Yin-yang ghost hand gynecology male nurse

"The rules are destined..." Guan Hua considered Uncle Gen's words, and then he asked, "Then what are the reincarnators? Why do we go beyond the rules?"

Uncle Gen smiled and patted Guan Hua on the shoulder. "Big brother, you think too much. Have you seen The Matrix?" Uncle Gen asked.Guan Hua nodded.

"The rules of heaven and earth are the CPU of a large computer. It not only arranges the order of reincarnation, but also determines the time of death of each person. As time goes by, this computer also has something that is missing. When the first loophole appears, it It is necessary to design other programs to fix the loopholes, so there is our organization gangster, and then there are us." Uncle Gen explained with a big tooth.

Guan Hua, who half understood, nodded, then shook his head again. "I still can't figure it out. Since life and death are preordained, why are we qualified to arrange for other ghosts to be reincarnated? And what is the organization 'Moe' you mentioned?"

"How can I explain it to you? This is a very complicated matter. Let me first tell you why reincarnators can reincarnate ghosts." Uncle Gen took Guan Hua to his security room.

"In the past, when a woman gave birth, the baby's survival rate was low. Seven or eight babies out of ten was already a very high survival rate. For a period of time, it was normal to have five babies out of ten, right?" Uncle Gen saw Guan Hua After nodding, he continued: "But what about now? With the current level of medical treatment, as long as the child is fully grown, he can live after birth, right? It's almost ten births and ten births."

"However, the big computer of the rules of heaven and earth has too many things to worry about, so it still arranges reincarnation according to the previous setting of ten or seven or eight births, so—"

Guan Hua took over the quarrel. "So, these quotas belong to us, so we can arrange for people to reincarnate, so we have our great reincarnation staff! Oh, dog seller, I am too lazy, and let me see through the secret."

"Fuck you, it's not so easy to understand the secret, I just explained it to you briefly." Uncle Gen slapped Guan Hua hard on the head, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

Walking into the security room, Uncle Gen sat down on the wicker chair, raised his eyebrows and looked at Guan Hua wretchedly: "Hey, young man, congratulations on completing your reincarnation internship. From tomorrow onwards, you will be a qualified reincarnation. "

"This... I just saw reincarnation, how can you let me act alone?" This result was unexpected by Guan Hua, and he was indeed taken aback by the speed at which the internship ended. "I don't know how to hold the body yet, do you want to consider teaching me?"

"You still need the immobilization technique? You have the identity of the chief male nurse in the obstetrics and gynecology department, so how convenient is that!!" Uncle Gen looked at Guan Hua with contempt.

"I'm just an intern, I can't enter the delivery room at all." Guan Hua explained.

"Then I don't care, you can figure out a way for yourself." Uncle Gen picked up the Island Magazine and continued to read it in a halazi, ignoring Guan Hua's existence for a moment.

Guan Hua suddenly realized that he had nothing to do with this old rascal, so he went to sue, and he couldn't even find Li A's shadow.Let's beat him up, Guan Hua is afraid that if he can't get out of this door, he will be killed by the blue shadows outside the door.Uncle Gen, the old hedgehog, made Guan Hua, the little tiger, unable to speak.

"Uncle Gen, Uncle Gen, big brother, big brother, please help me, I'm not very proficient in business, please give me some pointers." Guan Hua pulled down his body and begged, and also acted cute by the way.In fact, I was thinking in my heart: When I am awesome, I will play with you to death, you shameless old man!

"Go, go, I hate lazy young people like you the most." Uncle Gen closed the magazine in his hand, hooked his fingers towards the door, and then a blue ghost floated in.Uncle Gen stretched out his finger to draw a curse mark in the air and shot it into Guan Hua's ear. Immediately afterwards, he heard the ghost shouting meanly: "Oh, God Gen'er, there is something for you to pass on! What instructions, being able to do things for you is a small blessing, Sansheng is lucky, Sansheng is lucky."

"Go, I met your brother Hua, and you have been with him from now on. Your brother Hua is new to the industry, and I will take care of your reincarnation in the future, and tell him about you." Uncle Gen pointed at Guan Hua stinkingly. , then erected the magazine and continued to read.

