Yin-yang ghost hand gynecology male nurse

In the courtyard of the hospital, a male doctor ran to the obstetrics and gynecology department in a panic. He saw Han Xiuyan coming from afar, wiped the sweat from his brow, and hurriedly shouted: "Director Han, there is a patient with acute appendicitis who needs to be treated immediately." Surgery, the attending physician hasn't arrived yet, you should hurry up, operating room No. [-]."

"Appendicitis?" A cold light flashed on Han Xiuyan's gold-rimmed glasses, and she said quietly, "Should the kidney be taken off to see if there is any problem..." Director Han hurriedly walked towards No. Amazing evil spirit.The doctor who came to inform, Shihua was on the spot.Appendicitis is a problem in the intestines, do you need to move your kidneys? "Director Han, Director Han! You misheard, it's appendicitis!"

Just when Director Han found a target to vent, Guan Hua mixed the two breakfasts together and ate them with relish. Lolita and Yujie are delicious when mixed together. Although Luoli is not very loli, Yujie can barely be regarded as a Miss Yu. "Sister Yu? Senior Sister is the one who deserves it." After taking a hard bite of the fried dough stick, Guan Hua began to miss the big white legs he saw in the early morning.

There were three ghost brothers reincarnated today, so Guan Hua went to the delivery room three times during the period, wasted some time, and was busy until twelve o'clock at noon before finishing the massage.Because he ate too much in the morning and ate tofu all afternoon, Guan Hua was not hungry at all, so he just lay down on the bed after work and fell asleep.

Just after falling asleep, the door of the massage room opened slowly, then closed with a creak, and was locked behind the back.

With a plop, a woman in a nurse uniform knelt on the ground.Bangbang kowtowed his head. Guan Hua, who had just fallen asleep, was taken aback. He thought that the ghost was coming to kill him. He jumped up from the bed, stretched out his right hand, and was about to slap the ghost in front of him to death. But looking at the person kneeling in front of him, it turned out to be the head nurse of the obstetrics and gynecology department of the arrogant Zongheng Hospital, Sun Yan!

"Head Nurse Sun, what are you singing about?" Guan Hua couldn't help laughing, guessing that Xiaomeng had been tossing her hard last night and made her behave.

Sun Yan raised her head and looked at Guan Hua with tears streaming down her face.The moment Guan Hua saw Sun Yan, he really wanted to slap him. This is not a human being, he is clearly a ghost, with a pair of jet-black eyes, his face is bloodless, and his face is so thin that only skin is left. The outline of the skull can be seen clearly.At first glance, it looks like a skull wrapped in a layer of cloth. The most disgusting thing is that there is still water in the eyes of the skull...

Xiaomeng fluttered out from the wall, looked at Guan Hua with a playful smile, and pointed to Sun Yan, meaning to let Guan Hua enjoy the show.

"Guan Daxian pia——I'm not a human pia——it's all my fault pia——, I don't know Taishan pia——, I offended Daxian pia——I'm damned pia——Your lord has a lot of pia ——, you treat me like a pia——, please forgive me pia—— pia—.” Seeing Sun Yan slap ten piapia on the face, Guan Hua didn’t respond in the slightest, and Guan Hua was amazed : This face has turned into a skin, and it is still so resistant.

Guan Hua crossed his legs, stroked his chin, and remained silent, as if he was thinking about something, but actually he was listening to Xiaomeng reporting the results of the battle to him.Sun Yan thought she was hitting too lightly, and Guan Daxian was dissatisfied, so she began to slap her face vigorously.

"Boss, when I went to her house yesterday, you didn't know how proud she was. You thought how powerful the magic tools and charms of various gods you spent 2 yuan on, and how powerful we little demons are." It’s useless. If you say she’s pissed, she’s going to have to piss, and she’s still yelling at ghosts! She’s scolding me with her husband! It’s embarrassing for Gobi, so angry that my corpse almost jumped out of the grave and strangled her to death.” Xiao When Meng talked about it, she was still full of anger, and it seemed that she was scolded a lot.

"First, I let their husband and wife slap each other, and at the same time, let them watch the spirit talisman artifacts being destroyed in my hands one by one! In the end, I simply appeared on the stage, turning into the appearance of me who had been dead for 100 years, with them There was a close contact, and finally sealed her yang veins, making her look like a ghost. Huh, let her be terrified, this time, I will definitely clean up and be honest with her!" After finishing speaking, Xiaomeng even vomited Nothing spit out the saliva, but the action was well done.

