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The final version of the finale.

With no trace of spiritual power anymore, the cold body ended up sitting cross-legged stubbornly, and in the most stretched and relaxed posture, with a satisfied smile, fell from the sky to the earth.

"Everything is over, so easy..." Guan Hua let out a long breath, and gradually lost all consciousness.

whoosh-

A gray figure swept over from a distance, catching the broken body that fell to the ground with the sound of breaking wind.

"Guan Hua, don't scare me! As you said, you can't die!" After landing, Qin Kui put Guan Hua covered in black blood on the ground.With the fragments of the Huangquan mirror that Guan Hua gave him, Qin Kui successfully broke the shackles of not being able to leave the Huangquan mirror for fifteen kilometers. He hid hundreds of miles away from the Huangquan mirror, and kept looking at this world. The moment he disappeared, he rushed over.So at this moment, he can catch Guan Hua!

However, facing Guan Hua who had lost all breath and spiritual power, Qin Kui broke into a sweat.

"Guan Hua, don't scare me, the slaughter of the gods is over, don't let anything happen to you..." Qin Kui cried while hugging Guan Hua, big drops of tears fell on Guan Hua's body and face. superior.

"Use the Yellow Spring Mirror to keep Guan Hua's soul first!" A clear and tender voice woke up the sad Qin Kui.

"Yellow Spring Mirror? Yellow Spring Mirror!" Qin Kui suddenly took out the fragment hidden in his bosom, and by the moonlight, shone all the hazy yellow on Guan Hua's body.However, even though the light of the underworld enveloped Guan Hua, Guan Hua still showed no sign of waking up.

boom--

It was only at this moment that Xuanniao and Jinghe Dragon King returned to the earth from space. As soon as they entered the earth's atmosphere, they sent a message to Qin Kui, and they happened to appear beside Guan Hua when they landed.

"I beg you, save Guan Hua, save him." Qin Kui knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Xuanniao and Jinghe Dragon King.

Xuanniao looked at Guan Hua at this moment and frowned, while Jinghe Dragon King also shook his head helplessly.

"One of you is a dragon and the other is a phoenix. I beg you to think of a way to save Guan Hua." Qin Kui begged hoarsely, holding the Huangquan mirror.

"It can't be saved." The Dragon King of Jinghe shook his head again, and let out a dragon cry out of breath.

"Young man, get up, we have a deep bond with Guan Hua, if we can save him, we will naturally take action, you don't need to ask, you beg. However, his condition is too bad, we can't save him..." Xuan Niao sighed Taking a deep breath, he shook his wings helplessly.

"He's still so young, he..." Qin Kui choked up, unable to speak.

Xuanniao walked towards Guan Hua and blew on him.The gentle spiritual power nourished Guan Hua's bruised body, and instantly removed all the blood on his body.

"Young man, put away your Huangquan mirror. It's useless to him." Xuanniao comforted Qin Kui.

"No!" Qin Kui raised his head stubbornly. "Even if I turn Guan Hua into a living dead and live under the mirror of Huangquan forever, I won't let him really die!"

"Dead?" Jinghe Dragon King and Xuanniao looked at Qin Kui in surprise.

"Young man, this guy's life is tougher than yours, how could he die?" Xuanniao asked curiously.

"Then...why is Huang Quanjing useless to him?" Qin Kui's mind was short-circuited.

Xuanniao glanced at Jinghe Dragon King, and said: "The mirror of Huangquan can only turn the dead into living dead, right? He is not dead, so it must be useless. I will let you cover it with the mirror of Huangquan." He was preventing Yan Luo from forcibly recruiting Guan Hua's weak soul away just now. I have repaired his injuries now, the three souls and seven souls have been fixed, and Yan Luo can't take his soul away, so...you don't think that Is he dead?" Xuanniao looked at the ecstatic Qin Kui and giggled.

"Hahahaha... It's good if you don't die! It's good that you don't die!" Qin Kui, who was crying with joy, shed tears.

"What's the matter? His fairy status has been destroyed, so it's hard to become a fairy. Without the fairy status, we can't help him restore the cultivation of Yin Xian. In this life, he can only be a mortal..." Jinghe Dragon King said regretfully.