"Hey Brother Hua, I can tell at a glance that you are an extraordinary person, just by looking at you - you have a really good figure." This guy's ability to adapt to changes is not ordinary.

"Uncle Gen, how can I contact my master?" Guan Hua asked unwillingly, trying to scare Uncle Gen into changing his mind.

Uncle Gen looked up at Guan Hua, then narrowed his eyes and smiled obscenely, then stretched out a foot and kicked Guan Hua out of the security room. "You kid wants to scare me with Li A, but there is no way. When it's time to see you, you can see him. Get lost, don't delay my appreciation."

Guan Hua rubbed his butt, touched the undamaged CD in his pocket, and then snapped his middle finger viciously, despising this old whore. "Pull what, wait for me to kill you in the future!"

After thinking about how Uncle Gen treated him, Guan Hua felt more and more tricky.Why did you suddenly start making fun of yourself?I don't understand. I don't understand.

Guan Hua, who stepped out of the hospital gate, began to sort out the information obtained tonight.First of all, Li A, Uncle Gen and himself all belong to an organization called 'Moe' now.This organization is awesome. It can not only guide the soul into the underworld, but also help the soul reincarnate. Whether it has other abilities will be verified later. These two heaven-defying functions alone are enough to run rampant in the world.

Moreover, the people in this organization must be very powerful.The basis is: even if it is a wretched and dirty character like Uncle Gen, he is still awesome, just with his body-holding technique and ghost-drawing charm, it is no problem to call him a master of Taoism.There is also reincarnation, which is a very promising profession. In the future, I will definitely be more awesome than Daxiangen. My instinct tells Guan Hua that Li A is definitely a super awesome character, otherwise the name would not be so awesome. "You must remember my dharma name, Li A." Whose dharma name can be so unconventional!

"Brother Hua, where are you going?" Walking around the corner, a voice suddenly sounded behind Guan Hua, which startled Guan Hua into a big jump.Then he remembered that Uncle Gen had arranged for him a small follower, and he started thinking about things as soon as he went out, and even forgot about such a treasure.

"What's your name?" Guan Hua asked symbolically.After all, he is his follower, so it is easy to handle after asking his name.

"Brother Hua, you can just call me Xiaomeng from now on. Meng Fengfeng, Xiaomeng. From now on, little brother, I will follow Brother Hua's lead and go through fire and water for Brother Hua's order."

Guan Hua took out his glasses and put the other lens back into the frame. Then he put on the yin and yang mirror and carefully observed his ghost brother.Just now, I was so busy chatting with Uncle Gen that I didn't pay attention to this guy's appearance.Compared with ordinary ghosts, Xiaomeng's blue color is bizarre, and she looks like a big Smurf in the yin and yang mirror.But, coupled with his thin frame and dragging long robe, the whole look is like a combination of Gargamel and Smurf.

"How long has it been since you died?" Guan Hua asked curiously.

Xiaomeng counted with her fingers, and then replied: "More than 100 years."

More than 100 years old fritters, you still call me Brother Hua, am I not a man?Guan Hua couldn't help muttering in his heart. "That's it, Xiaomeng, from now on you will call me boss. Don't call me Brother Hua, I don't feel comfortable listening to it."

"Okay, Boss." Xiaomeng changed quickly, then moved to Guan Hua's side, and asked obsessively: "Boss, do you need me to perform some special tasks? I can't get into the mansion of a fierce woman at night." In the realm of the wall, I’m the best at stealing underwear and getting a dick or something. The young ones are quite experienced, and I’ve served the old bosses many times..."

"No, I don't need it." Guan Hua felt a chill in his heart, that old bastard Uncle Ganqinggen often asked him to do this.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Guan Hua's heart, and he looked at his ghost brother with a smile, why did he suddenly look so pleasing to the eye?This guy is a treasure.

"Boss, what do you want to do? Little one... you're just a showman, not a person!"

"Xiaomeng, the boss sent you—I beg you to do something, it's just a show, okay?" Guan Hua smiled closer.

"You say it. I will go through fire and water." Brother Gui is very righteous.

"You know, head nurse of obstetrics and gynecology department, go to her house as a guest, tossing and tossing and venting for the boss, that old woman is not a good thing..." Guan Hua's teeth itch when he thinks of Sun Yan.