"Stop." Guan Hua looked at Sun Yan whose head was slapped like a rattle drum, and suddenly said, "If you do many injustices, you will die yourself, do you know that?"

"I beg Daxian to give me a chance to reform! I beg Daxian to give me a chance to be a new man! I am willing to start from scratch, starting from a little nurse, and honestly do human affairs and speak human words." Sun Yan clasped her hands together and raised her hands above her head, bowing her head bang bang bang.

Guan Hua glanced at Xiaomeng, thinking that you guy might have used some trick to scare people like this.But for the sake of the good effect, it seems that the punishment is not mentioned. "You have done a lot of abuse, and you will be punished a lot!" Guan Hua, wearing a white coat, suddenly became solemn like that, and even his voice imitated the appearance of an eminent monk, speaking every word calmly.

"I beg the Great Immortal to let me go, I am willing to change, I sincerely repent!" Sun Yan cried so sadly that her head hit the floor with a bang.

Guan Hua was really taken aback, if he knocked down like this, even if he spared her, she would have to knock herself to the ground. "God has the virtue of loving life. I think you have a heart of repentance. Get up. I will spare you from death. From now on, be a good person."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Sun Yan, who was almost a fool, cried into tears, thanking Guan Daxian for his great kindness.

Xiaomeng said at the right time: "Boss, use your right hand to remove the yin energy I left in her body, and then she will be relieved of her current state." Guan Hua raised his right hand and slowly placed it on top of Sun Yan's head, Press hard, this is actually pretending.Then Guan Hua slowly released a little black light, and lightly charged at the yin energy in Sun Yan's body.

Immediately, Sun Yan was like a gradually inflated balloon, flickering back to its original shape, and continued to expand until it turned into a pig's head.This was the injury from slapping his mouth and kowtowing just now, and it only showed up now, making Guan Hua feel pain in his flesh.

"Guan Daxian, I can't repay you, I can only use my body to repay your great kindness." Sun Yan began to take off her clothes after speaking, the movements were quite skillful, and she was about to die.

Seeing the swollen Head Nurse Sun taking off her clothes to repay her kindness with her body, Guan Hua suddenly felt pain in his balls and thighs.

"Stop!" Guan Hua snorted coldly, causing Sun Yan to shiver in fright. "Who do you think this deity is, put on your clothes, and get out! Be a good person, start with purifying your mind!" Guan Hua's eyes were wide open, and he cursed inwardly: Your sister, you want to steal my brother's virginity, don't you? !Get out!

Sun Yan kept apologizing, put on clothes to cover her fat body, put on a white coat to tidy up her clothes, and faced Guan Hua very seriously. "Guan Daxian, I have already resigned as head nurse and recommended you as my successor. I know that I know that an expert like you despises such a vulgar job. However, I want to start as a nurse, Please give me this chance!"

"En. Go ahead and start a new life." Guan Hua closed his eyes, waved his sleeves, and acted like he was about to meditate.In fact, I cursed in my heart: "Who the hell said I don't care! A monthly salary of more than 5000! And year-end dividends, idiots don't want to do it!"

"I've packed up the office, and I can move out as long as the dean approves it. Then I won't bother you, Guan Daxian, please be busy." Sun Yan exited the room with a nod and bowed her head, and closed the door carefully and gently , for fear of disturbing Guan Daxian's meditation by making a little noise.

After the door closed, Guan Hua gave Xiao Meng a thumbs up.It is said that one should not offend villains, otherwise troubles will continue.But from this incident, it can be seen that the little ghost is much more difficult to deal with than the villain, and the real villain can't deal with the real kid!

"When the boss is happy, I am happier. When the boss is happy, I am happier. I think the fart of the boss is delicious, but I can't smell it anyway, haha." Xiaomeng flattered her flattery.

Guan Hua lay on the bed again and yawned. "It's over, Xiaomeng, you should rest first, I want to sleep for a while to catch up on sleep. Tonight, Brother Shang will go to explore the Mangshan Cemetery at night! Ah..."

"Mangshan...you go there, Boss, don't go alone, okay...there..." Xiaomeng wanted to say something, but she didn't dare to say it out loud, scratching her head anxiously.

"Okay, I won't make it difficult for you. Being a ghost also has its difficulties. I can handle it myself. I hurt a ghost yesterday!" Guan Hua turned over as he said.