"It turns out that what you said can't be saved, it can't save his cultivation! Hahahaha, great, great!" Qin Kui cheered and turned somersaults on the spot, extremely happy.

Xuanniao and Jinghe Dragon King looked at Qin Kui like an idiot. Could this guy be crazy about it?

Under the bright moonlight, a dragon and a phoenix looked at the sleeping Guan Hua quietly, the clouds were calm and the wind was light, very peaceful...

……

When the first ray of sunshine of the new era shines on Guan Hua's face through the window, the faint morning light crystallizes Guan Hua's slightly trembling eyelashes, and also ignites the anticipation in the eyes of those who guard Guan Hua.

"Cough..." Guan Hua coughed lightly, and slowly opened his eyes.

All that caught Guan Hua's eyes were his closest people. At this moment, all the people who guarded Guan Hua for a day and a night all came to Guan Hua's bedside.And standing in the front is Shen Weiyang who is crying with joy, and the fifth daughter who is crying happily like pear blossoms with rain.

"Guan Hua, great, you finally woke up." Shen Weiyang held Guan Hua's hand, his eyes were full of concern.

Guan Hua twisted his neck slowly, looked blankly at Guan Lang, Guan Tian, ​​Qin Kui, Li A, Xiao Bi, and then turned his gaze to Shen Weiyang, Xiao Ruolan, Han Xiuyan, Feng Ting, Zhao Wenxin, Ma Yutong.

"Who... are you? Who am I?" Guan Hua withdrew his hand and covered his head that suddenly hurt, his eyes were full of bewilderment.

Everyone's joy was suppressed by Guan Hua's question.

"L-Amnesia?" Qin Kui swallowed, looking at Guan Hua who was lying on the bed in surprise.

The old man Guan Lang also frowned at this moment, together with everyone else, he began to think about how to restore Guan Hua's memory.

"What should I do? Guan Hua doesn't remember her mother anymore..." Shen Weiyang panicked, tears of joy turned into sad rain in an instant.

"Loss of memory is easy to treat. I will contact the best neurologist right now, and we must let Guan Hua remember who we are!" A bright light flashed in Han Xiuyan's glasses, and after speaking, she took out her mobile phone and prepared to go out.

"Yanyan, hurry up and find a way." All the girls cast their anxious eyes on Han Xiuyan, but ignored the figure who jumped off the bed suddenly.

"Yeah—" The girls suddenly had an extra arm around their necks, and when they turned their heads, they saw Guan Hua hugging them with a smirk.

"Isn't it always acted like this in the movies? After waking up from a serious injury and dying, he has amnesia. Hahaha..." Guan Hua twitched his eyebrows mischievously, and looked at the five girls who hadn't reacted with a smile.

"Bah, shameless." Suddenly, all the girls blushed and turned their faces away.

"I'm sub-Ao!" Guan Hua still overlooked one point, all the people who woke up from serious injuries had no clothes on.With a strange cry, Guan Hua covered the little Guan Hua under him, and rushed back to the bed with a groan.

"Hahahaha, my grandson's capital is enough! It seems that I have to prepare to be a great grandfather, hahahaha..." Guan Lang clapped his hands, and left Guan Hua's room together with the men beside him who couldn't help laughing .

Shen Weiyang took a step later, wiped her tears and walked out of the room.As soon as she went out, she yelled: "Guan Tian, ​​stop for me. Did you tell Guan Hua what I told you? Hurry up and let my son get married and let him give birth to ten big fat grandchildren for me!" .Otherwise I will never end with you!"

"I was too busy a while ago, so I didn't have time." Guan Tian glanced at the people around him with a little embarrassment, seeing that Shen Weiyang didn't buy it, he walked over with a smiling face.

Snapped--

Guan Lang, who was behind Guan Tian, ​​stretched out his hand and slapped Guan Tian across the face.

"I'm looking for an excuse for your sister! I'll put the words aside and let my good grandson get married quickly, or I'll cut you to death!" Guan Lang was in a good mood, blushing on purpose and loudly finished this sentence, pinching his waist and laughing Looking at the unlucky Guan Tian.

