silly elixir emperor

"Wow, what a big garden, wow, there is also a little bird, what kind of bird is that? Chang Sheng wants that bird." Chang Sheng was eating candied haws, with all kinds of food pinned to his waist, following a eunuch and two imperial court officials. The guards were walking in the palace, and suddenly saw a green bird flying by, Chang Sheng was overjoyed.

"Chang Sheng wants to catch it!"

Chang Sheng casually tossed half a bunch of candied haws left, and rushed towards the unknown bird that landed on a peach branch with open hands.

The eunuch and the two imperial guards were immediately dumbfounded. Whoever told them that this kid is not a fool, they would definitely be in a hurry with him.

Except for a fool, who can do such a thing in the palace, and now the emperor wants to summon him, and there are a group of ministers waiting in the hall, and he just ignored it and went to Xiaoniao, such a person , he is not a fool, so who is a fool!

The eunuch shook his head helplessly, strode his legs vigorously and ran super-Chang Sheng, shouting while running: "Master Chang Sheng, stop first, the emperor is still waiting for you?"

"The emperor is waiting for Chang Sheng?" Chang Sheng was obviously taken aback when he heard the eunuch's voice, and then continued to chase after the emerald green bird: "The emperor can't fly, but the bird can fly. Chang Sheng catches the bird first, then Go to see the emperor."

A bean-sized bead of sweat dripped from the eunuch's head. This idiot is really hopeless, but unfortunately he is still the prime minister's son. I can't force it, I can only persuade him.

Sighing, the eunuch shouted loudly to Chang Sheng: "Young Master Chang, let's go to see the emperor first, this little bird will be clawed by a servant."

While shouting, the eunuch turned his eyes around, and happened to see a group of court ladies passing by, his eyes lit up immediately, and he called to the group of court ladies: "Quick, don't do other things, go and catch them first." The bird."

"Catch a bird?"

The maids were all stunned, they recognized the eunuch in front of them, this is Eunuch Bai, the celebrity beside the emperor, what's wrong with Eunuch Bai?Shouldn't he be by the emperor's side?Why did they come here and let them catch birds?

Could it be that the stupid Seventh Prince wants to play with birds?But how can they catch birds, they can't fly, and if they want to catch them, they need to find a kung fu master to catch them.

When Eunuch Bai saw that the group of maids were standing still, a trace of anger suddenly appeared on his white and beardless face: "I told you to catch birds, and you just go and catch them. What are you all doing in a daze? You all want to go to the laundry room on the west side Going to do the laundry?"

"laundry room!"

Hearing these three words, the faces of the maids changed drastically.

Laundry room, that is the most exhausting work done by the maids in the entire palace. The laundry room is not just for washing things, almost all the dirty and tiring work in the palace is done by the maids inside, and generally the maids inside are also responsible. It's aunt level.Delicate court ladies like them can't do the work inside even if they go.One of their former good sisters was sent to the laundry room by the second prince's eldest wife because she seduced the second prince. In less than half a month, that sister was already exhausted.

The laundry room, such a horrible place, they can't go.

All the maids stopped hesitating immediately, no matter whether they could catch the little bird or not, they rushed towards the little bird in a swarm!

Only then did Eunuch Bai nodded in satisfaction, and shouted at Chang Sheng from a distance: "Master Chang, someone caught this bird for you, let's go to see the emperor first, and when you see the emperor, the slave promises to keep it Put this bird in front of you."

"They catch Chang Sheng's bird?" Chang Sheng looked at the group of young court ladies in front of him, thought about it for a long time, and finally nodded heavily: "Okay, you can't lie to Chang Sheng, or Chang Sheng will kill you." you!"

After Chang Sheng finished speaking, he turned his head and walked to the side.

"What a violent and foolish man!" Eunuch Bai wiped the sweat from his brow. Fortunately, Chang Sheng probably won't be able to see him when he participates in the morning court, so he doesn't have to worry about him looking for him.

Thinking about it, Eunuch Bai suddenly realized that Chang Sheng was on the wrong road, the road he was walking was the road leading to the harem!

Shocked, Eunuch Bai hurriedly called to Chang Sheng: "Master Chang, it's not which way to go, but to the old slave."

"Where is it going? But Chang Sheng sees that this flower is so beautiful!" Chang Sheng ran towards a flower in the flower bed.

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"Wow... this little stone is so beautiful, Chang Sheng wants to give it to Senior Sister Misty." Chang Sheng squatted on the guardrail of the palace, and violently broke off a small stone lion carved on it!

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"Wow, it smells so good, Chang Sheng wants to eat it." Chang Sheng rushed to a fig tree, reached out and picked the unripe fruit.

