Landlady Benefits

I don't know what's in her bag. It's obviously a gift, but it seems that there are more things in her bag than when she came back.Tila going upstairs almost made me sweat from exhaustion, one can imagine the pressure that Ziwei's thin physique endured just now.

When I opened it, I found chicken and fish, some mooncakes, two elbows, etc., which were much more affordable than the things she sent.

"Don't look at it, take it all over and freeze it. I won't have dinner tonight. It's useless for you to eat." She opened the refrigerator door and fiddled with the things inside. Hand them to her one by one.

"Okay, this is specially reserved for you by grandma. I'll feed you white-eyed wolf when it's hot." When I handed her the fat elbow, she pushed it back.

"Oh, that's great, grandma still loves me!" Although I have no interest in this elbow, it is the old man's heart after all. I haven't spent the holidays with my old man for a long time, and I feel warm in my heart.

"Don't be ugly, without me, grandma knows who you are!" She said unconvinced and went into the kitchen with her elbows, and didn't refute her any more. She only hoped that someone would call at this moment and get me out of this pit of fire. fished out.Maybe it's because I was reciting a little that day, and there was no movement on the phone after dinner, and today I just let her slaughter me.

"Husband, can I ask for leave tomorrow?" After finishing the routine, she said while cleaning the battlefield.

"Okay, you can take as long as you want." It doesn't seem to work if I say no, now you are all leaders and I am the only one who works.

"Then I have to lend you for a day. My sister wants to go to Boyu, but grandma doesn't agree. I don't know how she came up with such a bad idea. Grandma ordered you and me to accompany her." She was helpless After speaking, he sighed, but don't always put me and her together, okay?I really wish that she would disappear between us at once, so that I could return to the happy and harmonious life I had before.

"Okay, you can make arrangements. As long as there is nothing special, I will go with you." Strange to say, none of Xiaoman and the others called me these two days, as if I only existed between Ziwei and The same between Huilan.

It was less than 7 o'clock when we arrived downstairs at her nanny's house, and Zixuan went downstairs with a big bag, looking at her like that, she seemed quite professional.Listening to their instructions, I came to the long-lost riverside. I controlled all my emotions and concentrated on being a follower.

When they opened the professional tool kit, my eyes lit up. What kind of advanced weapons are these?A bundle of twine, a few canning jars, and some animal offal that made me want to vomit.

I saw the two of them skillfully tied the cans and bottles to the rope, and filled the bottles with something that looked like intestines. If I hadn't witnessed this bloody scene with my own eyes, I really don't know that they would still do this job Son.After a closer look, it turns out that the cans and bottles have passed through the processing, which means a one-way valve. Where is this technology introduced?Really good science.

The two of them swung the rope tied with the bottle around, and when they let go, the bottle flew out.After throwing all those bottles out, I just waited quietly, but this fishing method is much easier than fishing, and I don’t have to keep looking at the water.At this moment, this scene reminded me that there were people guarding similar ropes by the river in the past. I thought it was some kind of hidden hook, but now I know it was this trick.

After waiting for a while, they began to pull the rope back.The first bottle came out of the water, and Zixuan picked up the bottle and opened the mechanism dancing, and poured those small fish, which were the size of toothpicks and seemed to have just hatched from fish eggs, into the small bucket.Then she looked at the fruit she had harvested proudly, and pulled another rope with great anticipation.The second bottle, the third bottle... were picked up one after another, but they were all pitifully small fish cubs, why weren't there any big ones?Yes, the bottle is only that big, not to mention the size of the well-designed hole in the middle, can big fish get in?Isn't this just for entertainment?

But this is not entertainment. After a few hours, the small bucket is already filled with half a bucket of tadpoles.Ziwei said that she wanted to go home. The weather in autumn was really unbearably hot. When I saw those pitifully small fish, I picked them up and walked to the river.

"Why are you going, don't get away!" Ziwei asked as she rushed over and snatched the bucket containing the fish, seeing her look like pearls in the bucket.

"Why do you keep such a small fish?" I looked at the little fish jumping around in the bucket and asked in confusion.

"Why are you eating? Do you keep it for fun? Husband, today is the time for your baby to show his hands. Just wait and enjoy the delicious food." You can do anything with this newly born little life. She looked at it with admiration.

"It's too hot, why don't we go back after two laps." Zi Xuan, who had been silent all this time, spoke at this time.

"Okay, I haven't been swimming by the river for many years." Ziwei looked around and no one agreed.

"Don't go, the water is too dirty, I want to swim and take you to the swimming pool tomorrow." I was a little doubtful whether they could swim.

"We all grew up by the river, isn't it the same when we get out of the mud without being stained?" Ziwei took off her clothes and jumped down first, followed by Zixuan, when I saw their two hot jade bodies , I closed my eyes hard, but I still couldn't think about it in my mind.

"Husband! Come down too, it's so cool." Ziwei cheered and waved to me in the river.

"I don't know how to swim, so hurry up, who is still swimming in the river in autumn?" It's not that I can't, it's just that I feel awkward swimming with my wife-to-be and my aunt.

"It's really worthless, even an old man can't swim." Ziwei said and swam towards the center of the river.