Guan Tian gritted his teeth in pain, rubbed the back of his head but didn't say no, because he also looked forward to the day when he could hold ten grandchildren in his arms, thinking about it, he felt very happy.

"Daddy is wise!" Shen Weiyang smiled through tears, and gave the old man a thumbs up.

In the quiet room, the six quiet people all heard the movement outside the door at this moment.

The five beautiful women were all looking forward to and nervous when facing the blissful event of marriage. Qi Qi glanced at Guan Hua shyly, and all made small gestures of twisting their fingers shyly.

Guan Hua, who was wrapped in a bed sheet, smiled, walked up to the five women in two steps, and knelt on the ground like a knight. "Xiao Lanlan, Xiao Yanyan, Xiao Tingting, Xiao Xin, Xiao Tongtong, marry me."

"Bah, marry as you say, we don't have face." Zhao Wenxin pouted, deliberately blaming her.

"I am willing." Xiao Lanlan rushed to Guan Hua first.The revolutionary fortress was just established, but it was breached by Xiao Ruolan from the inside.

"I am willing too!" Han Xiuyan, Feng Ting, and Ma Yutong rushed towards Guan Hua together, not to be outdone.Zhao Wenxin yelled that he was careless in making friends, and no longer cared about the issue of face or shame, and rushed into Guan Hua's arms first and last.

"I am willing too. We are all willing!"

boom--

Guan Hua was crushed to the ground by five happy women.

"Ahem, happiness comes too fast... almost broke my waist..." Guan Hua, who was thrown to the ground, closed his eyes with a satisfied and sweet smile.

……

In the meeting hall temporarily built by the Guan family, Guan Lang sat on the leading chair, looking at Li A standing among the crowd.

"Will you think about it again? At this opportunity, the Guan family can just return to China." Li A looked around at everyone, and raised the gangster's invitation for the last time.

"No need." Guan Lang rubbed his knees, and pondered for a while: "It's good that Shang is here. The gangster also needs an opponent to watch out for. Thank that old man Long Zhantian for me. I will treat him to tea when I have time."

"Since the senior has already made a decision, I have no choice but to convey your intention. Guan Hua has woken up and my task has been completed, so the junior will leave." Li A cupped his fists and bowed to Guan Lang.

"Wait a minute." Guan Lang stood up from the chair and walked towards Li A step by step. "Since we are here, how can the Guan family not show their friendship as landlords. Come on, all the sons of the Guan family, take out my good wine, and have a good drink with Mr. Li one by one!"

Following Guan Lang's order, dozens of beautiful cooks who had been prepared for a long time, carrying wine bowls the size of half a basketball, and dozens of jars of spirits, filed into the meeting hall.All the direct descendants of the Guan family, each holding a bowl, lined up with uncontrollable laughter and walked slowly towards Li A.

Just by looking at their expressions, you can guess what they are thinking. "Can't beat you to death, can't you drink to death?"

After receiving the huge sea bowl handed over by the cook, thinking about the bitter experience of having to drink one cup for each person, Li A secretly said, "I'm a second child", and smiled wryly, sweating profusely.

After drinking this passionate meal, Li A was drunk for seven days and seven nights...

Night, black as silk.

Guan Hua walked to the top floor of the villa with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Xuanniao, Laolong, if you can hear me, come and meet me." Guan Hua looked at the night sky, looking for the figures of Xuanniao and Laolong.

"Guan Hua, we are always by your side." The air on the roof of the villa rippled layer upon layer, and then Xuanniao and Jinghe Dragon King appeared in the void.

"When are you leaving?" Guan Hua asked, puffing out smoke rings.

"We'll leave after Yan Luo repairs the passage to the Underworld. Hmph, that kid should beat him hard." Jinghe Dragon King said arrogantly.

"How is the situation in Yin Division?" Guan Hua asked curiously.

"Eighteen levels of hell no longer exist. After the god-slaying fire was exhausted, the underworld was still in chaos for a while, but it has been calmed down now. Yan Luo is leading the ghosts of the underworld to rebuild hell." Xuan Niao explained.

