silly elixir emperor

Immediately, there was a sound of metal rings colliding, and the sound was very rhythmic. Zhu Shaved his whole body and stared at the Jiulianhuan in his hand. He held the handle with his left hand, and his right hand swung quickly. Chang Sheng was surprised by the speed. .

This speed, this speed is really fast. If someone can swing a knife at this level, he is definitely a master.

Chang Sheng saw that with the swing of Zhu Sha's fingers, the rings went up and down one by one. After a while, the rings started to stand up from behind and fell down one by one.

"Finish!"

Zhu Sha quickly untied all the nine rings, swung his hands down, and showed a trace of color on his face. This time he felt very good, even if he usually untie the nine rings by himself, he was not so fast. This should be It was the fastest time for me, and it should be a super-level performance.

"How long did it take?" Zhu Sha turned to look at the boy who was timing the time.

"Shi Xiang only burns [-]%."

"Haha, [-]%!" Zhu Zha smiled with satisfaction, and looked at Chang Sheng with a smile. Come to Chang Sheng, I will put it on for you first, and then you will take it off. "

Zhu Sha took the Jiulianhuan and hit it again and again, and then handed it to Chang Sheng.

"Have you reached Changsheng yet?"

Chang Sheng held Jiulianhuan, looked left and right, then turned to look at Zhu Sha in a daze: "Chang Sheng, can we just separate them?"

"Well, that's right, there is nothing wrong, as long as we separate." Zhu Sha was completely immersed in the thrill of his imminent victory, without thinking too much, he replied casually.

"Idiots, idiots, you actually said that you just need to separate! The young master is sure to win, this group of people are indeed idiots, the young master's guess is right, there must be someone behind this group of people giving advice!"

Hearing the voices of several people, Guo Feng quickly turned his head and looked around. He didn't know if the person behind him was watching here. He thought that the other party should come back, even if he didn't come in person, he should send someone down.

After looking around, Guo Feng didn't find anyone in the crowd with a strange complexion, so he could only focus on his young master again.

"Oh, Chang Sheng knows."

Chang Sheng held the handle of Jiulianhuan with one hand and pulled one end of the ring with the other: "Chang Sheng has started!"

Shouting, Chang Sheng pulled his hands out suddenly.

"Crash..."

Immediately, the nine rings were deformed one by one under the strong pull, and the entire long handle was broken by the strong pull.

Nine rings come off.

"Wahhaha, Chang Sheng won, Chang Sheng won!"

Chang Sheng held the pulled ring in one hand and the broken long handle in the other, looking at Zhu Sha happily: "Chang Sheng won, Chang Sheng won, hurry up and give all the money to Chang Sheng, To Chang Sheng!"

"You won? How did you win? You are violating the rules!" Zhu Sha stared, angrily pointing at the Nine Chains in Chang Sheng's hand, which he forcibly pulled and broke: "Nine Chains is a test of intelligence. It came to untie it, not with brute force like you! How can you say you won?"

"You said it yourself, whoever you said can separate them first will win." Chang Sheng held the nine chains in his hand and shook them in front of Zhu Sha: "Chang Sheng doesn't care, Chang Sheng won, hurry up and give Chang Sheng Rich money!"

"That's right, the young master of the Zhu family seems to have really said just now, as long as the ring and the handle are separated."

"According to what he said, the fool of the Chang family is really not wrong."

In the crowd, there was a sudden sound.

Hearing the voice, Zhu Sha suddenly twitched his body and froze for a moment, as if what he said just now in order to let Chang Sheng understand was just to separate the ring from the handle, but no matter who it is, he must understand, yes It should be untied step by step instead of directly violently separating it like Chang Sheng did!

But I said everything just now, and I could fool Chang Sheng at other times, but now, in front of so many people, how can I refute it?

Chang Sheng saw that Zhu Sha hadn't given any money, raised his eyebrows immediately, threw Jiu Lianhuan to the ground, clenched his fists tightly, and raised it in front of Zhu Sha, waiting for Zhu Sha with an angry face: "You want to play tricks? "

"No, no." Zhu Sha looked at the huge fist in front of him in horror, and his pupils shrank suddenly. Chang Sheng is a fool, and he is also an innate master. If he really makes him think that he is reckless, let him beat himself up. The beating was for nothing, and I didn't make any excuses. More importantly, it doesn't matter how serious a fool's shot is. What if I beat myself to death?

Zhu Sha quickly shook his hands: "No, Chang Sheng, you won this time, but you have to win three rounds." Zhu Sha said, took a step back in a hurry, and reached out to touch the sweat on his head. It can be said that three games are two wins, and now I can say that five games are three wins.

"Three wins in five rounds? Didn't you say two wins in three rounds just now? Why did it change again?" Chang Sheng raised his head and looked at Zhu Sha in confusion.

