Landlady Benefits

not good!My Baoji is lacing up in the yard, don't let the rain make you burp.Nothing else matters, it can't have an accident, and went downstairs with the umbrella.

Go to the yard and see, where is the red rooster?Why is it gone?wrong!There is an extra flower cock, rub your sister!These profiteers, can chicken feathers be colored?Or is the baked ointment bad?

I was so angry, I put the chicken in a bag and went to the place where my chicken was sold.Your sister, this is a matter of my life or death, your mother dares to get me a fake one!

When I was still some distance away from the place where the chickens were sold, I saw the dog get into the car and run away. Can the grass-mud horse run past me?

The car stopped in front of a dumpling restaurant, and it wasn't him who was driving.But looking at the clothes, he seemed a little flustered, and when he saw him get out of the car, he became angry.

Since it was still drizzling outside, they got off the car and went straight to the hotel.Pulling over the car, he followed in with a flower chicken in his hand.As soon as I entered the room, I saw the two grandchildren, greeted the waiter, and walked in.

The restaurant waiter was taken aback when he saw that I was carrying a chicken, and then asked me if I was processing it with ingredients.

"Processing, where is the kitchen?"

"Go in." After she finished speaking, I went in with the chicken in my hand. It turned out that I could still go up from here, and the two dog bags were just going up the stairs.

I gave a feed, and they didn't have a dick. I continued upstairs, maybe I didn't expect it to be a greeting to them.I chased after them, watched them walk towards a private room, and said as they walked, "Don't look at that idiot's young age, he's really fucking rich."

I almost lost my breath when I heard the voice, but the chicken seller continued: "I didn't know, I thought he was just a driver."

Damn, I exploded immediately, rushed up and slapped the chicken on his back, making the chicken crow.That guy just turned around, and when he saw the chicken in my hand, his face stretched out, "Hey! What's wrong, brother?"

"What's the matter, you bastards who spread rumors and cheat, quickly return the money to me!" After speaking, he threw the chicken on the ground.

"Brothers, don't be angry. I have something to say. I didn't expect it to rain. Come in and have a drink." I don't read the weather forecast, don't you?No wonder he said that he killed the chicken and buried it without eating it, or would it be exposed if it was bald?

"Don't give me less tricks, who the hell is your brother, and who the hell is complaining about the rain, if it doesn't rain, I'm just as stupid as them! Hurry up and give me the money, or call the police."

"Don't mind, brother, I'll just return the money to you." Then he took out 700 yuan and gave it to me.

"What about you?" I took the chicken money and asked the master.

"Me? I didn't sell your chicken. Besides, didn't he return all the money to you?" He still pretended to be very puzzled.

"Young mother, just pretend to be confused. Aren't you famous? If you don't want to be notorious, you can be quick. If I don't strangle you, you're lucky!".

"Okay, it's fucking unlucky today, and it's all your fault." After finishing speaking, although he was extremely reluctant, he still took out the money, but didn't give it to me directly, and then said: "Brother, we are also considered Fate, my brother treats me, drink two cups before leaving." After speaking, he returned the money to me.

"Sorry, I don't have time to drink with you." After taking the money, he turned around and was about to go back, but the guy pulled me, and I turned around and stared angrily. "What else do you want to do!"

"Brother, look at my brother, I rely on this to support my family. Can you keep quiet when you go out? I know you are not used to this bouillon and vegetarian dishes. If you have time, you can choose a place. How about I treat you?" After speaking, he looked at me with a smile .

"Okay, don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't keep my mouth shut, so I don't have to eat." After I finished speaking, I left, only to hear that the two guys had sex in the room this time.

When I was a dick, I knew those charlatans were lying, but when I got rich, did I really become an idiot?No wonder it is said that it is the easiest to earn money from the rich. If you are so hungry that you can’t even drink porridge, who will go to a high-end hotel?Who wants to buy designer handbags when they are so cold that they can’t even put on their clothes? If they are so tired that they can’t climb the bus, who wants to buy a luxury car?

But are the rich all idiots?no! !Who made you run out of money!Who told you not to speculate in the reform and opening up!Who told you not to flatter the leader!Who told you that you are not the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people!Cooking fumes are not good for the skin, too much money is too hot to carry in your pocket, it is easy to catch a cold when you take the bus, and you hurt your wrist joints when you masturbate.

Yes, society is developing and human beings are progressing. If you can't keep pace with the times, don't learn from the cynical youth. You don't have the qualifications.Don't complain about fairness or unfairness, because you didn't seize the opportunity when you reincarnated.

I am also a rich man now, so I need to look like a rich man. I can’t wander around that small piece of woods every day, I want the whole big forest!

Find Leah's phone number in the phone book and call it.Still in that standard and proficient Mandarin, she replied that I have nothing to do tonight, so I asked her to have dinner with her.Anyway, I saved more than 1 yuan, and if I give her more tips later, there may be unexpected gains.

The opportunity to open foreign meat has come, I am a little excited, but also a little worried.It is said that the specifications and sizes of imported goods are different from domestic ones, and they are afraid that they will embarrass the Chinese people.

It was still a long time before I made an appointment with her. I drove to the health care product street, and I saw all "American Viagra, Indian oil..." It's no wonder we ordinary people, science is underdeveloped, why can't the United States, The streets and alleys of India are all affixed with our powerful ancestral secret recipes?