Feeling Guan Hua's murderous intent, Xiao Meng naturally understood it, saluted before leaving, and then ran away without a trace.After staying in the hospital for so long, Xiaomeng naturally found Sun Yan with ease.While on the road, Xiaomeng thought about it, the first time the boss assigned her a task, she must complete it beautifully.Sun Yan, right? I can't beat you to death.

After Zhi left Xiaomeng, Guan Hua suddenly remembered that he had many questions that he hadn't had time to ask.Secretly turning around to talk again, he took off his glasses and rushed to the rental room.Guan Hua suddenly remembered that he still has important things to do to detoxify and nourish his skin. Watching Teacher Cang's movies over and over again, and getting longer and more handsome over and over again, wouldn't that be a great joy in life.

However, when Mr. Cang appeared with Chinese subtitles on the second-hand small TV, Guan Hua, who was ready for everything with toilet paper, knew that he had been tricked by a thief with a big lewd root.I saw a blue screen flashing on the TV screen, and a line of blood red words popped out.

"Young people don't know the preciousness of essence, and when they grow old, they shed tears at B Kong, restraint, Sao Nian."

"Fuck your sister! You cheated me of ten yuan." Guan Hua, who almost ran away, tore up the toilet paper and almost kicked over the TV.

At this moment, the screen flickered again, and another line of words appeared.

"Get angry! Get angry! Get crazy! Kid, you don't have enough concentration! Hurry up and adjust your mentality, and then I will pass on to you the exercises that Li A left you. There are not many words, just memorize them carefully." , this plate can only be put on once, and I don’t remember what it deserves. Okay, let’s start..."

Guan Hua was so angry that he hurriedly found a pen, and began to shorthand the formula that Li A passed on to him on the toilet paper. There were only a few more than 100 words, and Guan Hua was sweating.Fortunately, Uncle Gen taught him to read the first few sentences before, otherwise the formula would be useless if he missed the beginning.

"Don't be surprised, Uncle Gen has always been so awesome! Finish copying, are you very grateful to me for teaching you to chant the mantra before, don't thank me, I don't need it. Brat, a mountain is higher than a mountain, don't think about it How to play with me in the future, let's cultivate your kung fu to a small degree. Only then will you be qualified to be Li A's apprentice. As for this, this handsome guy will withdraw, and the disc will explode within ten seconds. You can't stop it, I suggest you cover your head with a quilt! Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Fuck me, it's so high-tech!" Guan Hua hugged the quilt and got under the bed.Then there is absolute silence, the sound of toilet paper falling on the floor can be heard.After 1 minute, Guan Hua knew he had been fooled, and got out from under the bed cursing his mother.

I saw a line of words floating on the TV. "How can you be so high-tech, silly hat, be fooled."

"Great root, you and I are at odds! I must kill you!" Guan Hua shouted, pointing at the TV screen.

"I forgot to tell you, Li A said, your left hand is on the top and your right hand is on the bottom, and you can pull out the poison by stacking your hands on the strange sore. Also, self-explosion is real! 3, 2, 1! Jump——"

The black smoke from the disc player explosion sprayed Guan Hua's face, and then he was completely mad with anger, and he simply passed out...

Outside the house, Uncle Gen asked Li A beside him. "Is it necessary to play him like this?"

"I'm afraid that his submissive character will hinder his cultivation, so let you be his first target, which will help him to work hard and grow rapidly." Li A raised his eyebrows, and laughed out loud looking at the embarrassed Guan Hua.

"Are you not afraid that he will find out that you asked me to do this in the future, and not give you a pension?" Uncle Gen was furious, although he knew that he would be used as a target.

"Let him go, he can't beat me anyway. Hahahaha..." Li A walked away with a smile.

"You mean that when he can beat me, I'll let him bully me casually, right?" Uncle Gen jumped and shouted.

"This is necessary, who told you to bully my apprentice." Li A replied very heartlessly.

Then Uncle Gen started to go crazy, almost going to chase Li A and fight him desperately. "It wasn't your instigation, would I go to such great lengths to make such a name? Your sister Li's A!"