Guan Hua nodded and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand. "What about the rules of heaven and earth, have they disappeared?" Guan Hua, who had lost his cultivation and could not sense the fluctuations in spiritual power, could only ask Xuan Niao and Lao Long.

"The rules of heaven and earth have changed back to the state they were in when they were just established. It may take tens of thousands of years to restore them to their previous strength." Jinghe Dragon King looked at the thin rules of heaven and earth in the sky and said with a smile. "You kid has done a great thing. In the future, the speed of human cultivation will increase many times. The current rules of heaven and earth have almost negligible restrictions on primordial spiritual power. But, it's a pity for you, hey..."

Guan Hua knew what Jinghe Dragon King was regretting, so he smiled immediately. "Actually, it's good to be a mortal. At least, I can live for myself and my family, and without my spiritual power, my reproductive ability has been restored. I want to form a football team. Hahahaha... "

"Before I leave, I will beat Yama again, so that he won't come to you." Xuanniao's face was cold. She still hasn't let go of Yan Luoyin Guanhua, even though she had brought Jinghe Dragon King with her before. Go to the Yin Division and beat Yan Luo until his nose is blue and his face is swollen.

"Hey, good. With Hades covering me, I should live a more chic life, haha." Guan Hua lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Actually, I think you should not leave. In the world, you may not be welcomed because of the killing of gods."

"Sister Feng is going to confront the king of the gods, and she wants to ask for an explanation for mankind!" Jinghe Dragon King said bitterly.Thinking that going to the God Realm would not be welcome, and he would have to accompany Xuanniao to offend the boss of the God Realm after arriving there, Jinghe Dragon King felt that the trip to the God Realm was really painful.

"There's no need to worry about this anymore, Xuanniao." Guan Hua said worriedly.

"I'm not reconciled if I don't make it clear. I don't care about being a despicable god." Xuanniao snorted and expressed his persistence.

Guan Hua knew Xuanniao's temper, so he stopped persuading him.After blinking, a smirk appeared on the corner of Guan Hua's mouth.

Seeing the wickedness at the corner of Guan Hua's mouth, Xuanniao and Jinghe Dragon King thumped in their hearts, and a bad premonition came to them.

……

One morning!

Blooming flowers covered every corner of Xinling, fragrant the whole city.

Every high-rise building is filled with huge fireworks, spraying gorgeous fireworks, gorgeous the sky of the whole city.

In the sky above this city full of flowers and gun salutes, three helicopters carrying a camera team locked a luxury convoy of [-] world-class limited edition sports cars.

When the sound of dragons and phoenixes sounded in the sky, the handsome groom with five bouquets of flowers in his arms got into a stretched convertible sports car driven by Xiaobi.

The helicopter cleared the way, escorted by the dragon and the golden phoenix, Guan Hua smiled happily and waved his hands. Randomly, this unprecedentedly large convoy carried his joy and set sail happily towards his five beautiful brides.

……

"Dear ladies and gentlemen, today is January 2013, 1, Huaxia Xinling, Galaxy Hotel. Here is the wedding ceremony of Mr. Guan Hua, Ms. Xiao Ruolan, Ms. Han Xiuyan, Ms. Feng Ting, Ms. Zhao Wenxin and Ms. Ma Yutong I am the host of today's wedding, Yun Jiuxiao, I hope my host can leave you with good memories."

"First of all, on behalf of the bride and groom, as well as the parents of the groom and the parents of the five beautiful brides, please allow me to extend my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests present. Thank you for coming!"

"Then, please use the warmest applause to invite the most handsome groom and the most beautiful bride today, and enter the venue happily—"

The wedding bell was struck by Qin Kui with a huge mallet, stepping on the happy drumbeat of the march, the radiant Guan Hua was smiling, holding Baisha who was connected to the five daughters, facing the flower petals scattered all over the sky, slowly They embarked on the road of happiness paved with rose petals.

Looking at this beautiful scene, Shen Weiyang leaned against Guan Tian's arms, covered her mouth and shed tears of excitement.