"Don't run too far, be careful!" I yelled worriedly just after the flood, did you have those two tricks?

But as soon as I finished speaking, I saw Zixuan flicking his hands in the water, his head bouncing up and down on the water level, making a purring sound, the situation was not good, but Ziwei It was already far away, and there was no way I jumped down without even taking off my clothes.It's quite hot on the shore, but the water can't be compared with the dog days. As soon as I went in, it gave me a chill, and I don't know how the two of them enjoyed it.

When I grabbed her hair, she hugged my waist, and a pair of firm meatballs stuck to my chest and trembled, but at this time, she didn't have the heart to enjoy this delicious food.

"Baby, come back quickly, your sister seems to have a cramp." I pushed Zixuan to the bank and shouted to Jiangzhong. The grateful and charming eyes looked at me, which made me feel a little elated, but she is my aunt after all, so this feeling is fleeting.

"Honey, what's the matter?" Ziwei yelled and swam back.

"Okay, it's okay, don't worry, just come back slowly, your sister seems to have cramp in her feet." I could step on my feet, and I pushed Zixuan to the shore vigorously after I finished speaking.

They both went ashore and made me feel like a drowned chicken too.Some regretted saving her up, maybe letting her disappear like this was the best choice.

I didn't care about my aunt or sister, so I took off my coat and pants when I got in the car, and after they put on their coats, they pulled off the wet little pudding inside.

I went straight back to Ziwei and I's house, but they were not polite, they took out all my clothes and wrapped them up, and told me that it was cold, my sister was thinking about something long ago.

I can't control that much anymore, I'm freezing enough on this journey, it's all because of the damn car film, if you don't open the windows, there will be no sunlight, if you open them, there will be wind.Sitting in front of the computer with a quilt on, playing the game with fire on the page, I used to count nine cold days and play games without feeling cold, but now I can't sit still.

"Husband, don't sit still, it will be more exciting when you get up and move around." While Ziwei and Zixuan were busy in the kitchen, she stretched out her head and said to me, how does Kenny move?With that, put down the quilt, do push-ups and sit-ups in the bedroom, and start practicing.

"It's time to eat." While doing push-ups on the bed, Zi Xuan pushed open the door and called.

I looked back, her melon-seeded face was flushed, and she walked out embarrassedly after speaking.

Today's lunch is the simplest meal I have seen recently, except for the fish sauce made by Ziwei, there are only a few cucumbers and a few lettuce leaves, and each person has a bowl of rice.

"Drink something? It's hot." The auntie came, and she must have been in a good mood. I didn't expect her to be rude, so she could only open the Lao Baigan that had been treasured for several months, and each person filled a glass.

Heibuliuqiu and fish sauce smelled good, but when he thought about how the young creature was killed in the bud, the extended chopsticks retracted, but then stretched out again.

"Come to Zixuan, pay back your sister's craftsmanship. It looks very good and smells old." I ordered some sauce helmets with chopsticks, and then remembered what a friend said in the past. How big is the fish.How can domestic fish be so big and not as thick as a toothpick, but people try to turn it into a Chinese meal? Are Chinese people really so hungry?

Thinking of this, I picked up a piece of cucumber and stuffed it into my mouth without dipping it in the sauce.But the two of them ate it with great relish, and asked me why I didn't eat it, and told her that she didn't like it. .

"Husband, you wait, I'll add food for you." She saw the pitiful cucumbers and lettuce on the table, and then remembered that there were leftovers brought back by grandma that day in the refrigerator.The sister and son were busy for a while, and then they brought a plate of chopped chicken and a plate of braised pork ribs.

"Okay husband, let's raise our glasses and start again." We raised our glasses to celebrate this harvest together.

Zixuan said that she was leaving tomorrow. Could it be that this is the end of our previous story?But I haven't found the answer I want, so I can't help but feel a little lost.

Maybe it was because Zixuan had saved her just now, and he also seemed to be more attentive to me, raising his glass to drink with me from time to time, and Ziwei also followed suit.It's rare to meet a confidant, but Zixuan is not only not my confidant, but also a fan of mine, but at this moment, I feel that we are a little congenial.

A man's home may have nothing else, but the reserves of tobacco and alcohol are generally astonishing.Maybe it was happiness, maybe it was the sad parting feeling that caused our wine to dry up one by one and open one after another.

"Sister, you went this time, are you coming back for the Chinese New Year?" Ziwei raised her glass, looked at Zixuan with her head shaking, and said calmly.

"It depends on the situation. If parents come back here for the New Year, why don't you go if we don't come back?" Zi Xuan shook his head after speaking, as if he was very helpless.

"Then I'll see the situation, hehe, let's drink!" Ziwei finished speaking first, but when she picked up the bottle and poured it, she found it was empty. "Husband! Bring the wine!" I saw that there were three empty bottles, but the atmosphere can't be a disappointment now, can it?

"Full up! Full up!" I was pouring wine for Zixuan, and Ziwei yelled there, Nima and we elders rarely drink like this, which made me a little dizzy.But the girls didn't say anything, so why am I ashamed not to drink it as a man.