Still at the gate of the third campus, Liya was wearing a long white dress, standing there leisurely, looking around with wandering eyes.She was the only one, and the fellow who went shopping with her that day did not come today, so she should have made all the preparations.

Go to eat first, people are iron rice is steel, how can you go to bed if you don’t eat or drink.We chatted while eating at KFC, and felt the urge to talk to her in Russian.She pointed to Gugeer's map and told me that I was from Birobidjan, so far from Nimei.

It seems that once in a certain city in the mainland, I saw a long-distance bus heading to her hometown.No matter how far away she is, she is a foreign girl anyway, and this time she will learn from Teacher Guanxi, so she can show off to her friends. She has had sex with foreigners before.

She also told me that she went to study in China. Who doesn't know that you are studying abroad, but the school and major are not chosen correctly.Go to other small-scale schools and arrange at least ten practical courses for you every day.

When I was about to leave the fast food restaurant, I asked her what she was going to do in a while, and she said nothing, howling your sister!

"I said what are we going to do later?" I said word by word.

"Hi! Zai Lali?" I bought a foreign land last year. My Chinese is not good, so I can't explain it to you.

"Follow me!" He took her hand and walked out of KFC to Jintai KF.

When we arrived at Jintai, we happened to meet the waiter who came with Yalin for the first time. He looked at me with envious and jealous eyes, and then at the foreign girl.Then he pursed his lips and nodded, as if to tell me that this time there was a fight.

After entering the room, she said it was too hot, so she bent over and twisted the hem of the skirt, then straightened up, pulled it up, and threw the skirt on the bed.If it weren't for the snow-white skin, Ben wouldn't be able to tell that she was still wearing a pale yellow thong and bra.

I have never seen such white skin before, like a brand new plaster statue, standing there with two legs straight.Is it true that all the foreign girls are big, or is she the one out of a hundred, which made me swallow my saliva.

I didn’t even talk to her, it was too much effort, so I rushed to the bathroom, took out the medicine box in the bag, saw that it was all in English, and forgot to ask the medicine seller how much to take, so he told me that it was purely imported.It's not bad when I open it. There is an instruction manual in Chinese, which is really humanized.

As if remembering something, he muttered that he bought it last year, then threw the pill down the toilet and flushed it away.

Back in the room, he took off his shirt and was about to take off his pants.She took my hand, thinking she was going to help me, but she heard her say:

"Deng Yibiao, 1000 yuan, how much?" After speaking, he blinked his eyes at me, and stretched out a finger to gesture.

Why is the three words of 1000 yuan so standard?I thought it was sent by their country to fetch the sperm from the west, but it was you who wanted to get the gold yourself.As long as there is a price, it is an eternal truth that cheap goods are not good.

Taking out a wad of money from the bag, Ben'er handed her 2000 yuan without checking.

"I took good care of my elder brother, and there are still in the bag." After finishing speaking, she squeezed her firm pouch, smiled and kissed me, and then went to the bathroom.

Take out the phone, adjust the angle in a corner, click to shoot, and wait for the female number one to appear on the scene.

Grabbing a horse alone, driving in for a long time, hitting the yellow hole, but because of the same strength, it can't be broken for a long time.I saw the light of the knife and the shadow of the knife, and the flying yarn and the silk.The battle lasted for 300 rounds, but there was no winner or loser.At this time, I remembered the treacherous behavior of the former Soviet Union in the early days of our country's liberation. The opportunity to serve the party and the country has come, and we must win glory for the country!As I fought harder and harder, she also tried her best to deal with my every strong entry into the palace.

Because the attack on her face was too fierce, she couldn't stand it anymore, so she had to back down step by step, but I was willing to let go of such a great opportunity and pursue the victory.

But I fell into her trap. It turned out that she led me to the steep back mountain. How could I have any experience in fighting in the back mountain before!Had to retreat steadily.But that patriotic blood made me murderous again, and the sound shook the mountains and rivers in an instant, the gas enema was red, and I turned from defense to offense again.

When you meet on a narrow road, the brave wins, stand on horseback, and dance your fists.And she also threw her head for the glory of their nation, sparing hot spots, with a look of resignation to death.After another 500 rounds of stalemate, the two sides couldn't tell the difference. I was a little angry and issued the final blow.

As soon as this move is performed, either you die or I die, but the opponent is not deterred by this ferocious attack, and also resorts to the killer's tenacity to resist, and see the tricks.After a loud noise, Shuangshuang was shaken and flew out, hurting both sides.Although she did not completely defeat her and become a national hero admired by the world, she can also be regarded as a diplomatic ambassador.

Exhausted, I stood up with difficulty and looked down at the back mountain that had been shattered during the fight. I had to sigh with emotion: I planted flowers on purpose but they didn't bloom, but I planted chrysanthemums unintentionally to make them cloudy.

Although she stood up, due to exhaustion, she finally fell down and she also passed out.

I don't know how long it took, we all woke up, looked at each other, and suddenly murderous intent was everywhere.I went into battle with a gun, but she became invulnerable like a copper wall, which made my hands wet again and again.It seems that he can only outsmart her, attacking her weak parts, and finally turn the situation around, but still can only draw a tie.

With a yell from me, I dealt a fatal blow to her lower body, and she fell down with a groan.It seemed that the injury was not serious, and he was lying there convulsing and humming again and again.After successfully defeating the opponent, I finally lost my breath after seeing my dignified Chinese boy.

The post-war treaty was humane and did not require her to pay compensation and cede land, but also gave her 1000 yuan in condolence money to restore her home.