"Bah! It's really unpalatable!" After Chang Sheng took a bite, he threw away the fig, which was still a blue fig, and drew an arc in the air, falling to a guard standing by the steps in the distance On the top of the head, the position where the whole fruit fell was exactly where the plume above the guard's head was.

Immediately, the fruit passed through the feathers and fell on the helmet.

"What fell on my head?" The guard was stunned for a moment, then pulled out the sharp knife at his waist, and looked around vigilantly. As a guard, he was attacked, so there must be an assassin!

Seeing that the guards on the opposite side were still standing motionless, he immediately whispered: "Be careful, there are assassins, I was attacked, and I don't know what fell on my head."

As soon as his words fell, the guard on the opposite side couldn't help laughing anymore, and burst out laughing. This unlucky guard, he didn't see what was going on from where he was standing, but he could see clearly that someone threw it away. A fig fell right on his head.

"This kid, I don't know whether he is lucky or unlucky. A few days ago, His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince threw a bite-sized apple and hit him on the head. Today, he was caught by another stupid-looking Stupid people hit it."

The guard looked at Chang Sheng at the bottom of the steps from the corner of his eyes, wondering in his heart, he didn't know which adult's child this silly-looking person was, or what relationship he had with the emperor. coming.

Eunuch Bai looked at Chang Sheng beside him, and then shook his eyes at the main hall on the steps in front of him. He heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, he finally arrived at the place, and he was finally free. On the way just now, the little ancestor in front of him could not I have caused myself a lot of trouble, and I am about to be tortured crazy, but fortunately it finally arrived.In the future, the emperor must never summon this little ancestor again. Even if he summons him, he has to find a way to let others bring this little ancestor. It is simply too tortured!

Eunuch Bai thought to himself, raised his head and smiled and said to Chang Sheng: "Young Master Chang Sheng, we have already arrived at the main hall. Go up the stairs in front, and the main hall is inside. The emperor and your father are both in the main hall."

"Reached?"

Chang Sheng took a bite of the candied haws in his hand. Regardless of Eunuch Bai, he jumped to the top of the steps after bouncing around a few steps, and ran towards the main hall. Just as he ran to the entrance of the main hall, an extremely low, impatient voice It came out from the hall.

"How does Eunuch Bai do things? Why hasn't he brought someone here for so long?"

Chang Sheng raised his eyes and looked into the hall, wanting to see who said this sentence, but the speaker didn't see clearly, his eyes froze for a moment!

Chang Sheng saw at a glance the Prince Zhu, who was standing among the officials, with an unusually conspicuous figure.

"Stinky old man, you're not dead yet!"

Anger suddenly appeared on Chang Sheng's face, and when he looked down, he happened to see a huge stone unicorn at the door, which beat more than the stone lion in front of his own house. Throw it over.

"Chang Sheng smashed you to death, bastard!"

The officials in the hall only heard a shout, and saw the huge stone unicorn at the door, the size of four or five sedan chairs, whistling and flying into the hall, bringing a gust of whistling wind, whistling and smashing it towards King Zhujun. .

Zhu Junwang heard the wind, looked up, and was dumbfounded, a huge black shadow shrouded him!

"Flash!"

Suddenly, there was an exclamation beside Zhu Junwang, and a huge force came from the side, and it took him to the side in an instant.

The next moment, the huge stone unicorn fell down and landed heavily on the ground.

All the ministers in the hall, including Fang Yuanfu who was sitting on the dragon chair, suddenly felt their ears buzzing, and an extremely loud bang resounded through the hall.

Duke Zhu suddenly felt a shock from the ground, and a violent impact came from the air. He kicked back two steps in a row to stabilize his body.He immediately felt a chill on his face, as if something flew past his cheek.

Looking down at the ground, near where the huge stone unicorn landed, the ground paved with expensive Bailan stone has already been cracked inch by inch, and there are pieces of incomplete places on the ground. The cheek that flew past should have been shattered by Shi Qilin, and the powerful impact force sent flying pieces of Bailan Stone!

"Look at the power of this stone unicorn after it falls, if you are hit, it will be strange if you don't get smashed into meatloaf!"

King Zhu's back was soaked instantly, who the hell wanted to kill himself in the hall!

Zhu Junwang turned his head and looked out of the hall, and suddenly, a familiar figure that filled him with hatred came into view.

Chang Sheng!

Seeing that the stone unicorn hadn't hit King Zhu, Chang Sheng looked to both sides of him again, and suddenly, a huge stone pillar came into view.

This stone pillar is probably six or seven meters high, and its thickness is as thick as three black iron rods of its own. More importantly, this stone pillar should only be used for decoration, not a pillar supporting the main hall. Just use this stone pillar!

On the way here just now, Chang Sheng had vaguely heard Eunuch Bai and the two guards saying that he brought himself to the court to test whether he is a fool.Just use this stone pillar!