"Mother, don't get excited, today is my son's big day." Guan Tian's eyes were already wet with tears, but he still smiled and comforted his wife in his arms.

"I'm just happy, happy..." Shen Weiyang sniffed and smiled with tears streaming down her face.

They have waited too long for this day...

In the corner of this grand wedding, a pair of gray-haired old men sat on chairs in the viewing area, smiling and watching the groom on the stage put wedding diamond rings on the five brides.

"Ma'am, let's have a wedding too, just the two of us." The old man said to his wife beside him with a smile while playing with the crutch in his hand.

The kind old woman with wrinkled face turned to look at the old man and laughed too. "Yi, you hold my hand, can you walk?"

"Even if I'm climbing, I still have to carry you to the stage. Or, you can carry me? Hahahaha..." Hou Yi squinted his eyes very hard, looking at his wife who loved him deeply.

"Poor mouth." Chang'e scolded, stretched out her hand and interlocked Hou Yi's ten fingers.At this moment, together with Guan Hua and the five daughters, they made a vow in their hearts that they would never leave.

With thunderous applause and cheers, Guan Hua's wedding with Xiao Ruolan, Han Xiuyan, Feng Ting, Zhao Wenxin, and Ma Yutong was a success!

……

At night, after seeing off all the guests and friends, Guan Hua rubbed his hands and hummed the neighborhood, walked into the hall, and walked towards the stairs leading to the huge bedroom.

"Ladies, I'm here!" Guan Hua screamed as he stepped up the stairs.

whoosh-

A cold arrow shook its tail feathers, and tremblingly nailed to Guan Hua's feet.

"If you want to enter the bridal chamber, ask us first." Guan Yun put away the bow and arrow in his hand, and with his brothers, Qin Kui, Xiao Bi, and Xiao Se, he laughed happily.

"I'm Ciao, didn't you leave?" Guan Hua opened his eyes wide in horror, looking at these guys in the hall.

"It's not easy to lie to you." Guan Yun threw away the bow and arrow in his hand, took out the small notebook he had prepared in advance, and read: "The first level of trouble in the bridal chamber is a quiz. Please listen to the first question! "

"Let the horse come here!" Guan Hua loosened his tie, and raised his chin dissatisfied.

"Question: If you want to be a father and you can't have sex with your daughter-in-law for ten months, how will you react?" Guan Yun raised his eyebrows and asked viciously.

"I... I have five girls." Guan Hua replied bitterly.

After hearing Guan Hua's answer, everyone burst into laughter.

After laughing, Guan Yun turned to the second page and continued to read: "If I tell you that you are really happy to be a father, and all five of your daughters-in-law are pregnant, what should you do?"

"I... I bought a watch last year..." Guan Hua seemed to realize that he was really struggling...

"What would you do if I told you that your mother is also our aunt and asked us to stop you here for the sake of her ten grandchildren?" Huatuan surrounded the center.

"No, if you come here, I'll be completely honest, don't be so serious..." Guan Hua tremblingly looked at the brothers who were staring at him like a wounded wolf.

"Go!" Guan Yun ordered, and Qin Kui immediately hugged Guan Hua who was about to struggle and escape.

"My uncle Qin Kui, it's you again! Why are you the one who bothers me every time! Spring night is worth a thousand dollars, Sao Nian..." Guan Hua, who was crushed by everyone, roared hysterically.

at this time!

"Let go of our husband!" Five angry brides wearing wedding dresses and carrying baseball bats appeared on the stairs.

"The big stick lady appeared, the wind is tight, call back!" Seeing that the limelight was wrong, Guan Yun ran away.

The embarrassed Guan Hua pulled his tattered suit with tears in his eyes, and looked at his wives resentfully. "They are all bad people, they bully me, and the worst thing is, they lie to me, say, say..."

Before he finished speaking, Guan Hua's eyeballs flew out!

The five girls carrying baseball bats made a movement in unison—covering their mouths, vomiting...vomiting...

It turned out that the small football team had successfully settled in the Guan family compound!