"You really hurt her!?" Xiaomeng opened her mouth wide in surprise, looking at Guan Hua like a monster!

"You fucking know it! You scolded the neighbor next door and you didn't tell me, you want to hurt me, don't you?" Guan Hua turned his face like a book, and reached out to catch Xiaomeng, but it was in vain.

Xiaomeng looked embarrassed, and floated in the air, clasping her fists and bowing. "Boss, I really can't say it. Boss, you killed me, and I can't say it. Ahhh, boss, hey, you can ask me to do anything, but this kind of thing, I really can't do it, I can't say it!"

"I believe you are a big-headed ghost!" Guan Hua couldn't catch Xiaomeng, and he couldn't slap him to death, so he simply ignored him, lay back on the bed and really went to take a nap.

Xiaomeng wandered around the room for more than ten minutes, finally heaved a long sigh, and floated out like a defeated rooster, exactly the same posture as Sun Yan when she came in, very hurt and decadent...

"Since ancient times, loyalty and righteousness can't be both, boss, you really have to forgive me..."

In the surgical office of the hospital, a male doctor held a plate of exquisite steak, stroked his hair, and walked towards Han Xiuyan who bowed his head and was talking to himself.

"Director Han, it's noon, let's eat some food." After finishing speaking, he gave Han Xiuyan a wink that he thought was handsome, and kept a handsome smile as he looked at the goddess in the eyes of the male doctors in the hospital. .He thought that this would win Director Han's attention, make her give up taking care of the little male nurse, and continue to be their single and holy goddess.

"...First open the hamstrings, then sew the eyelids...Is Dr. Du okay?...Short fingers one by one, flatten the toes with a hemostat, take out the heart to see if it is black... ...Do you have something to do?" Han Xiuyan looked up at the male doctor in front of him, with cold lights flashing on his glasses.

"...No, no, no...Please eat, eat steak..." Putting down the steak tray, Dr. Du broke out in a layer of cold sweat, resolutely kept his distance, and retreated five meters away.

Han Xiuyan ignored this courteous guy, picked up the fork, and muttered while inserting the steak on the plate.Dr. Du, who saw the surgeon in charge, was terrified.In the courtyard of the hospital, a male doctor ran to the obstetrics and gynecology department in a panic. He saw Han Xiuyan coming from afar, wiped the sweat from his brow, and hurriedly shouted: "Director Han, there is a patient with acute appendicitis who needs to be treated immediately." Surgery, the attending physician hasn't arrived yet, you should hurry up, operating room No. [-]."

"Appendicitis?" A cold light flashed on Han Xiuyan's gold-rimmed glasses, and she said quietly, "Should the kidney be taken off to see if there is any problem..." Director Han hurriedly walked towards No. Amazing evil spirit.The doctor who came to inform, Shihua was on the spot.Appendicitis is a problem in the intestines, do you need to move your kidneys? "Director Han, Director Han! You misheard, it's appendicitis!"

Just when Director Han found a target to vent, Guan Hua mixed the two breakfasts together and ate them with relish. Lolita and Yujie are delicious when mixed together. Although Luoli is not very loli, Yujie can barely be regarded as a Miss Yu. "Sister Yu? Senior Sister is the one who deserves it." After taking a hard bite of the fried dough stick, Guan Hua began to miss the big white legs he saw in the early morning.

There were three ghost brothers reincarnated today, so Guan Hua went to the delivery room three times during the period, wasted some time, and was busy until twelve o'clock at noon before finishing the massage.Because he ate too much in the morning and ate tofu all afternoon, Guan Hua was not hungry at all, so he just lay down on the bed after work and fell asleep.

Just after falling asleep, the door of the massage room opened slowly, then closed with a creak, and was locked behind the back.

With a plop, a woman in a nurse uniform knelt on the ground.Bangbang kowtowed his head. Guan Hua, who had just fallen asleep, was taken aback. He thought that the ghost was coming to kill him. He jumped up from the bed, stretched out his right hand, and was about to slap the ghost in front of him to death. But looking at the person kneeling in front of him, it turned out to be the head nurse of the obstetrics and gynecology department of the arrogant Zongheng Hospital, Sun Yan!

"Head Nurse Sun, what are you singing about?" Guan Hua couldn't help laughing, guessing that Xiaomeng had been tossing her hard last night and made her behave.