"What I just said was winning three rounds in a row!" Zhu Sha turned his head and glanced at the people behind him, and said with an idea: "Look, there are five of them in total, and each of them counts for one round, which is five rounds and three wins. Just now I To say that three rounds are not two wins in three rounds is winning three rounds in a row, Chang Sheng, you heard it wrong. Chang Sheng, now you have won two rounds, as long as you win one more round, you really won!"

There are chrysanthemum-like smiles on Zhusha’s fat face, boy, so what if you win two games in a row, you are a fool, I have plenty of ways for you to continue betting with the young master, and the young master said that you will win another round That's fine, with such a temptation, the young master is not afraid that you won't continue to gamble!

Chang Sheng blinked his eyes in confusion, and scolded Zhu Sha in his heart for being shameless. If he had won in the first place, then he must have said that the game will be won or lost!But when he won, he changed from one round to two out of three, and now it has changed to three out of five!Damn it, if he still wins in a while, he will definitely win four out of seven games again!

I don't have time to keep increasing the number of rounds with him here. After a while, I win again. If he adds more, I will directly punch this pig's trotter to death!

Chang Sheng tilted his head and pretended to think for a long time, and finally nodded his head: "It seems so. Chang Sheng will bet with you one more round, as you said, if Chang Sheng wins another round, he really wins, you can't Lie!"

"Don't cheat, don't cheat, how could I cheat!" Zhu Sha shook his head vigorously, sneering in his heart, this fool really thought he could win?This young master won't give him another chance. In the previous two rounds, this fool's luck was really good, and he was too careless, which made him win two rounds. In the next three rounds, as long as he and the others are no longer careless , Chang Sheng will never win!

"Okay, Chang Sheng, then we will bet on the third game now. We will bet on the third game..." Zhu Sha saw that Chang Sheng agreed, afraid that he would go back on his word and immediately opened his mouth. As he spoke, his eyes quickly looked around Go and see what you can bet with Chang Sheng. Before, a few of them thought that betting with a fool was a sure win. I didn't expect to lose two rounds. I was not prepared at all. For a while, I really couldn't think of it. A fool can't win any bet, and he has to let the fool bet with a few of himself.

Suddenly, just as he was thinking, Chang Sheng's voice full of stupidity sounded next to his ears: "Why do you always ask Chang Sheng to guess the questions? Chang Sheng also wants to come up with the questions!"

Chang Sheng grabbed Zhu Sha's clothes and interrupted his thinking.

"You come up with a question?" Zhu Sha looked at Chang Sheng in a daze. Chang Sheng is a fool, he can still come up with questions, what questions can he come up with?Knead Mudman?Fighting crickets?Or dig an ant hole?

"Yeah, yeah, Chang Sheng also wants to come up with a question." Chang Sheng suddenly felt a urge to urinate, his heart moved, and he said, "Chang Sheng will piss with you guys!"

"Pissing? Can this compare?" Zhu Sha and the young masters behind him looked at Chang Sheng stupidly. How can peeing compare?

"Yeah, it's just peeing. Chang Sheng likes peeing with others the most! Let's compare and see who can pee farther!"

Chang Sheng laughed out loud, turned around suddenly, rushed to the middle of the road, stretched out his hand to grab the washing belt around his waist and pulled it, and suddenly, Chang Sheng's long trousers fell off from his legs.

"what……"

"My God!"

"Playing hooligans..."

There were screams suddenly, and the crowd in front of the restaurant suddenly boiled like boiling water.

One by one, the girls and the women stood dumbfounded for a moment, and then immediately covered their eyes with their hands, and some of them simply turned around and turned their backs to Chang Sheng.

The idiot of the prime minister's family took off his pants in front of so many people on the street like this, he is really shameless!

A group of men stared at Chang Sheng blankly, their brains almost lost their thinking in shock. Chang Sheng just said that he peed in the competition, could it be that he was on the street?He actually did what he said. This idiot is so stupid that there is no hope. Didn't his family tell him what shame is?

Chang Sheng held the waistband of his trousers in one hand and grabbed his bird with the other. Facing the wind, he pointed forward and pushed his stomach hard. Suddenly, a white stream of clear water sprayed out.

"Crash..."

The clear stream sprayed out, drew an arc in the sky, and fell far to the ground three or four meters away, making a sound of running water.

Chang Sheng finished urinating, grabbed his little bird with his hands, and shook it again, then put on his trousers belt, took the little bird back, and looked at Zhu Sha and the others with a proud face: "Chang Sheng's urine It's over, it's your turn."

"Us? Chang Sheng asked us to be dignified princes or ministers or young masters of the general's family, let us take out that thing here in front of so many people, and pee in public? This, how is this possible! "

Zhu Sha and the others peeped at each other, Chang Sheng is a fool, he can pee here without fear of embarrassment, they can't!If they really urinate here and go back, the old man at home will definitely beat them to pieces, which is really embarrassing!

Around, the spectators saw that Chang Sheng had finished urinating, but Zhu Sha and the others remained motionless. Immediately, the bullies and rangers on the street shouted loudly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Go and urinate quickly! It's your turn."