The whole book, finally!Tears of excitement flowed from his mouth.

"Mother, don't get excited, today is my son's big day." Guan Tian's eyes were already wet with tears, but he still smiled and comforted his wife in his arms.

"I'm just happy, happy..." Shen Weiyang sniffed and smiled with tears streaming down her face.

They have waited too long for this day...

In the corner of this grand wedding, a pair of gray-haired old men sat on chairs in the viewing area, smiling and watching the groom on the stage put wedding diamond rings on the five brides.

"Ma'am, let's have a wedding too, just the two of us." The old man said to his wife beside him with a smile while playing with the crutch in his hand.

The kind old woman with wrinkled face turned to look at the old man and laughed too. "Yi, you hold my hand, can you walk?"

"Even if I'm climbing, I still have to carry you to the stage. Or, you can carry me? Hahahaha..." Hou Yi squinted his eyes very hard, looking at his wife who loved him deeply.

"Poor mouth." Chang'e scolded, stretched out her hand and interlocked Hou Yi's ten fingers.At this moment, together with Guan Hua and the five daughters, they made a vow in their hearts that they would never leave.

With thunderous applause and cheers, Guan Hua's wedding with Xiao Ruolan, Han Xiuyan, Feng Ting, Zhao Wenxin, and Ma Yutong was a success!

……

At night, after seeing off all the guests and friends, Guan Hua rubbed his hands and hummed the neighborhood, walked into the hall, and walked towards the stairs leading to the huge bedroom.

"Ladies, I'm here!" Guan Hua screamed as he stepped up the stairs.

whoosh-

A cold arrow shook its tail feathers, and tremblingly nailed to Guan Hua's feet.

"If you want to enter the bridal chamber, ask us first." Guan Yun put away the bow and arrow in his hand, and with his brothers, Qin Kui, Xiao Bi, and Xiao Se, he laughed happily.

"I'm Ciao, didn't you leave?" Guan Hua opened his eyes wide in horror, looking at these guys in the hall.

"It's not easy to lie to you." Guan Yun threw away the bow and arrow in his hand, took out the small notebook he had prepared in advance, and read: "The first level of trouble in the bridal chamber is a quiz. Please listen to the first question! "

"Let the horse come here!" Guan Hua loosened his tie, and raised his chin dissatisfied.

"Question: If you want to be a father and you can't have sex with your daughter-in-law for ten months, how will you react?" Guan Yun raised his eyebrows and asked viciously.

"I... I have five girls." Guan Hua replied bitterly.

After hearing Guan Hua's answer, everyone burst into laughter.

After laughing, Guan Yun turned to the second page and continued to read: "If I tell you that you are really happy to be a father, and all five of your daughters-in-law are pregnant, what should you do?"

"I... I bought a watch last year..." Guan Hua seemed to realize that he was really struggling...

"What would you do if I told you that your mother is also our aunt and asked us to stop you here for the sake of her ten grandchildren?" Huatuan surrounded the center.

"No, if you come here, I'll be completely honest, don't be so serious..." Guan Hua tremblingly looked at the brothers who were staring at him like a wounded wolf.

"Go!" Guan Yun ordered, and Qin Kui immediately hugged Guan Hua who was about to struggle and escape.

"My uncle Qin Kui, it's you again! Why are you the one who bothers me every time! Spring night is worth a thousand dollars, Sao Nian..." Guan Hua, who was crushed by everyone, roared hysterically.

at this time!

"Let go of our husband!" Five angry brides wearing wedding dresses and carrying baseball bats appeared on the stairs.

"The big stick lady appeared, the wind is tight, call back!" Seeing that the limelight was wrong, Guan Yun ran away.

The embarrassed Guan Hua pulled his tattered suit with tears in his eyes, and looked at his wives resentfully. "They are all bad people, they bully me, and the worst thing is, they lie to me, say, say..."

Before he finished speaking, Guan Hua's eyeballs flew out!

The five girls carrying baseball bats made a movement in unison—covering their mouths, vomiting...vomiting...

It turned out that the small football team had successfully settled in the Guan family compound!

The whole book, finally!