door picked up and pulled down the dick, Guan Hua's heart suddenly rose to his throat, and the little Guan Hua under his crotch burst through his underwear in an instant, eager to try it every move.Guan Hua wished he could drill a small hole and borrow light from the opposite side.

"I haven't even touched a woman's hand. It would be great if I died before! Kang Muang, you have a woman, and I have a right hand! Let's go!" Guan Hua secretly hated himself for being worthless, and almost committed suicide today, and couldn't help it Hammered the wall.Immediately the zipper was dropped, and the right hand began to work.

"Someone, someone is next door..." The man next door seemed to have discovered something.

"Who cares if there is anyone! My old lady is going to fly! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah..." Then there was a creaking sound like the sky was falling, and the bed was about to be shaken to pieces.

Guan Hua turned around and supported the wall, and started the plane. "I let you fly, I let you fly hard!!"

"Ah———" After an extremely refreshing ****, the bed stopped screaming, and only the sound of heavy breathing remained...

"Thank you!" Guan Hua couldn't help saying after cleaning up the mess.

"You're welcome..." The man and woman next door replied in a strange way.

Then, the two rooms fell silent for an instant, and even the sound of toilet paper falling could be heard.

"Huh?!" Guan Hua found that the New World seemed like a new land, and looked at Xiao Guan Hua.In my impression, the second child who should have softened at this moment actually pushed forward a little and then softened. "Nani?"

Guan Hua, who was somewhat skeptical, smelled the smell in the air. This time, the smell was much worse than what he remembered. It seemed to be a bit stinky. Yes, it was very fishy!

Guan Hua unconsciously looked up at himself in the mirror, and Guan Hua was stunned.A strange sore in the corner of his left eye has scabbed over, and it was still oozing pus 10 minutes ago.

Guan Hua frantically opened the domestic mobile phone, found a ruler and toilet paper, took off the mirror on the wall, sat on the bed, and continued to play the plane.Half an hour later, Guan Hua, who had flown three times in a row, jumped out of the bed with his pants in his hands!

"Cool! Cool! Cool! Hahahahahaha..." Looking at his right hand, Guan Hua couldn't help kissing it hard. Although there was a lot of liquid on it, Guan Hua, who was so happy that he was going crazy, couldn't care about it.

After repeated groping, Guan Hua found that each spray would bring about a scab of strange sores, and after spraying, the second child did move forward before softening, measured by a ruler, this progress was not short-lived A summit but eternal growth.In other words, after each masturbation, Xiao Guanhua will grow by 1mm.Selling dogs, what a magical effect this is.1 millimeter at a time, 1 centimeter ten times! !What is the concept of increasing the length of the second child by one centimeter?

"...Don't talk nonsense about the fact that I taught you the exercises. This exercise has infinite uses, so go explore it..." Li A's words rang again in Guan Hua's ear.

After wiping his hands and clasping his palms together, Guan Hua bowed towards the window. "I would like to obey Master's instruction! I want to become handsome, and I want to grow longer!"

Guan Hua continued to shake his mighty right hand crazily...it wasn't until he passed out contentedly after a dozen times in a row...

In the evening, Guan Hua just woke up, looking at himself in the mirror, Guan Hua showed a bright smile. In the past 18 years, I have never felt that my strange disease can be cured, and I have never felt the taste of hope.After washing his face and putting on clean clothes, Guan Hua left the low-rent house.

He was going to meet a person, the gatekeeper that Li A asked Guan Hua to find before leaving, Uncle Gen.

"If I remember correctly, the uncle at the gate of the hospital is also called Uncle Gen. Is that old man with a dirty figure and wretched appearance the Uncle Gen I'm looking for?" Guan Hua couldn't help but speculate as he walked on the road.

One kilometer away, an old man with buck teeth, bald head, and sly eyebrows sat on the rattan chair in the security room and sneezed violently. Rubbing, continue to babble and look at the island country magazine in my hand.