Sun Yan raised her head and looked at Guan Hua with tears streaming down her face.The moment Guan Hua saw Sun Yan, he really wanted to slap him. This is not a human being, he is clearly a ghost, with a pair of jet-black eyes, his face is bloodless, and his face is so thin that only skin is left. The outline of the skull can be seen clearly.At first glance, it looks like a skull wrapped in a layer of cloth. The most disgusting thing is that there is still water in the eyes of the skull...

Xiaomeng fluttered out from the wall, looked at Guan Hua with a playful smile, and pointed to Sun Yan, meaning to let Guan Hua enjoy the show.

"Guan Daxian pia——I'm not a human pia——it's all my fault pia——, I don't know Taishan pia——, I offended Daxian pia——I'm damned pia——Your lord has a lot of pia ——, you treat me like a pia——, please forgive me pia—— pia—.” Seeing Sun Yan slap ten piapia on the face, Guan Hua didn’t respond in the slightest, and Guan Hua was amazed : This face has turned into a skin, and it is still so resistant.

Guan Hua crossed his legs, stroked his chin, and remained silent, as if he was thinking about something, but actually he was listening to Xiaomeng reporting the results of the battle to him.Sun Yan thought she was hitting too lightly, and Guan Daxian was dissatisfied, so she began to slap her face vigorously.

"Boss, when I went to her house yesterday, you didn't know how proud she was. You thought how powerful the magic tools and charms of various gods you spent 2 yuan on, and how powerful we little demons are." It’s useless. If you say she’s pissed, she’s going to have to piss, and she’s still yelling at ghosts! She’s scolding me with her husband! It’s embarrassing for Gobi, so angry that my corpse almost jumped out of the grave and strangled her to death.” Xiao When Meng talked about it, she was still full of anger, and it seemed that she was scolded a lot.

"First, I let their husband and wife slap each other, and at the same time, let them watch the spirit talisman artifacts being destroyed in my hands one by one! In the end, I simply appeared on the stage, turning into the appearance of me who had been dead for 100 years, with them There was a close contact, and finally sealed her yang veins, making her look like a ghost. Huh, let her be terrified, this time, I will definitely clean up and be honest with her!" After finishing speaking, Xiaomeng even vomited Nothing spit out the saliva, but the action was well done.

"Stop." Guan Hua looked at Sun Yan whose head was slapped like a rattle drum, and suddenly said, "If you do many injustices, you will die yourself, do you know that?"

"I beg Daxian to give me a chance to reform! I beg Daxian to give me a chance to be a new man! I am willing to start from scratch, starting from a little nurse, and honestly do human affairs and speak human words." Sun Yan clasped her hands together and raised her hands above her head, bowing her head bang bang bang.

Guan Hua glanced at Xiaomeng, thinking that you guy might have used some trick to scare people like this.But for the sake of the good effect, it seems that the punishment is not mentioned. "You have done a lot of abuse, and you will be punished a lot!" Guan Hua, wearing a white coat, suddenly became solemn like that, and even his voice imitated the appearance of an eminent monk, speaking every word calmly.

"I beg the Great Immortal to let me go, I am willing to change, I sincerely repent!" Sun Yan cried so sadly that her head hit the floor with a bang.

Guan Hua was really taken aback, if he knocked down like this, even if he spared her, she would have to knock herself to the ground. "God has the virtue of loving life. I think you have a heart of repentance. Get up. I will spare you from death. From now on, be a good person."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Sun Yan, who was almost a fool, cried into tears, thanking Guan Daxian for his great kindness.

Xiaomeng said at the right time: "Boss, use your right hand to remove the yin energy I left in her body, and then she will be relieved of her current state." Guan Hua raised his right hand and slowly placed it on top of Sun Yan's head, Press hard, this is actually pretending.Then Guan Hua slowly released a little black light, and lightly charged at the yin energy in Sun Yan's body.

Immediately, Sun Yan was like a gradually inflated balloon, flickering back to its original shape, and continued to expand until it turned into a pig's head.This was the injury from slapping his mouth and kowtowing just now, and it only showed up now, making Guan Hua feel pain in his flesh.

"Guan Daxian, I can't repay you, I can only use my body to repay your great kindness." Sun Yan began to take off her clothes after speaking, the movements were quite skillful, and she was about to die.

Seeing the swollen Head Nurse Sun taking off her clothes to repay her kindness with her body, Guan Hua suddenly felt pain in his balls and thighs.

"Stop!" Guan Hua snorted coldly, causing Sun Yan to shiver in fright. "Who do you think this deity is, put on your clothes, and get out! Be a good person, start with purifying your mind!" Guan Hua's eyes were wide open, and he cursed inwardly: Your sister, you want to steal my brother's virginity, don't you? !Get out!

Sun Yan kept apologizing, put on clothes to cover her fat body, put on a white coat to tidy up her clothes, and faced Guan Hua very seriously. "Guan Daxian, I have already resigned as head nurse and recommended you as my successor. I know that I know that an expert like you despises such a vulgar job. However, I want to start as a nurse, Please give me this chance!"

"En. Go ahead and start a new life." Guan Hua closed his eyes, waved his sleeves, and acted like he was about to meditate.In fact, I cursed in my heart: "Who the hell said I don't care! A monthly salary of more than 5000! And year-end dividends, idiots don't want to do it!"

"I've packed up the office, and I can move out as long as the dean approves it. Then I won't bother you, Guan Daxian, please be busy." Sun Yan exited the room with a nod and bowed her head, and closed the door carefully and gently , for fear of disturbing Guan Daxian's meditation by making a little noise.

After the door closed, Guan Hua gave Xiao Meng a thumbs up.It is said that one should not offend villains, otherwise troubles will continue.But from this incident, it can be seen that the little ghost is much more difficult to deal with than the villain, and the real villain can't deal with the real kid!

"When the boss is happy, I am happier. When the boss is happy, I am happier. I think the fart of the boss is delicious, but I can't smell it anyway, haha." Xiaomeng flattered her flattery.

Guan Hua lay on the bed again and yawned. "It's over, Xiaomeng, you should rest first, I want to sleep for a while to catch up on sleep. Tonight, Brother Shang will go to explore the Mangshan Cemetery at night! Ah..."

"Mangshan...you go there, Boss, don't go alone, okay...there..." Xiaomeng wanted to say something, but she didn't dare to say it out loud, scratching her head anxiously.

"Okay, I won't make it difficult for you. Being a ghost also has its difficulties. I can handle it myself. I hurt a ghost yesterday!" Guan Hua turned over as he said.

"You really hurt her!?" Xiaomeng opened her mouth wide in surprise, looking at Guan Hua like a monster!

"You fucking know it! You scolded the neighbor next door and you didn't tell me, you want to hurt me, don't you?" Guan Hua turned his face like a book, and reached out to catch Xiaomeng, but it was in vain.

Xiaomeng looked embarrassed, and floated in the air, clasping her fists and bowing. "Boss, I really can't say it. Boss, you killed me, and I can't say it. Ahhh, boss, hey, you can ask me to do anything, but this kind of thing, I really can't do it, I can't say it!"

"I believe you are a big-headed ghost!" Guan Hua couldn't catch Xiaomeng, and he couldn't slap him to death, so he simply ignored him, lay back on the bed and really went to take a nap.

Xiaomeng wandered around the room for more than ten minutes, finally heaved a long sigh, and floated out like a defeated rooster, exactly the same posture as Sun Yan when she came in, very hurt and decadent...

"Since ancient times, loyalty and righteousness can't be both, boss, you really have to forgive me..."

In the surgical office of the hospital, a male doctor held a plate of exquisite steak, stroked his hair, and walked towards Han Xiuyan who bowed his head and was talking to himself.

"Director Han, it's noon, let's eat some food." After finishing speaking, he gave Han Xiuyan a wink that he thought was handsome, and kept a handsome smile as he looked at the goddess in the eyes of the male doctors in the hospital. .He thought that this would win Director Han's attention, make her give up taking care of the little male nurse, and continue to be their single and holy goddess.

"...First open the hamstrings, then sew the eyelids...Is Dr. Du okay?...Short fingers one by one, flatten the toes with a hemostat, take out the heart to see if it is black... ...Do you have something to do?" Han Xiuyan looked up at the male doctor in front of him, with cold lights flashing on his glasses.

"...No, no, no...Please eat, eat steak..." Putting down the steak tray, Dr. Du broke out in a layer of cold sweat, resolutely kept his distance, and retreated five meters away.

Han Xiuyan ignored this courteous guy, picked up the fork, and muttered while inserting the steak on the plate.Dr. Du, who saw the surgeon in charge, was terrified.